#ooooooooh we're back baby!!!

[donghyuckkies]

seungkwan - god of music mv

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

HAI !!!! it’s been a minute lawl

erm n e wayz ☝️🤓 just had a thought… BEAR W ME THIS IS LONG

camgirls mommy wanda and her baby get sent toys every once in a while as gifts from their fans or smth idk but !! they get sent this toy :333

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czb5Dr0u07G/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

and they decide to test it out on stream but at first wanda decides she wants to tease reader and use it on herself first while she has r tied up to a chair, naked and just a vibrator on their cl!t meanwhile all they can do is watch while wanda puts on a show for them :3333 and wanda is like rlly exaggerating herself and rlly giving r a hard time until her baby is in tears and after she comes, she’ll let r have a turn lol and maybe overstimulate r until they can’t come anymore 😇😇😇

-🍓

Hullo!!! It has been a long time... but I'm glad we're back!!

Ooooooooh that toy looks like a lot of fun aslkdjfhasldkfjh and yes the scene is playing out vividly in my head rn. I'm in class, so that's a little bit of a problem, but oh well!

Yessss, just watching Mommy Wanda make herself feel good and you're struggling against your restraints because you wanna touch her so baddddd. She makes you watch while she cums over and over again and you're trying to cum too but the vibrator isn't enough... you need your mommy to help you.

Finally, Wanda takes mercy on you and positions you on her lap before turning the stream on. Hundreds of people flood the chat and you can't do anything but sit there moaning and grinding down on the toy as your orgasm rises rapidly.

Someone donates money, the triple digits making both you and Wanda gasp, and they have a request with their donation.

'Overstimulate her, I want to see her cry.'

Wanda just smirks, nodding at the camera while she presses the button to make the toy go faster, the suction increasing on your already sore clit.

"Cum for me, darling. Let's make our generous donor proud."

You let out a weak whimper, a whispered "Yes, mommy," falling from your lips before your orgasm overtakes you. And then, another one crashes over you before the first is even finished, Wanda increasing the speed and suction once more.

She doesn't stop until the total donations have reached well into the quadruple digits. Your face is coated with tears, and your inner thighs coated with your own cum, but you're satisfied.

"Good girl, you made mommy so proud."

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#36 Losers~

This is a song I feel resonates with...Pretty much Louis, Pina, Bill,Riz, Legos-But imagine singing this to the club members... herbivores and carnivores...

Y/n*After seeing and hearing everyone's pasts...while others were piece of work, You look at your clubmates, You sighs and stand on the stage*...

So things look bad, and your back's against the wall Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall and Can't face the world proudly and dopeless~

You've lost your way, ya think your life is wrecked Well, let me just say you're correct~

Louis*Is sitting down, feeling the worst then eyes widen confused at you* Wait, what?

Y/n*Smirking at him taking dancing steps back with a beat In your step,making a "L" with your finger on your forehead and looking at everyone* You're a loser, baby A loser, goddamn, baby You're a fucked up little whiny bitch~

Lous*Offended seeing you dance around him mocking him* Hey!

Y/n*Dancing around Bill now with a smirk* You're a loser, just like me~

Bill*Rolling eyes and gives you the bird* Thanks, asshole

Y/n*Smilling as you twirl Juno and making a "crazy" finger at Riz You're a screws loose Loser An only one-star reviews-er

Y/n*Twerking and laying dramatically in the floor pointing at Pina*You're a power-bottom at rock bottom But you got company~

Drama Club: This supposed to make me/Us feel better?!

Y/n*Looking at your own reflection and thinking about your past of your own past...and traumas* There was a time I thought no one could relate To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! We're all livin' in the same shit-sandwich

Louis*Looking at his own hands at all the damage and hurt he caused others from his less-than-ethical deeds and now people close to him and what he did...just to survive for his father*...I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak -

Y/n*Snickers at that and raises a brow at him, Holding a hand out for him to take to spin him around gleefully and patting his cheek...then rolls eyes* Haha! And you think that makes you unique? Get outta here, man!~ We're both losers, baby We're losers, it's okay to be a~

As everyone stated their own truth about themselves

Y/n*Getting close to Juno with a smile* Baby, that's fine by me~

Juno*Smiles and starts to get into the groove and proudly singing* I'm a loser, honey~ A schmoozer and a dummy But at least I know I'm not alone~

You then finally reach Legoshi and hold your hand out for him to grab...which he does as you pull him into the light

Both of you in harmony: You're a loser, Just like me~

Legoshi*Leans on your back and looks at you affectionately* You're a loser, baby~

Y/n: A loser, but just maybe if we~

Both of you: Eat shit together, things will end up differently

Y/n*Both of you start to dance in each other's arms as you sing to him your feelings* It's time to lose your self-loathin' Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby Play your card, be who you are~

Legoshi*Swinging with you and stepping on beat*OOOoooooh~

Both of you holding each other's hands as you gaze into each other's eyes: A loser, just like meeeee!~

[jungle-angel]

farmer’s market prompt, my beloved!! lmao could we possibly get 2, 18 and 19 with the floyd bunch, please? 🧡

Ooooooooh my God yes!!! My mouth is watering at the thought honey!!! (lol).

The smells of apples, cinnamon and pumpkin made your mouth water as you, Bob and the rest of the Daggers all worked at the stall, selling whatever had grown on the Floyd land along with a ton of baked goods that Bob's mother and grandmother had made. You hadn't eaten anything all day and still had a baby and two older children to feed which would most likely be sooner than later based on the way four month old Deidre, stirred in her little wicker sleeping basket under the counter.

"Baby?" Bob asked when he noticed you rubbing your temple. "You ok?"

"I need something to eat really badly or I'm gonna pass out," you told him.

Bob held up a finger, signaling for you to wait while he ran to the next stall over where Mr. and Mrs. Alessi were busy selling hot lunches, big pots of pasta smothered in marinara sauce, bowls of steaming hot wedding soup, grilled fish and meatballs that were as big as a fist.

"Hey Vinny," Bob greeted.

"Bobby! Bobby my boy!" the husky New Jersey man greeted cheerfully, kissing Bob's cheek. "Mio figlio, how are you?"

"Couldn't be better," Bob chuckled. "I came to see what was on the menu for today, we're starving over at our end."

"Ah you're in luck kiddo," Vinny told him. "Remember when you were a kid and you'd stop by the restaurant after school?"

How could he forget? Vinny Alessi had taught Bob everything he knew about the kitchen, second only to his own grandparents.

"I put it on the menu especially for you and (y/n)," Vinny told him, handing Bob two small boxes. "Made the Pizza Napoletana fresh this morning."

"Oh Vinny you're a lifesaver, I owe you," Bob told him.

"You don't owe me nothin," Vinny insisted with a wave of his hand. "Although, now that I think about it, I'll take some of your gram's and your ma's fresh apple donuts when you get a chance."

"Will do Vinny," Bob answered. "How many?"

"Baker's dozen if you can swing it," Vinny answered. "We've got the grandkids for the day and they haven't eaten either."

"I'll take two dollars off," Bob said. "That ok by you?"

"Perfect!" Vinny declared proudly. "You get on back over there. You're wifey's probably lookin for her lunch."

Bob bid Mr. Alessi farewell and returned with the lunches, the pizza fresh and steaming out of the little oven. While you ate yours, Bob packed up a little brown box full of apple cider donuts for Vinny, taking two dollars off the order as payment for lunch.

"You doin better baby?" Bob asked.

"Now that I've eaten I am," you answered.

The whimpers that came from your waking daughter signaled that it was lunchtime for her as well. "You mind taking over so I can go to the truck and feed her really quick?"

"Don't mind at all baby."

You gave him a quick kiss and thanking Bob before gathering your daughter and heading off to the truck to feed her. By the time you came back, Bob had a little plate of apple cider donuts and a mug full of hot, fresh cider waiting for you.

"Oh baby thank you so much," you said, placing your daughter back in her little basket.

"No worries my sweet," Bob said, kissing your lips.

You and Bob went about your day, selling the goods and bartering for others in return. You couldn't have imagined a better day than this and getting to spend it with the ones you loved the most.

[tsuki-sennin]

Oh boy! It's the Delicious Party PreCure time travel episode! Fure fure, Oishi-Na Town! That uh, might be my only HuGtto reference, I don't think I know enough to make endless jokes about it. Oh, speaking of which...

Ungaaaaah! (*sets up a Time Travel Media Reference Jar*)

I'm very much excited to see this episode be super lore heavy, I have a lot of fun learning about Oishi-Na Town and the people who live in it. It's just such a charming and welcoming place, and I've been having such a good time exploring and spending time here over this past year.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Yeah, we can just

-Do this.

-(SomecallmeJohnny voice) SHE CAN TIME TRAVEL AT WILL

-We're going back! Through the Corridors of Time!

-Welcome to 2002, Yuin! It's the year of the Hurricanegers and Ryuki. It'd be a couple years before you meet any PreCures though. Those two are in Faiz and Abarenger time.

-Wow, Kome-Kome got knocked the fuck out

-No changing history, gotcha.

-Yuin...

-Daaaaaamn, Takumicchi! Your mom was a stone cold fox! I mean, she still is, but hot damn, she aged with grace.

-Konnichiwaaaa!

-Yone-san!

-So this is the famous grandmother.

-Ran and Amane holding her hands, I'm- *sob*

-Kokone's right, you gotta put your best face forward.

-Ooooooh, there's Asai-san!

-WHAT THE FUCK AMANE'S PARENTS

-Jesus Christ, do ALL old people in this town know each other?

-Hikaru-san? You're Yuin's dad, right?

-Ooooooooh, he married into the family, got it.

-Seems like the Nagomi genes are strong as hell.

-Dropping a ton of lore onto us.

-Man, they're all like babies in comparison to how they were before.

-AY SHE GOT A FLIPPHONE

-N

-Nyaaaa?

-MARI-CHAN

-Rosemary, this is hardly the time to

-Oh dear Christ, he's a cat man.

-Nyaruhodo!

-OH GOD FAIRIES

-Pamu, get the fuck off of Koko-neechan, you're gonna cause a paradox!

-Yui Nagomi, Daughter of Akiho, Granddaughter of Yone!

-Kome-Kome the first!

-They framed Cinnamon.

-I mean, I figured, but-

-Trouble and nuka-doko...

-Ijan! Ijan! Suge jan!

-Help out grandma one more time, eh?

-Yeah, you wouldn't wanna stick around and cause a grandfather paradox somehow.

-Goddamn, I'm feeling-

-Bittersweet.

-Pass the baton on and on.

-"A bond is a deep connection that can never be broken. Even if apart, heart and heart are still connected."

-That's a Souji Tendo grandmother banger right there.

-Takumicchi! Hello! ...sorry I took such an interest in your mom 20 years ago, it's water under the bridge, right?

-Pipiiii!

-Oh fuck you Seccy.

-Bitch retconned rice.

-You go, Takumicchi!

-PreCureless.

-Ohhhhhh, she knows.

-Oh hey, new eyecatch!

-Cureless behavior.

-Wait

-Komeeee!

-Well shit, we're getting a new power-up soon I think!

-Kome from the future!

-Find Cinnamon!

-Farewell. Grandpa Ginger.

-We're going back! To the future!

-Oh damn.

"Take care, Yui! I was lucky to have known you. Though the parting hurts... The rest is in your hands!"

-I just made somebody else very sad too, and for that, I apologize.

-Kome-Kome the first...

-Let herself go.

-Babby

-Good job, Black Pepper. You did good today, lad.

-Now let's open a can of whoop-ass and cook it nice and thorough!

-Oh, he just healed!

-"Cinnamon!"

-Oooooooh, hot damn Yum-Yum!

-Spicy too!

-For the future!

-Lotta throwing tactics today, huh gals?

-Splendid victory!

-Ahhhh, next episode.

-...I uh... can't exactly gauge what it's about from here, but it seems to be about

[a-crepusculo]

Hi there! This week’s newlywed’s round will be a short one (but hopefully a fun one). This week we’re playing:

What Would They Rather?

Note: The setting is back to Ethan x MC being married/together. They have to guess what their partner would choose from the options. Dialogue is entirely up to you!

MC, what would Ethan rather?

Beer or Wine

A Cruise or Camping

Horror Movie or Chick Flick

Stay at home or Go out in the rain

Get up early or Stay up late

Ethan, what would MC rather?

Cook dinner or Do the dishes

Diamonds or Pearls

Live in the city or Live in the country

Walk on the beach or Dance in the club

Travel overseas or Explore locally

OoOooOooh, we're back baby! Excited to see what the newlyweds have in store this week 🥰

Newlyweds Game - Full Masterlist

Bree: This week, I have prepared a short and fun game for you guys to play! It is called..

“What Would They Rather?”

Bree: First, I will ask you the question and show a set of picture. You need to choose which activity or subject your partner rather choose.

Ethan: You know, I’d rather utilize my free time to finish up some paper—

Marchia: *Her free hand swiftly covered his mouth* Zip it, babe. Chief mode is reserved for weekdays only.

Marchia, would Ethan rather...

...drink beer or wine?

Marchia: *put on her thinking face* I think.... he’d rather go home.

Ethan: *scoffed* I would occasionally enjoy a good wine.

Marchia: Yeah, and ‘occasionally’ means.. once a year?

Ethan: *pursed his lips*

Marchia: Well, I guess you’d choose wine over beer. But only the most overpriced, extravagant, and well-crafted wine will pass the great Ethan Ramsey taste test. *smiling mischievously at him* Right, babe?

Ethan: *eyes flicked up to meet hers, turning darker* Hrm. Yes.

...go on a cruise or camping?

Marchia: *opens up her phone* This is the man who loves the sea.

Marchia: Plus, he’s bougie, so he definitely prefers going on a cruise by renting a private yacht.

Ethan: While I disagree with the term ‘bougie’, she’s correct. There’s nothing more serene than being out in the ocean.

Marchia: ....unless we’re in the middle of nowhere and our boat crashed and we can’t call anyone because there’s no reception and we—

Ethan: *interrupts* I’m going to stop you right there, love.

...choose horror movies or chick flick?

Marchia: Ethan, with horror movies?! *laughs* Never in a million years. He has learned the art of appreciating chick flicks over the past year, so I know he prefers watching chick flicks.

Ethan: *rolls his eyes* The word you meant was ‘coerced’, not ‘prefers’.

Marchia: Oh, really? So you’re saying you didn’t enjoy Legally Blonde, although you said, and I quote, ‘Is there a sequel for this movie?’.

Ethan: *doesn’t answer* Moving on.

...stay at home or go out in the rain?

Marchia: I believe Ethan secretly hates the rain. So obviously, he prefers staying at home.

Ethan: Hate is a strong word. *clears up throat* I may have a tendency to dislike the rain.

Marchia: Have you not learned from romcom and chick flick movies? Running towards the love of your life, you kiss her in the rain, unapologetically in love and pronouncing it to the world!

Ethan: Which will get you sick the next day, because you’re soaked with rain for a significant amount of time.

Marchia: *pouts her mouth to mock him* You’re no fun, babe.

...get up early or stay up late?

Marchia: He’s more of a morning person, but sometimes he can stay up late too. But I do think he actually enjoys getting up early in the morning, preparing his schedule and to-do list and everything else for the day.  

Ethan: Why are you emphasizing on the word ‘enjoy’?

Marchia: *shrugged* Simply because I’m a normal human being and I cannot truly function until 9 AM.

Ethan, would Marchia rather...

...cook dinner or do the dishes?

Ethan: Do the dishes. I suppose she likes to find an excuse to play with water.

Marchia: I find it.. calming, you know? A bit constant and repetitive, adding flavor into this dynamic world we live in.

Ethan: And because you can’t cook.

Marchia: I wouldn’t say I can’t cook... but compared to you, yeah, I’m a horrible cook. *giggles*

...pick diamonds or pearls?

Ethan: Diamonds. I’m aware of her preferences, and I tend to.. overindulge her with such.

Marchia: *looks at him with puppy eyes* That’s because you love me.

Ethan: *chuckled* That, I do.

...live in the city or live in the country?

Ethan: She loves Boston too much to ever leave it and move to the countryside. So the answer is living in the city. 

Marchia: I mean, yes, I love Boston. But I’d go and move anywhere with you, babe.

Ethan: *smiles softly, taking her hand and gently squeezing it* Likewise.

...walk on the beach or dance in the club?

Ethan: Walk on the beach. She puts on the happiest smile she has whenever we go to the beach.

...travel overseas or explore locally?

Ethan: Traveling overseas. Her eyes sparkle every time we travel to places she’s never been to. When she gets too excited, she could not sleep the night before our flight. *chuckling with his wife*

Marchia: Don’t blame me, I’m always excited to travel with you!

A/N: Clearly I didn’t need to add pictures... but I want to so that’s that lol. As always, thank you Bree for the lovely questions!

[cheylouwho]

What are your top 10 favorite episodes?

Oh man, this is hard for me to narrow down this far! I'm going to list ten, but in no particular order. These are just ones that I enjoy and have watched over and over and over.

Crack Baby Athletic Association: actually nvm this one does get the top spot. I love how out there the plot is, and any episode that uses the kids in tough situations so well gets a big thumbs up. Also, Kyle grappling with his morality, especially in comparison to Cartman....blows chef kiss. Delicious.

Tweek x Craig: Yall know I have several personal connections to this episode, you can find literally any other part of my blog why I talk about why this episode was cool to me. And it's not even like "yay gay rep" which is cool and all but there's other factors completely aside that that makes it important to me!

Put it Down: the music is fantastic and the political commentary is phenomenal. It was such a fun episode to watch live when it aired and I return to it often just for a good laugh. Bless Matt, he should have won that Tony (?) after what he put his voice through

Grounded Vindaloop: The mindfuckery is still entertaining all this time later. I also saw this one live and it was so fun when everyone was trying to figure out which timeline was where, and then the reveal at the end with the real life adorable actors? So fun. Has great rewatchability and I will always laugh at the fucking,,, unhinged ass "IM GONNA STAB HER AND TAKE ALL HER MONEEEEEEY"

Marjorine: Love me some Butters. The horror movie spoof is fun, and admittedly this episode has a little too much going on to make it as coherent as it could be, but it's a good time and I love when the boys get so hung up on a minor thing that it becomes a whole ass operation.

Margaritaville: fucking sue me for this one, it's a good time and I always use the fucking "yeah no yeahhhh noooo yeah no" line with my brother whenever we're talking about something shitty. The religious imagery as a form of economic satire in my opinion was really well done.

The Poor Kid: Kenny. Kenny, goddammit, you do nothing for seasons then you pull this. Such a sweet episode and reminds me why I love him as a character. I love his connection with his sister and I love when they use him as a force for good.

Reverse Cowgirl: Sorry I love the Clyde trauma episode a lot, the TSA bits absolutely send me. Excuse me sir I need to check ya asshole

Faith Hilling: This one didn't age well but that's why I love it. A time capsule into old meme culture and it's still funny. OOooooooh long johnson

Free Hat: Warms my icy heart with a cool island song. Really good use of Tweek as a character for a plot that's just so out there it works. Makes me happy.

Honorable Mentions: Informative Murder Porn (one of the episodes that pulled me back into sp when I started to seriously watch it in 2013), Cartman Sucks, Le Petite Tourette, Hummels and Heroin, Super Fun Time, Tsst, the 1%, Pip, South Park Is Gay, both Pandemic episodes