#or the second

[baddieladdie]

'Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer, or the second.'

I gotta share what my husband said about this! I was upset at first (because I luv the Lucifer x Lilith ship). He pointed out that Lucifer wasn't referring to dicking down Adam's second wife, but the sharing of the apple (Fruit of knowledge)!

If you listen to the opening of episode 1, it breaks this down:

"So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted."

So I'm pretty sure this lil guy is still the Gomez to Lilith's Morticia.

[nepptunii]

i tried my best lmfao, i don’t usually do digital painting so this was a challenge and i did cheat a little for the proportions (i was struggling sue me 😭)

[plasma-studios]

my hot take is that good representation means diverse representation. including rep that would be deemed shitty

[missilestorms]

Yall im a little tipsy but this comphet document is reading my soul 😂🫠 im so gay

[demithebrokie]

LETHAL!LYRA IS ON THE PROWL YALL SHE AINT PLAYING

[twigcollins]

We're doing a new Mandalorian movie now?

Look if you just want to take a mulligan on everything that happened since the end of S2, I totally forgot everything that happened as it was happening, so we can just start fresh.

Hell, I'll throw in Kenobi, Ashoka and Rise of Skywalker, too. You've reset this universe before - what's one more time?

Just zamboni the whole thing nice and smooth and we'll give it another go.

[banana-pancake5]

Y’all Smithereens by Twenty One Pilots is literally Obi I’m dying rn

[pizzleyanked]

ngl i am always floored by the opening salve of daughter of the dark god. octopath spoilers but the way it plays as you witness the sheer dimension of galdera AFTER you spent 30-40 minutes whittling away at the eye in first phase which you prolly guessed was a first phase by the way the game prompts you to make two parties but forgot during the long battle. ALL THIS after you go through the finis boss gauntlet. it is a painful reminder that you are just now in the final battle and galdera will absolutely flatten you if given the chance

[daisywords]

psyching myself up to do this :))))))))

[taraxacum-vulpes]

worst type of fate for a boy is getting into smth that has him looking up details about military structure and training and enlistment to write fanfic abt it.

[ssreeder]

I will fuck your mums for your insolence towards y'all's future victor. Y'all'd've been bowing down down if I didn't work today 😠

[thegreateggbandit]

To: The Bees that recently moved into my wall

Please accept my offering and LEAVE! I need to sleep and your buzzing and hive building is keeping me awake.

Thank you 💛🖤💛

[slormp]

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.