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athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute
odysseus: what?
athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do
penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes
odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?
athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.
penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire
athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.
penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment
zeus: where are they going
hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-
#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates#(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying#at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault#the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus#but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT#but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming#odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end#their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia#athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor#odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov#him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives#odypenath#odypenetha#odysseus#penelope#athena#odypen#odyath#penath#epic the musical#love in paradise
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Young odysseus convincing everyone Ithaca is nothing but a poor island with rocks and goats to avoid any raids/conquerors/so he doesn't get murdered for talking to Helen bc "it's not like he's a real choice"
Young odysseus falling in love with Penelope at the same event: wait. Wait shit I fucked up hold on just hear me out
#the odyssey#Odysseus#Penelope#Pre-canon(?)#odypen#Odypen meet ulgy#When the cute “bumpkin” boy wants to marry you but only brought 3 goats for your cousins gifts#AND you caught him spying on your family#There's like a single line in the odyssey where I think some god is narratoring (not 100% sure)#And they have a well actually interjection moment to explain how Ithaca isn't just one island it actually has a shit ton of land#And is technically richer then every other country#Which honestly just makes it funnier that odysseus was like welp time to beg again with zero issues for 10 years#But it will never not be funny to me that young odysseus really shot himself in the foot with Penelopes family for the start#Like clearly it worked out but I bet Penelope father HATES him#Listen odysseus showed up to Helen's courting for the drama ONLY he never planned on marrying her#Bc he knew her husband would be murdered immediately#My man showed up for the drama and stayed for Penelope#Otp#I love them#And need more of these two being rat bastards to each other and LOVING it#Listen neither one of them has let a single thing go in their whole life and they like that about the other#Odysseus going to buy anything for his wife ever#Penelope: Oh my can we afford that this is just a simple rock island with a few goats#Odysseus: dressed head to toe in very very rich cloth that his wife made#Ithaca with the fastest ships bc ody designed new ones#Penelope: literally dripping with jewels that were MAYBE stolen (shut up you can't prove anything and Penelope likes it when he's a bastard#Odysseus: you're so right my bad that was so irresponsible for getting you a gift. Perhaps your father would like to pay instead?
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deuce calling riddle boss is everything to me btw
#Heartslabyul boys interact with each other and I burst into tears instantly. I LOVE them. !!!!!#I can’t remember if he does it anywhere else#But the first two are from juice’s dorm uniform story parts 2 and 3#The second is from the main masquerade event like right after they all get changed#Juice my baby son ex delinquent I love u. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE BOSS???#he’s like. Riddles guard dog. If riddle needed one bsbwhejfbfn riddle is also his own guard dog 🫡#riddles reaction is so cute in the masquerade one lol#hes like WHAT are you talking about 😑 but thank you 😊#they are friends and they love each other and theyre a family and#clutching heartslabyul so tightly i llove my so n s#i know sometime in the stitch event riddle says something#about wanting to take his dorm students to the beach/island and that ESPECIALLY cater and deuce would like it#and im like UAHGGHHGD MY BELOVEDS#the amount of lore and dialogue i can pull from memory about heartslabyul vs like... anyone else#my bias is so very obvious but it's not like im trying to hide it LOL#ok well i can also remember like every jamil and azul interaction but this aint about thiem#DOES JUICE CALL RIDDLE [or anyone] BOSS ANYWHERE ELSE IDR#I FEEL LIKE MAYBE IN A HALLOWEEN THING ???
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Honestly Law has the power to literally just drop these ppl in the ocean and let them drown bc they're devil fruit eaters but I guess he hasn't considered that option huh
#one piece#how to cheese big mom and kaido fight: literally just drop them off the island and let the ocean do the work#hows her cloud and fire ball gonna save her? they can't go in the ocean either!#and kaido's ppl are literally not even here they're busy downstairs#their powers are 'turn into dragon' and 'make things be alive' what are they gonna do about it#maybe it's the same logic as why media made by cis men rarely involves ppl kicking each other in the nuts#cause they're like I wouldn't want that to be done to me so I won't do it to my opponent#and it's just bad fighting tactics smh
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Idk if u do art requests but would u consider drawing Dawn? I’d love to see her in ur style >_<
ive had some art requests rotting in my inbox and i feel bad but i have these low effort dawn doodles!
#can u believe that if u ask me to draw smth that maybe sevral months later i might consider doing it#sorry to this requester but here u go#total drama#total drama island#my art weehee#td dawn#total drama fanart#td fanart#tdroti#‘in ur style’ uhmmm im at the store and didnt know which one u wanted so i got one of each /j#hey babe what size art style u wear 😏#sorry...#also ignore the random writing on the side
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man. totk couldve been so good
#thinking of the links awakening sequel to alttp post and how games contrast/mirror each other#i cant say totk was super close to it. well maybe it was based on the first trailer but not anymore !#there were moments to be sure (sky island music + the great sky island) but the bulk of it is. Not#it feels less of a sequel to botw and more like a spinoff game. the world is hollow when you see the cracks and the cracks are Everywhere#npcs are wrong the structure is more linear (the great sky island for ex) the replacement of the sheikah with the zonai but it not working#due to the fact that the sheikah are still referenced and its the Same Place where literally all of the events of botw and prior happened#like. it Could In Theory Work but its trying to erase the sheikahs presence entirely which. no!! thats not how that works??#instead of mirroring or parallel and highlighting them Both it tries to scrub one out over the other#the emphasis on a Greater Past- botw focusing on 100 years prior which he and zelda and the champions and. The World have a connection to#vs totk doing more than 10000 years prior which would Seem better at first glance but it informs nothing about hyrule and nothing meaningfu#l was lost. its just a set piece to show rauru and sonias conflict with ganondorf#theres no. Connections. like it doesnt matter to ganondorf hes just oOoOoo evil and it somehow doesnt affect his goals or motives#the sky islands cant imply any context because there Is no context theyre just scattered ruins with no significance#rauru laments about the constructs but Thats It. everything is just there to be cool#especially the old temple of time/the temple of time in the sky. Why does that exist at all#its like. i wish any of this stuff was important At All but you can tell its not.#sorry for the hater post i just think its neat how botw informs totk and how totk ended up Like That. How.
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y’all am i tripping or is the new update super small 😭 i’m so confused on why it was such a big download
#i know there’s stuff underground but it’s not /that/ much stuff#there’s like an island and then a tiny port in sumeru and that’s it ANDKSJDKDJD#i mean i’m still in the midst of finals so maybe i’m missing something lmao#i know liyue is the darling of genshin but i’m a little disappointed by how immense the chasm and chenyu vale are compared to this#fontaine feels a little barren?#am i the only one that feels that way lol#i’ve run out of things to do/explore so much faster than anywhere else#although i know there’s usually an additional special region or two for each country i’m still 🥲#i miss the chasm and how much there was to find and explore#and enkanomiya 🥲
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Omggg all these ads wtf😬 fusebox is desperate for money lmao
#maybe if they’d given a gem for each and every one them people would be able to afford the choices - just a thought fuseboxy#litg#love island the game#litg s6#litg double trouble
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And today's "deeply distracting au while i wait for my wrist to calm down from attempting to write for too long" iiiiiiiiiis Subnautica! an inevitability for every fandom i'm in after a certain point tbh i just LOVE Subnautica... would love to actually play it myself one day when i have a better computer
ANYWAYS I'm spicing it up this time by mashing both games together and also really mixing up the hermits.
The premise is that the Hermatrix Convoy (HC), a trio of spaceships that travels together in a group as a defense measure against outside dangers, is on its journey. When they have to reroute to slingshot 4546-B, they don't think it's going to be a problem. Knowing the planet is uninhabited and that no other ships are nearby, they all go for the slingshot at the same time, separated by mere seconds.
The gun, of course, gets them all.
Hermatrix-1 crashes in a shallow part of the flooded surface in the subtropics (the setting of the first game) and completely loses the ship, though a dozen survive. Hermatrix-2 crashes in the arctic (Subnautica: Below Zero); their ship remains habitable for survival, but barely, and eight survive.
Hermatrix-3, the smallest of the convoy, manages to switch to planetside navigation and mitigates the damage from the crash. If they want to get off-planet, they'll need some serious repairs, but in the meantime they can still move through the water like a particularly clumsy and slow submarine. The problem is figuring out where they are besides "deep, deep underwater," and what exactly the giant lifeforms the scanner insists are out there are...
Of course, there's groups within each ship as well. The friend groups of HC's staff and passengers does not necessarily correlate to ship assignment, which only adds to the stress of crashing on a supposedly-safe planet's anti-spacecraft gun.
Hermatrix-1's survivors: BDubs (architect, passenger), Zedaph (theoretical physicist), Pearl (janitor), Beef (psychologist), False (metallurgist, passenger), Etho (navigator), Scar (actor, passenger), Hypno (gov't agent, passenger), Iskall (athlete, passenger), xB (xenohistorian, passenger), Jevin (communicator specialist), Keralis (doctor)
Hermatrix-2's survivors: Ren (captain), Xisuma (cybersec specialist), Gem (ambassador, passenger), Impulse (chemist, passenger), Wels (bodyguard, passenger), Joe (teacher, passenger), Cub (CEO, pasenger), Grian (shipwright)
Hermatrix-3's survivors: Doc (spacecraft engineer), Mumbo (architect, passenger), Stress (pharmacologist), Tango (mechanical engineer, passenger), Cleo (acting captain)
If it doesn't clarify them as a passenger, then they are a member of the ship's crew. Loosely based on s9 roles, if that wasn't clear - though some of these are definitely going to change because I don't know some of these Hermits well enough yet.
#about the author#hermnautica#me: i need to take a break from writing#me: writes out this instead#there's sooooooo much more already like. there's a gem and wels subplot for lore and bodyguard reasons#there's a whole thing with cleo's armor stand abilities vs the ghost leviathans#the effect of kharaa on everyone of course#scar pretending to be his next superhero role to Cope with it#each ship has its own sort of separate goal to contribute to the overall goal of Fucking Leave#h-1 is dismantle the gun#h-2 is find a cure for kharaa (FROZEN LEVIATHAN TIME)#and h-3 is navigate to an island so we can take off#would probably limit it to maybe six pov's? two per group#pearl and false for h-1#xisuma and gem for h-2#tango and cleo for h-3#that's what my instinct says at least. we'd see if that stayed true#ALSO there's a whole thing with h-1's survivors. they all start off scattered in life pods :3 :3#as a little nod to both the subnautica lore discovery system and the scattered au on here#anyways hi please ask me questions about this. or any au i've listed before. i think i'm up to 11 now? of the ones i've posted abt at least
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me every time i'm bored: I should make another fake pokemon game
#pokemon#anyways. this one's concept is basically the regis#which honestly i'm surprised game freak hasn't done anything with them yet#cause there's 5 regis (+ regigigas#if you add the other 13 mandatory trainers (8 gyms + elite four + champion) you cover 18 types#in this game you'd have 5 islands each with a temple to a regi + a couple gyms#the evil team is trying to get all regis to summon regigigas and do something with the continents#so you have to go to every temple and 'get' the regi first#the evil team could make the regi go mad so you'd have to battle them like totem pokemon or#whatever they were called in paldea#after defeating them you would get their blessing which is the new gimmick that is a temporary help in battle#it's different for every regi. regirock heals every member of your part for example#but you havd to recharge the power collecting shards from sparkling points in the game#anyways after that the regi's guardian would keep them 'safe' for you so you don't use regis during the main story#after becoming champion and dinishing the story you'll be able to battle the guardians to obtain the regi for yourself#anyways the climax would be that after all's done the guardians and yourself go to a sixth island where the temple of regigigas is#of course the evil team follow you and they manage to summon regigigas and your final battle is against him#again. it 's such an easy story / concept to do. i'm surprised it isn't a thing in a game yet#maybe the legends arceus hoenn game will be like that? focusing on each regi? maybe?#i think it would be cool#maybe hoenn was 5 large islands / archipielagos but due to regigigas + groudon + kyogre welll stuff happened#amd in each island a regi was worshipped in their chamber#and i would add jirachi somewhere there as well jshs
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yaay
#sprites changing in response to finding out that the thing they thought would stop the loops will not stop the loops :)#no more chirping back at birds...rip#i won't lie i half suspected that the kid would draw siffrin :( in the team portrait. i think that would have caused them damage#i'm still trying to balance how much i want to jump back and forth in loop points vs doing the whole castle over again#i should probably be killing myself more often for efficiency. and also maybe calling loop more for dialogue?#i don't want to miss stuff but the feeling that doing it this way is also causing me to miss stuff#because i'm sure if i skipped more dialogue that would also give a slightly different nuance to the dialogues. augh#ein babbles#kind of curious to know. since siffrin has (potentially plot relevant?) Memory Problems.#if i equip a memory that isn't ''memory of self'' does that do anything. given what looping tropes generally involve#and the stress on ''as long as i have a job i can keep going'' etc.#and you know. the ghosts/'reflections' in the hallways sometimes and siffrin's instinctive jump to comparing them to Sadness + 'remnants'#maybe after a few more loops if i replace self with memories of looping...#oh siffrin closes their eyes like they're sleeping when they get frozen now. fuck yeah#chewing on the story. i wonder if the record scratch ''you already have this item'' and the warning to not act suspicious is going to come#to a head. and also how many acts there are left to cover stuff#it's also very fun that since sif is the only one who keeps levels while looping the more loops they go through the closer they get to#being able to like. one-shot the sadness mobs in the castle. especially with an attack from each craft. love mechanics that reflect charact#thinking about that book in the library or secret library? that had a big shiny tree on it that we couldn't read. and the password and the#book in the dormant library we also couldn't read. big tree probably the favor tree? maybe related to the island no one can think about wit#out a headache? which might be like the loop record scratch? removed from time vs siffrin and the king's respective time crafts?#not to mention the party member side quests <3#i just started act 3 if this somehow shows up in tags no one tell me anything. unless maybe if i definitely already missed something#the way i keep misspelling dormont as dormant due to. well. the obvious lmao#wait. i want to be able to find this again. sorry everyone#isat blogging
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I was reading Madness Snippet again. In Ace Au, Sanji must really be in awkward place. For one, the main reason the charolette siblings are keeping him was not because of Germa. Its a small part but the main reason for them keeping him there was because of Luffy. More specifically, Ace. The sheer pettiness of "Your brother took our Sister. So we're taking your cook". The reson for taking him just increase after tasting his cooking, because its just that good. They are not exactly trying to kill them because they're Ace's brother's crew. But they're also not letting them go scott free either because of the same reason. The Whole Cake arc just become a comedic arc.
The Charlotte siblings absolutely would be that petty haha. Whole Cake Island arc would indeed become a comedy featuring the Straw Hats trying to come up with increasingly creative ways to get Sanji back, and the Charlotte siblings responding with various forms of "No," "No," and "HELL NO."
In the end, Pudding would eventually be moved by Sanji and the rest of the Straw Hats, and help them leave the island. Luffy extends an invitation to her to join his crew, and... well... suffice to say, Pudding pulls a Madeleine haha.
(A side note that has nothing to do with anything whatsoever: Sabo is very, very confused when all his encounters with the Big Mom Pirates involve the Charlottes glaring suspiciously or just outright attacking him on sight/trying to kidnap him. What did he ever do to offend the Big Mom Pirates, aren't his siblings on good terms with them??)
#QA#and much madness must make#ace au#sabo just be nursing a drink in the middle of a bar somewhere#and then katakuri walks in#there is exactly one beat of silence when they lock eyes with each other#'get him!'#the ensuing fight nearly destroys the entire island#dragon: ... maybe sabo shouldn't take any undercover missions anywhere
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"hm i wonder why my sky vaults world gets so laggy. i mean it's singleplayer. how bad could it be"
i idly click on my simple storage root.
[image ID: simple storage root output, showing that there are 591 network cables, 54 link cables, 16 import cables, 8 filtered import cables, 2 filtered link cables, 2 export cables, and 1 storage request table connected to the system. /end ID]
"oh. maybe - and this is just a thought -"
#vh talk#this is also like. half the link cables i used to have#because i finally got a drawer controller#and now instead of having like 50 drawers each with their own filtered link cable there is only One cable and it is for the controller#with the number of drawers i have i honestly may be able to go into my storage silo and cut down on the chests available#which would cut down lag#but on stream today i heard iskall mention that ssn is laggy because it pings all the chests every time you access it#and i looked at my island and went. HM LETS CONSOLODATE A LITTLE MAYBE#MAYBE I PRIORITIZE THAT CONTROLLER EVEN IF JUST MAKING MORE FILTERED LINK CABLES IS CHEAPER#JUST MAYBE -
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Currently stranded on a desert island (phone is at the repair shop) sending messages in bottles into the ocean hoping someone will see them (instagram messages to bff) and writing SOS in the sand with big big stones (tumblr posts). Everything i ever knew has disappeared (i forgor all account passwords). Will my friends find me? (fucking open instagram dms once in a blue moon is it too much to ask)
#smartphone#desert island#i am#big sadù#thank god my ao3 and tumblr account is open on the computer already#one (1) good thing today#but alas#discord is unreacheable#also whatsapp#i refuse to reinstall and download whatsapp and it any many many many gb of files for just a few days#im HOPING itll be just a few days akjdhaksdhaòdd#yesterday they said itd be done by this morning#this morning they said itll be done by saturday maybe monday#kill me straight on and be done with it god#AND i was in the middle of herding sheeps in my wa groupchat with a couple of friends#to decide where to go have lunch saturday#IF IM NOT IN THE CHAT THEY WILL NEVER DECIDE AND WELL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN I KNOW IT#IF YOURE READING THIS YES THIS IS AB U AND THAT OTHER FRIEND YES#I GOT BEEF WITH YOU WHY YOU BEING SO DISTANT LATELY#GET A GRIP OR TELL US WHATS HAPPENING were worried#this escalated quickly wow#anyways yes i do am in a Mood could yall tell
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it’s 2 am and all i can think about is insaneduo
#💬 one new message#i just love them so much#they mean everythign to me#you can’t see it but there are tears in my eyes#like look at them they’re so - gestures vaguely -#i’m fr always thinking about that one post which said forever and cellbit are two sides of the same coin#thinking about how despite everythign they trust each other the most out of everyine on the island#like even after everythign ghry went through in the divorce/betryal arc and now with the happy pills shit#like they both refuse to give up on each other and it makes me emotional#i’m quite insane so they way i think about them sort of is like how i think of desertduo in third life does anyone else see my vision#like “i trust you entirely i wouldn’t care if yiu killed me because it’s you and i love you”#���even if you betray me i couldn’t bring myself to hate you because i love you and i care about you and i know you inside and out”#like i have a very specific vision of them does anyone get it or am i just crazy and need to go to bed#- lays down face first on the floor - qinsaneduo is so good i hate them i hope they leave and never come back#you can tear them out of my cold dead hands i refuse to give them up#brain spinning around in circles thinking about qcellbit tearing up after pac and forever were given the antidote and just not getting a se#of rest. he only rested when he knew they were both safe. he brought oac home and then went to the ordo and stayed by forever side the enti#night. he didn’t even sleep he just watched his chest ride and fall reassuring himself that forever woudl be okay and they he was alive and#he would be back soon he just had to wait a little longer. maybe that’s when he finally cried just let himself feel and finally let it out#orrrgh#okay i’m done i m done rambling in tags i’m going to bed
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I made myself hot chocolate from scratch today. It was really nice; reminded me a bit of my trips with my godfather.
#when I was little#around 8 to 11 I think; tho it might have been a year in each direction#my god father; who's a headmaster in a prestigious opera song academy in Leon; would take me on trips#I was wit him in greace; Athens rodos and some other islands I forgot about#and I once traveled to the carabean#we'd always stay at either a cheap motel he rented day of; or at one of his girl friend's houses; they were always very sweet#he was a closested gay#it was a kind of open secret; I think the person it bothered most was him#but I remember each morning I would get a big bowl sized glass#cup?#one of those bowl cups#it was yellow#thinking about it now; my grandfather has an almost identical one; just not as glossy#of hot choco#made in a pot#from local chocolate bars#little tubes of compacted coco powder; with some; but little coco butter#about the length of your index finger; maybe bigger; and as thick as a thumb is wide#she'd grind it with a little zester type grinder; the small flat ones with a handle#sometimes I'd help#it was really nice#I got really nostalgic making myself choco#with dark chcolate bars and coco powder and sugar#and just a little bit of butter and cream#to be honest; the coco I drank then was objectively disappointing#the chocolate never incorporated cleanly and it was good; but nothing amazing#but the feeling of it#the context and the fact it was made by a caring host#it really made it great#and today I could show that same kind of love to myself again
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