Me and the Curve
"My body resembles no known athlete's body, which makes sense because it performs like no known athlete's body." #Aaron, #DiMaggio, & me on #baseball's #OpeningDay: 'Me & the Curve' by @Mark_S_Aldrich (https://wp.me/p49Ewg-3YE) #OpeningDayMLB
My body, six feet tall and cartoonishly slim, resembles no known athlete’s body, which makes sense because it performs like no known athlete’s body.
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Major League Baseball opened its 2023 season today with a clock to govern the time between pitches, something that has not ever been used in baseball. Poets who were baseball fans were known to rhapsodize over the inner rhythms of an…
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Get 'em before Opening Day vs Arlington! . . @thelittlebyrd #neversettle #earnedit #openingdaymlb #mlb #ighouston #dthtx #houstoncity #baseball #minutemaidpark #thisishouston #htine #myhou #houston #houstonshirts #thirdwardnine #thirdward9 #houstonastros #djscrew #houston_insta #reptheH #rephtown #htown #htownproud #instagood #love #besomeone #gostros #cityofsyrup #djscrew #screwtape #shophouston (at Houston, Texas)
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Where the F is Arlington Tee ...no really, where is it? Trying to get to Opening Day this week. ⚾️ . @thelittlebyrd . #neversettle #earnedit #openingdaymlb #mlb #ighouston #arlingtonsucks #houstoncity #baseball #minutemaidpark #thisishouston #htine #myhou #houston #houstonshirts #thirdwardnine #thirdward9 #houstonastros #djscrew #houston_insta #reptheH #rephtown #htown #htownproud #instagood #love #besomeone #gostros #cityofsyrup #djscrew #screwtape #shophouston (at Houston, Texas)
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