#ooc ;; mod rott

[battle-bond-gone-wrong]

Come on, Sammy! Let us have another practice match~!

I've already told you, you can't! You don't even know how to use your body anymore!

Grrrr! I'm used to walking and stuff on all fours! Ask Cheren and Bianca, they can back me up! And it's not like you're any better at the human stuff than I am at the Pokemon stuff!

I actually am, I'll have you know. I'm used to walking on two legs, and I still have thumbs. And you're not used to THINKING like a Pokemon either!

Rott? I mean, of COURSE I am-rott!

...Anyways. Hello... Rotomblr, I suppose? I've created this blog, mostly for advice. I'll let you in-- Me and my Trainer, Jason, had gotten into a mishap in Unova. We had returned to our home region because of the Blueberry Academy's exchange program for the Naranja-Uva Academy, and the things that had come with it. One of those things involved the Synchro Machine, which is the reason why we're in this predicament.

In short... Because it had malfunctioned while Jason was using it, I'm a human, and he's a Pokemon now... Er, kind of. I suppose a more accurate accusation is that I share the mentality of a human, and Jason now has uncontrollable Pokemon-like instincts. Look, here's his -- Or I guess mine now -- Trainer Card.

And I suppose I should let you know who I am. My name is Sammy. I'm a Samurott, the same one that Jason's partially stuck as, as well as his starter Pokemon and ace. Damn proud of it, too. He's a two-and-a-half time Champion over the course of our Unova, Galar and Sinnoh adventures. We've both nearly died on numerous occasions, and I can only say that we haven't because of how much we care for each other.

That being said, I'm not the only Pokemon on his team. Come on-- You can show your face now.

...

Remember, no one should be able to follow you, no one can hurt you. You're allowed to be yourself here. And if not-- Well, they better pray that Arceus Himself is able to restrain me from those that even attempt it.

...H-Hello! My name's Lexi. A-And I'm a Noivern. I was also recognized as one of Jason's strongest Pokemon, of course behind Mr. Sammy!

I'm telling you, you don't have to refer to me with such formality. But she's right. We're his strongest 'mons by a mile, both for our own things. I'm a partial-Hisuian Samurott with Battle Bond, and to say Lexi just has a unique battling style is the understatement of the century. Don't let her youth deceive you-- She has some impressive achievements under her belt.

You r-really think so, sir?

Of course! We really have to work on that.

[OOC and more under cut]

Hey, y'all! It's me, Delta, again! If you don't recognize me, I'm the mun/mod behind @thatoneguy031 and @midnight-battiness! Welcome to another AU of a story I've been cooking up in that noggin of mine.

Jason is a character that is... odd. Even before this mess. His Samurott, because of his ties to Hisui, has access to parts and chunks of an ancient form, wrapped up in a bow that is the transformation of Battle Bond, which has been seriously revamped in this story.

For one, it's not a Greninja-exclusive ability anymore. Any Pokemon has the potential to access it, although it's still most common with Water-type starter Pokemon. Secondly, the Trainer, in extreme cases, might obtain an appearance similar to their Pokemon with that same potential, with what I like to call an 'Aura Cloak". It's used as an overall stat buff for humans, as well as a heightened means to connect with their Pokemon. This post should explain that whole deal relatively well, since they go over some of the mechanics of it. Whatever I didn't cover, XYZ should be able to do for me.

But about the blog. It's going to feature Sammy, a now... "deeby-eebie", I guess. Not fully, as he isn't physically a human, but he's much more humanlike in his behavior and mannerisms than the average Pokemon now. Lexi, who is a Pokemon that's... still a Pokemon, is going to be here too, as well as any Pokemon that Jason had captured on his journey. Jason himself, as he isn't able to do much of anything anymore without assistance from his Pokemon, is rarely going to show up outside of the occasional interjection. You know what? Screw it! He'll be just as involved with this as his Pokemon now, that'll make this way more entertaining! I am a dude of the people, after all.

This is mostly going to be a comedy sort of deal. I'm not looking for high stakes like my other two blogs, this is mostly a blog made to make others laugh. Again, mostly comedy with just a pinch of angst every now and again.

I hope you have fun while you're here!

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mutuals go the fuck to sleep /lh /nm

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MAN THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SAD KEITH.... BUT I WAS WONDERING....

IF YOU GUYS REFER TO ME, DO YA'LL JUST REFER TO ME AS KEITH'S MOD?? OR MOD KEITH??? LISTEN I NEED TO KNOW

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𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶-𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 roleplay & ask blog for boyfriend from ⸻  friday night funkin. 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 & semi lit. to lit. several years of roleplay experience. created in april, 𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙝. please read my rules & info before interacting.

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@pxranoidbxllets sucks at playing fnf smh 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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IT IS

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this is a free invite for my followers and anons to go yell at me to do my work

i am running on 4 hours of sleep and half an energy drink help <//3

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garcello blogs.... 👁️👁️ pspspspspspsps.....

[everlastingfable]

Hey- dunno if you remember me, this is Reddie stalking Tumblr after Rott. We don't really have to talk about everything that is wrong with that movie, it's being done and I thoroughly enjoy it. I just wanted to say that I find it extremely funny how everyone wants Merlin back now so he can fix things, and alsooo: Where's my NYC Ash Dispersal Pattern concert??? The one I specifically asked for??? Lol. I miss u guys but I realize how far I've come since leaving Tumblr. Do you have Insta? Cheers!

OMG HELLO!! of course I still remember you!!!

interestingly enough, I haven't seen people say they want merlin back to fix things, just that if he was there he'd chastise jim for his bad decision

ikr? where's ash dispersal pattern? where's douxie's spellcaster guitar and jim's vespa and all the little things that make these characters who they are. this movie honestly felt so empty and devoid of emotion, like all the characters felt like a hollow shell of themselves or straight up ooc

I have missed you too! I hope you're doing well, red!! I do have an insta it's frostyviking

btw, if you're not aware I have been modding a douxie zine along with inhonoredglory and we're gonna do leftover sales soon if you wanna get a copy (the insta for the zine is douxiezine)

[systemcrash]

all the tags on this blog :)

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video-game-lore! : headcanons about senpai.

blossom-boy : for roleplays which include senpai!

roses for muse : any 'send this and my muse will do that' post

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penis globe

shawty...... shawty what.... 😭😭😭 /lh /j

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tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good.

DID THIS AT LIGHTNING SPEED ANON

@cottoncandycambion || hello homie you are so pog and hnnnhbhbhb friends..... homies even.... you were my first real friend on tumblr and you are so pog and nice and welcoming and funny and hello i would die for your art. you are my bitch <3

@pxranoidbxllets || hi shawty.. ngl you are so pog and funny and bro.... mad platonic simping for you, very good friend, 10/10, would watch you play fnf anyday, shadow the hedgehog man

@fnf-thegirlfriend-cherry || POG POG, very pog friend!! please stop making your tenth roleplay blog and just give me a kiss already shawty pls /hj /lh

@rxpeated3mon || you are the chaotic gremlin that would live in my basement and i wouldn't trade you for the world man. continue making the funky edits and being pog :]

@biggestpicosimp || new friend but,,,, pog, you are really fun to roleplay and talk with dude! and it's been really nice getting to know you and you seem like an amazing person

@maynexness || son please take off your binder and cook for me son please

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systems with fnf or madness combat fictives.... don't be shy to slide into our dm's.....pspspspspspsps /gen

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((man this blues clues reboot is not what i expected it to be

MAN I CHOKED ON MY SPAGHETTI WHILE READING THIS ONE, THE BLUES CLUES REBOOT BE WILDING 👁️👁️👁️💃

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cries /hj please there are just so many of you i never answer anything here i'm sorry dyejej

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WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID PICO 🔫🔫

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