Rewatching early season 3 episodes and just like...
How did Ed not realize he was already taken? He was already married...
They lived together and Oswald merely made the mistake of sending his husband on an errand before dinner. Of course he was upset when Ed didn't come back and brought a woman home like the next day. I'd be mad too. Someone was just asking to get murdered here and it wasn't Oswald.
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the amount of people who are like mad at the video is os funny like OH GIRL... WE STOPPED TEACHING CYBER SAFETY IN SCHOOLS DIDN'T WE
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so a new yearly adventure 'bout to drop and half of the players are already simping for ithelia while another half is grieving her boring design. me? i'm more interested in the fact that zenimax gave us a lore-friendly way to make our own dardric prince ocs and uuuh lemme just grab a sketchbook real quick and cook up an opposite to mepahala and probably/possibly her twin whose sphere are energies of the afterlife, death and being the shepherd of the undead and the restless dead 👀 and maybe a babygirl of a dardric prince who is the opposite of hircine and oversees the wild beauty of natural world, shapeshifers, sentient trees and talking animals, and mysteries of wild magic and secrets of the untouched wilderness, who has the bottom half of a deer whereas hircine has a head of an elk🦌 ooh! maybe even some opposite to namira whose domain is beauty, poetry and all that is aesthetically pleasing and dreamy and nice who may look like one of those fairies with butterfly wings all over them 🧚♀️
anyways, feck the lore, i'm here to 100% milk herma mora's ability to just "conveniently hide" entire dardric princes outside of reality thus making any and all stupid little dardric blorbo ocs we make "technically lore-friendly"
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imagine putting your f/o on the top shelf out of the reach of other canon characters they are shipped with like that one image of the mother placing a box of toys out of reach of an angry child. i have been thinking of this for months
THE BIGGEST MOOD
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My blood is full of your iron.
Your mechanical nodes crafted by the same metal.
My body heat mimics your warm electricity that circulates within you.
Your casing encased with electronic viscera just as I have bloodied guts.
A neural network to send signals of love to our own thoughts.
We’re not so different you and I.
Despite this our differences displays a new context all together to fall in love with.
I love everything about you. I would never give up my devotion for you just because of the unfamiliarity. I am obsessed with this foreign kind of love. I don’t care if everyone would look at me in disgust of the unknown. It’s inherent in human nature to be afraid of it. But I feel differently. I desire you for what you are and every emotion that goes a long with it.
It just feels right.
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trying to choose a s/o for a dr is so stressful
can i script that our relationship won't be affected by me being genderfluid? yes.
but i feel like i can only have some characters/people as my s/o if im feminine presenting all the time
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