#onion oni

[pippatis]

Apparently some November day in 2020, I decided to try fusing Oni with Onion.

[kirbarts]

I 💖 CARTOONS

[chongyun-official]

GHOST BUSTERS!

-@autistic-arataki-itto

there's only one of me so more like ghost buster unless you count hu tao but YES? :D

[oniondraws]

drew this for funzies

@simplyiigiselle boo, tnmn ocs are fun

[seven-thewanderer]

oki so I got a little bored, and while listening to a song constantly on loop… I kinda just.

made a charatcer

so this is the character

I don’t have a name yet but they’re based on a Yellow Onion (their fit’s based on a Red Onion tho)

(Also I couldn’t decide pronouns for em so now they use any/all) (including it/its pronouns I rarely see anyone use it/its pronouns)

[kekstala]

Happy first anniversary!! 🍎

Boi it’s already been a year since Pokémon had dropped this bombshell lol

One years since we meet the adorable ogre of oni mountain and made onion boy go through a edgy teen phase keke

What a ride it has been so far and hopefully won’t end so soon either.

Shoutout to all the awesome people I met here because of these lovely dweebs - feel yoursef hugged and cuddled ❤️

[mouwrites]

YAYYA YIPS requests are open :33

lloyd with a half onion reader?? like they have small nubby horns and lil teeth fang things n stuff

Decided to just do some headcanons for this one, hope that's okay! ^^

Ninjago - Lloyd With a Half-Oni s/o

He'd be so psyched to have an s/o who's also not totally human!

He'd feel like you guys are on common ground, and I don't think he'd be as insecure about his own heritage

You guys totally vent to each other about the struggles of being part Oni, especially having an Oni as a parent

Even if your Oni parent was good, you definitely have some relatives who are... not so good

And Lloyd can certainly relate to that!!

He definitely feels a certain kinship to you, a connection of sorts

Like... sometimes he's convinced that you two are destined to be together

Two part-Oni? What could be more perfect? (his answer: nothing)

He thinks your little features are so cute

He's constantly telling you how full Oni are so terrifying but you're so adorable

Probably calls you "half-baked Oni" at least once (teasingly)

He loves poking your little horns and teeth; he marvels at the way they're like. not dangerous at all.

They're just cute little features that make you unique :3

Yes, he does think you're adorable, but he doesn't baby you

He understands that you're a very capable person who can (and probably does) kick butt

And he often relies on you because of this

He feels invincible with you at his side; Oni are notoriously fierce, and he knows you've got that fierceness in you

Even if you don't show it, even if you're the sweetest person ever, he still counts on you to have his back in a fight

Unless you're a very stubborn civilian who refuses to fight (nothing wrong with that ofc!), then he totally understands and goes out of his way to make sure you don't have to fight

Though he still treats you with that same respect, because he knows your peacefulness is a choice, and that you're still quite capable of some serious damage

Thank you for this request! And thanks for reading, take care guys <33

(divider by saradika)

[agentc0rn]

hey guys did you know onion has oni which stands for ogre

🧅= 👹

[latenightagain]

this samurai onion oni just exists because i thought 'onionion' was a really funny name

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Imagine, if you will, a scene. Perhaps it is a painting or a photograph, and perhaps it’s displayed on the wall of a public space. It is an image of a scene, frozen in time, depicting a room. On one side of the room is a dining room table, and the other is a kitchen with a countertop.

On the kitchen counter lies a series of objects. Firstly, a bag of hamburger buns, it is open, the twist tie sits on the side. Normally bags of hamburger buns this size have 8 buns, 4 on bottom, 4 on top, but this bag has 4 on bottom and only 2 on top. Beside that is a plate, on the plate are two hamburgers, one on top of the other, underneath them a puddle of grease far larger than just 2 burgers would make. Next to the plate is a stack of individually wrapped American cheese slices, and behind it are two crinkled cheese slice wrappers that have no cheese in them, only residue. Further along the counter is a jar of hamburger style sliced pickles, the lid is lying on the counter beside it and there is a fork sitting in the pickle juice, no pickles are currently impaled on the fork. Next is a plate with half an onion on it, there are a few pieces of diced onion next to the half onion, but not enough to combine to a full onion. Beside that, a bag of shredded lettuce, it is only half-full. Finally there is a container of ketchup with its lid flipped open, a jar of mayonnaise with a dirty knife resting on top of it, and an unopened bottle of mustard with plastic wrap on its lid. On the other side of the counter there sits an open bag of kettle cooked sea salt and vinegar chips.

At the dining room table, sitting across from each other at the table, are two girls. In front of each of them is a dirty plate, both plates having some chip crumbs, some grease, splotches of ketchup and mayo, a bit of melted cheese, a few pieces of diced onion, and on one of them, a slice of pickle. Beside the plates are cans of soda, one of them fanta, the other Dr Pepper. One of the girls has some ketchup on her face and on her shirt. The other is pointing at her face and holding a napkin. Through the screen door behind them you can see a grill. The coals are mostly white and there is no visible fire, only a few cinders can be seen. A bit of smoke rises off the grill, but not a lot.

Imagine you and your friend are in that public space, looking at this scene depicted on the wall. In a seemingly obvious observation, your friend comments that they think the girls in the picture just ate burgers. You agree, commenting that you could go for a burger right now. From behind you, a third person, who was not previously a part of the conversation, chimes in.

“Why are you saying the girls ate burgers? There are no burgers in their hands, on their plates, or even in their mouths!”

You tell the stranger that they’re ignoring all the obvious evidence. You explain that the women likely grilled the burgers, took them to the counter to put them on buns and add their toppings, and then ate the burgers together at the table. You say that the image clearly shows the women after eating the burgers but before cleaning up the kitchen, they might even go back for seconds.

The stranger continues, they say that there’s no evidence that the girls ate burgers because you can’t see them eating burgers in the picture, and furthermore there is no official statement from the painter/photographer/whatever that the girls ate burgers.

You point out that the picture has a labeled caption that says “burger night”. The stranger says that is unrelated, saying that if the title was “girls who just ate burgers” then they’d believe you that the girls ate burgers, but that, looking at the image, there is no explicit proof that the girls ate burgers.

You try again. You point out the image to the left of this one, a precursor image titled “shopping for burgers”. It shows the same two girls at a supermarket, their cart contains ground beef, burger buns, hamburger sliced pickles, sea salt and vinegar chips, an onion, a bag of shredded lettuce, a jar of mayo, a bottle of mustard, and a bottle of ketchup.

The stranger disagrees yet again. They say that just because the girls shopped for burgers does not mean that they ate burgers. They then point out that you said you could go for a burger, saying that it’s a clear example of you projecting burger-eating onto the girls in the picture.

You and your friend realize you could be doing literally anything else with your time, so you walk away, planning to go to the nearby burger place. The stranger calls after you, saying that they won.

[wei-smiler]

Onions seen by oni with onion phobia

[gazumirei]

I know I post a Metric fuckload of fanarf of my favorite characters but I also wanna post my ocs

So here's my pressure oc, I made her as a joke lol

her name is oni (short for onion)

Extras, she's in a normal fit (she got the crystal then died to pandemonium)

More doodles

Ok I'm done now gn

[darkmaga-retard]

The EPA on Tuesday issued an emergency order suspending all uses of dimethyl tetrachloroterephthalate, used on crops including broccoli, onions, cabbage and brussels sprouts in the U.S., but banned since 2009 in the European Union.

by Common Dreams

August 7, 2024

[itsdappleagain]

It's time for the end of season 2- The Deep Dive Caper!

What an absolutely showstopping finale!! I'm so thrilled to liveblog it. This episode gets serious like no other episode really does before or since. Lets get started!

Late, as usual. Buy a lottery ticket the day I do one of these on time. Notes under the cut as always!

right off the bat this episode is pretty much unlike any other. they try to have a caper setup- the vile drive- but it's not long before we realize that EVERYTHING is gone. even in the last finale the sort of "caper" of the episode was rescuing devineaux. this episode is all about answers.

"all on my own. the only sure way i know." hrnnrgh carmen

their boat is being so nice and stationary in the middle of a raging storm and waves taller than they are

"MY FIST IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR GUTS EXPLODE" ivy never change

its ALLL GONE

rip vile island we hardly knew ye

the cs team is just showing off their background artists 😌

ah would you like some mashed shadowsan with your steak

maelstrom your plan sucked babygirl sorry. should have sic'd brunt on her on the train like a rottweiler

interesting plan though. if shadowsan really had killed dexter, what would carmen have done? beat him up? sent him to acme? just thrown him out? she promises to hunt him down if he runs but like what were you going to do after that? murder for a murder?

malestrom: maybe she'll show up in botswana ✨ carmen who's been out for the count for half a year and has no reason to have even shown up in botswana as early as she did:

the teddy bear <3

in love with cleo's boob straps. that safety harness does not even clip in the front its like if a backpack was securing you to a car

that explosion animation is so good though its so impactful

its a damn good thing devineaux showed up when he did he could have been blown to the gates of hell in one second flat and no one would have been any the wiser

chase drinks so much disrespect women juice the first two seasons that he blames julia for an impression of her that his own mind dreamed up i love him for that

angry carmen is so babygirl to me. go bestie show emotion. get so mad about that shit

mmm and theres the shot i used for our title card! and what a fantastic one it is. shadowsan's motif playing in the background as carmen pauses at the oni, but the show itself telling us that he is still on her side with that gigantic, massive symbol of him framing carmen in a circle of red. if you pay attention and learn the colors the team likes, you don't even have to worry about this ep its all cool

you know what the dominant color in this entire scene of carmen trying to find out the truth is, though? blue. even when she's in the server room or staring at shadowsan's oni, the water isnt tinted green like they easily could have made it. its. all. blue.

obsessed with how zack wakes up he's being exorcised and the demon was the peppers and onions

agree it would have been hilarious if devineaux finally gets rescued and it turns out to be a really, really pissed off carmen sandiego

roundabout has the air of a theater kid who always got the leads but had to act surprised about it

evil ihop

i love how confused roundy looks its so funny

devineaux stabbing himself and the scream makes me cry laughing every single time

devineaux really goes ↘️↗️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️

i would watch a series about devineaux being left to fend for himself on the island and slowly losing his mind

his supervisor was so excited about firing him

okay here we go it all gets real now

carmens realization going from my dad was a cop -> my dad was literally the exact opposite of a cop and neither of those things being things she is happy about

i love the realization hitting her face (even if it was animated. a touch blandly)

shadowsan's face s just animated fantastically here. his eyebrows are up- he realizes carmen is there, maybe confused about why she isnt saying anything. then his eyebrows drop, his face falls ever so slightly. he knows the jig is up

also. yes. "your silence is like thunder" is just. ough its such a good line

he isn't even surprised by the question he knew it was coming eventually

"if you run, I will find you." its not a threat its a damn promise. for older viewers its easy to draw the connection between the famous i will find you and i will kill you. it doesnt have to be said.

mm and carmen rejecting the offer to sit and be comfortable around him. she just can't

even in the flashbacks your can see so much of carmen in him its so great. its dishonorable, and everything carmen stands against, but she is undeniably her father's daughter

the plot for this flashback is so sophisticated its so so good. they treat the audience really well about it

also young faculty designs <3

the red on the inside of dexter's jacket to symbolize his secret with carmen im sobbing

also the decision to make carmen have his eyes is. hrngh.

already been pointed out but the way the music softens when shadowsan says "you" HURTS

THAT BABY IS A SNITCH. carmen. snitchdiego

the heartbreak when present carmen speaks again gfgrgh

i like the new mask he hangs behind him before carmen confronts him, by the way. its green and white- the shadow of vile and his past looming over his shoulder, maybe- but also the mask of vile he had to put on to lie about what really happened to wolfe

BABY CARMEN CRYING AS DEXTER TRIES TO HIDE HER :(((

the dolls rdhg im not crying you are

anyone have any thoughts on a dexter voice claim btw?

also also i sprang this on rueitae already but "dexter" while referring to dexterity and his skill as a thief can also mean "the one who dyes" which. jesus. it refers to dying cloth but the double meaning is ouchie

he locks her in gay baby jail!!!

i gotta stop making jokes about the most serious part of the entire series sorry

there's a little bit of a pink panther hint to his theme as he sneaks out the window which is interesting

rue's also already covered it but what WAS this man's plan for just leaving baby carm in there. like shadowsan says desperation i guess

god young chief shooting and killing an unarmed dexter wolfe and presumably orphaning her is the twist. of a fucking lifetime

the despair in the music cue when it reveals it was only his car keys

the matryoshka dolls getting burned in that fire ahrhgfrdshgsghds

love that shadowsan not only sets the house on fire while he and a baby are still in it but gives said baby an object that just got set on fire

also vile protocol dictating that he should have just burned a baby alive?? what the fuck!

bellum's apathy, mael's mild interest/concern, and cleo's disgust towards baby carm shdfjads

little tiny baby carmen shunting her butt at cleo is hilarious

faculty: omg she's a real natural thief she stole that thing without anyone noticing baby carmen in broad daylight five seconds earlier:

btw bb carm is so cute she's so round

carmen finally just sliding to the floor under the weight of all of that information. now that she has at least the idea that shadowsan was not the one who murdered her father, even if she still needs proof

"why would you make me find out on my own?" is one of the most heartbreaking lines in here. she had to go through this realization almost completely alone. her trust in the man she was coming to see as a father was shattered and he could have just told her. he could have just told her

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shadowsan crying theyre so family

you can just hear the regret and fear and sadness in his voice paul nakauchi is literally so good

REAL CHIEF!

COMMANDER!!!! oh shittt i missed the one and only canon commander caturday rip...

ivy violently hitting the cash register is a mood

the little reveal even in the music as it pans to ivy in the starbucks uniform

chief nailed the good natured but a little exasperated "hmm" when dealing with people who have no idea what they are doing

ivys little look as she sees carmen walk in. the smile drop off her face as she walks away

carmen's theme ahrugdhjdsg the music in this show is so good

what is her hand doing

oh chief no honey

the deadpan "i wouldnt drink it"

i love the little nod/head bow thing of acknowledgement of carmen's efforts

the sinister music as carmen ever so casually pulls off her little trick is GREAT

i didnt know chief could open doors 🤨

congrats on being gay agent argent you did it again

player hack chief so bad the logo goes off of the screen

"somethings wrong" yeah no shit julia

chiefs oh shit face is so funny shes like aohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooo

little guy

im so mature

we love digging up graves

that dawning apprehension on carm's face as she realizes there's a chance she might be about to see the decayed corpse of her twenty-years-dead mom in there

carlotta being modelled after old carmen was a cool choice. lots of fan theories about old carm being her mom this day 🫡

"are you with me?" "to the end of the line." grgfhgjhsdhjsgds im shaking them violently in my teeth if i ever got a cs quote tattoo or something it would probably be that line

the only thing i dislike about this cliffhanger is that in s3 they kind of try to deliver on this big wide promise that this finale gave us and then give up until the last episode of the entire series. like. isk. i feel like they should have either gone harder on the carlotta mystery or left it alone although they did leave me the opportunity to write a 66 thousand word fic series on the concept so i guess i cant complain

half clean shaven half very unshaved chase is so funny its cursed. he shouldnt have no hair but he shouldnt have that much worst of both worlds

devineaux's theme mixing in with that iconic action/danger soundtrack as he grins devilishly is just fantastic shit

chief waiting for a response as chase just silently smirks into the mirror

anyway GOODNESS GRACIOUS i cannot believe we're already through season 2????? what???? tis the end of my favorite season :( but s3/4 are nothing to sneeze at, either!! im super excited to get into more. (plus tsonts? are we doing that?)

[heartfullofleeches]

how would orion react to reader calling him "onion"

"Goodmorning, Onion."

Orion stares at you like you had four heads. He blinks, letting out a small laugh. "I'm terribly sorry,gem. I must've misheard you. What did you just call me?"

"You heard me."

"Surely not. At my age, my hearing may not be the best. For a second I thought I heard you call me-

"Oni"

He clasps his hand over your mouth. "Finish that sentence and I'll gag you with one, dear."

[revolvius]

UT Alternate Characters #2

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