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spotlitehooker · 2 months
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are you fucking kidding me
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gottbrianpnh · 2 years
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PNH #4: Ethereals 101, Part 2
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I hope you're taking notes. There's going to be a quiz later.
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guys beatles lore just breached containment over on twitter. good morning to the wider human population who just learned about the circlejerk and john/paul stuff via john lennon's son being an idiot and everyone genuinely believing paul mccartney fucked his dad. what a world we live in.
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rbvcdeluxe · 3 months
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This is literally just a reminder to yall that every fucking Hatchetfield character is at least a little bit of an asshole or a jerk in some way or another. either if they do it on purpose or are completely unaware of it. even if they deny it or just act like they’re not. Linda fucking Monroe did NOT say “See, Becky Barnes? THIS is Hatchetfield” for NOTHIN
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xmencovered · 8 months
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Kitty Pryde 1987 History of the X-men Series 1 Card #32 / Artist: Paul Smith
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moeblob · 7 months
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
#my characters#also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there#and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him#and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst#and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group#and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life#and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster#thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating#thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating#thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him#and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining#she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions#everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend!#cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen#and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND?#and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him#and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work#hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye#so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done#and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat#therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed#and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match#and its never romantic its always platonic#they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends#though they do become friends and hang out eventually!#yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive#oops i fell in love
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the-nerktwins · 5 months
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The Holdovers is an autism coded film with autistic coded protagonists, and that is my headcanon and I will die on this hill. In this essay I will...
I don't have the time to elaborate on why I think this is right now. I will attempt to explain later. Perhaps.
I mean...this quote alone, "I find the world a bitter and complicated place. And it seems to feel the same way about me. You and I have that in common, I think."
Also I don't even think this is necessarily a purposeful coding on the writer and director's part. I think it just shook out that way, and it doesn't even matter to me if it was an intentional choice or not. Like Paul McCartney said, it's not his job to tell the listener of his music what it means. Art is in the eye of the beholder.
Also I know my blog is primarily centered around Lennon/McCartney and the Beatles but if anyone wants to talk about The Holdovers with me, I've been obsessed with it since I watched it for the first time after it came out.
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frommybookbook · 5 months
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It's all just in the background (hence the awkward crop) but this nonverbal exchange between Paul and Della as he watched her play the slots while Perry chatted with the guy who provided the final clue is just priceless. I love how fond Paul is of Della and his little head shakes as she purposefully riles him up. It's great.
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and as a bonus, here's Barbara Hale putting her all into pulling that slot lever because damn, girl
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menlove · 4 months
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sean lennon making mclennon break containment is......
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im-on-your-side-always · 11 months
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the look on his face when he reads the article 💔
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spotlitehooker · 2 months
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crying with laughter about that tweet
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rbvcdeluxe · 4 months
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when the hatchetfeld obsession goes so hard you go crazy over people saying the most insignificant little incorrect facts about hatchetfield. even if they are not lore important
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gayvecchio · 1 year
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namearentfunfr · 6 months
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what hogwarts house would the hatchetfield characters belong to?
i mean obviously there are some obvious ones. hidgens is in ravenclaw. i still have difficulties deciding between hufflepuff and gryffindor for some characters, but massive hufflepuff vibe for paul and slytherin for emma
im conflicted between gryffindor and hufflepuff for ted as well. he has immense loyalty as seen in his love with jenny, but also not even that loyal when he left emma and paul to jreg. leaning towards gryffindor tho.
tom is a hufflepuff and becky is yet another gryffindor. lex is a slytherin and hannah is???? honestly im not sure about hannah
the million dollars question: what the fuck is the man in a hurry. im tempted to say gryffindor but he lacks the moral compass. same with gary. he seems like a ravenclaw but also slytherin based on how he immediately called gerald to talk inheritance after linda's death.
honestly i gotta see more au's for hatchetfield. some classic zombie apocalypses could be nice. superhero aus could be cool af. maybe i should flesh out my spiderverse au more
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valentinesparda · 7 months
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after almost 15 years I finally got to meet johnny yong bosch again over the weekend 🫶🫶
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