#paul bissonnette

[behoright]

Would you ever write for any super retired players like lundquist or biznasty? asking from all the og hockey fans

@naughtyasworld ……………. ……………………no words

as someone that’s been here for 10+ years - all og hockey players are welcome on this blog n I’d def write for them. and also like….me??? like older men??? never.

a/n: (I wasn’t planning on writing this but I guess????) (warnings: smutty thoughts below. 18+ only)

Lundqvist: yes ofc. the most Daddy to ever daddy. Most likely a Sir actually but 100% a dom. And I Need him. but he gives like full dungeon vibes. super devoted to Dom as a lifestyle. devotion is his middle name. collaring ceremony. low lighting and dark walls. all the textures - soft blankets, heavy chains, high quality leather, callused but soft hands. drawing things out. moving slowly but sharply. decisive. luxurious. very meticulous, very precise. stern but loving. soooooo loving sooooo caring. I legit have sooo many thoughts about this if anyone wants to hear more.

Biz: girl I-. do I like him? am I attracted to him?

when he closes his mouth he’s. I’m sorry he’s hot. I’m SORRY. the fact that he recently fought 7 drunk men that were harassing the staff at a restaurant……maybe he’s not that bad. he gives fwb and accidentally falling for you. he gives daddy kink but he’d never admit it. he gives pretending not to want you pretending not to like you because he’s older and it’s “not what he does” but being unable to resist and ending up in bed with you each time. hotel rooms. cars. secretive. always last minute and always super primal. always ripping clothes off and promising himself this is the last time and he won’t stay after and then talking n holding you until sunrise. he gives trying to keep his roster of girls and bragging about his hook ups except for yours because it’s not like that. he gives sex is funny and something to joke about unless it’s with you. once again. The thoughts are many.

[nottodayjustin]

October 5th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[hockeyboi]

CONNOR BEDARD with PAUL BISSONNETTE

[fannyyann]

been thinking about this moment all day

[naanima]

NHL Things That Happened This Week That Interests Me (in no particular order):

Trevor Zegras' contract is still NOT signed. Reading between the lines of Pat Brisson's interview & listening to way too many podcasts - there is NO contract, yet. But things can change in a matter of days. We shall see.

Tomáš Tatar signing up with the Avs for a year at $1.5m. That's a steal for the Avs.

Biz/Spittin' Chiclets vs Babcock/CBJ was not on my bingo card, but I 100% believe Biz's has got a tonne of messages from players about Babs. CBJ has nobody to blame but themselves for hiring Babcock.

Joel Quenneville & Stan Bowman making a presentation to NHL GMs and coaches about how NOT to fuck up. Interesting that one of the things they focused on was how when your higher ups say they will handle the matter, you should still do your damn diligence. I have many thoughts about them but I need time to process them.

Quinn Hughes is the new Canucks Captain, dude deserves it! Seriously, without him the Canucks defence tanks.

Matthew Tkachuk driving himself home post Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Final, and being concerned with the stuff that could go wrong behind his sternum. Fuck this sport & its bullshit "warrior" mentality. It isn't war, it is a fucking sport for entertainment.

[annieqattheperipheral]

Welcome to the hrpf club biz. Your nasty mind could actually be of use

Oh sweet summer child we have much to teach you biz

[lil-bastard]

Marchy chirping Biz tonight before game 2 against Tampa. 😄

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Spittin chiclets: part 2, sid bullying nate to come to his gym

[neapolitantoebeans]

spot the difference

[reavenedges-lies]

Paul Bissonnette folks 💔💔

[kuzmas]

biz talking to kempe on the tnt stream about our harmonica queens, asking if they can bring them to edmonton dlskfjakl BIZ SHUT UP LMAO THEY NEED REST

[nottodayjustin]

June 17th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[86espresso]

buddy he is not your friend

[marnerparty]

he’s the beauty & she’s the beast

Cole Caufield x Bissonnette!reader Best friend!Trevor Zegras & Jamie Drysdale x Bissonnette!reader

ynbissonnette

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ynbissonnette went golfing w/ tweedle dee & tweedle dum

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user1 livin’ the dream

jackhughes posers

ynbissonnette we’re actually all models thank you very much

jamie.drysdale dibs on tweedle dee

trevorzegras NO! I am NOT dum!

ynbissonnette it’s okay Trevor honey. embrace it

biznasty still hanging with these kids eh

ynbissonnette yes, clearly

biznasty don’t get smart with me

ynbissonnette don’t ask stupid questions

trevorzegras yn is the only person biz let’s talk back to him

biznasty fuck you Zegras

user2 I wish I was golfing with them

jamie.drysdale well I can tell you you would’ve beaten Trevor

lhughes_06 was the blue planned orrr

trevorzegras ACTUALLY they planned it w/out me and I happened to also wear blue

jamie.drysdale false

ynbissonnette not without you … just separate

trevorzegras next time me & yn against biz & whit

ynbissonnette oh it’s fucking on

biznasty Zegras I’ll kick your ass like I did last time w/ you and the cock

ynbissonnette plz don’t call him that

jamie.drysdale 🤨

colecaufield cute

ynbissonnette 🙃

biznasty uh back up

ynbissonnette no can do daddio

user3 I ship yn and cole

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ryanwhitney6 biz, man, she’s going to the dark side

biznasty I’m getting ready to disown her

ynbissonnette because I’m friends with Trevor and Jamie!?

ryanwhitney6 precisely

biznasty yep.

cam.york ok but who won?

trevorzegras …

jamie.drysdale no comment.

cam.york YN!?

ynbissonnette what can I say?

colecaufield

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colecaufield gang’s all here

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user1 THE BAND IS BACK THE BAND IS BACK

elblue6 my favorite guys

colecaufield Ellen 🥹

_quinnhughes gee thanks mom

jackhughes it’s not about you Quinn

ynbissonnette Quinn you know you’re the favorite

jackhughes it’s been fun again boys

trevorzegras agreed.

colecaufield best part of the weekend fellas

ynbissonnette best part huh?

trevorzegras ope-

kdach77 uh oh Coley

colecaufield I can explain?

biznasty looks like fun. did I exceed an age limit or something?

colecaufield sorry Biz 😬

user2 Trevor 😍😍😍

ynbissonnette same.

colecaufield ??????

ynbissonnette 🤷🏼‍♀️

jamie.drysdale trouble in paradise?

colecaufield it’s all in good fun

colecaufield … right yn?

ynbissonnette yes you dork

lhughes_06 this is gross

jamie.drysdale it’s okay, me and yn had fun on our own

ynbissonnette still can’t believe we weren’t invited tbh. we’re less important than we thought

trevorzegras here we fucking go

jackhughes can’t we have ONE weekend????

ynbissonnette no

ryanwhitney6 now see where she gets it from?

biznasty oh now I know you’re not saying she got it from me

ryanwhitney6 uh huh. that’s exactly what I’m saying

biznasty 🖕🏻

biznasty I only like Drysdale and Caufield now

_alexturcotte that’ll get cut down to just Drysdale reaaaaal soon

biznasty what the hell does that mean

_alexturcotte 🤐

ynbissonnette Jack I’m so happy your tooth is back 🥰

jackhughes I love yn. she’s the ONLY ONE WHO SAID SOMETHING

trevorzegras you always look pretty to me so I just looked past it

john.marino97 ayo?

ynbissonnette what tf happened this weekend?

user3 yn is perf

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ynbissonnette

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ynbissonnette NHL awards or whatever

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jamie.drysdale HARD LAUNCH!?

ynbissonnette 🫣

colecaufield 🤐

jamie.drysdale fine be like that

_quinnhughes Cole pulled yn??

colecaufield thanks Quinn 😐

ynbissonnette Quinn’s my biggest hype man

trevorzegras besties clean up nice

ynbissonnette 🫶🏻

nhl one of the best dressed couples there!

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user1 what will biz say?

trevorzegras that’s what we’re all waiting for

ynbissonnette I’m not

trevorzegras scared?

ynbissonnette fuck you Trevor

trevorzegras COLE YN’S BEING MEAN

colecaufield i will not get in the middle of your problems

user2 who noticed mat liked?🤔

ynbissonnette it was a one time thing 🤷🏼‍♀️

jackhughes WHAT

biznasty uh DOUBLE WHAT

ynbissonnette surprise?

ryanwhitney6 YOU & THE COCK!?

ynbissonnette I hate that nickname

ynbissonnette but yes

ryanwhitney6 well is the nickname true … 😏

biznasty FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T ANSWER THAT

trevorzegras I’ll answer ✋🏻

jackhughes uh weird.

biznasty I guess if it had to be anyone I’m glad it’s Caufield

colecaufield really?🥹

trevorzegras woah woah woah. I thought you liked me the most

biznasty not for my daughter bud

trevorzegras wtf why!?

ynbissonnette I’m not a whore!

colecaufield

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colecaufield next thing you know …

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ynbissonnette I love you 🫶🏻

lhughes_06 welp, there goes my chance

colecaufield you can still have me Lukey 💕

lhughes_06 I meant w/ yn

ynbissonnette BAHAHAHAHAHA

ynbissonnette don’t worry Luke, nothing will come between us

adamfantilli 🤨

lhughes_06 inside joke

ynbissonnette “joke”

biznasty EW

biznasty MY EYES

biznasty THATS MY DAUGHTER

colecaufield 🫣

tysmith_6 damn Caufield’s pullin’

colecaufield it’s my smile

nsuzuki_37 no it isn’t

nsuzuki_37 🐓

nhl congrats on the new purchase!

user1 who knew someone could tie him down?

trevorzegras what about us 🥹

colecaufield we have a room for you

ynbissonnette he’s not kidding. it’s strictly for you

jamie.drysdale and a room for me of course, right?

ynbissonnette listen jame …

jamie.drysdale you’re dead to me

ryanwhitney6 I knew I liked this kid

colecaufield 🥹

jackhughes when whit is more supportive of Yn’s relationships than biz

ynbissonnette Jack ain’t wrong

biznasty okay but youre my baby

_alexturcotte awwwwwwww

_quinnhughes biz is soft

elblue6 not to make things awkward here … but do we need to go over lake house rules?

jackhughes MOM

ynbissonnette ELLEN

elblue6 it had to be said!

colecaufield Ellen, I will have you know that as long as I am under your roof no such things you are implying will be taking place.

elblue6 that’s good. I can always trust you my Cole

lhughes_06 🙄

user2 I hope they break up

trevorzegras same.

biznasty

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bizbasty now you might be thinking, wow Biz, this isn’t like you at all to be a sap like this. and you’re right. but when it comes to yn, I get to be as sappy as I want because she’ll always be my little girl. this kid right here makes her as happy as I’ve ever seen her. I never thought I’d be saying this, but I actually approve of this one. Caufield, you’re a great kid. thanks for keeping yn in check

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ryanwhitney6 BIZ YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD COP

biznasty yeah yeah hop off my dick

ynbissonnette love you Dad 🫶🏻

trevorzegras i love you too Dad 🫶🏻

biznasty I love you ❤️ you too Zegras

trevorzegras this is it. I’ve peaked.

user1 biz is a softy for yn

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colecaufield 1 v 1 later?

biznasty if you wanna get your ass beat

colecaufield oh yeah?

biznasty no you’ll win

trevorzegras 🤯 BIZ WHAT

ryanwhitney6 holy shit

biznasty ?????

ryanwhitney6 you admitted defeat. you said someone would beat you

biznasty I hate you two

trevorzegras you loved me a minute ago?

biznasty well I’m back to hating you

[highdefinitions]

new victims have been forced to be sillied by me

[annieqattheperipheral]

did u need to see biz being hunted for sport? buoy gotchu girl🔪