#pepito

[farelk]

Some illustrations for my QSMP AU

[miauta]

poor little boys

[babieshowclown]

I love egg island trio

[concorp]

pepito says no pronouns :)

[bubbleminss]

Esta pelicula se llama: ¡Mamá, papá se convirtió en una rata! 🐀😱‼️‼️

[royalarchivist]

Pepito: fofoca???

Pac: Fofoca? You know, uh, me and Fit are dating, that's the - like, the last fofoca I can tell you

Mike: YOU STARTED DATING?!

Mike and Pepito react to Pac's news about dating Fit.

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Pac: Yeah, right? Like, I said to you - [stammers] Y- you - you cut my hair, man!

Mike: No no no no– You said- you said that you- you had met, but you didn't said you were dating, bro! What the fck.

Pepito: QUEEEEEEEEEEEE CUENTAME (WHATTTTT TELL ME)

Pac: Yeah, like, I think after like the first date, I think I'm dating, it's not how that- the things work, right?

Mike: I'm gonna- I'm gonna ask- I'm gonna ask Fit.

Pac: Ask Fit, ask Fit.

[Mike runs off to question Fit]

Pac: Fit like, invited me to... to dinner yesterday, Pepito.

Pepito: mi primera boda :-D (My first wedding :-D)

Pac: Cal- calma, calma, calma, calma- You know? We are– we are baby steps. [Laughs]

Pepito: PASITO A PASITO COMO PEPITO. (Little by little, steps like Pepito)*

Pac: Yes! [Laughs] "Little by little, steps like Pepito." [Starts singing "Despacito" then laughs again.]

* "Pasito a pasito" can also be translated as "little by little" or "step by step," but given the context of what Pepito's saying, "Little by little, steps like Pepito" is a closer translation to what Pepito's actually trying to say.

[mikaikaika]

"average person says Pepito's name once every 5 secs or so when they are near Pepito” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average person says Pepito's name every 2 minutes or so when they are near Pepito. Apa Roier, who lives in the Mexican village & chants Pepito's name on repeat like a pokemon , is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[unit-ssn0va]

Apá donde estamos?

“Too much emotion, but useful… the federation likes useful assets”

[awelofoolich]

pepito the mosquito

[bluetomatosoda]

Pepito is technically still a baby though so not really a throwback kkkk

Look out for more baby-eggs coming soon \:D/

[bigboobyhalo]

pepito hamster gif

[nasa-kimchi]

Brothers

[takethebodymarc]

Mariana: I wouldn't kill any eggs, because I am a new mexican, because I have changed and because I want a better life for Pepito.

[hgduo]

Horribly haunted by the mental image of q!Cellbit returning and finding out about Pepito and being told "Oh, you're gonna love this kid- Pepito's a lot like you!" and Cellbit being kinda worried at first because well... he knows the kind of man that he is- but then he meets Pepito and sees this tiny little sparky kid who loves coffee, plays chess, is afraid of spiders, and collects flower and and and-

[pikhachu]

pepito…..

[apendice-chileno]

An empty shell of what you were