#pearl forrester

[mst3kgifs]

Sometimes I think I lie because I'm evil.

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

MST3K 804 | The Deadly Mantis | 1997

[just-as-a-fact]

[aliceindaisychains999]

A small tierlist on who I’d trust to make dinner

[girlbosstourney]

GIRLBOSS TOURNEY ROUND ONE: WOMEN IN STEM (SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, EXPERIMENTS, MALICE)

Select which one you think is GIRLBOSSIER, i.e., which one is the better girlboss

Propaganda

Pearl Forrester:

nothing more girlboss than fighting in a planetary war (that she started), surviving the planet's explosion, and then prosecuting the man who blew the planet up in space court and getting him the death penalty (he did it on accident) (she is also keeping him trapped on a spaceship) (she has a chill porch chat with him a few episodes later in her space van as though they are space neighbors), also she drives a space van and has killed several people, has the ego to pretend to be a god but isn't effective enough to actually pull it off, gave robots lsd because she could, moves into a sick castle later and learns to play the pipe organ, and ruins her granddaughter's work leaving her in crushing debt all because she wanted to go to jazzfest 1991 (she could have gone without destroying everything but you know how it goes). basically she's full of herself and is the pettiest woman alive to the point where she is only motivated to stop potential major timeline changes because she's told they may lead to snack crackers not existing and that this is specifically one of her henchmen's fault. also she survives the explosions of two more planets while she was still on them and started firing a pistol while driving her space van to announce to the protagonists giving her eulogy that she didn’t just die. your honor she's girlboss

GlaDOS:

She kills people which is very swag of her, she singlehandedly ran aperture science for YEARS, and continued to do so even after she killed everyone off with a deadly neurotoxin

[lurking-e]

I got the idea for this drawing last night, and tackled it today. This was fun, but a challenge, since I'm not used to drawing vehicles. I think this turned out pretty good.

[stumpyshocky]

The queen bee herself 👑 Pearl.

Used some new csp brushes and trying to get faster at drawing quick sketches like this. Took me only a few hours.

[superbeeny]

Okay, hear me out about this weird, specific type of villain.

Fabulous, are moms/maternal figures albeit really bad ones, and while ruthless and self-centered, they're too funny/likable to kill off.

[gojira-ekkusu]

[magsdomino]

👌🏻IT STINKS!

[mst3kgifs]

Sure do. Good night, Pearl.

[laurenfoxmakesthings]

So, the MST3K fandom never talks about the amount of lore given in The Projected Man, like how Pearl has many ancestors (also named after jewels) who did similar (but old-timey) experiments? And how this gave her more purpose to do the experiment (rather than just out of spite) than ever before?

[tonightatsix]

mst3k characters as whose line screenshots 2/?

kinga forrester:

t.v.’s max:

pearl forrester:

professor bobo:

brain guy:

synthia:

mega-synthia:

timmy:

bonuses are up next!

[jamieaiken919]

poor brain guy lmao

[aliceindaisychains999]

If Mike and the bots ever discovered the magic of YTP or video editing, the Mads are screwed. Every cheesy movie will be dumbed down to JoJ, visual gags and weird shit that is mostly responsible by Crow’s crass humor. The insanity is cathartically removed, happy ending achieved