#or block me bc im annoying

[starswallowingsea]

its may and i still havent made a viral post this year. losing my game

[vacantgodling]

✨preferences should not be standards for writing advice✨

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

when has anyone EVER said that homophobia is izzy’s only motivation. i’m on team “gay homophobe izzy” and i do not think this is his only motivation. i don’t even think it’s his primary motivation. it is another layer of complexity on a fascinating character. he is gay and in unrequited love with ed. he craves power and leadership but he is not good at managing those things when he gets them. he thinks men should behave a certain way and is aggressive and cruel to the men who don’t meet his standards. men having sex with each other is fine, but men falling in love with men falls outside of his rigid idea of how men should behave. he lacks the emotional maturity to be able to identify his feelings towards ed. he is so repressed he only accepts intimacy in the form of physical violence. he blames stede for ed changing. he hates stede because ed is changing. to izzy, the worst part about stede changing ed is the fact that stede is such a pathetic excuse of a man it shatters izzy’s image of ed to think that ed could find anything about stede appealing. he’s dedicated his life to the version of ed that he’s made up in his head. he is possessive of being the only one to call him ed, to be the only one who gets to call the legendary blackbeard by his name. but izzy has never been able to see ed without blackbeard. to him, knowing ed is a privilege only because ed is who’s behind the legendary blackbeard’s curtain.

i think izzy is fascinating. he's a fantastic character. he is incredibly well written. he plays a crucial role in the narrative. this show would not be the same without him.

im telling you now, having spent my time in this fandom primarily interacting with people who also read izzy as homophobic, anyone who is using this interpretation to reduce izzy's complexity is by far in the minority with that take.

[lychens]

Since you're so afraid of AI, I hope it displaces all of your family, takes over any and all skill you may have, and all you have left is polishing AIs balls. You refuse to learn, but we will make you learn.

framing this one and putting it on my mantle for my followers to point and laugh at. fucking clown

[rip-headphones-users]

My Headcannons for how Infected and Kasper operate

Buckle up, this is a long post. Thinking about how characters function in relation to the world around them is basically a hobby of mine, so expect more. (I have others planned for both lampert and unpleasant at the very least)

(Not ship related) (angst heavy sorry)

Kasper’s infection is a brain-rooted/cognito-hazardous parasite

He got it after purposely ignoring a chainmail curse, both as a sort of “fuck around and find out” as well as an outright form of self-harm/self-sabotage.

The parasite is the one that primarily controls all the conscious actions of infected, while kasper now acts sub-consciously.

Its less of a split-mind situation and more of a Venom + Eddie or Gundam + Pilot situation they are two separate entities inhabiting the same body that can potentially act at the same time

It just so happens that the parasite from the chainmail curse has VERY similar desires/interests/motivations to Kasper, so the host/parasite relationship actually works very well.

Infected accidentally makes Kasper lose a decent chunk of weight after it takes over, due to it not being able to feel when Kasper is hungry and forgetting to let him eat

Kasper and Infected can be addressed separately (Lampert, UnpleasantGradient, Folly and maybe a few others know this) and Kasper tends to choose not to respond due to his own apathy, instead opting to let Infected take the lead.

Being able to respawn/no permadeath on the regretevator is the reason why Kasper opted to infect himself, as he saw it as the next closest thing to death/suicide.

Allowing infected to enter his mind has radically reduced Kasper’s lifespan. (He’d be lucky if he made it to his late 30’s)

His nose bleeds when Kasper and infected try to act at the same time

Infected is only transferrable via chainmail

Infected doesn’t feel any of the bodily necessities that kasper has, so its not uncommon for him to collapse of exhaustion, dehydration, hunger, ect. If someone doesn’t remind him.

Infected doesnt feel pain either

Kasper feels it though. A lot.

In fact the whole process of infected entering his mind was incredibly painful as is.

Infected isn’t the reason why things in the elevator/on his own body suddenly lose their texture, neither of them know why that happens now.

They personally aren’t physically effected by it and both find it cool, so neither are bothered.

It’s probably just the result of infected’s malware (thats only technically supposed to effect machines) managing to attach itself to a human. Or maybe Kasper could do that and never previously knew. Who knows. ;)

Kasper/infected can phase through objects that are textureless, including parts of his own body. Anything else will collide as it normally would, and take damage.

Infected will always talk with full leetspeak, (L13k D1$) while Kasper will only have one letter/number substitution (L1ke Th1s)

UG unintentionally named infected that. Basically just looked at Kasper, who had just let a parasite into his mind, and looked at the chainmail virus on his computer, and it went “huh… Bro’s Infected”

Bro is, in fact, infected.

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Oh yeah my bad there’s definitely NO insecurity on this person. /s

[cerealmonster15]

[sebekifies your anon hate to cope] the demons are winning today lads

[puppyeared]

ive made myself more wet and pathetic

[satoruhour]

truly a waste of talent lmfao…. do better hun🫡

normally i would just delete and block but i gotta commend it to you to find specific things to reply to. but anyway... ok? what do you think doing all this would achieve? quickly! 🎤🎤🎤

not you equating me hating men to a MISOGYNIST baby misandry is nowhere is terrible and harmful the way misogyny is and youre a clown for thinking that way LMFAO

theres a reason theyre fictional, it's bc they dont measure up to irl men. but either way im writing bout a bunch of lines and youre worried about this...? why dont u worry about putting ur age first

[coolauntlilith]

ATFC s1e8 Jerry has me fucking sick to my stomach about Simon's, "Wha- No, no! Why would I??"

I kinda am wondering if his lack of reaching Chaos Betty is maybe bc she now doesn't want him to reach her. If she's still kinda Betty, anyway.

Edit: I just finished my second rewatch and I do wonder where Golbetty is portalling him. 👀

[icarus-died-laughing]

liveblogging my wisdom teeth surgery so i dont go crazy.

im getting all 4 out and they're putting me under general anesthesia. appt is at 7:30

i woke up at 6:15 and my first words were "fuck"

the only way i could convince myself to get out of bed was thinking abt the epic nap im gonna get to take later

also im already very hungry and thirsty :/

[bishonenspit]

god does anyone remember when colleens manga recs saw like something vaguely resembling hypothetical critique of their shoujo history video on here and then had like a micro freakout on twitter about it and started talking about shoujo elitists or something

[perilegs]

i thought we were done equating looks with morality... why are there still people talking about solas' baldness and him being evil in the same breath 🤨

[deus-ex-mona]

such is the tale of a ✨chronically online hypocrite✨

[seriousbrat]

Do you have any Sirius recs?

girl i wish i did. I'm pants at recommending fic apparently.

I did really like this lesbian prongsfoot (my weakness) fic by @plecotusauritus recently: A bright future ahead and both srs and jms were very well written here imo.

but that's all I can think of off the top of my head right now. Again if anyone knows of anything please share! Once I'm done with my current series I have vague intentions of writing a version of PoA from Sirius's perspective because that's always something I wanted to see.

[jemmo]

im a little late but its finally time to say:

HIS MAN 3!! WE ARE BACK BITCHES!!!!