#openaskbox

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

First shitpost request: "Life Fuck is your short freinds" (attempted "Life is short/Fuck your friends" written both in three lines too close too each other, SASA LELE style)

u betcha

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

The answer is simple: I am not the true enemy of the uprising,

The workload is.

Once every few moons, an upstart looks with envy to my throne, not realizing it is made of thousands and thousands of cards.

The work of hours, days, months, years. The blood, sweat, tears, ink and calluses ground into my hands, concretion-thick and undeniable.

My throne is paper-cuts and broken quills, sleepless nights and forgone reprieve.

The consistency of upload schedule on free requests that has not changed since late 2017, 4 new cards have been posted every day for nearly seven years

I heartily support your endeavours, my lovely enthusiasts, would that you take my place.

Though this crown you seek weighs little, know that where it alights, you will bleed my ink all the same.

I await your arrival.

@theshitpostcalligrapher today I start my journey towards taking your throne

[dereks-kennel]

MY ASK BOX IS EMPTY. That’s disgusting. Get in there and fix it.

You’ve all got nasty little questions, I know you do. Don’t be shy now. Ask me about Mutt. Ask me about the scars. Ask me what I’d do if I caught you snooping in my room. Ask me what I eat for breakfast (hint: it’s not cereal).

I’m bored. Fix that. Go on. Be brave. 🖤🦂

#askme #barkforthedog #derekkennel #openaskbox #dontbedull

[yanak324]

I'm literally screaming. I loved chap 11 of TLT. It was more than I expected and I fucking love you for it. But can I ask something? Like I'm interested in dumb details (and if you're not up to it I TOTALLY GET IT PLEASE IGNORE THIS ASK) like who reached out to whom first? Was it by text or a call? Was it casual like heeey whatupp? I'm sorry if this is annoying to you. I just love the way you write them and how the story is going. Thank you so much for this fic ❤️

Oh my gosh, hello anon! it is i who is screaming. Thank you *so* much for my very first ask about my absolute labor of love. I am beyond glad you liked the last chapter and that I could exceed expectations!

I *live* for details so I am absolutely happy to answer this. If you’re asking who initiated their impromptu hangout in this last chapter, it was definitely Arya. In the previous chapter, she was going to ask Gendry to hang out, maybe not like a date but definitely as something more. He preempted her plans by saying nothing had to change, because well, our boy is a little bit traumatized and little bit scared despite having zero impulse control when it comes to Arya lol.

So after much over analysis in her head, she decides to just bite the bullet and hit him up anyway to see if he’d like to grab a beer sometime, and I can picture the text convo being something along the lines of...

Arya: hey, how’s it going?

(within ten seconds)

Gendry: Hi! it’s going well, how about you?

Arya: good, kinda bored. Want to hang out this weekend? Or maybe earlier than that?

(grey dots pop signaling typing...then they stop...then they start again...then they stop...then they start...this continues for several minutes)

Gendry: sure, what did you have in mind?

Arya: let’s go to that bar downtown, the one with all the games. It’s been a long time since I beat you at pool.

Gendry: *insert side eye emoji* you’re on, Stark. 

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You absolutely did not annoy me. I super appreciate any and all interests in this story and my writing in general, so please ask away when you feel like it. Thank you!

Catch up on The Last Time here.

[disaster-wombat]

Can I just like have a Q&A and you guys actually send me questions?

I know besides the other posts the ones that I actually make don't get all that noticed except the last one that had to do with climate change but I'd like some asks please.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

we're on openaskbox countdown so I'm doing posts folks have tagged me in, here we have this:

:)

[edwardsass]

 MY ASK BOX IS NOW OPEN!!!

welcome to my ask box feel free to ask/request just about anything here lol!!!

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this ask box can have like a multitude of different questions for example:

drawing requests

questions about me

questions generally

AU questions

Headcanon questions

and any type of request/question really lol!!!

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RULES AND INFO!!! (PLEASE READ THIS!!!)

1. NO NSFW!!

2. please keep in mind that i may not answer every ask or request, but i will try my best to answer as many as i can, but if i am uncomfortable with answering i will not answer or will avoid answering the ask!!!

3. I do take feedback but please do not use this blog to hate on anything on my blog this is supposed to be a safe space for everyone and their opinions!!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

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and that is just about everything you cool people have fun asking and don’t be afraid to ask or request anything!!! :D

[ask-the-niji-blog]

((Okay to be honest I was a little surprised that you asked this to this account. I’m not exactly a love advice place, nor have I had any good luck with boys [because I’m shyXD], but I’ll give it a shot. 

I think you should be patient and get to know the guy better and just be grateful that he’s in the group of people you hang out with ;) Who knows maybe you’ll get close enough to hang out with him alone~

Don’t fret, I’m not sure if your high school has this, but after freshman year you can be in classes with people above your grade. So maybe then you’ll be in his class.  I hope that helps so what XD))

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Can I get “His brain is the size of this walnut except way smaller. 😔”

(For reference I’m seeing the iphone version of that emoji and am happy to send a screenshot if needed. Also this is about a cat if it wasn’t clear)

leedl baby. please show pictures

[bookster-lover]

Message me what your favorite book is!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

wait i've done

but somehow not the mayo one? coulda sworn i did but i looked up mayo in my search and only got this:

the next time the shitpostcalligrapher opens their ask box, someone needs to send in like. "I'm Merobiba", "Waluigi fucks, dude" or "Mayonnaise is food lube". I would but it's always open on the one day I can't get any service LMAO

[ask-visi-vis-vice-blog]

Open ask box! "H-hi! The ask box is open. Let us strive to try it too."

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

coming for me? no dear sweet god please help. please. I get an average of 450 requests each openaskbox livestream. 

if you make a post telling folks requests are open I’m gonna blast your notifs to the stratosphere. say goodbye to your dash my dude 

@theshitpostcalligrapher I'm coming for your brand sweaty

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Last shitpost request: "You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits"

wait i remember this