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pesterloglog · 5 months
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Jane Crocker, Jake English, Dirk Strider
Act 6, page 6440-6446
JANE: It is just you and I now, Jake.
JANE: Alone at last.
JAKE: (Gulp!)
JAKE: Jane can you please tell me what in the sam hill is going on?
JAKE: Havent you kept me pinched in the hoosegow long enough?!
JANE: The what.
JAKE: What happened to my grandma! She seemed so nice then all of the sudden WHAMMO shes a gruesome monster!
JAKE: And whats with the thing she zapped on your head that flipped your cuckoo fruitcake switch! Is that what made you lose your marbles jane?
JAKE: And whyd you have to plant such a spanking haymaker on the old breadbasket? That really hurt! It still hurts!!
JAKE: And why oh WHY must my bottom rock these snug custard undies while you get to look like such a doggone BAD ASS?
JAKE: Am i at least permitted to put on a respectable pair of fucking shorts???
JANE: Absolutely not.
JAKE: But jane i...
JANE: Jake. Be quiet.
JANE: Having recently been crowned a supreme being of pure logic, my tolerance for your antiquated horseshit has fallen to nil.
JAKE: Im sorry jane you know what a shameless blatherskite i can be!
JAKE: Especially when im nervous i start bumping my gums and prattling my screwball poppycock til im blue in the puss!
JAKE: You know how rough its been for me jane. After we almost hopped the broom and then dirk slipped me the mitten over the whole trickster sockdolager... it all caught me flat footed and knocked me right into a cocked hat!
JAKE: If squirreling me away in the calaboose like this is payback for the way i behaved youve got to believe me i never meant to hurt you jane! Im doing my best here and thats the real simon pure... SCOUTS HONOR!!!
JANE: Argh!
JANE: Jake, now you have done it.
JANE: You have made me exclaim in frustration audibly.
JANE: If your intent is to welcome another knuckle sandwich instead of my reasoning for your captivity, then go on. Say ONE MORE THING that sounds like something a corny old man would say.
JANE: I dare you.
JAKE: (Double gulp!!)
JANE: That's what I thought.
JANE: Listen carefully, prisoner.
JANE: I stand to inherit a new empire very soon.
JANE: When Earth has reached its final destination, it will be repopulated with a fresh brood of loyal subjects over whom I will rule absolutely.
JANE: But I will not rule alone, Jake. Oh, no. I will need a husband to rule by my side.
JANE: That is where you come in.
JAKE: *Whimper...*
JANE: You and I will be wed, and we will rule my empire together with an iron oven mitt.
JANE: However, the mitt will be worn by me, and me alone. You will have no executive authority whatsoever, because you are too stupid.
JANE: You will always do exactly what I say, when I say it. You will be obedient, cheerful, mostly silent, and scantily clad. Is that understood?
JAKE: *Sob!*
JANE: You will also provide me with children so my imperial legacy will continue, and the Crocker brand will live on in infamy.
JANE: You will sire as many children as I ask for, and they will all be perfect, obedient little heirs and heiresses.
JANE: You do remember our recent agreement to have "a zillion babies," don't you, Jake? I do hope you were not planning to renege on this vow.
JAKE: *Sob sob sob...*
JANE: Our children will rule the empire when we are gone, which of course will be never, because we will be eternally young and beautiful and immortal and in love, for ever and ever.
JANE: We will travel the galaxy conquering planets and expanding my empire. No alien world will pose any resistance to our forces.
JANE: Especially not once I figure out how to unlock all that incredible "Page of Hope potential" hidden away in your pathetic, hunky body.
JAKE: *SOB!!!*
JAKE: Please no jane dont do this! I dont want to get married or sire children or rule an empire! Im scared and sad and afraid and i dont want to do this adventure anymore and i just want to go home!
JAKE: Please let me go back to earth jane! Just like it used to be! I just want to go back to my pumpkin patch in the jungle when things were simpler and all i had to worry about was being tackled by a feisty robot. I want to go back to when i didnt ruin all my friendships and when you didnt hate me and when you didnt go crazy and tell me to be your weird royal husband slave!
JAKE: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
JAKE: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
JAKE: *Hoooornk!*
DIRK: Ew, dude.
DIRK: Don't blow your nose on your cape.
JAKE: (Brain ghost dirk!)
JAKE: (*Sob...*)
JAKE: (Youve got to do something!)
DIRK: Sorry, man. I'd like to help you out.
DIRK: But I'm not real.
JAKE: (Dag nabbit!)
JAKE: (*Sniffle...*)
JAKE: (Are you sure theres nothing you can do?)
DIRK: I'm only as real as your ability to believe in me.
JAKE: (But i do believe in you.)
JAKE: (I believe in everybody!)
DIRK: Yeah right.
DIRK: You've never really believed in anyone your whole life, and you know it.
DIRK: Everything's always about you. Don't you remember? You already had this epiphany, dingus.
DIRK: I could only become truly real if you ever managed to harness those bomb as shit hope powers she mentioned.
DIRK: Then again, if you actually did that, you wouldn't even need my help.
JAKE: (But i cant!)
JAKE: (And i dont want to be a pawn in her lecherous baby making pastry empire.)
JANE: Jake.
JAKE: (*Blubber...*)
DIRK: Will you stop crying?
DIRK: It's reflecting poorly on both of us.
JAKE: (Sorry.)
JAKE: (*Sniff.*)
DIRK: Hey.
DIRK: Did you shave your legs?
JAKE: (No i think the magic god tier fire burned it all off...)
DIRK: God damn.
DIRK: They're so smooth.
DIRK: A car could swerve outta control on those gams.
JAKE: (I know. Its really weird.)
JAKE: (Speaking of legs...)
DIRK: Yeah. The little poofy asshole pants. I know.
JAKE: (Is that really what youre wearing now?)
DIRK: Yeah.
JAKE: (Sweet!)
DIRK: No.
JANE: JAKE.
JANE: To whom are you talking?
JAKE: Brain ghost dirk.
JANE: Brain... Ghost Dirk?
JAKE: Yes.
JANE: You are lying.
JAKE: No im not!
JANE: Brain Ghost Dirk sounds almost as fake as he is completely made up.
JAKE: But...
JAKE: *Snivel.*
JAKE: *WEEEEEEEEEEP!*
JANE: Oh, for goodness' sake.
JANE: Pull yourself together, Jake.
JANE: Your behavior is repugnant, and has no place in my empire.
JANE: What kind of man are you?
JANE: What kind of suitor to an heiress weeps uncontrollably when his imaginary friend's existence is called into question?
DIRK: She has a point there.
JAKE: *Wahhh!*
DIRK: Dude, would you quit bawling already?
DIRK: Stand up like a man, and punch her in the face or something.
JAKE: But i dont WANNA be a man and i dont WANNA punch her in the face!
JAKE: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*
JANE: Punch WHOM in the face, now?
JAKE: Nobody! *HOOOOOOORNK!*
JANE: Just sickening.
JANE: To think I wasted my youth pining over a vile maggot like you.
JANE: Jake, you should not be misled when I imply that I love you, or when I command you to marry me and sire my children.
JANE: In truth I detest you, and if not for certain assets you possess, I would be sorely tempted to fork you full of holes right now and feed your remains to my daughter.
JANE: .
JANE: .
JANE: .
JANE: But I won't.
JANE: You're lucky you're so hot.
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Southern voice, September 13, 1990, Andrea K. Brown
[Image description: An article from a magazine written by Andrea K. Brown and titled "SODOMY STARTS TO HEAT UP AGAIN", above the title reads "FEATURE" and below "The Georgia Privacy Coalition wants the 'S' word off the Georgia law books." In the center of the article, breaking the page, is an illustration of a torn dictionary definition of the word Sodomy, torn in such a way where the word, it's pronunciation, and "the homosexual proclivities of t-" "1: copulation with a member-" ":noncommittal and esp. anal or oral-" -posit sex" are the only words visible. the main text of the article reads
"Remember sodomy? It was the hot issue in SoVo's pages earlier this year, largely as a result of a controversial sodomy law repeal demonstration and lobbying campaign on the first day of the legislative session. ACT UP staged the demonstration—complete with inflatable, anatomically complete dolls arranged in different "sodomitic" positions —outside the Georgia Statehouse. No doubt you also remember that the repeal effort fizzled when legislation that would have amended the sodomy law to legalize private consensual sexual acts between adults regardless of sexual orientation was defeated 6444. An amended version that excluded gays and lesbians from protection was trounced 87-22 as supporters of the gay inclusive version withdrew their votes. Some blame ACT UP's high-visibility techniques for losing the reform bill's more conservative supporters. But others feel that disapproval of graphic demonstrations is just a rationalization for homophobia, and that the law had no chance of passage this year, regardless of what anyone did or did not do. For most, the issue has cooled. But in the minds and hearts—and other parts—of activists, it still sizzles. "Sodomy" as a criminal term is used to intimidate and harass gays and lesbians, and as a weapon that may be wielded in divorce and custody cases, in criminal trials, and in military and other forms of discrimination. In Georgia, sodomy laws prohibit anal and oral sex regardless of partner gender—but private consensual sodomy is not commonly prosecuted Nevertheless, Georgia has one of the harshest laws in the country: first-time "offenders," committing consensual sodomy may be imprisoned for up to 20 years. Forcible sodomy is punishable with lifetime imprisonment. The good news is that there are places in this country that have made significant progress on legalizing the way we make love. This summer, in both Michigan and Kentucky, Circuit Court judges struck down sodomy laws, using state constitutional privacy protections as grounds for their rulings. These are the first decisions applying to homosexual sodomy since the U.S. Supreme Court's infamous 1986 Bowers v Hardwick case. In Fayette County, Kentucky, the state law— which criminalizes same sex sodomy only—was declared unconstitutional. The decision presently applies to the Lexington area only, but, since the state Attorney General is appealing, it could soon apply to the whole state. A Wayne County, Michigan judge ruled that state laws against sodomy (defined in Michigan as anal sex between partners of any gender) and gross indecency (oral sex and mutual masturbation, also without regard to sexual orientation) violate privacy rights, in the case of non-public consensual sex between adults. The case may or may not be appealed. In Hardwick, the Supreme Court's majority proclaimed that "homosexuals do not have a fundamental right to engage in acts of consensual sodomy" under the due process clause of the 14th amendment, on which activists had challenged the punitive Georgia law. The high court cited "millennia of moral teaching" as grounds for its decision. The existence of sodomy laws in 26 states (and D.C.) makes clear the government position that engaging in sodomy is a heinous and abominable "crime against nature." In some states, the statute is actually titled with those words, or with a variety of equally offensive terms. Generally speaking, there are laws on the books which prohibit anal and often, mutual masturbation —whether they all fall under each state's definition of sodomy or not. Seven states prohibit only same sex sodomy. All around the country, advocates of sodomy repeal and/or reform are organizing to make changes at the state level. There is some visible movement in Oklahoma, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Maryland and Minnesota. Attempts at repeal have been and/or are being made in Mssouri, Texas, Tennessee and the District of Columbia. In Tennessee, the law has been reformed—reducing sodomy from a felony with a possible 15 years in the clink to a misdemeanor with a $25 fine. Some consider reform of this sort a victory —a step in the right direction. But others feel that reform will only make repeal more difficult. Members of the Georgia Privacy Coalition (GPC) are among those for whom the issue of sodomy remains hot. The GPC was formed in April of this year to lobby for and create awareness about the upcoming repeal effort. The strategy in '91 is, first and foremi to get the word "sodomy" off Georgia's law books. Aggravated sodomy and solicitation of sodomy are to be covered elsewhere: the first, under a new "aggravated sexual battery" statute being introduced alongside the repeal bill—Georgia's rape law does not presently cover forcible sodomy; the latter by the amending the solicitation for prostitution statute to include a description of the deed(s). In an effort to activate interest in repeal of Georgia's sodomy statute the National Lesbian & Gay Law Association and the Lesbian/Gay Rights chapter of ACLU Georgia will sponsor a Sodomy Track Day, October 8, as part of the Lavender Law Conference, to be held in Atlanta. Workshops, organized by Sue Hyde, Director of the Privacy Project of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, will include information on post-Hardwick state court challenges and legal strategies, penal code revision and recodification, and legislative repeal/reform. Registration info for the Conference is contained in an ad on page 3 of this issue. The Georgia Privacy Coalition meets the fourth Wednesday of every month. Networking is essential to eventual sodomy repeal; contacts outside of Atlanta are particularly needed. Call the GPC at 286-2358 /end id]
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Happened across the cover of this book, ”Miss Mizzou - Life Beyond Comics” by JB Winter, published in 2014, long out of print with an asking price of an eye watering £580 on AmazonUK…
“After a brief 24 hour visit to the small town of Columbia, Missouri, the cartoonist Milton Caniff was inspired to create an iconic blonde wearing a trench coat: Miss Mizzou! Her adventures in the Steve Canyon comic strip turned Columbia on its ear, inspiring various promotional tie-ins during the 1950s and 1960s. Some of these promotions were celebrated with fervor, while others created controversy that attracted national headlines. Now you can read about the forgotten history of this character and see the exciting life she lived beyond the comic page.”
Although the book itself is out of reach, a dedicated website is still live https://www.jbwinter.com/missmizzou/
The “The Steve Canyon and Miss Mizzou collection, 1952-1996” is held by the University of Missouri https://eds.p.ebscohost.com/eds/detail/detail?vid=0&sid=2ba9b2f1-6444-4c0b-bb4f-3f54470d3c6e%40redis&bdata=JkF1dGhUeXBlPXNzbyZzaXRlPWVkcy1saXZlJnNjb3BlPXNpdGU%3d#db=cat09109a&AN=mer.oai.edge.umsystem.folio.ebsco.com.fs00001083.a2b20808.321a.5573.b803.3b37839093b9 | https://library.missouri.edu/specialcollections/collections/show/62
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zirhlikuzgun · 4 months
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January's crew - Page 7
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[16081] {6433} ♂ Carlos Künneke
[16082] {6434} ❤️ ♀ Iris Künneke
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[16087] {6436} ❤️ ♀ Ivy Künneke
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[16092] {6438} ❤️ ♀ Yva Künneke
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[16102] {6442} ❤️ ♀ Justina Franke
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[16107] {6444} ❤️ ♀ Jill Franke
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[16112] {6446} ❤️ ♀ Jean Franke
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[16127] {6452} ❤️ ♂ Gaston Bieler
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[16131] {6453} ♀ Karli Bieler
[16132] {6454} ❤️ ♂ Georg Bieler
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[16136] {6455} ♀ Kandice Bieler
[16137] {6456} ❤️ ♂ Gabi Bieler
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[16141] {6457} ♀ Diana Bertelmann
[16142] {6458} ❤️ ♂ Josef Bertelmann
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[16146] {6459} ♀ Daniela Bertelmann
[16147] {6460} ❤️ ♂ Justin Bertelmann
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[16157] {6464} ❤️ ♂ James Bertelmann
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[16162] {6466} ❤️ ♀ Gloria Bertelmann
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[16167] {6468} ❤️ ♀ Gail Bertelmann
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[16172] {6470} ❤️ ♀ Kitty Bertelmann
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[16177] {6472} ❤️ ♀ Colleen Bertelmann
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[16182] {6474} ❤️ ♀ Aurora Bieler
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[16187] {6476} ❤️ ♀ Amalia Bieler
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[16196] {6479} ♂ Connor Bieler
[16197] {6480} ❤️ ♀ Aisha Bieler
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Fix the log in issue in your SBCGlobal email. You just need to follow these simple and easy steps. Go to its Settings option and make changes to your account
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CGlobal.net is an online webmail address. You can find it your email address or the email address of a relative. SBCGlobal's email login addresses were managed by SBC Communications and now by ATT.
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kleinjennifer456 · 3 years
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If you want to know more details related to any emails. SO, you need to visit our official website.
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SBCGlobal Email Login   provides IMAP so you can connect to your email from mobile devices and desktop email clients. Read this article and understand the setup.
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After following the instructions above, you must click the Accept button to save the settings. You must then click on the Next and Finish buttons to complete the SBCGlobal email login configuration process.
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jessicaalba345 · 4 years
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The Sbcglobal email service is hosted by Yahoo Mail. You can also log in to your account on the Yahoo Mail page or log in via att.com.
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coldobservationfury · 4 years
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Aol Login Problem 8O5~365~6444 6҉̶̙̳͉̉ͨ͂̏̃̉͜͠͠4̷̡̳̖̆̇͘͟͟͢͝4̷̡̳̖̆̇͘͟͟͢͝4̷̡̳̖̆̇͘͟͟͢͝ eMail Login Problem_Not _Working C A L L - N O W
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What’s wrong with AOL Mail today? Well, AOL Mail is down for many users currently. Users affected by this outage have been taking to social media platforms like Twitter to voice their complaints.
The AOL customer support on Twitter has been actively addressing the complainants. Following are some user reports:
Anyone else having trouble signing into AOL, or is it just my internet service scr***** me over? I keep trying to log into my AOL email and it’s making me go in a fu***** circle.
@aolmail is there a problem with the aol mail? I can’t log in on the web or on my iPad.
— AnastasiaBeaverhouse (@1evilfairydust) May 23, 2019
The AOL mail login issues include authentication error, blank screen during signing in, missing AOL sign in, mailbox loading error in a particular browser, and older AOL Desktop gold. First, try to solve the error in AOL email and fix the missing screen problems. This issues can also be caused because of an invalid password. Try to enter the correct password to fix this problem.
AOL Mail Authentication Problem
The Blerk error 1 message occurs when there is an authentication problem. This issue is mostly due to the incorrect settings of the browser and can be mainly due to an outdated version of the browser. Fix this error by performing the AOL mail authentication problem troubleshooting steps below.
Step 1:First, try to modify the browser settings to fix aol login problems.
Step 2:Configure the settings on Edge and make sure to clear the data on Microsoft edge.
Step 3:Go to More Settings in Microsoft Edge.
Step 4:Now, click Choose What to Clear from the Clear Browsing data to solve AOL mail login issues.
Step 6:Tick the checkbox next to the data types that you want to delete and then choose Clear to fix AOL mail authentication problem.
Step 7:Next, make sure to update the saved bookmark on Safari, Firefox, Chrome, and Edge.
Step 8:Next, try to troubleshoot the Internet Explorer issues.
Step 9:First, try to add AOL to the trusted sites. To do so, click the Tools or Internet option to solve AOL mail authentication problem.
Step 10:Next, click Security tab Trusted Sites Zone Sites.
Step 11:Now, type https://*.aol.com in the Add this website to Zone field to solve aol login problems.
Step 12:Next, check whether the Protected Mode option is enabled, if not, perform the following steps to solve AOL mail login issues.
Step 13:First, click Tools Security tab Internet icon.
Step 14:Now, click the Trusted sites icon Enable Protected Mode. Restart the computer.
Step 15:Next, run the Internet Explorer in No Ad-ons Mode to solve AOL mail authentication problem.
Step 16:First, click the Start button All Programs Accessories System Tools Internet Explorer(No Ad-ons).
AOL Mail Can't Sign In
Most of the sign-in issues are caused by password issues, and this might also result in errors such as blank screens and sign in issues. Make sure to enter the correct password. To troubleshoot this issue, perform the following AOL mail can t sign in guidelines.
Step 1:First, try logging in again. Re-check if you have entered the correct credentials.
Step 2:If you are not able to sign in, try turning it off and then turning it on again.
Step 3:Next, make sure to reset the web settings to solve AOL mail can t sign in.
Step 4:Installing numerous browsers can cause the web settings to alter.
Step 5:Verify whether you have entered the correct password.
Step 6:If you have forgotten the password, make sure to reset the password.
Step 7:Try accessing the AOL mail from a different browser to solve AOL mail login issues, sometimes outdated password can cause this issue.
Step 8:Next, try to erase the browser’s cache and reset the browser to its preceding state.
Step 9:Make sure to enable the Java Applet Scripting.
Step 10:Disable or block the Firewall or the pop-up settings to fix AOL mail can t sign in.
Step 11:Now, try to access the AOL mail after performing all these troubleshooting steps.
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AOL Mail Cannot Change Password    
Perform the following guidelines to resolve this error.
Step 1:First, try to sign into the AOL account and choose the Logout from All Devices option from the Settings menu.
Step 2:Next, make sure you haven’t sent any contacts trough AOL mail. If you are sending any, contact Email Desktop Gold Support to fix the issue.
Step 3:Check if your credit card has been used without your knowledge. If so, block your account.
Step 4:Try logging into the AOL account after 24 hours.
Step 5:Try changing the password again.
Step 6:If the aol login problems persists, try to change the attached credit card with your account.
How Do I Unblock my AOL Email Account
Step 1:Navigate to the AOL Account Security page.
Step 2:Select the Forget Password option to unblock the AOL email account.
AOL Mail Password Not Working
Step 1:Check if you have pressed the Caps Lock key by mistake while you fix AOL mail login issues. You have to enter the password correctly.
Step 2:You have to update the autofill settings on the web browser. This will save the password when you enter it for the first time.
Step 3:If the problem persists, reset the password.
Step 4:Navigate to the Sign-in Helper option, and select any one of the recovery options.
Step 5:Select the Continue button and then follow the instructions that appear on the screen to reset the password.
How Do I Unblock my AOL Email Account
Step 1:Modify your AOL security question if you do not remember it to avoid aol login problems.
Step 2:Follow the forthcoming steps to change the question. Navigate to the Manage My Account tab available at the top part of the screen.
Step 3:Go to AOL Account Settings menu and select the Account Security Question option.
Step 4:Choose the Change Account Security Question option and fill the necessary details in the Change Account Security Question screen.
Step 5:Click the Save button, and you will be directed to the My Account Overview page.
Step 6:You can also reset your password by obtaining a code on your mobile and then resetting the security question if you are not able to log in.
AOL Mail Not Syncing
Step 1:First, remove the AOL account and add it after a few minutes.
Step 2:Choose the Settings option available in the Calendar app.
Step 3:Select the Manage Accounts option followed by the Delete an Account option.  
Step 4:Next, you have to select the AOL account and delete it from your device to solve AOL mail login issues.
Step 5:Add your account after a few minutes and check if the issue has been resolved.
Step 6:Navigate to the Mailbox Sync Settings available under the Settings menu and verify the IMAP Username, Incoming Mail Server, SMTP Outgoing Server Address, Username, and Password.
Step 7:Modify the settings if required in the next step to fix AOL mail not syncing.
Step 8:Allow the apps that you have installed to access the calendar. Select the Privacy option available under the Settings menu.
Step 9:Choose the Calendar option and then click on the slider bar available below the Let Apps Access My Calendar option.
Step 10:Next, change the duration of the Sync period to solve the AOL mail not syncing issue. To do so, choose the Account Settings option available under Settings.
Step 11:Select the AOL Account followed by the AOL Sync Settings option. Modify the duration according to your choice.
Step 12:Check your Antivirus Settings and disable the firewall to rectify this AOL mail not syncing problem.
Step 13:Run the Windows troubleshooter and resolve the issue using the guidelines displayed.
Step 14:Disable the proxy settings in the next step. Select the Network & Internet option available under the Settings menu.
Step 15:Choose the Proxy option from the left panel of the window. Disable all the features available on the next screen.
Step 16:Finally, disable the two-step authentication. Make use of a different email client until the aol login problems is resolved.
Step 17:Uninstall the mail app and install it after a few minutes to resolve this issue.
Step 18:Call the technical experts if the above-stated AOL mail login issues solutions do not rectify the problem.
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by unwindmyself
Short stories for Femslash February 2020.
Words: 6444, Chapters: 7/?, Language: English
Series: Part 6 of no one's got it all (anthologies)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Ant-Man (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV), Iron Man (Movies), Captain Marvel (2019)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F
Characters: Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Hope Van Dyne, Kara Lynn Palamas, Snowflake (Marvel), Ava Starr, Raina (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.), Karen Page, Elektra Natchios, Christine Everhart, Pepper Potts, Jemma Simmons, Skye | Daisy Johnson, Bobbi Morse, Carol Danvers, Maria Rambeau
Relationships: Natasha Romanov/Hope Van Dyne, Kara Lynn Palamas/Snowflake, Ava Starr/Raina, Elektra Natchios/Karen Page, Christine Everhart/Pepper Potts, Bobbi Morse/Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson, Carol Danvers/Maria Rambeau
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Repo! The Genetic Opera Fusion, Sexual Roleplay, Bondage, Blindfolds, Gags, Knifeplay, Femslash February, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Foster Care, Inspired by Stranger Things (TV 2016), Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Pre-Relationship, Alternate Universe - Charlie's Angels, Neurodiversity, Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion
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