#oops i couldn't wait

[trashmallcw]

so i finally got my brother to start playing outer wilds (and stream it to me)

[miru667]

I'm not really feeling like myself today ♫

Screenshot redraw of Fionna from ep 1 of Fionna and Cake, but with my Audrey! ^.^ They're both bisexual badass apocalypse girls who travel across the multiverse 👉👈

[ickmick]

hey guys whaddya know i drew the silly some more (as mentioned at the end of this long thread as i relisten to the series)

post worms/start of s2 design lets go 🎉

decided its in a small half ponytail now bc i can (buns are hard to draw yall...) but there's a fee more sketches under the cut so :3

shameless link to my jonmartin drawing

i also posted these drawings to twitter yesterday

me? putting an obvious eye detail because i cant help it? nnnooo.... (yes)

also excuse my photo taking skills im still working out the settings on my camera and what cropping is best so erm...

itll probably forever be my curse that i can crunch out traditional drawings but then not be able to photograph them, meanwhile i cant manage to finish up digital stuff that doesnt need photos to be taken 😭 /hj

anyways! he looks so very tired and its extremely fun to draw LOL hes a deranged little wet cat fr <3

i uhhh actually dont have much to say this time around so thats... thats all hshsjsjs bye

[pixel-bloom]

🔪SLASHED @windbrook CAS Challenge

Day 11 - The Hunter (Grasshopper Insecta)

"Obviously it means killing it. But we have to stick together."

[minqies]

everybody clap i finally finished hero's actual album (that was supposed to be out in july LMAO)

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Just to keep you all pupdated, I haven't done the next Movie Gifsets (Chase and then Zuma) or any other for that matter yet because I dragged my desktop computer to a tech support last week to find out what the hell is wrong with it.

Long story short, this computer has been dying on me since early 2020. It was back to working perfectly now back in January but now it died again and refused to stay the fuck on for longer than 4 or 5 minutes- that is, WHENEVER it even turned on, because most times it didn't get to even finish starting up. And it starts up in like one minute, so that's saying something.

I do have a laptop, that's how I'm still able to teach my online classes, but it's absurdly slow and crashes constantly with any effort bigger than opening a videocall.

[tecchan]

I really just spent half of Fujieda's route staring at his tits huh

[erstwhles]

open to anyone, mutuals and nonmutuals

based on this (and the original inspiration is in the source of that post), but tl;dr, agreed to go on vacation to get away from life and ended up hitting it off with the stranger he met on the first day

Liam comes to a stop beside their table, a smile lifting his expression as he clears his throat. "Hi," he says, one arm drifting to his side as the other comes up to comb through his curls.

Is this a bad idea? Just because he couldn't stop smiling, thinking back to their last conversation doesn't mean they feel the same way. This is exactly the kind of distraction he shouldn't be leaning into, and yet, "So... it turns out there's an open spot for mini golf later? But apparently you have to go in pairs, and... well, it was either that or a cooking class? Which, the choice felt pretty obvious. So, I don't... I mean, are you doing anything later?"

[hvbris]

@multipleoccupancy​ sent: an abrupt, heated kiss during the middle of a fight -- From Snow to Lucy Gray, I feel he'd panic for arguing and just cheat his way out of it XD from:  ↪     𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺  ﹠ ᵀᴱᴸᴸ .

There was a strong, lingering smell of roses in the air. It coated her tongue whenever she talked. The greenhouse looked beautiful in the summer, really, with the light filtering through the windows, drowning the flowers in a warm, powerful glow. And yet, the charm of the room did not seem to soften the violence of their exchange. It seemed that Coriolanus and Lucy Gray could only fight these days. But of course, how could they not? She was a prisoner now. She was his and yet, she would never be his again. The greenhouse was a refuge for them both (away from Coriolanus’ wife), but in reality it was more of a battlefield. 

“You can’t keep me here forever!” she exclaimed in a storm of dark hair.

She did not remember what had started this fight, but did it matter? She wanted to be free, and he could not grant her that. She huffed in anger, the palm of her hand landing on his chest, as if to push him, to hurt him. Rage. It was the only language she seemed to speak lately. And as he grabbed her wrist, pulling her closer, she expected more screams. Instead, he kissed her. 

It was an abrupt kiss. Brutal. Hate and love were strange neighbors, and the feeling of his lips seemed to drown her. She replied to the kiss, of course. She replied to it with anger and desperation, and an unfortunate passion. 

[storiedhistories]

@willowdied liked for a smol starter!

Orpheus looked over at Eurydice, bright smile on his face, and it was clear from his expression just how lovestruck he was. He looked at her like she was the most beautiful person he'd ever laid eyes on.....because that was the truth. Orpheus knew full well that he still had a lot to learn, both about Eurydice and life in general, but he would be more than content to spend his life learning with her.

He reached over to pluck a blade of grass out of her hair, the smile on his face only widening as he brushed her cheek. "What was it like for you?" he asked, his voice soft, his eyes never leaving her face. "Before you wandered into this little place?"

[honeyvenommusic]

oops I just made my most dynamic, interesting, and favorite song to date (when I swore I just wanted to get the beat and opening synth out of my head) and it only took me 4 hours.

I’ve already gone outside at 3 am to start shooting a video or something because I’ve been listening to it on repeat on accident and I can’t get images out of my head lol

[luxlitemidnight]

Born to listen to emo music while laying spread eagle on the floor

Forced to count cables

[pagesofkenna]

I named a world Solace once for what I presume are similar enough reasons, so I think Refuge is great

seeing as i was just watching Fantasy High, Solace also came to mind (there the kingdom is named Solace, not the whole planet, but yeah similar strokes), but a big reason i didn't go with that is that i literally have an OC named Solace who i might use in this setting someday and i dont wanna rename him lol

(also the etymology for Refuge is really cool—its literally a base word (to flee) with both a suffix (place) and prefix (back) making it 'a place to retreat to' which. idk its a cool etymology and it also matches the secret tone of the 'gods' making this planet as a place to hide)

[1nan0th3rl1f3]

Just had what I think was a panic attack, not(?) feeling good!

[mcmansionhell]

namesake mcmansion

Howdy folks! Today's McMansion is very special because a) we're returning to Maryland after a long time and b) because the street this McMansion is on is the same as my name. (It was not named after me.) Hence, it is my personal McMansion, which I guess is somewhat like when people used to by the name rights to stars even though it was pretty much a scam. (Shout out btw to my patron Andros who submitted this house to be roasted live on the McMansion Hell Patreon Livestream)

As far as namesake McMansions go, this one is pretty good in the sense that it is high up there on the ol' McMansion scale. Built in 2011, this psuedo-Georgian bad boy boasts 6 bedrooms and 9.5 baths, all totaling around 12,000 square feet. It'll run you 2.5 million which, safe to say, is exponentially larger than its namesake's net worth.

Now, 2011 was an anonymous year for home design, lingering in the dead period between the 2008 black hole and 2013 when the market started to actually, finally, steadily recover. As a result a lot of houses from this time basically look like 2000s McMansions but slightly less outrageous in order to quell recession-era shame.

I'm going to be so serious here and say that the crown molding in this room is a crime against architecture, a crime against what humankind is able to accomplish with mass produced millwork, and also a general affront to common sense. I hate it so much that the more I look at it the more angry I become and that's really not healthy for me so, moving on.

Actually, aside from the fake 2010s distressed polyester rug the rest of this room is literally, basically Windows 98 themed.

I feel like the era of massive, hefty sets of coordinated furniture are over. However, we're the one's actually missing out by not wanting this stuff because we will never see furniture made with real wood instead of various shades of MDF or particleboard ever again.

This is a top 10 on the scale of "least logical kitchen I've ever seen." It's as though the designers engineered this kitchen so that whoever's cooking has to take the most steps humanly possible.

Do you ever see a window configuration so obviously made up by window companies in the 1980s that you almost have to hand it to them? You're literally letting all that warmth from the fire just disappear. But whatever I guess it's fine since we basically just LARP fire now.

Feminism win because women's spaces are prioritized in a shared area or feminism loss because this is basically the bathroom vanity version of women be shopping? (It's the latter.)

I couldn't get to all of this house because there were literally over a hundred photos in the listing but there are so many spaces in here that are basically just half-empty voids, and if not that then actually, literally unfinished. It's giving recession. Anyway, now for the best part:

Not only is this the NBA Backrooms but it's also just a nonsensical basketball court. Tile floors? No lines? Just free balling in the void?

Oh, well I bet the rear exterior is totally normal.

Not to be all sincere about it but much like yours truly who has waited until the literal last second to post this McMansion, this house really is the epitome of hubris all around. Except the house's hubris is specific to this moment in time, a time when gas was like $2/gallon. It's climate hubris. It's a testimony to just how much energy the top 1% of income earners make compared to the rest of us. I have a single window unit. This house has four air conditioning condensers. That's before we get to the monoculture, pesticide-dependent lawn or the three car garage or the asphalt driveway or the roof that'll cost almost as much as the house to replace. We really did think it would all be endless. Oops.

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[anothermonikan]

I am making no progress on Rain World right now, wondering around and getting lost and ending up in places I've been before by accident, I'm having fun tho so I think that speaks to the game being good