#pawrty

[montereybayaquarium]

Happy Birthday Ivy 🦦

Shell-ebrate with us as our snack-gobbling queen, Ivy, turns 12 this month! 🎉🦦💞This bright blonde sea otter was found as a stranded pup on Cayucos State Beach by our Sea Otter Program and became a part of our otter family in 2012. Named after a character in John Steinbeck's “The Grapes of Wrath”, Ivy steals hearts with her playful antics and otterly charming personality. In addition to being an amazing animal ambassador, she's also a sea-riously sensational surrogate mom to other stranded otter pups that are rescued and released. Happy Birthday, Ivy, you marvelous mustelid! 

Learn more about our pawesome Sea Otter Program

[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

singing the birthday party like i grew up in southern texas harvesting wheat for a living

[pawrty-time]

I wish my teeth were strong, healthy, and sharp. I want to tear stuff up, bite people (/aff), shake stuff around, wag my tail, bark, all of it. I want head pats so badly it's painful :(

[poop4u]

Happy octopup won cutest costume at howloween pawrty! via Submitted October 31, 2019 at 06:01PM by ardxla, Poop4U

[alisbscsaand]

( AC ): :33 Tea pawrty at LOCAT!

( LE ): * F4ck, I spelled LOCAT, wrong =>o:(

+---+

Sadly, only Eriden, Terezi, Kiu, and Equius could come. The rest were busy with the game, but it was fun!

[duckciferthecg]

Lulu, they invitewd me to a pawrty! There will be candys, cwookies, everythiwng! It is super cwool! *Holding his stuffed tiger.*

-🐈‍⬛🐾

That’s amazing dear!

[davepetea]

we had such a good little nyap meow were back and ready two pawrty

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

i DRANK 2 PUMPKIN SPICE LAtTez N NOW I FEEL Leafes in my Stom@ch!!!!!!

RAWR MEANS ILY IN DINOSAWR N I WANNA CUM to dA DARK SIZE CUZ THEYZ GOTS Mint CHOCO CHIP COOKIEZ !!!!!!

5 MORE DAYZ THEN I KAN POST ON LEX N FUG WHO EVER REPORTED MY LAST POST CUZ I RLY DID GET LIKE 17 MSGS IN RESPONSE TO MY “pOTENTIALLY HARMFHL” AKA RAISING AWARENESS MAYB BY “INCITING VIOLENCE “ON A Bitch AT HENRIETTA HUDSON!!!!!

Y do u keep smoking weed from a dirty bong when u hav bronchitis??? Y do some ppl accept 5-7 min sex from their partners and still decide to Stay with them ??? Y do u keep growing out ur roots to plz ur boyfie who has worked at michilen star restaurantz but i hav only witnessed cookin pasghetti??? shoutout to the tht guy w the bike who jumped out wilson L at 4am just to tell meh he thought i was cute n asked for mi number but i said NO!!!!!!! n r@n away. shutout to mi fwendz taiwanese landlady who pet me lik a dog n who i put k up her nose in trade 4 hot soy milky n a fish bao. they hav a fb pg dedicated to they pet ferret who dressez up like oprah, marilyn monroe n bob marley <dreads from her old boyfie!> shoutout 2 da bday pawrty tht i threw tht didn’t happen tht led to a mental breakdown n bday boy split on meh but itz all luv at the end of the day.

havnt blogged in a min since i started werking as a teacher n also at jewelry warehouse managing inventory n packaging . ig it’s whut U culd call product merchandising? finished mi fashion merchandising certificate via parsons n hav been accomplishing much but Rly kinda Fucked at the same time cuz Cali taxes but i think in ab 3 yrs w more frugal spending n living w debt i will probz be able to C the lite of day but fornow i hav got to keep gettin Kuter n hotter so i get my drugs for free.

Whts happened since i last bloggeD??? Well… the bar i threw my bday party at in Sep wants $600 from me and i lost my id there as collateral , i put K up my butthole for the first time tht same nite , My therapist i just got last week thinks i hv a great sense of humor , i paid $100 for an LA Astrologer to read my natal chart ill get read nxt sunday ,hav been reading a lot of peoples fb messages in their account unbeknownst to Dem [ some ppl r Toxic!! ] , Went 2 sleepy halloww N it wuz fun to explor3 ! we snuck into the phillip manor n ran from the moosez n snuck into the cemetery then went back to the city to go two parties til our phone died N we were askin ppl for directions to the nxt party. 0pen bar at ladygunn [ N met ppl from sk8 kitchen ive now met like three ppl from sk8 kitchen just in passing in parties n walkin around in bushwick. ] walkin in platformz n cheap shein shoes we blistered n bruised so the bunions unfortunately rnt goin anywhere but it iz whut it iz.

A haiku:

Mi molly plug

put they

pube

in my molly pills.

10/10 Best molly i ever done. missed the party bus at fidi to haunted mansion cuz my fake frog died n im in the third stage of grief ab it. (Bargaining) . Im entering a hoe phase again after being in my “im waiting for tru luv christian era “but like Truly- if ur boring id rather u be toxic pleaze for the love of God don’t b boring !!!!!!!!! UgH…. now I know whut silicone fake boobs feel like in my handz and mouth , iAm now an owner of a mattress made out of green tea , Im talking to a they them whose name is a frappuccino at Starbucks , My belly button piercing is infected , N new luv language unlocked : L8 nites screaming 2 emo music n throwback y2K sheit in Lena hornes grandsons bushwick apt n kissing his gf n trying on wigz n trying to do headstandz n LOTZ OF poetry SHaringz !!

a random poem i wrote on the bussy On my way! to werk: “scared of fame like sia .

Rico Nasty , sick . and diarrheaed .” Do u like it .

Halloweenn wuz fun dressing up like the BL00d of christ lmfao but i def got too tired cuz went out consecutive dayz n no sleep n just tired n sad . Intrapersonal probz make meh so fukin sad. But it lastz few wkz of good wetherr so i celebratin by goin to bodega in a c thru bra. i value deli man’s opinions of meh Titty piercings . iM still confused as to how i met my last situationship’s ex roommate at a casting who also may hav fucked my friends situation ship / Boyfie while feeling insecure and Hmmz. Guess the strait scene is gettin smol like the gay scene.

i finished watching party monster ab the club kidz scene in nyc n i am fuckin INSPIRED as hell to keep dressin weird n mayb do drag makeup sometimez. Luved the movie but therez too much Heroin. but much respect to Amanda Lenore , James st James n Angel Melendez (rip). Sidenote but i’ve been talking to a virgo trans masc columbia student who wants to top me and He wuz tellin meh ab how they did heroin once at a poland rave n Im getting increasingly interested Also just found out kurt cobain did Hereoin to help his undiagnosed IBS prob cuz he was severely lactose but his fav food wuz mac n cheese n pizza. LE SIGGHHH. soooooo relatable…!!!! but H is not kute so ima hav to let this 1 pass.

Finally getting mf help n treatment for ED stuff n tryna take more vitamins , im afraid of change and its so toxic how my head kan get sometimes just trying to follow this routine or diet sometimes i’ll call it just to find myself lying to myself continuously n going in roundabout ways with food anxiety, to the point of not being able to sleep because im in such a bad headspace because i’m hungry and trying to distract myself from not eating. I rly want a cinnamon roll wiff pecans tho. n crab Ranboobs…..

Gossip gurl rennybaby69247 advice- Dunt ever trust a hoe tht acts like sylvia plath manic girlie but kantt rly relate cuz it’s a whole systemic white ppl privilege thing at the end of the day , but trust white ppl who bake real good cuz Tbh they cook the main course w no garlic seasoning or pepper or salt on PURPOSE cuz they wanna prepare u for the boobwerrie muffin w almondz shaped like heartz on the top Dessert on purpose cuz U wont even fathom their artistry n Sheit n the power in their muscles to knead that dough tO Begin with!!!!!!!!!! white people need more credibility in the kitchen Ntthis week i want to say white lives matter n we shuld Giv them respectable chances to "get back " in our social platforms .

Til nxt week!!!!!!!!

ur disney channel princess , clowncore magazine collaging naked neighbor in the window , Depressed bitch rotting in their bedroom, Blew up on tiktok cuz of the ketamine scene in russian doll Yea u shuld follow me , Renny<3

[resmarted]

uh oh sounds like a pizza pawrty to me 🍕

[sphynxofmyheart]

Happy Birthday 🎉 Furrgeson 🎁. Big 03. #petbirthday #pawrty #sphynx #sphynxofinstagram #petphotography #ifitisntasphynxitsjustacat #sphynx_feature #catoftheday https://www.instagram.com/p/CDB3oNQn2T3/?igshid=15qwh4sv6betx

[homemadewholesome]

🥰 Last box of the day 🥰 . 🤩So kya khayal hai phir #Pawrty Hojye 😉🤩 . Grab this Freshly baked seasonal chocolate Fudge brownies today. 🥰 . Box of 6 Rs 850 Dc apply according to area. . DM your complete details to book the slot. . . #partyhorahihai #orangechocolate #strawberrychocolate #bestbrownies #sarurdayfunday #softbrownies #bestbrownies #madewithlove #mombakes #seasonalbrownies #freshlybaked (at Karachi, Pakistan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLOiG6khLPo/?igshid=d6653oa6p52j

[montereybayaquarium]

Happy birthday, Selka! Today this smart and spirited sea otter is turning 11 years old! 🎂

Selka was originally rescued by Aquarium staff as a stranded pup. She was brought to the Aquarium and raised by surrogate sea otter mom extraordinaire, Rosa! 

After being released to the wild, Selka stranded again due to a shark bite. She returned to the Aquarium and was rehabilitated. That’s when she joined our furry family of otters. Since then she has been an excellent surrogate mom to rescued otter pups. Her easygoing and inquisitive nature is ideal for raising the next generation of mighty (cute) mustelids.

Help us sea-lebrate Selka by leaving her a birthday wish in the comments! 💖

[silupatt]

MY 1ST #BARKDAY 🎉 mummy made me a #pawsome #cake 🎂 yummm 🥳 . . . #pawrty #barkdaycake #dogbirthdaycake #puppyfirstbirthday #dogfirstbirthday #dogbirthday #birthdaydog #birthdayboy #birthday #squishyfacecrew #wrinklyface #bullmastiffboxer #boxmas #bullmastiff #boxer #bullmastiffpuppy #boxerpuppy #bullmastiffsofinstagram #boxersofinstagram #bullmastifflove #boxerlove #mastiff #puppy #dog #puppylove #doglove #lovemydog https://www.instagram.com/p/BxmBnjMBVxb/?igshid=1cp25iqaql607

[pawrty-time]

Having my hair in sections feels like floppy puppy ears. That plus Puppy Chow (very sweet btw) is an amazing combo. I feel like a dog just lazing around on a big bed watchin tv

[fandomsilhouette]

chase away the fright (spotlight, so bright)

There’s a bright fluorescent light highlighting every mistake he’s ever made, burning him with the intensity of its focus. Felix squirms and hides and does his best to stay away from it all.

Marinette steals it all and grins as he settles in the shadows until he’s too comfortable to mind the light at all. 

Happy @felixmonth, y’all! 

“What’ll you be wearing tomorrow, Felix?” 

“I know you’re interested in fashion, but that’s quite the strange question, Marinette!” Felix tips his head back to look up at Marinette, one row above him, leaning over her desk to peek at him through her bangs. 

“Felix!! It’s pajama day at school. What are you going to wear?” 

Felix pulls a face, and then tilts back down to start tucking away his pens into his bag, getting ready to step out into the afternoon sun. Marinette scrambles to follow, shoving her papers into a folder and cramming the whole thing into her own bag. Felix makes a show of getting up and walking to the door before Marinette emits an upset whining noise that halts his teasing in its tracks. 

“Okay, okay, I’m waiting, I’m sorry!!” He pauses by the door, leaning back, one leg crossed over the other, lounging. Marinette slows down and puts her papers back properly, then meets him by the door where he plucks the bag from her fingers and swings it over his shoulder, then lifts it above her head before she can yank it back. 

“Felix!!” 

“Ahh, c’mon, let me have this one. You take such good care of me everyday, it’s only fair,” he teases, ruffling her hair and striding off as though the decision has been made. 

“You never answered what you were going to wear tomorrow!” Marinette catches up to him again and pulls on his wrist, pouting up at him in that way that makes guilt and amusement slam up against the walls of his stomach. 

“Ahhh...” Felix scratches at the back of his neck sheepishly. “I was just going to wear what I normally do.” 

Marinette giggles. “You can’t possibly sleep in a vest and tie, silly! C’mon, what do you really wear to bed?” 

She cares about this, and that’s why Felix hasn’t said anything until now. This week, spirit week, was Marinette’s pet project with the principal: she’s been fighting every obstacle in her way as class president to get it approved and organized, and Felix has suffered through color wars and spray paint in his hair and wrist bands and rallies in the park after school, but pajamas... was too much for Felix. 

“I just... I was going to skip this one.” 

“But it’s the best one!” 

“...I just ahhh... don’t like looking less than professional, Marinette, I like looking awake and clean.” Felix is hesitating, being less deadpan-blunt than he’s known for, but he can’t bring himself to do it. He’s dreading the way the light will dim from her eyes, the way her shoulders will slump, the way she’ll drag herself back to brightness with the force of Atlas straining against the sky and the earth. 

“...what is it really? That’s not it, Felix, that’s never been your issue.” 

Felix stops in his tracks, eyes fluttering shut, resignation dripping down his spine like ice. He winces. 

“I... agh, Marinette, you know me too well. Listen...” 

“Look!!” she insists. Felix huffs out a laugh despite himself. 

“It’s... it’s like, it takes away my ability to be... to hide behind this ideal of who I’m supposed to be. Pajamas are... what you wear when you’re safe, when you’re vulnerable. They’re... to sleep, perhaps to dream, to dare to yearn for a world more beautiful than the terror we live in every day.” 

“Those’re some pretty words you got there, Felix.” 

“Thank you.” 

Marinette pulls a face. “It’s not a compliment, you’re doing that hiding-behind-poetry-to-avoid-facing-irrational-fears thing again.” 

Felix makes a face right back. “Darn, and here I was hoping you wouldn’t notice!” 

“I always notice you, Felix.” Marinette squeezes his wrist gently, and her voice is so soft it hurts. Felix swallows hard and nods, too afraid of crying to speak. 

“Hey, do you want to come over tomorrow morning? Before school, see if you can get me out of bed a little earlier? It’ll be fun, I’ll make you breakfast if I have time!” 

“I’d love to.” 

The next morning finds himself combing down the sleep-mussed hair of a dozing Marinette, who bolts upright when she realizes what’s happened and jumps into action. She blindsides him with a Ladybug onesie and pouts her way into getting him to wear it, and then shoves toast into her mouth and pushes him down the stairs before he can even blink. 

“This counts as breakfast,” she yells after him. 

Ten minutes later, she pads her way down the stairs, and the toebeans are the first thing Felix sees. Then the tail, swinging behind her, and then the little paws with the embroidered patterns, and the hood, pulled up with cat ears flopping into her face, lopsided and confused and absolutely adorable. Green embroiders the edges, and the bell at her collar jingles as she moves. Felix goes bright red to match the onesie he’s wearing, and suddenly he’s a lot less inclined to take it off before school. 

“I’ll wear mine if you wear yours? We’ll make it a,” and she pauses to wiggle her hands at him, “pawjama pawrty!!” 

Felix snorts. Yeah, alright. Let them have his weakest self, if Marinette will grin like that. What is there to hide when the brightness of her smile chases away the spotlight on his failures? 

[mcltenfuntime]

"Look, if you had MOLTEN spaghetti,

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, MOLTEN spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks MOLTEN spaghetti to drop bombs, But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no. He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that MOLTEN spaghetti's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his MOLTEN spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This MOLTEN spaghetti He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in MOLTEN spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in MOLTEN spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping MOLTEN spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order A normal sweater is boring, but MOLTEN spaghetti's close to post mortem It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter He only grows harder, only grows hotter He goes home and barely knows his own M-M-OLTEN spaghetti there's vomit on his MMM-MO-MOLTEN spaghetti His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows his palms are sweaty ope hes calm and ready ope and unfolds I suppose it's MOLTeN spaghetti chewed up and spit out he's chokin now You better lose yourself in mOltEn spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mmOLTEN spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti Tear this motherfucking roof off like two MMMOltttEN spaghettis I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper All the vomit inside amplified by the fact That I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti And I can't provide the right type of spaghetti for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti And it's no movie, there's no MOlttteNNNN spaghetti, this is my life And these palms are so MOLTen, and i'm so hard My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby vomit's on his sweater already MOLTen spaghetti he's nervous bloah another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot spaghetti is my only motherfucking option, vomit's not MOLttEN, I love you, but this vomit's got to go ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only MOLTe-te-ten spaghetti that I got You better lose yourself in MOLTen-n-n spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in MOL-MOL-M0LT3N spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) M0LLLLLLLLtttEEEEEEEN Spaghetti You can do anything man”