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[mystery-of-arkham-asylum]

Why did the author kill you off?

Plot Twist: You Didn't Die

Maybe the story starts with the hero finding out you died, or maybe you're dragged off screen just before a gunshot. Or, possibly, you suffer a wound that no mortal could possibly survive. Then, in the hero's most desperate hour (or just in time for sequel bait), you'll reappear to save the day. Something makes you stronger than most, or perhaps there was simply a grand, miserable sort of miscommunication regarding your status. Nonetheless, just about everyone will be happy to see you, and more than happy to hear the story of how you survived. Just hope that the author won't make a habit of this- otherwise no one will know what to do when you die for real.

Stumbled across this one.

Tagging : @oswald-pengu1n-cobblepot @fluffytimearts @mashedpotatosinacup and anyone who would like to take part.

[masquenoire]

[Surprise headcanon meme for Roman.

In an AU... If Roman was ever on Come Dine With Me. He'd judge other people's dishes SO HARD because he is such a prissy rich boy. If he can cook, he'd make everything from scratch and it'd be the finest, fanciest meal anyone ever had. If he can't cook, he'd have a chef do it. Either way, everyone hates him cause he's such a snob when it comes to food and will make it known to the whole table. If he can't cook and has a chef make it, that's just an added bonus on the hate train for the other contestants.]

Accepted! In a normal AU where he’s not a crime lord and just a cooking contestant... his episodes would easily be the most notorious throughout the entire series. Roman Sionis would be infamous for his attitude, a prissy rich boy who is all about cooking authentic, traditional™ meals and would not shy away from verbally eviscerating other people’s dishes. Did they put cream in the fucking carbonara? REAL Italians wouldn’t be caught dead dishonouring one of their classic dishes like that. What’s that, they couldn’t be bothered making their own broth from scratch? Figures with how sloppily they dress, clearly they’re too lazy to put in any effort whatsoever. 0/10 from him. Even one point is too generous for what he had to put up with. Other contestants and viewers would loathe Roman, especially if he’s hypocritical about great cooking and has the audacity to hire a chef to make all his dishes for him. By far one of their most controversial casting choices, similar to Salvo.

[gothams-white-knight]

[Oswald is 5 foot, 2 inches. So there's always gonna be a big height difference LMAO!]

(Send me your muse's height and I'll compare it to my own with this site!)

And now I can't stop thinking about Harvey towering over Oswald.

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Kevin. Smash or Pass on Oswald Cobblepot?

"Hmmm... I mean, Smash? He's a bit short for my type but he's got money, I could be a sugar baby."

@oswald-pengu1n-cobblepot

[ratwhsprs]

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

Random Headcanons || Accepting!

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?

Though Otis does his best to speak clearly to make up for the presence of his mask, his voice can be a bit scratchy towards the end of the night thanks to the dry tank air. Even if his voice gets like that, he can still be quite animated if you get him started on the right subject.

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

A lot of people look at Otis and don't expect his handwriting to be what it is, a low scrawling half-cursive that can look pretty nice if he's not rushing over the page. 

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

He likes listening to it, but not being out in it, especially storms.

[kira--romanova]

<@oswald-pengu1n-cobblepot liked for a dc verse starter>

"I have been chasing those fuckers for months. Fucking rats." Kira yelled, her voice echoing like subdued thunder between the walls.

"Anyway..." the redhead continued to speak, not paying any mind to the person sitting across from her. She took a deep breath and continued to speak "So, you're gonna have to wait a bit longer. A week or so." Kira said, standing up. "I have it under control. They just keep dissappearing under my nose, it's like someone's tipping them off. I'd recommend looking for moles im your company." she twirled the cigarette between her fingers before finally putting it out in the ashtray.

[grace-of-gotham]

★?

Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse | @oswald-pengu1n-cobblepot

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

[dimxnd-assistant]

@oswald-pengu1n-cobblepot

It was another rainy night in Gotham. A night that would make Oswald Cobblepot laugh as everyone that made fun of him for carrying g an umbrella was now doing the same.

But a woman in a designer white coat and a familiar black umbrella were walking to the neon entrance of the Iceberg Lounge.

She had no appointment or warning she was coming. But she was let in without haste or trouble. Few had this power. So what was Monica, the Two of Diamonds, doing at the Iceberg on this rainy night?

[chiropterx]

I see. [if you're still accepting..]

Send me “I see” and I’ll tell you how my character perceives yours

Oswald Cobblepot was an intimidating man. In another life, Kirk would have been happy to have remained ignored, to stay in his own little world of bats, long nights studying blood under the microscope and analyzing pages of complicated data in his mission to cultivate the perfect cure for deafness. That was until a letter had been addressed to him one day, along with a complimentary dinner delivered straight from the Iceberg Lounge. Kirk kept his own company these days but even he wasn't completely ignorant as to the going on behind Gotham's scenes. The Penguin was a dangerous man despite his unassuming appearance, his small stature the perfect disguise as to just how much power he wielded in this city. Cobblepot was an old name, present ever since the first stones jad been laid in this city and it was no surprise the man held such sway, and as to why he'd contacted a man with whom he had no dealings with before... A cold bead of sweat rolls down the back of his neck. Cobblepot must have found out about the research Kirk had been developing, had been hoping to turn into a cure instead of a weapon- "He scares me, Mr. Cobblepot does. I'm not afraid of what he'll do to me, rather I'm afraid of what'll happen if he gets what he wants. He doesn't understand how dangerous the serum is, that there's still work to be done on it..." Kirk's voice is a shaky whisper as he looks down at his hands. In his quest to create something special to help people, he had inadvertedly created something terrible that powerful men wanted for their own ends and if Cobblepot was anything like the rumors he'd heard, the man would stop at nothing to get his hands on the formula. He dreaded the day there would come a knock on his door, and he suspected that day would come all too soon.

He has not met this man yet but Man-Bat feels something when he stares at the newspaper flapping in the breeze, beadly eyes fixated on the pages within. Words he does not care to understand are ignored in favour of the photo of a man dressed in fine clothing, and it's with a sense of rage that the immense chiropteran hisses, fur bristling along the nape of his powerful neck. Bite... he wanted to bite this man. Why, Man-Bat did not know but looking at the picture brought about an uneasy feeling somehow, a feeling reminiscent of fear which does cause him to lash out. Striking the fluttering pages with his claws, it's quickly reduced to ribbons, causing a sense of relief to come over him now that the pages have been scattered to the winds.

[dimxndsareforever]

Smash or Pass?

"Oh Oswald! Now I too am curious if we would... 'smash' was it?" She chuckled.

"You are a man of power and wealth and fine taste. My three favorite things in a partner. So if I were to appear in your bed.... What would be in it for me, Ozzy? What does Marsha, Queen of Diamonds, get out of this passionate night?"

[puzzlies]

Give us some more creativity. What else besides blenders and saws do you have?

I never said I am in possession of any of these.

[mystery-of-arkham-asylum]

Morality Alignment

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Tagging: @fluffytimearts @mashedpotatosinacup @tigerbluethunder @beautifulunknowntrash @3n-19-m4 And all who wish to take part.

[masquenoire]

Your turn. Smash or Pass?

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃  "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑    𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓    𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 .

Roman laughed again but this time it was unpleasant, dark eyes rolling in their malicious sockets before blowing a lungful of smoke straight into the older man’s face. ”Hard pass, Cobblepot. I don’t think I’ll ever be desperate enough to call YOU up as a sugar daddy. You’ve got money, I’ll give you that but everything else? The only smashing that’ll be going down is when I kick you out of the front entrance of the Iceberg Lounge and make it mine.” Or smashing that stupid umbrella over that hook-nosed head of his. Roman wasn’t fussed either way, just so long as he pissed off the squawker while doing so. He couldn’t wait for the day, albeit he knew he’d be waiting a good while. Penguin wasn’t stupid despite his looks and was every bit as bloodthirsty and ruthless as Roman himself.

[gothams-white-knight]

✿?

(Pre-Established Relationship Meme)

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

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🥺?

Send a 🥺 and I will write one thing I like about you/your writing/your blog!

new friendo!!! wonderful friendo!!!

You write the Penguin so damn well. And what we're plotting in discord is so fun! You're a delight and so much fun to chat with <3 <3 <3 to all the interactions!

[oculusxcaro]

🍉 - What is something they have done that they feel the most guilt over? How do they handle this guilt?  Does the guilt ever get resolved?

Random Headcanons

There is one other thing that Khare feels like absolute shit about and that's not contacting her family as soon as she was able to, if only to let them know she's still alive. She'd been missing for months after all so naturally her family back home would be worried out of their minds, right? Only... the thought of hearing their voices after so long, to tell them she's okay when she's very much not okay is just too painful to bear. Khare often looks at phones and debates ringing them every time, perhaps even sending them a letter but she fears those at the facility finding out somehow, maybe even going overseas to bring trouble their way. Khare had her passport on her when she was abducted, which would no doubt provide valuable information leading them right to her family which would only be another way for her captors to find her. If her family doesn't know she's alive and haven't heard from her, they can't possibly be targeted, right? It's safer for everybody both that way, the only way she's able to protect them from her situation. She's not sure how they'd react if they knew she was alive, if they'd actually go as far as coming to America to get her which would only put them in even more danger. Better for everyone involved she just... waits a little longer, to make sure things have quietened down enough while she finds a way to purchase a ride back to Britain without getting arrested or uncovered as the monster she's become. Her resolve wavers every time she looks at her phone, knowing her loved ones are just a few buttons away if only she had the nerve to call them.