#peps yelling

[mortiscausa]

i can't stop thinking how funny it would be if gareth's brothers did in fact recognise him and were just like 'well clearly he has his reasons so let's all be good big bros and pretend we don't know him' and then spend the next few weeks before he goes off on his quest pretending extremely badly that they have never ever met this kitchen boy before nope not at all even while other knights are looking at them and looking at gareth and going 'hmmm'

[thirstforhelmets]

Cute Daughter -Ganon x F!Reader

Ganondorf: *Is sitting on the floor in your tiny room with daughter in his lap*

Ganondorf: *Idly letting toddler daughter play with his hands while he takes glancing peeks at you trying to ignore him by reading a book on your bed*

Ganondorf: *Smirks* Bold of you to ignore a potential threat, much less leave your child with them.

F!reader/Assassin/Duelist/Future-wife: Fuck off, Gaan. You would have taken her -years- ago if you were going to do so.

Duelist: Also, you’re in the lion’s den, Gerudo King! -MY- territory!

Ganondorf: *Smirk widens* And how oh-so tiny your den is, Duelist. I can lay down and fill nearly half of-

Duelist: *sits up and slams book down* GO HOME THEN!

Ganondorf: *shit eating grin* 

[immortaltale]

hi everyone sorry for the delay but it's finally here...! i present the entire transcript (in the original spanish) of pep's book "mi gente, mi fútbol" (published in 2001).

it's essentially detailing the stories of the people most important to him, and you get quite a bit of insight into pep himself in the process, so please do consider giving it a read! if you aren't fluent in spanish, you'll have to use a translator like i did. but in the meantime, here's a short excerpt to hopefully pique your interest:

At first, they wanted it to be a book like "This is your life" and what do you want me to tell you? Who the hell would be interested in my life…? So I politely declined the proposal and forgot about it but… lo and behold, all of a sudden, Lu Martin appears and says: "Talk about them. Whoever you want. About yours". I sat down, I thought and I wrote. And I have done it for those who are there and for those who are not, but it is as if they were there. I liked remembering them because, while I was doing it, I realised how much they have given me. A lot. (translated via DeepL)

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

((Happy 4/20, Mun! :D))

(Thank you! Honestly, I forgot today was something, for I do not personally blaze it, but any excuse to bust out the ice cream is worth celebrating! (silly!!!)

I hope your 4/20 was good too!!!

[boxwinebaddie]

It’s totally understandable uncle Nina we appreciate you and are here for you<333

My question for pep Kyle, what was his perspective and view when he fought Stan? We know he has a huge soft spot for him and he would never do anything to purposely hurt him. Also if he ever found out about Stan’s gift (origami) what would be his reaction?

Take your time, don’t rush to answer

HYH💗💗

omgggg, please don't make me cry!!! you are so sweet! really, like, all of you have been so sweet to me about my update which means a lot to me because you all mean a lot to me <3 and i really hate letting you all down, but in an airplaine when the cabin pressure is low, they tell you to put the oxygen mask over yourself and then help others. so this is me, putting my oxygen mask on, then hopefully assisting you.

which! speaking of! thank you kindly for your question! i do have an answer and what an Answer it is, darling! xx

so, i know they were a hot mess, but the reason i even wrote/wanted to include the original chapters 11/12 of peppermint were because we only got to see stan's vers. of the days leading up to operation style.

and obviously, he was toiling away in acts of service/gift giving biboy hell making kyle 1005 origami paper cranes, fueled by fantastic visions of mean green eyed angel boys & true loves cherry nyquil kiss.

...but kyle didn't know that.

all that kyle knew was that his super best friend, the boy he's been in love with his entire life and his favorite person on planet earth just...stopped talking to him. no explanation. stan shut his phone off to focus on kyle and by accident, completely shut kyle out instead.

so kp's perspective of the fight or the kyle trial/denial, was that stan was acting...really weird. and i mean...Really, Reeeeallly, Weird.

because if we can recall, during the kyle trials, stan was flirting with kyle relentlessly, trying to get him to blush, touching his arms, standing way too close to him & overall just being a fucking Menace.

this, ofc, was strange to kyle, but he was trying not to overthink it because when he overanalyzes every little thing stan does and tries to use those things to prove the unprovable theory -- that stan's secretly in love with him -- he just gets really depressed & miserable.

so, that happening was weird enough...

...but then it stopped.

from kyle's perspective, stan went from being around him 25/8, every waking moment, texting him 34634983 times a day, one million emojis, breathing down his neck, carrying his books, bothering him, batting eyelashes at him...to going completely ghost.

stan who would make dumb excuses to get kyle to keep talking to him was making dumb excuses to Not keep talking to him. and that was when they were talking. because stan stopped talking to him after that. he said he had food poisoning and went dark.

and that...put the fear of god into kyle.

so while stan was pretending to be sick w/ food poisoning to avoid telling kyle he was actually lovesick/throwing up abt kyle, kyle was WORRIED SICK about stan, in a constant state of panic because stan just stopped texting him, stopped responding, stopped being his sbf.

and i had a lot of people be like 'okay, but nina if kyle knew that stan was having an episode, why was he still mad at stan' like??

because he'd had ENOUGH you guys!!!! kyle spent his Whole Life loving stan, taking care of stan, bending over backwards for him, dropping everything for him, forgiving him for everything and enough was enough, you know? he just...Broke. it was the final straw for him.

and when i tell you that through every single stan spin cycle, he has texted kyle good morning and good night, every single day since seventh grade, you guys. they talk for hours, they are attached at the hip, they are litrlly co-dependent super boy best friends in hellschool. like what kyle as saying is that stan...has never shut him out before. not like that. even during a depressive episode, stan will text kyle a sad face or 'hi :/' or something like...he has never...for multiple days just not texted kyle or spoken to him. At All.

and to his knowledge, stan suddenly wanted nothing to do with him, and here was tolkien, being super kind to him, doting on him, fucking worshiping him, actually asking him out on a date

( also i wrote this weird section [ before i stopped and scrapped it ] that was going to go into old 11 if i had space...originally i was going to write in that whole part i summarized in the bebe chap where kp was at tolkiens house filmin the tiktok...sum boy drama in there. )

and kyle was still!!! thinking about stan!!! like tolkien black was literally kissing him on the lips and kyle smelled pepper fucking mint and swore in his emo-boy aroused BRAIN that stan was there and lke could not even enjoy that moment -- for the second time. like tolkien kissed kyle twice and he was thinking about stan!!! BOTH TIMES

and that was frustrating to him, you know? like he feels pathetic about it because here he is, like every other day of his life, chasing after his best friend, being in love with him, giving stan a million chances and just watching stan run past him in the hallways, like desperate to get away from him??? like that is seriously painful. kyle never told stan he was in love with him because he was scared it would ruin their friendship, but now it was like...his super best friend in the whole world...didn't want to be friends with him anymore???

and wouldn't tell him why.

AND IN KYLES PERSPECTIVE, IT WAS THEIR 12TH SUPER BEST FRIENDAVERSEY WHICH EVEN W A PEP!STAN LEVEL OF ADHD HE HAS NEVER ONCE FORGOTTEN...AND STAN FORGOT!!!!

like when i tell you that kyle was DEVASTATED. like kyle fighting with stan in the hall...it wasn't out of anger, like he was so miserable. it was because he was desperate to know what the hell was going on. it was from a place of pure fucking hurt that he was yelling at stan. also stan LIED TO HIM? stan has never ever once lied to him!!!! like stan had to find out from other people that he was not sick, when kyle spent DAYS worried about him like...HE WAS HEARTBROKEN!!!!

edit: also...i had kyle shove stan. i'm taking it out. i put it in there for drama but i literally don't think kyle would lay a finger on stan. so i'm nixing that its no longer canon.

BUT ANYWAYS!

so, yeah. kyle was hard on stan even during an episode, but he had to put his foot down and i think that your best friend seemingly ignoring you for several weeks, lying to you and not speaking to you once on your 12th sbfaversey and actively avoiding you??? is a pretty good reason to publicly super worst break up tbh.

the worst part too is that if stan had said...anything. quite literally anything in response that would have explained anything, kyle would have folded like all those little paper cranes. but he didn't, so kyle was just like i cannot keep living like this??? like it is very exhausting and embarrassing to love someone who is running away from you.

after the friendship bracelet incident, he did sit in his room, crying loudly to taylor swift in stans stupid cure sweatshirt. he was SAD. like kyle was wallowing, he wanted to run back so BAD, but like if he runs back, its a vicious cycle like: he put the oxygen mask over himself. :(

okay, as far as the last part of the ask goes with the cranes, i have another ask about that and it's later on so i'll have to go into that more later...but what i can tell you is that...

if we can recall, stan ran crying out of that school, took the wish jar out of his backpack and CHUCKED IT into the trash but...

no body, no crime.

we didn't hear it smash, now did we, girls, gays and theys?

because it did not smash.

and better yet? it was secretly fished out of the trash...

by kenny. <3

[inkedmyths]

All we have is the right to waver. Like stray dogs who hit rock bottom.

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

this song makes me feel emotions about things

[wraithinkorporated]

Playing as Noise is so much fun and the speedruns with him are going to be insane I cannot wait

[saveitlikesasuke]

THEY GOT PEP FOR THIS EPISODE???

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

I always forget that most Americans grew up doing the pledge of allegiance because I did not. I think we did it in Kindergarten but never again after that. Like it weirds me out when I hear about it. 

[waytoobsessed]

“NO NO NO YOU TURKEY LEGGED MOTHER CLuCKER NO”

Me playing Genshin and fighting a boss I don’t know the mechanics for

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

something's still bothering me

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(does fiend have a high pain tolerance or do they not just feel any pain at all? they don’t seem to be fazed by the scratches)

(A little of both, as weird as that sounds

Fiend lacks bones/joints/muscles, so there is not much to feel pain with

They do have a nervous system (or the equivalent of one) to feel sensations with (pain included), but they can just turn it off and not feel anything, if they so choose

Though they have said they were in a fight, so it's probably a bit of adrenaline too)

[boxwinebaddie]

Sry to bother u Queen I have no one to be Insane about style with irl and I had to get this off my chest lmaooo.

I just love how in The List episode when Kyle was at the bottom, Stanley-#1-Kyle-Hypeman-Marsh was IMMEDIATELY like I SMELL BULLSHIT and set out to prove it. “You’re tellin me NONE of the girls can see this guy for the beautiful, stunning, EFFERVESCENT creature he is??? HE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!”

Anyway Stan Marsh is a Pretty Boy Kyle truther that’s all thank u for ur time

best friend why would u say something so UNCONTREVERSIAL and UNIVERSALLY TRUE! kyle is so pretty!!!!! ceo of being beautiful!

i also have no one to talk to about style irl, my friends are in different fandoms being deranged, you can talk to me always! my dms are always open and i hope its ok that i published this!

i must spread the sweet gospel of beautiful boy kyle broflovski!

i wrote so much i am also so crazy help i'm very passionate abt this.

like in pep, at least to me, stan is just very conventionally attractive out the gate ( his eyes b so mesmerizing my goodness like ur gonna look that man in the eyes and tell me ur not gonna give him ur wallet ) and like bouncy, boy next door hollister modelly. like toms rhinoplasty is so obsessed w his nose that they put it on the WALL!!!!! and that shit was natural like they didnt even do work on him those LIARS!

kyle though. kyle looks like a beautiful ethereal otherworldly fae creature to me like his beautiful snowflake freckles, his forest fire hair his EYE BALLS !!! of a reasonable size and not goldfish stan sized! ALSO THEYRE GREEN! LIKE HELLO!!!! HEARTSTOPPING JAWDROPPIN! like he is so fantasy high elf, renaissance painting, like hauntingly beautiful i feel this shit in my bones like u see that man and ur like u have the most strikingly interesting and indescribably beautiful face i have ever seen it is in my dreams my nightmares

HE IS NOT OF THIS WORLD AND PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT IT! PEOPLE NAMED ERIC CARTMAN WHO SHOULD DIE VIOLENTLY! I HATE U

kyle is just like a beautiful work or art and very pretty, i feel but in a less conventional way! BUT NOT TO STAN OH MY GOD! like it is so deeply funny to me that ppl are like 'okokok but stan didnt even see kyle like that at first he was all up on wendy'

UHHHHHH!!! six year old stan pep saw kyle for five whole seconds and was on his hands and knees BEGGING like PLSPLSPLSPLS ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE all while kyle was actively trying to KILL HIM!!! and he did not let up once! not once! he was BEWITCHED!!!! BY THAT CHILDS BEAUTY!!! it was THAT SERIOUS TO HIM!!!! like he followed kyle everywhere like he was staking his claim he was like this is my otherworldly beautiful fae ginger boyfriend and i need all of u normal bitches to back the FUCK up!

like thats just my hc but also like...that feels so real to me and in every time line universe of the nina fanfic world stan is like immediately obsessed with kyle and singles him out bc hes BEAUTIFUL! and i think that should be true in canon south park just given his m.o.

( also i feel that bc of the society we live in, being lgbt is so frowned upon and othered that boys and girls are just wired to assume that their same sex counterparts have to originate/stay in friendship...like theyre not supposed to deviate or jump immediately to crushes and shit which sucks...also when ur six understanding romantic love is like nonexistent like even stans ginormous loverboy heart could nt figure that shit out but still immediately jumped to idk what this feeling is but I Need You ahaa )

BACK TO THE LIST! YES I'M BEING CRAZY! STYLE 101 CLASS IS IN SESSION

the list is so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bc it was so fucking RIGGED!!!!

like i cannot speak to much on the canon of south park because i dont love a lot of it so thats why i am girlbossing it but like in pep like BEBE PUT KYLE AT THE BOTTOM TO SPITE HIM!!! AND PUT CLYDE AT THE TOP LIKE!!! BOOOOO ( i luv u clyde so sorry baby )

like objectively i think it is clear that kyle is pretty hes just MEAN and will hiss and bite u so people do not fuck with him!!! like multiple people have tried to bark up that tree and barely escaped with their lives like stan is just so unserious with his life that he did not care if kyle ripped him to shreds AND IT WAS WORTH IT HE WOOOOON!

but ok yes...theres a point somewhere the point is that unconciously or not stan has been in love with kyle his entire life and regardless thinks he himself is oridinary and that kyle is very beautiful so him being put near the top and kyle at the bottom was tooooootally like...alright so this is a joke right like this is a joke kyle this is so unserious like its a joke im near the top BUT LIKE! realized it wasnt a joke and was SOOOOOOOOO MAD

i know he was heated oh my god i know he told him he was very beautiful for hours and it was so unplatonic it was hilarious stan cannot fight but he totally Let Me Speak To Your Managered barbara stevens so hard like LOOK AT THIS EARTH ANGEL! take that list of LIES down stevens or i will take your LIFE! justice for kyle! <3

last thing that actually makes me sad is that the list like actively affected kyle so heavily that his self confidence and insecurities around his body got so severe that it made him like literally hate himself and like I WANT TO!!!! FIGHT SO BAD!

in closing...pretty boy kyle nation.

also, in rm kyle is also extremely beautiful. like EXTREMELY. its talked abt regularly by everyone. its not even contested. like ppl whisper to bebe abt it like who is ur friend hes soooo pretty PLS set me up on a date w him and bebes like.....uh.....u can try but uh....i wouldn't baby. just trust me on that one. hes very dark academia beautiful marble statue beautiful. like when hes in turtle necks and blazers and tailored pants and shit its like...is it hot in here shdlkah

hes just so mean and scary and awkward its hard to flirt with him. that did not stop stan in that universe either im afriad. all the nina stans are in the kyle chokehold.

like he literally is just in his raggedy ass tired college student garb at home as a way to like diminish how naturally beautiful he is! BUT IT DOESNT WORK BC HE IS JUST MESSY BUN BIG SWEATSHIRT Y/N FANFIC TUMBLR GIRL MAIN CHARACTER CUTE SO NICE TRY! but yes hes fine as hell amen gospel preached. love u riles

[holydivers]

customers will act like they want you to cut off your pinkie finger to atone for the crime of not having the size of dr pepper they want

[sonippep-hohu]

I think it's very funny when people claim Peppino is some unhinged man who LOVES violence. My man was held at gunpoint (or I guess laser point) to come fight and so he fights - having manic episodes and panicking along the way And suddenly he is a lunatic that loves violence...