#osomatsusan imagines

[stxrmxtsu]

subby matsu boys (because can)

osomatsu who giggles during the first few moments of a scene. but once you’re REALLY into it, he’s whining and begging like he’s still a virgin, nearly crying at how good you feel.

karamatsu who looks at you with lovesick eyes, looking at you like you’re the only person in the entire world while being held down by his hair as he eats you out/sucks you off. your fingers tangled into his hair as he gets messier and whines slightly if you pull away just for a moment.

choromatsu who literally cries when he gets overstimulated. sniffling while tears are literally streaming down his flustered cheeks as you’re riding him (or pegging him). or how he subtly hints at wanting to crossdress for you when you’re out shopping with him, bringing over a skirt and asking if it looks cute but never fully asking if it’d look cute on him.

ichimatsu who will grin smugly at you while he makes it harder for you. ‘stay still’, you warn as he just snickers and continues to try and break free of his restraints. but you just smack the shit out of his thighs and give him one last warning and he just smirks and lets you do your thing. don’t worry though [name], you’ll make him pay later.

jyushimatsu who will be so good to you no matter where and what it is. in the bedroom, he obeys every command you give him and sits still like a good boy <3 sometimes when you tease him in the slightest, he subtly begs you via pleading eyes, that wide smile of his a small pout. he is the best boy. even outside of the bedroom! he comes running to your rescue when you’re struggling to open a jar and he’s so determined to help you. and when he finally gets it open, you pat his head and call him your good boy and he just glows with joy. <3

and todomatsu, who will always have a devilish smirk on his face while you get more and more irritated at his sharp tongue. once you finally snap and grip his hips a bit harder than last time, he’s crying and begging for forgiveness while you just laugh and keep going until he’s a complete mess. after your little session, you take care of him and the next couple of days, he has his arm in yours to keep himself from limping everywhere while adorning the cutest little pout and lovesick puppy eyes that look at you like you’re god themselves.

[imaginesmatsu]

osomatsu: *literally just existing*

the other brothers: bro... you suck

osomatsu: ???

[mrawkweird]

On the subject of different genres of anime on Toonami. I would love to seeToonami showcase more Josei anime like princess jellyfish and paradise kiss and my favorite Nana. Also wouldn't mind seeing Banana fish or OsomatsuSan and Sarazanmai on the lineup for more crazy variety in the mix, including other underrated anime titles like planetes or gankutsuou the count of monte Cristo.

It would be cool to see Toonami get more chances to expand their genres on the block because honestly the only true limit is imagination. It was a different era but Toonami still has Hamtaro on their records.

And shit was legit.

[mlmdarkfiction]

For the sentence thing... "He was showering the wrong person with affection"

I’ve never written anything for Osomatsu-san at all? Even though it’s on my list, sooooooo how about we choose the man neet for himself. 

Osomatsu!

Donate to my Ko-fi!Commissions Are Open!

Really you aren’t a jealous person, you aren’t! It’s just not who you are. You’re nice, and friendly, and you’d never do anything like-

“____-san?”

“GAH!”

If this were some comedy anime, your fall would probably be something humorous and extra. After your spectacular fall from your perched position on your balcony, binoculars pointed towards a specific fishmongers daughters window, and towards one specific Osomatsu Matsuno.

“Jyushi-What-What are you doing here?”

You can save this. It’s Jyushimatsu, you’re the closest with him of all the brothers (besides of course Osomtasu) and he’s not exactly the smartest. 

“Baseball!”

“Oh, yeah…Sure Jyushi, we can go play baseball, if you’d like.”

“But ____, what were you looking in Totoko’s window for?”

Trying to avoid the question you grab the other man’s sleeves, attempting to pull him back inside your apartment, but…

Jyushi grabs you in the Octopus Hold.

“Were there boobs?”“What?!?”“Lemme see, ____!”“It’s not boobs Jyushi!”

It’s not your day, it’s really not. Jyushi is not only strong enough to keep you pinned in place, but flexible enough to reach around and steal your binoculars. 

Only then does he let you go, looking through them, and mimicking your earlier odd stance on the porch as he tries to see what you had been looking at so in depth before.

You’re frantic in your attempts to grab the binoculars away from the yellow Matsuno, pure panic running through your veins. It’s hard to tell how he’ll react to knowing what you were doing. 

“This isn’t funny Jyushi! Give it back!”“Is that Osomtasu-Niisan?”

Exposed. All because you had to watch after that stupid boy. All because Osomtasu was showing the wrong person affection.

It should be you he’s trying to impress. You who he’s head over heels for. You’ve been his friend just as long as Totoko! 

So you just…You had to watch him….To make sure he wasn’t going to…

Of course he wouldn’t sleep with her! He’s yours, even if he doesn’t realize it, surely even he wouldn’t stop so low as to lose his virginity with someone like her.

[oh-god-theres-6]

What if the Matsus walked in on their s/o wearing their hoodies and trying to act like them???

Don’t impersonate the muppets, you’ll make yourself sick.

Oso: He didn’t want to laugh. At least, that’s what he told his s/o while they’re hiding their face in embarrassment. Just seeing them in the sweatshirt was cute enough but hearing them start inviting their reflection out for pachinko or a drink while sneakily swiping a finger below their nose snapped his resolve and what started as a snort formed into laughter that he didn’t bother to cover up. He’s pretty entertained, to say the least.

“Awe, babe, don’t get so embarrassed! It’s really cute what you were doing, but I say a little more than that, right? Come on, say something else!”

Kara: this boy, the blueberry boy, sweet as all can be, is probably so flattered that his s/o would want to even act like him. Trust me, it was hard for him not to give away his position, cause it was kinda just too cute watching his lover finger gun at a mirror while trying to compliment themselves to death. Even the stupid vocal ticks that they tried to replicate weren’t unnoticed by this loverboy. When he does give away his position he’s quick to hug this blushing mess close to his chest.

“Oh you are adorable, I man like me doesn’t deserve one as perfect as you! You make a better me then I can ever hope, my Karamatsu angel~”

Choro: He’s, quick to the point, as soon as he sees them scolding a mirror in his hoodie he gets confused, watching for a moment as the other began to get overly excited over something, he wasn’t sure what, but by the way they acted he could pretty much guess. Yes, he’ll admit it’s kinda cute, but still, it’s odd to see someone act like him. It’s a simple tap on the shoulder to get them out of it followed by a questioning eyebrow.

“Do I really act like that? No way, I’m mature as hell! D— do it again, but, make me… sound better!— I mean like me!”

Ichi: It’s common enough that his sweatshirt is stolen that when he first sees his s/o he doesn’t think much of it. What pulls his gaze back to them is noticing how they’ve purposefully fussed with their hair, slouched in their stance, and were slowly trying to coax his cat out from under the coffee table. He’s immediately shocked for a few seconds, simply watching with wife eyes at the scene and barely understanding exactly *why* they’d bother to impersonate him.

“You shouldn’t be wasting your time trying to act like trash, you’re better off when you’re just you. Plus, you’re scaring the cat.”

Jyushi: He’s more interested in the fact that his s/o has the sheer amount of energy to act like him. Sure, he was a little weirded out when he suddenly couldn’t find his sweatshirt, but it wasn’t as entertaining as catching his s/o swinging an imaginary bat in the living room, shouting homer in for the whole neighborhood to hear. Soon enough, he’s joined in, most likely spooking his s/o and embarrassing them to no end when he decides to adjust their hold on the “bat.”

“Like this! I hold it like this! Now swing it - Let me get you the bat! We really need to practice!”

Totty: He’s taking pictures. How many? Who’s to say, but there’s a lot. He finds it utterly adorable to watch his s/o dance around the mirror in such a silly and flirty way, trying to replicate his voice while also swishing their hips. Was he really that feminine? It didn’t really matter, his giggles got him caught anyway, leaving this poor person blushing and trying to hide their face.

“Aww come on~ Don’t stop now it was so cute! Come on I wanna see more, pretty pretty please? There have to be more things you can remember me saying!”

[relatableanimethings]

Cute💕

[vrisrezis]

Which Matsuno would beat Hades on extreme measures (maxed out extreme measures?)

Hmm it’s hard to think . Probably jyushimatsu . It makes sense since he’s fucking insane

Osomatsu and karamatsu come across as overly confident and would piss off hades too much while u think Choromatsu and ichimatsu are just too much of “thinkers” and think too much on how to beat hades and kinda panic internally too much. Totty knows better than to fuck with supreme beings and fucks off.

[neetimagines]

Matsus' reaction to being called "zaddy" by their s/o

Osomatsu:

“Ha, hell yeah I’m zaddy!” 

Doesn’t know what zaddy mean’s, just thought zaddy was daddy with some spice

So he took it as a joke

He will never know what zaddy means unless you tell him cause Totty will not.

He now calls you his “Zpouse” or “Zabe”

Zo Zow Zown Zo Zaddy Zoso Zour Zew Zeader Zof Zhe Zaddy Zlan

Karamatsu:

“A-AH! Of course, I’m Zaddy my dear Karamatsu Angel~! I’m glad you’ve noticed!”

There’s a 50-50 chance he knows what zaddy means. The only way you’ll find out is if you hear him talk about it outside.

He will try to up his zaddy game, so he is forever your number one Karazaddy

You’re “(Y/N) Zaddy” if you will

unfortunately I have came to the cursed conclusion that he will make a shirt that says “(Y/N) Zaddy” in your favorite color, your face plastered on it and you damn well know it’s going to glitter. I’m sorry you have to kill him if you want to escape this fate.

Choromatsu:

Choromatsu.EXE has stopped working.

You broke him

You broke the frog Zaddy

He was thinking of Idols, you as an idol, and him being your manager who may or may not do a bunch of naughty stuff with Idol You

and now he’s broken

He reboots on his previous memory and forgets you called him zaddy

Ichimatsu:

“...What’s a zaddy?”

Please don’t make fun of him, he had to build up the courage in 5 seconds to ask you.

5 seconds in human time is 20 years in Ichi Panic Time

When/If you tell him what zaddy means he’ll deny it

“No no no, I’m garbage. Not a zaddy.”

If you call him Cat Zaddy he might have to fight you though.

Jyushimatsu:

“!!! I didn’t know I was a dad!”

No one knows if he knows what a zaddy actually is and he’s just joking or if he really thought you meant daddy.

But he won’t listen to anyone’s explanation of what a zaddy is

He’s just asking where his child is

When you come see him the next day he suddenly has a kid.

Except that kid is made out of baseballs with a stock image of a child taped onto it.

it’s alive though so you’re terrified of whatever it is.

Todomatsu:

“E-eh? Totty-chan w-why are you looking at me like that?” You stutter out nervously. His blank stare freaking you out.

He debates whether or not he want’s to leave you.

He loves you buuuutt

you cursed him with the title zaddy

You might need to die for your crimes

He pulls out a glock

“I hope you’re ready to repent.”

“Zaddy-chan”

[devillexi]

Imagine:

You're a queen and one of the girlymatsus is your lady-in-waiting or head maid. The two of you always cherish the little time you have to yourselves to express your feelings for the other.

OR:

You're a child of a Duke or Count who has sent you off to marry one of the Matsuno brothers.

((I've been reading too many stories where women die and end up in another world as a princess/child of a Duke/etc who gains the love of the Prince to become Empress or Queen.))

[matsuhc]

what would be the boy's ideal dates?

matsu ideal dates

oso : chibitas, then sex

kara : candlelit dinner, with future “plans” *insert ‘i have no plans’*

choro : walking around the park, maybe a nyaa-chan concert

ichi : two words: cat café

jyushi : baSEBALL GAME

totty : shopping around the city, chatting, with. possible kiss afterwards

[imagine-those-dorks]

For the kiss propmt "kiss on the forehead" for karamatsu

Thank you for requesting! This ran on longer then i wanted, i apologize!  I hope you like it!

-Mod Punk

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You and Karamatsu had been dating for a couple of weeks now. Of course his cool guy act was still his default but there would be times he’d give it a rest and act more comfortable around you. He just wanted to do his darnest to impress you but you insisted that there was no need. It became evident to you very quickly how flustered he would get at the slightest bit of affection. So far the only base you’ve gotten to is wrapping a gentle hand around his arm as you two walked side-by-side. Even such act brought pink to his cheeks and steam out his ears. It would be quite a process to get to hold his hand, much less even get a kiss from him. Though you suppose you could just go for it. 

Nah. It wouldn’t be right to do such a thing without permission, it could make him un-comfortable.

The thought entered your mind as you rhythmically walked along side Karamatsu. He didn't interrupt your deep thought as you both continued your route to your home.

“Karamatsu?”

“hm?”

“Can......can i kiss you?”

The man didn’t respond, could he even respond? He had stopped right in his tracks, stiff as a board. 

“Kara?....”

It took him a moment before he finally even blinked. His face turned red all at once as a crooked smile appeared on his face.

“o-of course, you can! hunny!” He seemed nervous but eager. It showed in his shaky yet excited voice. A kiss on the lips would absolutely kill him so you had to be careful.

“Alright... here we go...” You said, giving him a moment to prepare. His eyes closed and his hands shaked as they balled into fists. He anticipated the warm embrace of your lips crashing into his. But instead he felt that warmth around his face. You cupping your hands around his face to pull him down closer to your lips, pressing them onto his forehead.

After breaking away, you stepped back from him, your hands now awkwardly at you side as you gave a nervous smile. Karamatsu’s face relaxed as he opened his eyes to face you. His smile extended and there was a proud sparkle in his eyes.

“tch....you tease me so, my love” He jokingly said, his smile not fading. The two of you made a tight embrace.

“I love you,(y/n)....”

[stxrmxtsu]

The Matsu brothers with a thicc mildly chubby S/O

thanks for the ask anon! as a mildly chubby, ‘thicc’ person myself, this was very nice to do

tag(s): mild nsfw, matsus bein pervy virgins, slight yandere tendencies on choro’s and ichi’s part, chubby!s/o (obviously)

to be fair (and as to not repeat myself), ALL of them would fucking love your chub. even more so, they would love you regardless of what you even look like. buuuuttt, if we’re getting into specifics, let’s see how they would ‘react’..

osomatsu

i think osomatsu would be the one who would prefer having a thicc n chubby s/o more, i just think that’s something he would like in a man/woman, especially your thighs, oh my god those fucking thighs. he could lay on those things all damn day if you let him/if he could. sometimes he likes to pinch your tummy or legs, not to make fun of you but, because 1. he can and 2. because he fucking adores you so much that he HAS to have a hand on you at ALL times. i think his favorite outfit of yours will always be the ones where you decide to wear thigh highs and those cute clothes that involve skirts or shorts. speaking of shorts, fucking man LOVES your ass. the plushiness of your booty and your thighs make this man absolutely feral and oh my god are those literal hearts in his eyes..? how..? you know what, you weren’t gonna question it..

karamatsu

i strongly believe kara doesn’t care what his partner looks like, like at all. if you’re skinny, you’re skinny. if you’re chubby, you’re chubby. looks really don’t matter at all to kara! i mean as long as you’re nice to him he’ll be all over you and smother you with his affections. he’s also the type of person to have his hand on you at all times but it’s more on your waist or the small of your back. i think the only time he’ll acknowledge your body is when you’re dressing up and you’re like “how does this look?” and he’s all like “aaahhh!~ you look as beautiful as ever!~” or somethin cheesy like that, you know how karamatsu is! 

choromatsu

(im gonna be self indulgent a little but i think its lowkey canon) 

so you know how in the show, choromatsu seems to like the ‘cutesy’ and maybe the traditional japanese girls (you know the ones), yeah, i honestly 100% believe that he’s putting up a front because 1. his brothers and 2. to hide and swallow the fact that he’s into partners like me and you. now, that’s not to say he’s embarrassed to admit it or he would be ashamed to be around you, its more so on the fact that he’s afraid that he won’t be able to control himself around you because of how absolutely gorgeous you are to him. when he first met you, he immediately thought you were so fucking beautiful, you were perfection at its finest, but since its his life and how shitty it is, he thought you were gonna reject him and then maybe spit on him, be upset at him, the usual when he got close to girls. but… you were so nice. you welcomed his virgin ass into your life and you were so….you were so…PERFECT! he was ECSTATIC when you accepted his confession and ever since then, he’s worshiped the ground you walked on and he just can’t get enough of you. your squishy cheeks, your tummy, your legs (oh god your LEGS), your chest, everything. 

he also kept you a secret for so long because he didn’t want the world to see his perfect little gem and he didn’t think the world deserved to see your beauty. he likes to keep you to himself and that’s that. 

ichimatsu

ichimatsu is another one that doesn’t really give a fuck how you look, i think as long as you accept him and his cats, he’s good. and also as long as you can handle him, he’s good. simultaneously, i think he also worships the ground you walk on and would be so afraid to lose control of himself when it comes to you. i think his favorite things about you are your love handles and the pouch of fat on the side of your boobs when you wear sports bras and tank tops (you know what im talking about baby). his inner demons are always fighting for THEIR LIFE when you wear certain clothes that outline every curve of your body, they’re always clawing at him and telling him to just grab you and keep you to himself, but he holds back. but once you tell him to go all out on you, be prepared [name]

jyushimatsu 

biggest hype man fr. he’d be all over you, i mean its jyushimatsu, he’s such a good person. the only thing that’s a ‘downside’, is that he’s horny easily but you know what, you love that too about him. i think he’s the kind of person that squishes your every body part because you’re just so fucking cute to him that he NEEDS to squish you constantly. another one who needs to have his hands on you at all times 

todomatsu

cmon, you wanna look me in the eye and tell me he ISN’T gonna fucking drool over pictures of you every chance he gets? 

that boy may seem like he wouldn't but totty doesn't fucking care who you are or what you look like. as long as he knows you're there for love and him, he's fine.

todomatsu would adore putting you in cute outfits. he may not have the best fashion taste, but he knows what'll outline your every curve and that boy will soak it up like a sponge.

don't even get him started on your legs and thighs.

and belly.

because FUCK [name]....what are you doing to me...

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and that's thaaaattt! i kinda got through my inbox, thank you to everyone who were patient with me.

love,

jarvis <3

[suhk]

sometimes i wonder about opening a hc or imagines blog, but theres already so many out there. possibly all better than me not to mention im crazy lazy/tired all the time so id probably be active the first month and then just fall off the radar

[oh-god-theres-6]

In a party/concert/live concert the sound is so loud!! Matsuno and s/o were having a good time, but then Totoko was getting too close to him. Awfully close. It was annoying them! They tried to tell something but the music was too loud!! Suddenly the music stop; just in time, when s/o pulls Matsuno away from Totoko and yells out loud. "LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE!!! HE'S MINE!!!" Every body looks at them. s/o is embarashed. Matsuno's reaction?

hope it wasn’t P!ATD or Urie is gonna bully you.Oso: Thank god this is the guy that’s relatively able to handle stressful situations. He stays shocked for maybe a few seconds before he chuckles and looks over at his s/o just mouthing, “You wanna get out of here?” Outside he wouldn’t really confront them about the outburst, just offer to take them to get a drink and let the night finish off on a quieter note. He’s still smiling, surprisingly, and he makes a passing comment on the fresh air. He also doesn’t hide that, as Totoko peeks out of the exit, he pulls his s/o closer by the hip, just to make that extra little point as they walk toward a nearby bar for a more entertaining night, and a much less crowded one as well.

Kara: Shock could not even begin to describe what he feels, it’s a feeling of dread for the awkwardness that has fallen over the social and confusion for why his lovely angel would scream so violently at Totoko. That aside, he’s far more than just impressed at the whole situation, no this boy is so fucking flattered that you would do this just for him of all people. It take him a second to hush his overactive mind and calm down. Eventually he tries to lead you away with smiles and soft coos about how much he loves you and how you are his and he is yours. Even when you’re out of the crowd he continues these soft words, hoping they’ll help you in some way.

Choro: Help him please dear god this boy is not doing well. For one he has frozen up and can no longer really hear anything that’s going on as he has gone back into his primal state of breathing and blinking being all he can handle. It would take him a bit to fully come around to his senses but his first instinct after everything is to get him and his S/O out of there before anything more happened. So that’s what he’d do, he’d take them by the hand and get them out of there. He wouldn’t talk about it or ask about it, but part of him is kinda impressed about what just happened, and you can see it in the shy smile he shares once you two are out of sight.

Ichi: Help, help. Ichi.exe has stopped working and he doesn’t know how to think. He’s not even the biggest fan of concerts and he didn’t at all plan to have Totoko show up and yet he had a rather pissed s/o, an also pissed Totoko, and a large crowd waiting for a response he wasn’t sure he could muster to give. Why was the world so cruel? He would be panicking and it would be very obvious but he’d find the courage to slip through the crowd, grabbing his s/o’s wrist so they could follow him. He wouldn’t say anything and make sure they got home pretty quick. As for the fight, he only hopes his s/o can understand where the calm touch of his fingers to theirs is coming from, and if not, he makes sure that on the walk home he tells them he loves them. There’s enough understanding there that both parties understand what it means.

Jyushi: “Hah…What?” Jyushi mirrors the shocked, awed, and outright confused stares of the audience members around him. His gaze shoots between his s/o and Totoko a few times and he looks up to the stage just kind of waiting for the next song to play but now the band members are starting to make a few jokes. Does he leave? No! This concert was meant to be fun! Instead, he takes the better decision, pushing through the crowd with his s/o held close behind until they’re so close to the stage he could touch it if he held his arms out enough. An excited stare up to the stage seemed to kickstart the next song and in the sea of noise and dancing bodies, he made sure to get his s/o pumped up for the concert. As for the interruption, he didn’t really know how to deal with it straight off, but he’d make sure to give his s/o all of his attention that night, which is easier when Totoko is left behind in the crowd.

Totty: His first reaction is to immediately shush his s/o, not for their outburst, but for the attention, it called on him. Being the spin doctor he is, he most likely tries to find an easy way out of the situation, which is most likely turning the situation in Totoko and trying to find an area of the room where no one is staring anymore. He paid good money for this so like hell he’s leaving. He will, however, suddenly change from socially mortified to flattered and coy as soon as him and his s/o are more isolated. He asks them exactly how territorial they plan to be over him and he will not stop teasing them for the entire night, sometimes playfully pointing out other people and asking if his s/o would yell at them for looking at him. It’s less to make fun of them and more to boost his ego. Don’t boost it. Please.

[relatableanimethings]

Cursed blessed 110 content.

I'm SO GLAD WE GOT SO MUCH 110 CONTENT

[jyushimatsu-falls-in-love]

@ non-English speaking Ososan fandom

Imagine Osomatsu-san dubbed in your country’s language

How would that turn out