#p!dreamxd x you

[sunflowerdaisybee]

Helloo<3

Could you do something with Macaw!Hybrid Male!reader × DreamXD? They are alot like Philza where they have a group of tropical birds that follow and talk to them , reader has really big and beautiful wings and one day , they were hanging from a tree , all the colourful birds in the tree's and they hung upside down , face to face with XD , turns out XD hadn't a clue what a macaw was , he was asking questions about you spesifically alot. Idk , just a small thing with colour bc he has not a clue what colour is.

So I did do a small bit of research on macaws because I wanted to be accurate but if anything is wrong then please correct me ;v;

Pairing: (P! or R!)DreamXD X Reader

Pronouns: none used but male intended

[A/n]: requests are open :]

Your wings flapped about in delight, your laughter floating through the trees around you as you, and your little birdlings, laughed and squawked in delight. 

“That was a good one, everyone take notes from him, he’s got good jokes.” You complimented the small bird beside you, watching as the others all began to think, trying to conjure up their best joke.

“Ah, what a beautiful day.” Hooking your legs around the branch and closing your eyes, you allowed yourself to fall back, hanging upside-down as your smaller friends began to chitter amongst themselves.

“Run!” A panicked squawk came from one of the macaws beside you, the rest flapping their wings and flying off in panic. This startled you, causing your eyes to fly open as you attempted to pull yourself up, only to ram your head into something hard.

“Ow, what the?” Still upside-down, you peeled open your eyes, staring right into the face, or rather mask, of the hard thing you just crashed into.

“Oh, uh I’m sorry.” Moving around him, you pulled yourself back into a sitting position, turning to face the strange man. It was then you noticed his wings, similar in shape and size to yours, but fully white rather than the colorful array that yours was.

“What are you?”

“Huh?” His question confused you, wasn’t it obvious what you were?

“You have wings with more colors than an average bird, yet this does not seem to be for camouflage purposes.”

“Oh well, macaw aren’t typically native to this area so I suppose I do stand out quite a bit.”

“Macaw?”

“Yes, a species of bird. What species are you?”

“I am a God.” You looked confused at the man before you, furrowing your brows before shaking your head.

“Ah, whatever. Would you like to learn more about macaws?” The man nodded, watching as you hopped down from the tree before taking a seat on the ground, motioning for him to join you.

As he sat down across from you, you began to go into detail about macaws, covering almost everything from diet to average wingspan.

“So you don’t eat any meat?” 

“Macaw birds don’t eat meat, as a human I technically could but I much prefer the fruits and seeds that my nonhybrid counterparts prefer.” DreamXD nodded, taking in all the information you had told him.

“Why are your wings those colors?”

“Oh, it’s a type of trick strategy to keep safe from predators. Since macaw are flock birds, meaning we travel and live in groups, we use the bright colors to disrupt the shape of our bodies and confuse predators. It’s called disruptive coloration!” DreamXD nodded, looking from you to the small birds gathered around you. They had returned earlier when they realized that they were in fact, not in danger after all.

“Are those your pets?” He motioned to the small birds that surrounded you, some of which seemed to hop about in an aggravated manner after hearing his question.

“Not pets, but rather friends and family. As the saying goes, birds of a feather, stick together.” A few birds squawked and laughed at your play on words, though DreamXD didn’t seem to get it.

“Do you have any other questions?”

“No, goodbye now.” DreamXD stood up before vanishing, his presence blinking out of existence right in front of you.

“Well, he was certainly odd. What species of bird do you think he was?” You turned to look at the array of colors bouncing around you.

“I’m not sure but he’s certainly weird, I say next time we fight him.”

“No, let’s not fight him, I’d prefer to not make any enemies.”

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[huneekrispee]

To be a God

Pairing: p! DreamXD x child! Reader

Pronouns: They/Them

Summary: After seeing his mortal counterpart fail to run his own server properly, leading to his people rebelling and throwing him in jail, DreamXD sends his child to the Dream SMP to tell everyone a very important message.

Warnings: platonic, -tiny mention of: blood, fire, explosions-, XD is (Y/N)'s father, XD also has 4 arms, (Y/N) is a demigod, (Y/N) wears jewelry, Spoilers for the prison arc, cursing.

Requested? No.

Word Count: 2004

A/N: Because my god complex (/lh) decided to act up today, have this :) I hope you have a good day/afternoon/night and stay hydrated!! Happy reading ^_^ -Hunee <3

The realm of the Gods was nothing short of beautiful. With each God being given their own realm they can bend and shape to their own will as they please, living in a God's realm truly was the highest of privileges for any mortal.

For the god of chaos and destruction, DreamXD's realm was strangely calming.

With the bright sky shifting into a gorgeous navy blue littered with stars each night, it was always a joy to live in his realm.

If it was just XD inhabiting his realm, then he could care less about how it looks. However, with the addition of his child living in his realm with him, he made his realm fit for a child to live in.

The child in question? (Y/N) XD, a demigod following in their father's footsteps to become a god of chaos.

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Biologically, the two weren't related.

When (Y/N) was a baby, XD was worshipped across all of the realms. Villages and towns prayed to the god of destruction, offering him lavish gifts in exchange for chaos to leave them alone.

It was around one hundred years ago. XD had been summoned to a village through a proper ritual. When the god examined the situation before him, he had noticed that on a pedestal in front of him, like an altar, was a baby.

It was swaddled in green cloth, but it didn't cry out like most babies did. All it did was whimper, confused and scared.

Behind his mask, XD stared at the child.

He then looked around at the villagers around in the room. The cleric came forward, bowing down on one knee as he spoke up.

"The God of destruction and chaos, DreamXD. We offer you the firstborn of the fairest maiden of the village. Please protect us and-"

"What is the meaning of this?"

The cleric's eyes widened. His purple robes swished as he knelt down further. Squeezing his eyes shut, he gulped, feeling a bead of sweat run down the side of his head.

Stammering, the villager standing behind the cleric responded, "My God, we beg of you to spill the blood of the fairest's firstborn. We believe that doing so will help you protect us-"

The god clad in green stepped forward towards the altar, looking down upon the child who was staring back up at him. Reaching two ring-clad hands out, he picked up the child.

Turning around, facing his back to the villagers in the room, XD stretches out another hand towards the child. Their eyes looked curiously at his index finger full of golden rings, moving both of their tiny hands to curl onto the finger, holding it in their grasp.

They cooed as they saw the emerald on one of the rings sparkle in the light. Noticing the child's amazement, XD smiled, lost in his own world with the child that was meant to be killed in his name.

"You are a curious one. Truly an adorable child."

Hearing his statement, the villagers proceeded to internally panic. This was not going according to plan.

"How could you want to kill such an innocent child? In the name of protection? Cowards."

XD turned back around to face the growing crowd in the village. Stretching his last hand out, he snapped his fingers at the cleric. In an instant, the cleric was lit on fire, the green flames spreading across his robes and skin, burning it.

The lime green fire quickly slicked around the room, consuming the remaining villagers in the area.

Snapping his fingers once again, the hiss of TNT echoed throughout the village. Being set off from the flames consuming the entire village, explosions surrounded the area, blowing up the village who asked for his protection.

He looked down at the baby in two of his arms, bringing the third one up to stroke their head, watching as a small smile appeared on the baby's face as they watched the chaos unfold, turning to look up at their new father.

Looking at their doe orbs, the fire reflecting off their eyes, XD knew this child would go far.

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XD had decided to raise the child, naming them (Y/N) XD.

When (Y/N) was five years old, XD decided to make his child a demigod, raising them up to their true potential to be a god when they're older.

(Y/N) had decided that they wanted to become a god of chaos like their father, following in his footsteps.

Despite meeting many other gods, none of them stood out to (Y/N) quite like Philza and his wife Kristin, 'Lady death' as they called her.

XD had taken his child with them one time when he needed to meet with the couple on an urgent matter.

(Y/N) had held onto his hand, eyes widening at the sight of Philza's wings.

"Pretty."

That was the only word (Y/N) could day when they saw the wings. Letting go of her father's hand as he went to talk to lady death, (Y/N) quickly reached into her endless inventory, pulling out a stack of diamond blocks.

Phil's eyes widened at the sight of the expensive blocks, turning to XD as the young child shoved the stack of blocks in his hands.

"Um.. DreamXD?"

Safe to say, you were grounded from using creative mode for a few weeks.

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Back in XD's realm, he stands near the window in the mansion of his realm. Staring out into the garden outside as he fiddled with the end of his green sleeve. He called out for his child.

"(Y/N)!"

In a flash of green light behind him, said child, who was now a teenager, despite being nearly one hundred years old in god years, appeared.

Their lavish green robes swayed as they walked towards their father. Golden jewelry clanging together.

"Father, you asked for me?"

XD turned to look at his child, smiling at them.

"My dear child."

He stretched open his four arms for a hug, smile growing wider as (Y/N) hugged him. He wrapped all his arms around them. After pulling away, he continued to smile at them.

"I have a job for you."

"Hmm? Yes, what is it? Is it blowing up a rebellious village? Or committing some arson? How about it?"

DreamXD sighed, staring at his child's interested face, eyes glimmering in excitement at the thought of chaos.

"As much as I'd love to let you do that, that's not what I wanted you to do today. You see, this is an important message I have for one of the lower realms."

(Y/N) quirked an eyebrow at their father's statement, the left side of their lips pulling up into a smirk. Moving to lean against the side of the window, they crossed their arms, staring at XD through their mask.

"Oh?"

XD smirked. "You remember my mortal counterpart, Dream?"

Moving their head to the side, (Y/N) looked out the window, noticing a bird hand on top of the fountain in the center of the garden.

"Yeah, I do. He was a pretentious prick the last time I met him. What about him?"

(Y/N) watched as the bird proceeded to peck its head downwards into the water, hopping along with a few steps before flying away.

"You remember how I gave him the right to have his own server - to run his own SMP?"

The demigod furrowed their eyebrows, eyes quickly moving to look at their father.

"So? He's off playing God, what does that have to do with us?"

His smirk grew wider, a dark deep chuckle escaping from his mouth.

"Well... Let's just say, the God himself has fallen from his pedestal, pushed off by his own people nonetheless."

(Y/N) instantly stifles a laugh, moving a ring-covered hand to cover their mouth, ineffectively hiding their giggles. They eventually lost the resolve to hide their expression of humour, laughing fully out loud.

Their laughs echoed throughout the gigantic mansion. Holding onto their stomach, (Y/N) continued to laugh maniacally, their father eventually joining them.

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh my- How the mighty fall."

As (Y/N) finished laughing, they sighed.

"Alright, father. What do I need to do?"

Sighing, XD moved his hands behind his back, getting down to business.

"Go tell him that he blew his chance and that I'm very disappointed in him. Then I want you to gather the people of his SMP and tell them this message."

He leaned forward to whisper the message in their ear. (Y/N)'s grin widening as they heard of their father's message for the people of the Dream SMP.

They gasped. "Really?"

"Yes, really. Now go, my child. I love you."

Nearing the door of the mansion, (Y/N) called back to her father.

"I love you too father, I can't wait to laugh at that green bastard."

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As the dark purple walls of the obsidian box encaging the smiley-faced man glowed from the reflection of the lava, Dream sat in the middle of the prison. His scarred fingers fidgeted with the golden clock in his hands, watching as the time slowly ticked by on the clock.

Sighing, he swung his arm back, fingers letting go of the clock as he threw it into the lava.

Now bored, Dream called out for the only other human in the prison.

"Sam!"

Nothing, just like always.

"Sam! I need a new clock!"

Again, silence.

"SA-"

"Do you know how disappointed father is?"

Dream felt his eyes go wide. His head turned back to stare at his immortal counterpart's child.

The demigod leaned against the wall of the obsidian box, smirking down at Dream.

"H-how did you get in here?"

"Doesn't matter." They spat.

"What matters is that father is extremely disappointed in you, and he wants you to know it. He says that you've blown your last chance."

Dream gulped, staring at the soulless XD painted on (Y/N)'s mask.

"You promised him that you would keep your subjects in line, making sure no would rise above you."

(Y/N)'s eyes glazed over in disgust at the thought, mouth turning into a scowl.

"Yet here you are. Stuck in prison. Like a piece of filth that fell from the morals of the gods. Like Icarus, you flew too close to the sun, Dream. Father tried to warn you, yet you didn't listen."

(Y/N)'s fingers moved to fiddle with the necklace on their neck. The emerald shining in the light of the lava.

"Since you can't run your own server and keep everyone in line, since... y'know, you're currently locked away..."

Dream gulped again. His eyes narrowed into a glare at the demigod.

"What are you saying?"

A grin made its way onto their face, teeth shining in the darkness as they laughed at the green man.

"Father has given me the privilege of owning your SMP, until you can prove your worth."

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After confronting Dream with the news, (Y/N) teleported out of the prison. Skipping along the path of the Dream SMP.

Their majestic green robes swished as they skipped along the path. Emerald earring swinging. Multiple rings on each finger, expensive bracelets and bangles jingling as they hit each other. Their emerald necklace bounced against their chest, swinging from side to side. Jewelry chiming together.

They were truly on their way to becoming a god.

Along the path, Tommy is sorting out his house. He turns around hearing the sound of jewelry clanging against each other.

"Hi!"

Tommy screams, scrambling back and pointing a finger at the mysterious figure clad in green robes, eyes wide.

"W-WHO ARE YOU?!"

They tilted their head, pointing a ring clad finger at themselves.

"Me?"

Moving their mask to position it higher, the lower part of their face now visible to the boy.

With a Cheshire grin on their face, they answered his question.

"My name is Y/N XD, and I'm the new owner of the Dream SMP."

[chippedaxe]

𝒻𝑜𝓇𝒷𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝒻𝓇𝓊𝒾𝓉

┌─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.☪ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐

Warning(s): NSFW! Minors dni, coarse language, praising, virginity, crying, size kink, I didn't edit this.

Pairing: c!Dream XD x Reader

Synopsis: You two are forbidden lovers, A god can not be with a human. You give the god your virginity (the purest thing you can offer) in order to lose your mortality.

Pronouns: AFAB they/them

Word count: 1.5K

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Your hands were soft and your skin was thin, this was another small reminder to the god that you are indeed a human and you (like any other human) are weak. "My dear, are you sure you do not require netherite armor? Your fingers are starting to bruise.." The god pondered with concern.

"My fingers aren't bruising, they're just turning slightly red from the cold. I'll be fine, stop worrying so much, it's not like I'm going to die out of nowhere" You shrugged it off and got back to picking at the grass "Why do you harm earth like that?" DreamXD flew beside you, his head rotating to look down on you.

"It'll grow back" you respond nonchalantly "That's not the point, why're you pulling it out?" DreamXD reminded you of a curious bird, "I guess I just like the feeling of ripping it out? I don't know, it's just a habit I picked up" You answered "You should stop or else the grass will start picking at you" The god poked at you jokingly "hey! Watch your hands" you pushed him away playfully.

DreamXD fell back into the grass and laughed "hah! You're my favorite little human, I love you" DreamXD reached out to touch your hair "I love you too, my god" you kiss his hand as it caresses your face. "I wish we didn't have to move around so much, I really enjoy these moments we have together" you sighed "I want to give you the world, I really do but I'm not allowed to have such affiliations with humans" The god lowered his head and turned away sadly.

"Then I wish I wasn't human, I'd be a stinking chicken if it allowed me to see you more, my love" you spoke your heart out as you were basically begging the god not to leave you alone "That's not how the world works, my dear. You can't just suddenly go changing what you are" DreamXD touched your face with his large hand "Why not? Why can't you grant me this one wish? You're meant to be a god, please do this for us!" You pleaded.

"I would get in a lot of trouble for doing such a thing to a human like you, why couldn't you of fallen for my human counterpart, my dear? Why'd you have to make this so hard on us?" DreamXD pouted "He's different, he's not like you" you quickly spat back out "you said you'd give the world for me!" you exclaimed "so- give me immortality! make me like you- what do I have to do??" You were trying so hard.

"I think.." DreamXD began to speak as he thought to himself, his wings lifted to scratch his head gently "yes.. That might work.." His glowing eyes glanced up to meet yours "I think if you give me something, I'll be able to turn you into some kind of higher being. I'm not sure what you'll be if you turn out to be a god or just some weird demi-god.."

You smiled and wrapped your arms around him happily, you would give your god anything to be with him "Anything! What do you need, my soul?" you were so eager and precious "You're so pure darling~ But no.. I need something very important" DreamXD lifted your chin with his slender fingers and he leaned in to kiss you.

"Y/n, I need to take your virginity" your face went red as the god explained what he needed from you "It's one of the most purest things you can offer to a god which makes it so valuable, with your gift I will be able to bestow upon you an amazing blessing.." He held you in his many pairs of arms, you were so tiny and small compared to him.

"Anything for you.." You whispered to him, your hands wrapping around his neck.

DreamXD's hands moved under your shirt to touch your skin, he hummed in some sort of delight when he felt your warm chest "you feel so warm~" he smiled "DreamXD-" you breathed out his name as he was slowly touching and praising you. "S-Shouldn't I be worshiping you instead?" you gulped "No, don't worry about pleasing me, dear" he kissed your forehead and continued his actions.

The God had another set of his arms grasp onto your legs, his hands traveling upwards to grab onto the soft flesh of your thighs "ah!" you gasped meekly when his fingertips dug in gently. His other hands feeling up your chest and his fingers dancing along your back, trailing up your spine.

You sheepishly moved your arms from the god to unbutton your shirt, your chest now revealed to the god. DreamXD licked his lips before leaning in and peppering kisses across your collarbone and neck, his hands not leaving your soft mounds of skin. "DreamXD- you're so amazing.." you mumbled quietly.

"you're so soft and perfect, I couldn't want any other creature but you.." DreamXD closed his eyes and inhaled your scent. Your hands moved to start taking off your bottoms, your underwear sliding down with them "you're such a good human for presenting yourself to your god without him having to ask~"

DreamXD wasted no more time and his hand found its way to your clit, his thumb brushing over it gently which made you yelp "ah!" you jumped from the sudden pleasure. The God took notice of this and used one set of his arms to hold you down, another hand using its fingers to stretch you open.

You squealed and tried to move away "is this too much for you? We can always try another time" DreamXD offered to stop "No- No- please don't stop! I just.. I've never really put anything inside before" you admitted embarrassedly "I'll go a bit slower for you then, my dear" The god continued but slowly this time, one of his fingers curling up inside of you.

"I fear you're not going to be able to fit on my cock, you're so small compared to me and you're barely taking my fingers" You whined as you heard him say that, you wanted needed him to fuck you and take your virginity. "Please try!" You exclaimed while trying to fuck yourself on his fingers to make a point that maybe you would be able to take his big length.

"Y- you're a god.. Can't you do anything to help?" you asked "I can't exploit my powers for things like this" DreamXD crossed his arms, you huffed "p- please try to fuck me now, please" You pleaded "I worry I'll hurt you" DreamXD was hesitant "then I'll do it" you stood up in his lap.

You leaned forward and moved his cloak out of the way, your hands working the zipper down to let his cock spring out. Your eyes went wide as you saw how big he was down there, he was right! How in the fuck could you fit this inside?? You gulped nervously and slowly got on top of him, his rod sliding in painfully slow.

You didn't expect him to be able to bottom out but he finally did, his whole thing was now inside of you and you were on the verge of tears. "I can see that you're in pain, let's just stop, we can try another day" DreamXD wiped your tears away "It's fine- this is a normal thing, it's normal to hurt.. Let's just wait it out for a bit please" DreamXD listened to you and waited for you to get adjusted.

You tried to move while on his cock but it seemed close to impossible with how much he had you filled up "um.. could you please- f- fuck me?" You laughed awkwardly, you wanted to desperately take control and fuck yourself on him but you literally couldn't! "Anything for you my dear" The God moved so he was now thrusting into you gently.

You whined and squealed in pleasure "Ah! W0 Woah!" You squirmed in his touch, his hands were on your hips to keep you steady as he kept fucking into your cunny. "It feels so good, thank you so much for your perfect offering.. Your body is the most perfect temple that I've ever been in" DreamXD kissed you passionately as he kept going.

His hips shuddered against yours, his eyes dimming for just a moment as he was fucking you "ah.. So good, please cum for me.." DreamXD wrapped a pair of hands around your waist and another pair was playing with your tits, "I- I feel weird!" you told the godly man "that's good, release that pressure you have building up" DreamXD went faster as he was close.

You covered your mouth as your back arched, your legs were shaking so much as your pussy spasmed around his cock and you came. "FUCK" DreamXD cursed out as he came right after you, coating your insides with some kind of godlike sperm. "C- Can we be together forever now.. Please?" you huffed out on the ground as you tried to catch your breath "Forever and ever my dear, you're my god" he then gave you one final kiss as you drifted into sleep.

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A/n: This is kinda my first post on here so sorry if it's bad 😢 It's also been a while since I wrote fanfiction and tbh I'm a bit intimidated??? Anyways thank u sm for reading !!

[viseralantlers]

chrysanthemums (c!dreamXD x reader)

request: “are you afraid to die?” had first person reply pick DreamXD !

warnings: blood, character death

note: enjoy ! testing out what will get more notes long or short form ;p

“Are you afraid to die?” the question had no justification. Maybe he just wanted to understand what made you tick, made all of these people tick. Why they waged fruitless wars and maintained fickle relationships. Were their own advances to guarantee a greater chance of survival or just out of peer curiosity in a deity that they couldn’t possibly understand.

“Isn’t everyone?” they looked up at him then quickly shook their head with a small smile “I guess you aren’t, how can you describe death to someone who has no idea what it could possibly mean.” They absently stretched their arm up towards the sky, spread fingers blocking the harsh sunlight from their squinting eyes. 

“I’ve seen death, my dear” y/n burst out in a small fit of laughter. He didn’t understand how you could laugh at the idea of unmoving corpses, of pain printed into a soul forever still.

“Death is not just that, not just an untimely end. It’s a drive, a fear, a rebirth, and yes, of course, it’s eventually an end, but it’s so much more.” they once again craned their neck to look up at his stoic mask “You can’t understand it just by observing.”

“And have you died, dove?” three lives, a staple rule of the realm, numbers that became ingrained into each person. Where someone with their whole lives ahead of them was reckless and a boy who grew up far too fast must watch his feet for untied shoelaces. 

“I have, I only have one life left X, I guess I just assumed you knew.” maybe he understood parts of death then. The fear associated with oblivion and the loss of a beating heart he didn’t possess. “No need to worry though, I’ve got you! And besides, I have no intention of dying before I can get you to take off that silly mask of yours.” y/n’s voice drifted off then, taken by the sweet summer wind. Taken away by the world that seemed set on hurting those that inhabited it. When death knocked again it would come as a metallic ring. 

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There were flowers that sprouted like weeds, but no one wanted to call them that for their frail beauty out shown their annoyance. Their fragile petals being taken away when a simple gust of wind picked up. They seemed to swarm Schlatt’s grave and it’s only when DreamXD thought about why did he understand. Know why they all wilted and died once he had pulled Wilbur from the dead. They had symbolized death, and they appeared in the worst place. 

“Did you plant these?” he couldn’t control the way his voice spilled into static, a rumbling of thunder as the words fell like scattered lightning across an open field. 

“No? Aren’t these the same ones around L’manberg?” X scowled as he began to pick the dainty blooms that had barley had time to mature. Some not even progressing past a mere green bud. Y/n watched with confusion as they burned to ash in his gloved hands. 

“Don’t let those grow outside your house, they are a weed, my dove, unseemly.” his voice simmered down from the gruff static returning to the metallic voice that slightly resembled Dream’s. He didn’t want to believe what the world was telling him, that death was close, breathing down his angel’s back. Everyday this looming shadow grew closer and when death finally opened the door he still wasn’t ready, not after months of persistent knocking.

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Chrysanthemum petals were littered in their hair that spread out upon the dry grass. Wildflowers peaked through where their body did not press down upon the ground, sneaking out between their spread fingers and kissing their paled cheeks. Scarlet was such an unforgiving color, one that reflected the world as a dark mirror spread across the ground. X wasn’t surprised, couldn’t be, wouldn’t be. Was this attachment a weakness, a tie the world must sever, a red string now frayed and burned. 

“y/n?” his voice was unrecognizable, so far from the human he wanted to present as to give them comfort. He only need revive the fragile flower, but how many times will they be swallowed whole again before they are nothing but a vessel. The arrow that had torn through their heart stared through him then. How many favors was he granted, even as a god?

[accio-slytherout]

Mischief Managed

Concept by @helliontherapscallion

Pairings: p!sbi x reader, p!dreamXD x reader, c!Philza x reader (could be taken as platonic/romantic)

characters: TommyInnit, Ph1lza Minecraft, Wilbur, Technoblade, Captain Puffy

mentioned characters: Fundy

Warnings: Fighting, blood, swearing, pranks, trickery (?), shouting (tell me if I missed anything!)

in game dsmp!au

summary: Reader is the god of mischief and trickery. After catching up with their old friend and his family, they got into a fight with the god of the server, dreamXD.

Not proofread

note: reader does not act like peeves! sorry in advance! i really liked this concept, i just had to write it. i put more effort into this than i did on my social studies essay. was fun to write :D straying from canon lore! I was not sure how to write dreamXD's text, so i wrote it in normal text! i am not very good and pranking, and not that creative or smart on those kind of things, so I will not really specify what is going on in the pranking.

flachbacks in italic

masterpost

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(Y/N) was just skipping around the forest, looking for flowers to make some dye when they stumbled upon a boy that was picking some red flowers.

"WHAT THE F*CK" he shouted with a strong British accent. "Who the f*ck are you?" he continued. "Well who are you child?" they retorted.

"WHAT THE- IM NOT- THE FU- IM NOT A F*CKING CHILD IM A BIG MAN" the 'Big Man' as he called himself retorted, stumbling over his words. He heard a very mischievous laughter come out of the random person he stumbled upon, and he chose to put up the angriest face he could and crossed his arms.

"The name's (Y/N). How about you, big man?" they finally replied with a slight mocking tone. "Tommy. What are you doing here? I've never seen you around before." answered Tommy.

"I'm looking for some dye, so I can dye Fundy's fur" they replied, rather mischievously? Well, point is, Tommy's eyes lit up at the mention of pranking the fox. "Could I maybe help you?" he replied with an equally mischievous tone.

Thats how a friendhip started. They caused pure havoc around the server. Pranking the first person they thought of. They were laughing their butts off on the bench.

"TOMMYINNIT YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Panic rose in their chests as they slowly swallowed and turned around. There stood Captain Puffy looking very angry... with bright pink covering her entire body. They tried their best to hold in their laughter, as she did not look very intimidating.

Yet, Tommy could not help but to start laughing loudly. That pushed (Y/N) over the edge and started laughing hysterically, and they swore they saw Puffy crack a smile at the sight.

"Im- sor- sorry-" he said inbetween his laughter. They both tried their best to stop laughing, and after a while, they did.

Puffy let out a sigh, and said "Tommy, I will get you back. I am warning you." with a glint of amusement in her eyes. Tommy seemed to have sobered up at the thought and looked scared. Puffy left with a wave and headed to her home to probably clean up.

"That was funny though." he said out of the blue. That started another round of laughter to go throught them.

"Say, (Y/N), how old are you?" Tommy asked after they have both calmed down. "I'm the god of mischief and trickery. I'm and immortal being. I am centuries old, kid." they answered.

"Really? That's quite pog! Did you know my father is also immortal? You might know him, name's Philza, Angel of Death. Does that ring a bell?" he rambled, ignoring the fact that they had just called him kid.

(Y/N) was ecstatic at the idea of being able to meet with their old friend again, but decided to say "HECK YEAH! I GET TO MESS WITH HIM AGAIN!" as to hide their feelings. They were the god of trickery after all. They had an image to uphold.

Tommy decided to go take them to Phil. Bad idea. As they reached the door of Phil's cottage, Tommy just burst into the house without knocking.

"Phil~ I'm baack~" Tommy called in a sing-song tone. Phil just said "Welcome back" in a monotone voice from the kitchen without looking.

As he was preparing supper, he heard Techno shout from the living room "TOMMY WHO ON EARTH IS THAT?!". Millions of thoughts start rushing through his head. Who could Tommy have brought with him? He ran out of the kitchen and went to see for himself who it was.

The scene in front of him just made him want to be buried 6 feet under the ground. There it was, His two oldest sons looking at the door from the bottom of the stairs and his youngest son, standing next to the person he hated the most. (Y/N).

They were walking through the forest. Phil felt something touch his shoulder. He turned around, raising his sword as he was startled. There they were, (Y/N), making the weirdest face possible.

"For f*ck's sake (Y/N)! stop it!". That only made them laugh more. "You should have seen your face!" they said inbetween laughter.

The man loathed them. He just wanted to leave them there, in the middle of nowhere, for this was not the only thing they have done in the past hour of adventuring. He, however decided to ignore them, for his heart could not bear the idea of leaving his companion alone.

"Long time no see, Philza." they said with a smirk. "Kill me already" he groaned. That was the only thing that came out of his mouth.

After Phil had supper with his family and the devil- sorry, unexpected guest, he went to clean up as his sons sat in the living room with (Y/N).

"So you're immortal?" said the oldest boy that they learnt was called Wilbur. They nodded as a reply, and he just said "Thats so cool!"

"I have read about you before, however, seeing you, I don't think the book described you correctly. Could you, possibly tell me more about your tricks and stuff?" Technoblade's monotone voice had a slight tone of curiosity and amusement while asking the question.

So they did. They told the boys about their stories. As they finished, they realised that Wilbur and Tommy had fallen asleep and Techno was half paying attention to them.

"You should go to sleep. Both of you. It's quite late already." A voice said behind her. "I'm a god, Phil. I don't need sleep." they retorted as they turned around, looking at the man.

"Suit yourself." he shrugged. He opened his mouth to tell his son to go to sleep, but he realised that his son, in fact was already asleep. He shook his head and got some blankets to lay above his sons. "I guess you can stay the night. It's late anyways" he spoke before (Y/N) could say anything and he left to go to his room. Huge mistake.

Philza minecraft was having a good sleep, when he heard a scream from the living room. He panicked, as his mind made up the worst scenarios possible. As he rushed downstairs, he saw Wilbur with bright pink hair, Tommy with a very bold red hair and hands, along with a half asleep Techno raising his sword.

Only then did he remember, that his least favourite person was at his house. Right as he thought about that, he heard giggling coming from the living room.

"(Y/N)!" he shouted along with Wilbur and Tommy. "Yes?" they batted their eyelashes innocently. Phil watched with amusement at the scene unfolding before him. Tommy and Wilbur shouting at (Y/N) and Techno lowering his sword and laying back down on the couch, sensing no danger.

"Boys, enough. (Y/N), will these dyes wash away?" he finally said in a stern tone that had a hint of amusedment in it. "Ofcourse father of minecraft. Run water through them and they will be gone" they said with such innocence that he would have believed it was not her had he not known it was their doing.

Wilbur and tommy quickly rushed to the bathroom to wash their hair out, and Phil swore the doors of the bathroom would fall off its hinges from the amount of force that was put into opening it.

"I must say, that was pretty funny, (N/N)." Phil said with amusement as he went to prepare some breakfast. (Y/N) smiled proudly from the compliment, as he was always telling her off after pranking.

Phil now remembers why he always asked them to accompany him on adventures. They were fun, and entertaining. Sometimes, they're even smart and helpful. The thought of his adventures with them brought a smile to his face.

A week in their visit, they heard a knock on the door. Phil, thinking it was just (Y/N), thought nothing of it. So he just calmly walks to the door and answers it. What he didn't expect however, was DreamXD at the door, floating in a menacing stance.

"You all give me your youngest son, or you all are dead. You have 24 hours. If you do not hive him by them, you are all dead." DreamXD said in a demonic sound.

As DreamXD turned around, Phil saw a cloud of something covering his sight, he felt... flour? he cleared the flour from his face and saw DreamXD covered in flour and (Y/N) on the roof looking rather sheepishly at DreamXD.

"Sorry, I thought you were Philza" they said sarcastically. "Not sorry, actually." they continued as they cracked an egg and poured it along with some sugar on to DreamXD's head.

DreamXD suddenly whips something out and slapped (Y/N) off the roof. As (Y/N) was used to falling from high places, they landed on the ground with nothing but a few scratches.

DreamXD stabs them with a sword, and blood splattered from their waist. (Y/N), being the god of mischief, had ofcourse had lots of experience on pranking, but wasnt strong. However, they are very witty, as they always find creative ways to prank people.

(Y/N) somehow found a way to make DreamXD retreat, but Phil could not see how. All he saw was smoke, DreamXD leaving and (Y/N) lying on the floor, with blood gushing out of their side making a puddle on the ground.

They let out a chuckle and turned to face Phil. "Your lives are safe, Phil. And what can I say? Mischief... managed." they trailed off as their eyes closed. Phil rushed to bandage them up and put them in a spare bedroom.

A week.

That was how long it was.

One singular week. Seven days. Yet it felt like seven years they had been unconscious. The house felt empty. No chaos. Everyone was worried about them.

Phil let out a sigh. He closed the door and sat down next to where (Y/N) was laying. He traced his index finger over the palm of their hand that he was holding, and whispered "I don't think you know this.. but you really are a great friend, (N/N). I love your personality.. Who am I kidding, I love you."

Phil then thought, they were unconcious. He let out a chuckle at the thought. "Look at me.. talking to someone unconscious." he said out loud, closing his eyes and resting his head on the palm of his hand that was propped up on the bed. Little did he know, they were fully awake, and pretending to be unconscious.

"Aww, thanks Phil. I love you too." he suddenly heard. He whipped his head around to their direction and saw that their head was turned to his direction. He hugged them, minding their injuries and whispered in their ear that he was thankful that they were fine over and over again.

Phil then felt their body shaking and heard gentle sobs coming out of them. He pulled away from the hug and cupped their face in his hands and wiped their tears away.

"What's wrong, (N/N)?" he calmly asked. They just cried more and gave him a hug. They told him that they have never felt accepted, and that the only person that has ever tolerated them was him. They told him that they were happy that he cared for them. They told him how much they cared for him and how great of a friend he was. They told him how much they loved him.

After their little heart to heart session, Phil went to go and prepare lunch for everyone in the house. He told the boys that (Y/N) was awake now. Everyone was glad and relieved that they were awake again. And (Y/N) was glad, that they now had a family that cared for them.

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⊹˚. ⌗ ˚ ⊹ request rules 「mcyt」

「🍚」 who

── what characters / content creators we’ll write for (these are subject to change at any time)

dream / dreamXD

georgenotfound

sapnap

karl jacobs

quackity

punz

jschlatt (c! only)

jack manifold

foolish

awesamdude

wilbur soot / ghostbur

technoblade (c! only)

tommyinnit (p! only)

tubbo (p! only)

ranboo (p! only)

nihachu

sylveey

tinakitten

captain puffy

boomerNA

「🐰」 what

── what genre’s we’ll write for

fluff

romantic

platonic (siblings, parents, friends, etc)

angst (happy ending or not)

age regression (SFW)

polyamorous relationships (c x r x c)

「🍶」 boundaries

── what we refuse to write (these are subject to change at any time)

we won’t write for minors romantically, it’s weird.

no nsfw

no super heavy topics (this one depends; ask before you request anything heavy)

「☁️」 notes

we do go to medical school, so please don’t rush us; writing fanfiction isn’t our number one priority.

if we don’t do your request, please don’t take it to heart. the reason we didn’t was either it broke a rule or we couldn’t think of anything for the prompt.

DON’T SPAM REQUEST OR SEND WHEN REQUESTS ARE CLOSED. the second one is forgivable and understandable, but if you spam us with your request everyday; we won’t write it.

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DreamXD x reader fluff Part.1

Nightmares

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Y/n: y/n used to be apart of the dream team she left to have so time for her self

Y/n POV: I was sitting on my couch reading a book and that is when I heard a knock at my door

Y/n opens her door to see dream

Y/n: oh hi dream what are you doing here

Dream : y/n it good to see you can we talk

Y/n : sure come in........ So what is it you need to talk to me about

Dream: why did you leave

Y/n: dream I'm really stress out I just need some time to my self without braking down ever dam week... So I'm sorry but

You said as she started to tear up

Y/n : i-i-i need time to my self

*Dream pulls you In to a tight hug*

Dream : it's ok your just stressed out I understand (nickname)

Y/n: you do

Dream: yes

You hug him tighter for confered you feel like you could just sleep in his arms....... And you did a few hours passed and you wakeup in bed

<In your dream>

Y/n: ...What happened

DX: your awake

Y/n: were am I

DX: ....

(Y/n: D-Dream!?)

you say in a sacred voice

DX: do I look like that pity fuck

He Grabs your wrist and pulls you up

Y/n: OW!

You try to snatch your hand way

you wake you shaking from the nightmare your heart beating out of you chested you have tears in you eyes  dream busted thow the boor looking at you with worry

Dream: y/n are you alright why are you crying

You look at him with tears in your eyes shaking Hiccuping trying to speak but can

*Dream pulls you in to a tight hug *

Dream : was it a nightmare again

Y/n : y-yes

Dream: this always happens it practically ever night  pls tell me what going on what is going

Dream: tell me what’s going on doll

Y/n : it’s nothing just a nightmares is all

Dream: y/n your waking up every night from nightmares I have counte-

Y/n: it was about XD

Dream was quiet but you can tell he feeling some sort of emotion angry maybe

Y/n: D-dream are you ok-

Dream got up from your bed side still quiet

Dream: I’m uh kill that pity bitch

Y/n: DREAM!? no pls

Dream steps out of your room you run after him scared and still shaking you grab dreams hand with tears in your eyes

Y/n: p-pls don’t l-leave me here I’m scared pls d-don’t

Dream stop in his tracks looking at you pulling his mask to the side of his face kiss your head

Dream: Come on doll let’s go back to sleep your tired

He picks you up and cares you to bed he holds you feel you eyes get heavy drifting off to sleep you feel dream tuck his face in you nape his hot breath making it Hurd to stay awake you black out to a endless sleep dream kisses your Neck and slips both of you to into the blankets

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Can I request some hc of everyone meeting DreamXD's child(reader)?

Reader isn't adopted, they're created by DreamXD. Like building a iron golem or a snow golem, XD created Reader with Ender Stone as body, pumpkin as head, and Ender Eye stuffed in the pumpkin, this is how reader born.

They don't looks a lot like XD, but they do dressed like XD and also have creative mode and op power.

XD raise reader in The End. As god-like creatures, this two don't need to speak or do anything to understand what's another thinking, so the reader is generally silence, they don't know how to speak any language.

One day XD finally decided to bring reader with him to the main world, this is the first time reader seeing blue sky, clouds, flowers, and creature that isn't Ender Dragon, Shulker or Enderman.

How would the people on the SMP react to their little god?

Hi I’m actually posting for once in the past like five days, I’m not dead /hj  Buts anyways here’s the post, I hope you like it because I have a ton of fun writing this one! /pos

Summary: You finally get to leave the End and see the Overworld

Pairing: P!DreamXD & Others X Reader (You are DreamXD’s child)

Pronouns: They/them

[A/n]: Requests are open, come on by <3

Being created as a totem-type creature, but with sentience, had its ups and downs. Your skin was rough like endstone, the material used to build your body. It also had a similar color, a soft yellowish with darker colored grooves as your veins. Your father had used a pumpkin for your head, with ender eyes for your eyes. Thankfully you had a proper head, and eyes like the ender pearls, but you often wore a pumpkin on your head anyways. It was a cute way to copy your father while also joking about your creation.

You don’t have wings like your father, but with the magic embedded in your every fiber, you were still able to float and fly about. And with the cute cape you wore, it matched the one your father wears, you were an adorable critter floating about the skies.

Life for you was different though. Your father raised you in the End, and neither of you spoke much, only chatting through a telepathic mind link. This led to you never speaking aloud and thus not verbally communicating at all.

Life in the End was boring, there weren’t many things to see or mobs to interact with, and while you could always spawn the things in, it wasn’t the same as seeing them in their natural environment. So when your father told you that he would be taking you to the overworld, you were fluttering with excitement.

“Calm down little one, can’t have you flying off without me.”

The overwhelming joy of seeing the cloudy blue sky, feeling the grass under your feet, smelling the flowers blooming nearby. You were fluttering about in delight, your pumpkin nearly falling off your head from the ecstatic movements.

“My sweet, please do relax, there is still much more to see.” Your father was right, there were still many creatures to greet and biomes to experience. Most importantly though, you had yet to greet any of the residents, they weren’t even aware of your presence.

“Would you like to meet them?” You nodded excitedly, gazing at the humans your father had brought you to. They were an odd trio, one wore a mushroom on his head, one wore an odd white mask, and the other had a bandana tied around his head. Truly an odd trio, what could they have in common, they look nothing alike.

“Hello boys!” Your father's warm voice flooded their minds, drawing their attention over towards where you stood. You were immediately met with smiles, the blue one seeming fond of you already.

“Who’s this little one?”

“My child, their name is (Y/n).”

“They’re so cute.” The boy wearing a mushroom waved to you, stepping closer and bending down to your level.

“I like your pumpkin!” Not sure how to respond you simply poked the mushroom hat, looking towards your father.

“He likes your hat.”

“Ah thank you.” The boy stood up, returning to stand beside his friends.

“Come along now dear, we have much more to see.” And just like that, you and your father were gone, off to see other folks. The next lot that the two of you encountered were even stranger, a slimy looking man, another man who appears to be part fox, one had yellow wings, one had golden skin and wore a shark hood, there was a young-looking boy with antenna, and lastly a man with lots of armor and green flecks on his skin.

“Would you like to meet them, dear?” You nodded, floating down to the lot with your father beside you.

“Hello Foolish, lovely to see you again.”

“XD you rascal, where have you been? And who is this little one?”

“I’ve been around and about, and this is my child (Y/n).” DreamXD went to motion to you, only to find you staring at Purpled.

“They don’t talk, but they want to get a closer look at your antenna. If you don’t mind.” Purpled looked surprised, nodding his head before bending down to your level. He watched as you studied him, circling around him once or twice to get a proper look.

“(Y/n) likes them, they say that they suit you and are very pretty.”

“Ah thank you.” Purpled smiled before standing up, watching as you headed towards Sam, interested in his trident.

“Woah there kiddo, sorry but this isn’t a toy.” Sam held his trident up high, just enough to be out of the reach.

“(Y/n), come over here, my friend would like to meet you.” You knew it was to get you to leave Sam’s trident alone but you did it anyway, walking over to where your father was stood, still chatting with the shark boy.

“(Y/n), this is my friend Foolish, I’ve told you about him. Say hi.” You looked up at the golden man, giving a small wave in his direction. What really caught your eye was the various bits of golden jewelry that he wore.

“(Y/n) likes your gold accessories.”

“Oh thanks! Here, you can have this!” The fellow god slipped off one of his many rings, a simple gold band with carvings in the metal. He handed the piece to you, watching as you fiddled about with it.

“It’s one of a kind, which makes you the proud owner of that very special ring!” You nodded a thanks, your dad translating, before slipping the ring onto a chain. It was far too big for you to wear as a ring, but it would look lovely hung around your neck.

You and your father set off again, encountering a handful of folk before ultimately calling it a day.

“I know you wish to stay here, so if you’d like, we could build ourselves a nice little home here and you could bring some of your things over and stay there for as long as you’d like.”

Taglist: @joyfullymulti @minty-ghast @rokkyy @duddum-froppers @eatensouls-s

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Can I request Professor!DreamXD and Student!Reader just doing research together?

You sent this when requests were closed but I liked the idea so much that I didn’t delete, you are very lucky :]

Summary: Research is boring

Pairing: p!DreamXD X Reader

Pronouns: They/them

[A/n]: Requests are closed, please check back later <3 650 follower special is open though :]

“(Y/n) will you please go get more coffee, my cup is almost empty.”

“Ah yes sir!” You marked your page before grabbing the empty mugs on the table, rushing into the kitchen to get your professor a fresh cup.

“Here you go, Professor.”

“You don’t have to call me that, I’ve told you before that you may call me by my name.”

“I am your student and you are my professor, therefore I will refer to you as such.”

“(Y/n).”

“Yes?”

“Pass me your notes, I want to see what you’ve written so far.”

“Ah, yes sir.” You passed the notebook across the table, allowing it to be read over by your teacher.

“Very nice, keep up the good work.” He passed the notebook back to you before returning to his own, his pen hastily scribbling down bits of information.

Your professor had asked for your help with this research of his, you had been his top student after all. He had been asked by the university to look into the recent mob attacks on campus so he recruited you to help him out. There was lots of information to get through and yet no solid evidence as to why it was occurring.

He hoped that you would be able to help him figure things out, the campus depended on it anyways.

Taglist: @joyfullymulti @minty-ghast @rokkyy @stupid-dummyfroppers @dreamsmpfangirl

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Hello! Can I request some hcs of DreamXD x Angel!Reader?

Like Mumza as the God of Death and Phil as Angel of Death, Reader is the Angel of XD, the only Angel belongs to DreamXD.

DreamXD is not always on SMP, so reader help him watch over the mortals on the land, they were here since the beginning, everyone thought reader is just a normal angel because they're kind and helpful, and reader never join any of the wars happening on SMP.

If you need any help or anything, reader will be there for you, but if you ask them to join one side to fight against the other side, they would refuse.

Also, reader always talking about "my Lord" but they never mentioned their Lord's real name, so people thought that's just something reader made up(except Phil, because he knows reader long time ago), until one day XD shows up, the reader just fly into his arms happily and calling him "my Lord", and everyone is in shock.

Hi thank you for your request, it’s great to see people sending in requests and enjoying my work! You (or someone else) has already sent in this exact request though. If you wanted to know about when your request would be written or if it were sent feel free to send an ask asking about it but please refrain from resending your request! /nm /pos

Thank you for your time and understanding. :] <3 /p /pos