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munadrawson · 4 months

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#pffft this is stupid #big man #deep cut #splatfest #frye #frye onaga #splatoon 3 #splatoon

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gniteruirui · 6 months

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I had an idea!

#rui rui talks #a stupid idea pffft

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rednite-dork · 3 months

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me when laios tiddies:

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #laios x reader #i wanna make fucking biscuits out of his tiddies PFFFT #idk shitposting???#yes i procrastinated to do this stupid fucking gif

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toki-is-the-king · 1 month

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HA I ams laughs pfft

I don’t remembers who starts draws this but it ams funnies.

-Skwisgaar

#metalocalypse #dethklok #skwisgaar skwigelf #probablies Toki #did stuff #did system #art stuff #system art #this ams makes me laugh #I looks good I thinks #dethklok fanart #pffft #stupids

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sentientsky · 8 months

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[voice of a person who hasn’t had a healthy sleep schedule sleep since the twentyseventh of july twenty twenty three] no i’m not crying over a drawing of a binary star system SHUT UP

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lootsofathousandsworld · 7 months

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Flint: *goal to loot thousands of treasures, bury them, making into a hoard, and guard them through his death.

Fans:

#my dumb talking #dumb meme #treasure planet meme #Nathaniel flint #pffft! X’D #I’m supposed to draw but I need #to do a stupid meme to get out of system 😂#seriously I wish I known he was dragon alien #long time ago 🥲

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halfdent · 28 days

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How Harvey should have been after having people put shit in his brain and /or try to look inside it constantly , including his best friend who performed brain surgery without his consent ; maybe Two-Face has a point

At least Bruce apologised to Two-Face that was very sweet thank you very cool .

#◖𝙳𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚃𝙾𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚁 & 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙾𝚂 / 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 .#Harvey babes people are so savage to him like sure Bruce was trying to remove a bullet #but the goal of these guys are always trying to remove two-face or worse like ?!?!?!?#guys ! harvs already struggling mentally what the actual shit #also batman may be a detective but he’s no brain surgeon like help #same things with trying to fix quotation marks harvs face #I have seen him with skin grafts and he’s so happy bless but twos is literally always like nah no scare doesn’t mean no me stupid #*scars #im mobile so typo hell #while I’m rambling twos was saying the bullet was erratating but Bruce you literally have to ask is it okay if I perform brain surgery on #you?#pffft #like please no wonder he is pissed #we don’t hold it against him because it’s gotten so insane in the canon stuff nowadays we can just be like yeah alright nah

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wispurring-moss · 2 months

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thought experiment went wrong at work again today and so this has been plaguing me for hours now:

?????? can anyone else See The VisionTM or have i finally just completely plummeted off the deep end?????????????

*staggered blink* ...i need more time to let this... whatever-this-is Cook more fully but there is SOMETHING here i know it gjhsdhghsdjbkg

#thought experiment was about what a huskerdust fusion would be & my brain went ''that's just valentino'' & i was sitting there at my desk #like the lisa simpson meme for like 60 full seconds trying to process that notion gjhsdghksdjgvhbgf but then?????? i Kept thinking about it #and well here we are hsdghjsdg x'3c #if canon!overlord!Husk was not an utterly despicable heartless bastard i am going to be SO disappointed lmfaooooooo #also i Need y'all to know How Much restraint i used in not having it look like Husk's hand was up Val's ass like a sock puppet x'DDDDDD #husk #angel dust #valentino #ughhhh i need a separate tag for my stupid shit like this lol #etc #eh that'll work for now pffft

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toxooz · 3 months

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BADDIE DOWN NOOO 💔

Don’t take uneccesary journeys !!! Don’t take risks on treacherous roads!!! And don’t swim in the sea!!!

Ok fr hope u recover without any troubles dont push yourself 🫶

chEAH I took The Piss Journey again and DAMN my right lung and shoulder are in bad shape ⚰️ shit hurty but theyre gonna give me some pain killers and/or morphine 👼

#my stupid diaphragm keeps wanting to hiccup and bitchhhh aint no way im doin that rn pffft

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here-there-were-dragons · 6 months

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as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.

#a lot of people literally refuse to even eat ham or pork #not even for like religious or health reasons #just because they think eating anything but beef and chicken is 'weird and scary and gross'#every time i hear people going on en masse about how 'weird and an acquired taste' something foreign is i go and try it and i'm just like #what the fuck were all of you smoking. where is the unbearable weirdness i am supposed to be experiencing #shoutout to that time i kept hearing about how bizarre a flavor milkis soda is and how intimidating and acquired of a taste #then when i actually try the stuff. it's just fucking peach soda. it's peach soda with a faint tangy yogurtish taste. it makes good floats.#how in the absolute fuck is anything even remotely weird much less gross about this?#unless your concept of what a 'soda' should be is poisoned by a lifetime of the entire soda aisle being filled with nothing but brown sludg #from the same 3 brands that all taste like what would happen if they could distill the concept of diabetes and artificial flavoring syrup #i don't know if other countries have this but there's this weird cultural like mandatory rejection of any 'unusual' food here #way more intense than i've seen from anyone from any other country (though that might just be inexperience with other cultures talking)#people react to the mere suggestion of any food outside a very narrow range with outright disgust and genuine fear and horror #and there's a huge amount of unspoken peer pressure on everyone to also do the same #like you're expected to agree with them and you've breeched some sort of silent social contract if you don't #it's seen as *immoral* almost it feels like #it's difficult to describe unless you've noticed it yourself #americans react to the mere suggestion of eating anything outside of the same 2 meats and handful of fillers the same way #that pearl-clutching aristocrat grandmas react to hearing that people in foreign countries do.. basically anything #it doesnt matter if you're suggesting eating ube cake or suggesting eating live bugs because people will react the same way #everything that's not chicken/beef/ect is as good as bugs to people here #hate this stupid blandass country and how impossible it is to afford any food other than burgers if you're not rich #or blessed with relatives that have any idea how to cook and are at all willing to teach you #cause nother weird thing i've noticed about food culture-or at least wasp food culture-that i haven't seen anywhere else quite the same way #is that if you DO have any relatives that know how to cook then nine times out of ten they will jealously guard their recipes like a dragon #and refuse to share them with anyone #thus taking whatever little cooking knowledge was in the family to their grave #so the opportunity other people usually have for family bonding via passing on recipes? pffft no.#for some reason we seem to actively go out of our way to prevent these things from being passed on #i don't know what the fuck is up with that but i suspect it has something to do with 50's dinner party oneupmanship

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k1nn0 · 2 years

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Profoundly stupid of the most stupidest stupidly estúpidamente estúpido.

#very stupid old insignificant and any type of form nonsense #in a way that i just #dont rlly want to explain the why #so have it like whatever the fuck yall want idc anymore #im still in the artblock </3 #pffft whatever dude #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #dorohedoro #drhdr #have a not very nice day

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belanova · 11 months

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BITLIFE PISSA??1827282?2..!1(#!#

YEAH OK I don't know where I put my last screenshot of Missa being alive but I decided to take matters in my own hand.

Ok as you see I die very early on Its just that the mafia job is locked through payment and you can only one chance to get it for free I should passed but I didn't think I would die early on😭 (Solo me doy cuenta lo mal que se ve que esto disculpaaa JAJA)

I added several Philza Minecraft but every time I added them in they all kept being straight (Como el canon😔) until finally at age 19 I went to the dating apps trying to find him, worried that all the available options were all doomed to be heterosexual... Until.

I finally did it. At age 18 I got together and where I begin my Pissa journey I made sure him and Missa did everything so his happiness bar would be high up and not break up, I aged up

I fortunately got a diamond ring and at age 19 I GOT THEM MARRIED, I WAS SO POOR I NEEDED THIS.

I then started saving up money to get kids and finally have my full set, the first kid I accidentally rip myself off cause I resetted the game so much I think the baby disappeared

Después de unos años de malandro (Mafia no es un buen empleo :/) por fin ME CONSIGUE UNA TALLULAH

Ignora mi hermano muriendo quien le importa CHAYANNE NACIÓ ☝️☝️☝️

Missa ya tuve todo que podrías querer, dinero, esposo, hijos, sífilis, the Best life ever... Only one problem is

TRATÉ MATAR ROCIO PARA SACAR MAS DINERO DEL TESTAMENTO Y ME MATÓ TIRADO A LAS ESCALERAS

Eso era el grande vida de Missa Sinviejas, su propio hermana lo mato en su propia arrogancia de ser el Caín, solo convertirse en el Abel.

#fpop answers #Unfortunately stupidity is not avaible to avoid in this game #Also not sure if the game knew who missa was cause Literally my brother got married to a girl who last name is Castañeda #and im 99% sure that Rocío is Missas irl friend.... I swear it was all coincidences pffft

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succubus-interactivefiction · 1 year

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I know it’s not your fault but it’s sad all those games progress is gone I’m been lurking on your page waiting for updates because I really liked your stories and mainly the hero one and now they probably won’t be finished and if they do it will be a long long time

Yeah, when it happened I totally freaked out and tried everything I could think of to fix it, but after getting it looked at there was nothing to be done. It almost made me give up on writing entirely.

Really the only way they could be saved is if I played each one on dashing, found every possible scene, copy and pasted everything and then trying to recode it all...I did try to start that but it was to damn depressing.