#or is it...

[slautertm]

hi hello. are you literally stuck at a abstinence camp and will be axe murdered if you a: try to run away or b: make a move on the person who you think might be like your soulmate or something? got a lot tension? you know how to solve that tension?

— write a parody of the camp’s theme song, virginity rocks and turn it into virginity sucxs ( misspelling for Edgy purposes). take it so seriously, use it to get the song out of your head because it’s annoying how catchy it is. scream internally about how virginity is a stupid social construct and when you finally get to leave? scream it at the top of your lungs 💜

[lady-lazagna]

What the son of God, Jesus Christ, went through is nothing compared to the betrayal I feel right now. I was always a dear friend to Judas, and yet he has left me suffering alone. I will never recover.

[cocksley-and-catapult]

imagine they get sent these asks in mail

[uhmskilovers]

Over a year without self harm, I need to harm OTHERS. (/J I promise)

[shadesofnavy]

wonder what happened..

[ssspringroll]

no. no i did not fix the issue. man this is a weird one...

[the-prophecy]

Saw someone's snap where they're in college and i freaked out istg the person is dumb ITS A LEAVE AAJ

[cladestruction]

i'm sorry for the nsfw language in my recent posts. it will continue.

[musicallad]

My Violetta LGBT+ Headcanons

Francesca Cauviglia is Bisexual

[trickstump]

headaches are angels telling you to keep looking at your phone ok

[matixsstuff]

in my flop era, perfect time to be more annoying than usual 🥰

[dreamiara]

so much dresus posting and not even one drolo nomination...i promise i'll try harder, i don't want to disappoint you guys.

[trlvsn]

edgeworth doesn't find out for a year

[cardinalcheerio]

I want to start a petition to get Kaz's real name, cause I ain't gonna sleep til I have answers. Perhaps in the new season, there will be a full name-drop, at least him saying something about Reitvield. (I'm begging Leigh)

I am curious about what everyone thinks his name is. I think Kazimerias. Though idk why he would change that. Maybe cause it takes like 3 years to say

[somfte-on-main-and-mizzen]

[warning: extremely niche interest post]

The SCA is currently having something of a recruitment crisis and every time I come home from an event - especially one with fighting - i can't help but think how hard they're sleeping on a key marketing factor:

Dadbods. The society is fucking full of dadbods and it's a shame they will never promote that.

[hirakiyois]

everyone has their flaws, pharm