#peteys

[johnnyprimecc]

Petey's Burger

I stopped in this joint with some guys from the NYC Zooz Club after a ride, and stuffed a double cheeseburger down my throat. It was really good! I didn’t get a photo of their shoestring fries, but they were excellent. All in, with a drink, $17. Excellent deal! PETEY’S BURGER 46-46 Vernon Blvd. Queens, NY 11101

[paper-starz]

In celebration of steamboat Willie coming into public domain, I made some totally original characters: Will and Petey!

Will is the captain of the S.S WILLIE (he named it after himself)! He’s pretty infamous for being petty, grumpy, and generally rude to almost everyone that he meets. He also has barely any social whatsoever, other than talking to his brother.

Petey on the other hand is the newest (and only other) crew mate! He loves his job and takes it very seriously, so much so that it usually gets him into a bunch of trouble (and Will has to get him out of it)

What kinda trouble you may ask?

Oh, you know… just your usual.

Sea monsters.

Pirates.

Angry customers.

[xxgothbitchfromhellxx]

2000s pete wentz

[unusual-ly]

I just have this image in my head of homeless!Ted recognising Pete out in public. He’s got this sweet little faraway smile on his face as he watches him and mutters “Petey…! That’s my baby brother…!” to no-one. Pete barely even notices him

Or maybe Pete, for once, is the only one in his friend group who decides to actually throw a little bit of spare change into the homeless guy’s cup as they’re all walking by and Ted looks up to thank the kind stranger and realises, and can’t say anything, just stares as Pete keeps walking, until he’s almost out of sight. “Oh…” he picks up the cup to look inside it, then back towards Pete, “Thank you, Petey…”

[hija-ck]

boys 🫶🏻

[lottoliner]

4340 sees you from across the bar and Hates your vibe...

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

literally everything about richie lipschitz SCREAMS short. i cant explain it, but i know in my heart that richie is a tiny little guy and the only thing stopping that from being 100% canon is the fact that Jon is over 6 feet tall. but he literally crouches down for the majority of the show. richard. lipschitz. is. short. as. fuck.

[40ep]

boesersson appreciation: [1/?] [vid cr.] ↪ @harmandayal2: Boeser on Pettersson breaking out: "I think everyone can see now the confidence with the puck... that's the Petey we all know and love" #Canucks

[tiger-balm]

jim claiming both quinn AND petey here is so funny

[aquapede]

piranha plants on parade!!

[punk-angel]

i haven't drawn them in like 4 years

[sunnyhar]

GOOD EVENING DOG MAN COMMUNITY

[frchillingrn]

I do this to my buddies all the time ❤️

[larsnicklas]

playoff pete mode engaged!

[happyvoltz]

head

[dokupine]

How do Piranha Plants look and act in Super Speculative Bros.? What about the fire spitting variant? Petey Piranha, too?

piranha plants are (unsurprisingly) carnivorous plants. In the wild, they’re pitfalls for prey larger than insects. Koopas have selectively bred and farmed them for aesthetics and usefulness as a trap. They can also digest organic matter very well, so they’re often used as trash bins. (Careless individuals might feed them indigestible things like glass and plastic) Throughout the year, the pitfall will close and bloom, attracting swarms of pollinators. The piranha plant will then grow new pitfall leaves, and the old ones will dry up and hang by its sides.

Fire-spitting piranha plants were a genetic engineering project to create a piranha plant that could snare its prey instead of relying on going unnoticed. It wasn’t very effective. They don’t actually spit fire, but their powerful digestive fluid instead. This is still deadly, the projectiles from some varieties can cause chemical burns. At best, the target just gets covered in disgusting goo.

Petey piranha is the mascot of company that industrially farms piranha plants. He’s starred in many animated PSAs about not over-watering your plants or feeding them garbage.