#pachimari event

[supercupidstar]

I miss the pachimari event 😔

[peabrainedraccoonlady]

Overwatch Headcanons (based on the canon lore and several in-game events and things) that I really want to be true.

A lot of it is Junkers, sorry.

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☆ Ever since April Fools, I love the thought that Roadhog watches 'mom shows.' (Oprah, Bachelor, Bachelorette, etc.) I also love to think he gets really into it, like he's dead silent and perfectly focused on the episode or he'll mutter stuff under his breath during The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. Like, "... how dare that sludge talk like that..." or "... you go girl, tell him off..."

☆ Cassidy: WHY DO YOU KEEP LOSIN YOUR KEYS, DANG NABBIT?!

Tracer: Why do you sound like a prospector when you're angry, cad flabbit?

☆ Hanzo snorts when he laughs too hard... thats it. But he'll deny it if someone hears it. Hard deny.

☆ Junkrat is the equivalent of that one guy in Ratatouille ("I killed a man, with this thumb." Can't remember his name for the life of me.) when anyone asks what happened to his finger. From 'Extreme Thumb Wrestling Gone Wrong' to the simple one answer that is 'Koalas.' No one truly knows what happened to his finger.

☆ Odessa doesn't know how to write. (Junkertown Education System.) But she does know how to draw just a bit. So when doing autographs, she doodles a tiny version of her. With little stars.

☆ Speaking of Junkertown and Australia in Overwatch, the place is basically like Mad Max and Fallout had a baby. Even Junkrat sees the difference between normal dirt and radioactive dirt. And thats just facts. If you look at the Junkertown map, you'll understand what I mean.

☆ Sombra was an orphan, she hadn't felt a familial bond until Sigma. Come on, the man is like a science dad. He has that energy. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't see him as family. Sigma is the only (from my current research (not counting Doomfists 'jefe.' Jefe justs means boss.)) one that has a consistent nickname that translates (sorry if its wrong) to 'Old Man.'

☆ Moira knows how to dance every single anime dance... no no no, you don't understand. Every. Single. One. Will she ever show it? No. Definitely not.

☆ Tracer has adhd. Not because of her ability. That's a stupid reason. It's cause she just... seems like she does you know?

☆ Junkrat actually has a love of singing. As shown in the random chatter he has and the interactions with Lucio, Jamie likes to sing. Although, from when he's demonstrating to Lucio, it kinda seems like he's nervous. The "Sausage Roll and Batter Sav" tune he sings isn't bad. He's just a silly little guy.

☆ Speaking of my favorite silly guy, Junkrat is actually smarter than people give him credit for. He can keep a conversation with Sigma, he knows Xenos Paradox, he gets Winstons Periodoc Table joke, it's just that he expresses himself differently. I mean he was theoretically raised in the radioactive outback, you're gonna wind up a bit weird. I think he partly hides his genius so no one can take advantage of it.

☆ Opposite of Junkrat, Roadhog seemingly has made friends with a lot of others. They're more willing to talk to him than the rat man. I mean, come on, Mako gets along with D.Va, Ana, Junker Queen, Kiriko (i think), and Lucio. Maybe Mercy as well, but I couldn't figure it out. I have a feeling that Roadhog thought that no one would like him cause he's scary, but everyone on the team just sees him as a gentle giant (which he honestly is, have you seen his cute little interactions and the plethora of Pachimari things he has?)

☆ Mercy really cares about those around her. So much so, that she believes (if going by some of her chatter is anything) anyone can be saved. Even Widowmaker. I'm guessing from what she had done with Genji, she had proved to herself that she could save anyone.

[mefjeff]

Are roadie and junkrat gonna do anythin for v-day?

I got sick and the semester started again so I couldn’t really draw ;;-;;

But my idea/hc would be: Hog would get something small/symbolic for Rat or vice versa. I don’t think either of them would make a big event out of it, they would probably just spend the day together (as any other day tbh haha).

I did have an idea one tho where Rat plans out a date where he takes Hog to a pachimari restaurant (you know those themed restaurants/restaurant collabs in Japan? I’m thinking of something like that), maybe that could be a valentines surprise once.

But I generally think they wouldn’t make a big deal out of the event. I mean they are already together all the time :p x)

[herorkgk]

Now I'm curious. What's YOUR favorite OW2 skin??

i'll do you one better, here's my fave skins (that i own) for all the heroes

i opened up my game for this, if anyone reads through this good luck im sorry.

d.va - shin-ryeong

i can't even begin to describe why i love this skin so much but my fave part of it is the candles on her cannons

doomfist - saitama

fun fact i became the very thing i hate for this skin (doomfist player)

junkerqueen - zeus

i literally do not care this is her best skin and nothing that could come out for her will EVER be as good as this

orisa - reindeer

another case of they can never make something for her as good as this

ramattra - poseidon

honestly again. ik he doesn't have many but its just. how can they top this? i'm very into greek mythology so this event was really awesome for me tbh

reinhardt - cardboard i've wanted this skin ever since ow1 btdubs bc my fave spray for him was always him as a kid trick or treating with cardboard armour and i wanted him to have a cardboard skin so bad. when they came out with it i caved... it was just everything i ever wanted

roadhog - pachimari

i do not play roadhog.

sigma - maestro

i like scuba too bc of his rock hard abs but this one is just so unique

winston - werewolf

i also do not play winston but i love werewolves and i got this in a lootbox once

wrecking ball - horizon

i don't play this stupid thing but i like lore skins

zarya - totally 80's

DONT CAREEEEE best zarya skin

ashe - little red

this has been the staple ashe skin for me. ashe has a lot. a LOT of really good s tier skins and i think she has the most best skins out of other characters aside from like. tracer and genji.

bastion - coffin

bird is a freaking skeleton. best skin

cassidy - riverboat

i've been wearing blackwatch lately and i keep losing so i think its a skin issue. going back to tried n true

echo - kkachi

she's actually the cutest

genji - genos

i really like one punch man....

hanzo - casual

i remember the controversy over this skin back in the day it was so funny how grandpa they made him look. i think i like this one the most on hanzo bc i just like him as a character. i also like how this skin is him finally just being himself and in a subtle way showing how he's grown into himself as a person. means a lot to me

junkrat - dr. junkenstein

DONT CAREEEEEEEE BEST SKIN IN THE ENTIRE GAME NEXT!!!!!!

mei - jiangshi

best mei skin ik melon exists but be serious

pharah - orbital

pharah has a bunch of good ones too but i can't help loving her being bald

reaper - lü bu

best reaper skin. do not care

sojourn - cyber detective

people who pretend sojourn has no good skins are delusional this is peak

soldier 76 - grillmaster

do i need to say more. i will this was the first skin i ever worked really hard for in ow1. when i started playing again i grinded for days to get enough coins to get the full set golf swing pose, highlight intro and skin. i prayed i would get it in lootboxes but i never did so i worked really hard for this. corny but it means a lot to me, that was probably the most fun i ever had playing this stupid game

sombra - face changer

i wear bride a lot too but nothing can beat face changer. imo this is one of the top 10 skins in the game if i was rating them. i love the mythology, i love the colour palette, i love the animations as the face changes, i love that you can see which face she is currently wearing on her gun in real time. its a really impressive skin

symmetra - oasis

best sym skin its so elegant and pretty and cunty

torbjorn - cybjorn

kraft mac n cheese.....

tracer - comic book

i loveeeeee this one the panels from london calling.... eats this skin

widowmaker - ange de la mort

as a widow main this skin makes me hot

ana - night owl

goth bird. best skin

baptiste - funky

dude i will never not love this skin the custom music when you select it and the gun colours. groovy

i've hit my pic limit unfortunately i will need to rb and finish the rest

[citr0nnade]

So I edited those weirdass pachimaris we have for the current overwatch event??? i love the idea of these cute hero pachis but why did they make them look Like That

[420technoblazeit]

im so fucking mad at how excited the overwatch season 3 trailer made me. a surprise new junkrat skin? pachimari event in a couple months?? ONE PUNCH MAN DOOMFIST SKIN??? ough this update looks great. there are so many more great skins than i expected, i really like this season's theme

[termagax]

the strong and silent type is cute and i get WHY it's in character for him to not talk much, but like. that pachimari event is not enough i need for him to talk more.

i like the notion that he just doesnt like talking to/in front of people he doesnt know. i think his quiet guy gimmick is like adorable i do but i like the idea of him being more conversational in private, especially given how many of his hero nicknames are borrowed jokes from junkrat.

[dbssh]

Whats ur favorite roadhog skin :3c

HMMM okay. junkenstein is the easy one <- the frankenstein guy but beyond that?

pigpen is a classic fav

he is MUDDY its cute its fun its endearing and its slightly more attainable if i dont spend any coins for the next. tears up. like four months. i also love the pachimari event and baije. baije is just such a fun representstion of the character and the pachimari one is so peace and love

in theory i also love his pirate ones because they did something incredible for us (nipple rings and chest hair) but in reality i find the skins themselves kind of ugly and unappealing which is a shame because i love his tits so much.

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Roadhog would have an only fans

In which post’s picture of Pachimari’s and where he found them

Also the the fact that Hog refers to Sojourn by her full title during the catchamari event I like to believe that Roadhog’s daughter did watch the overwatch cartoon (which we know exists due to a mercy and Sojourn conversation) and Sojourn was probably his daughters favorite character

[fictionkinfessions]

The pachimari event has got me all excited n happy :) hearing hog talk so much in it has me kickin my feet n shit... Miss him so much u got no idea -Junkrat

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[sesameowo]

Where did you find the pachimaris?

It's in the Catch-a-mari event! I think it's only in Hanamura and  Kanezaka maps that have the pachimaris 💖

[chaos-and-cookies]

Idk if yall remeber since most of u dont follow me for ow (at least anymore?) But a while ago i said ow2 fans are way worse than ow1 fans. And um, i found proof that i wasn't exaggerating. Turns out, crazy ow1 ph@rm3rcy stans snaked their way into the dev team and are actively undoing a bunch of writing holy shit?? I knew something was sus during the valentines event and they were coupling character pachimaris as popular ships instead of the heavily hinted canon ships??? Ex ph@rm3rcy pachis and mch@nzo pachis coupled together thru out the hanamura map instead of AnaRein or GenCy. But for all of this to be happening is fucking insane??? I don't even like any mercy ships but jesus christ how are u gonna undo all of the ow1 teams work just to shoehorn in ur fav ship to please stan account WHAT 😭 LIKE?? As u all know i hate chu and jeff but my god. This is a whole new level of fuckery lmao. And other comments are right about this writer team! In spawn interactions are awful now! Most are so out of character or annoying (ex mei saying "scanning... yes this is a place!" Like huh??? Or kiriko just... being a character lbr.) Overwatch 1 interactions made u wanna know more about the plot/lore. Overwatch 2 interactions make u wanna strangle half of them or stare at a nonexistent camera at best tbh. Idek how blizzard is ok with this??? I'm actually at a loss of words at how big a fuckin snake u gotta be to do this kinda shit. And sure i shouldn't believe everything i see on reddit especially from a ship post but no it makes sense especially if u still play the game like i do?? Its actually so immature to see that grown ass men are acting like this in blizzard hq and i rly hope someone is able to stop it cuz... ICK. 😬

[farcillesbian]

the pachimari event is so fun I really don't have any reason to keep playing cause I got all the challenges... but it's too fun not to

[anonthefold]

I think that the devs of ow have become so self aware of ships that they intentionally paired pharmercy and yeehan as pachimari in this event has completely blown my mind.

[bombz-n-bluntz]

Dry heaving and begging blizzard to bring back that event with the pachimari hog skin