#paulingzhanna

[seagiri]

grandotas pa que me bajen el cereal

[icedhotcocoa]

hello mo my dearest and most bestest friend in the whole wyde world. do you have any zhannapauling takes. ive been thinin gabbout women and i love them so mcuh

WOMEN…

ok weird hc to start with but admin hates this relationship SOOOO much. mostly because pauling makes time for zhanna (re: zhanna forcibly makes time for herself) and it’s killing her productivity so she comes up with increasingly more cartoonishly villainous ways to split them apart

it never works

zhanna also comes along on jobs (mostly hits). she can help she loves to help

sometimes she fully almost kills just like the wrong guy and Pauling has to be like HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. and then zhanna gives her big puppy eyes and Pauling just sighs and is like ok you did a good job thank you

zhanna is, of course, a very jealous lover. regularly threatens to beat the shit out of scout but pauling talks her down.

“yes yes I love you, you’re the only woman for me. yes I know he has no muscles and is an uncooked spaghetti stick of a man. you’re right sweetie he would never survive in the russian wilderness like you and he’s probably terrible in bed. now can you please release him from the chokehold I’m going to get in so much trouble if he dies”

PAULING IS THE MOST TAKE-HOME-ABLE GF. zhanna’s mom fucking LOVES HER and is always like how come you and that nice young woman never come to visit me. and she always sends them sweaters and cookies and shit and zhanna is so proud

ms pauling is my favorite genre of “seems normal but is actually insane” and has not dated in a while so her idea of romance is like deeply flawed. but it’s ok because zhanna’s idea of romance is even more deeply flawed.

“PAULING! come bear wrestling with me for one year anniversary” “…OH MY GOD YES! I thought you would never ask!” and then they have a lot of fun and ms pauling is like giggling the whole time

Also pauling gives zhanna rides on her motorcycle and zhanna thinks it’s the sexiest thing ever

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Make it up to me, you know it's better

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54638443

by Piknim

Pauling has been run more ragged than usual recently, causing her to be more easily agitated and just stressed. She finds a way to relieve that, stringing her partner along.

Words: 1179, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Miss Pauling/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Established Relationship, Closet Sex, Wall Sex, Cunnilingus, Height Differences

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54638443

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

T4T PaulingZhanna

Girls frotting....

[shadedrawsthings-blog]

Just some Miss Pauling and Zhanna! Honestly, I bet these two could be friends (maybe even "gal pals", but that's unlikely cause of some in canon stuff...) if they learned to trust each other!

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Leaves, Tempests, Her Heart and other Broken Pieces

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53821309

by Carmilla_ish

Zhanna has been brought to RED due to a deal Heavy struck with The Administrator to keep the family safe. She grows to understand him, his colleagues, and herself, more intimately than she'd ever know.

Words: 4430, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Administrator (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Miss Pauling/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Character Study, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, It's not archive warning worthy but the gore sure is there, Like overall it's just a sprinkling but it's still there yknow, Lesbian Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), She's also British Chinese that’s important for this fic, Slow Burn, The ZhannaPauling is the main focus and slow burn, HeavyMedic is established, Not historically accurate but more so than the comics lets be real, I read so much about tea for this only for the tea brewing scene to be later smh, Angst, SO MUCH ANGST GIRL I FORGOT

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53821309

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Welcome Recess on a Crap Morning

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54953794

by Jabberwockychamber

Miss Pauling is having a horrible morning, and a surprise visit from Scout and Zhanna isn't helping...

Or is it

Words: 8976, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, Multi

Characters: Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), Saxton Hale

Relationships: Miss Pauling/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling/Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Pegging, Fluff and Angst, Accidental Voyeurism, Polyamory, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Lingerie, Sex Toys

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54953794

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Her Affection

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54953014

by Piknim

Zhanna's smaller observations about Pauling, and how smitten she is with each fragment of her, in her relationships with others, the way she carries herself and what only she gets to see.

Words: 899, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Miss Pauling/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Introspection, Fluff and Smut, Light Smut., I think this would be considered a lime., Pillow Talk, No Beta, I am way to embarassed to find one.

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54953014