#pfth

[reha-bill-itated]

Do you have beef with The Lich King aka Jerry?

No???????

[eyesofcuriosity]

"Look, Ness, if you were traveling with those two muppets too, I bet you you would be more serious as well." He looked exhausted.

"Oh is that so?" She looks at him...pats his shoulder gently. "Would you like some tea?"

[ofhope]

“You know, I never got that bit of transferring whatever drink or food you're occupied with via kissing. If you wanna' choke me out, sweetcheeks, you have to be a liiittle more direct than that. It doesn't hurt to be more forthcoming with that sort of information.”

[mexican-texican]

I've just now liked ONLY 1k posts?? 😒

I disappoint myself

[eraserisms]

“,,,,,,dadzawa,,” And he R U N S away. ~

@chxrgebxltmeltdown sent this in from this prompt

Shota had been minding his own business when he heard Denki call out to him before taking off again. Shota had recognized the voice but still turned his head towards the source of the noise. Of course it was Kaminari.

Kids were so bizarre. Still, Shota let out a short 'Pfth' of laughter mild amusement. In a sense, the teacher supposed that Denki was right, but it still was a silly thing to hear.

Dad-zawa.

But that didn't mean that he didn't find it any less endearing.

[horror-lady00]

Max: Oh, by the way, El is coming over.

Billy: *Chockes on the air* What the hell? Why didn't you warned me before?

Max: Why would you need to be?

Billy: I gotta get out of here. Your "friend" is freaking me the fuck out!

Max: *Snickers* Why?

Billy: She always does that thing, where she silently appears in the room and just stands there, until somebody bumps into her. *Bumps into El* JEEZUS!!!

Eleven: Hi.

Max: *Waves* Hey, El.

Billy: See! This is exactly kind of shit I'm talking about! How did you get in? Did Max forgot to lock the door again?

Eleven: No. She didn't.

Billy: ...

Billy: Max, can you make her stop?

Max: Pfth, why? The faces you make is fucking hilarious.

[thybrotherskeeper]

*throws a handful of pocket glitter at him and runs away*

{Pfth-!}

*It stumbles back, wiping the glitter from its face with a hand. The glitter once again glows red before vanishing from view*

[condemned-to-eternity]

*throws a handful of glitter at whole*

eat

Pfth-

*Oh, gross, it got in his mouth. He sputters and tries to spit it out*

I don't want to eat glitter. Ugh...

[oblivions-dawn]

💘 and 🥵 for Vig please

✑ Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

Being a good flirt and being charming are two different things, to me. Vigdis shows that she's eventually a decent flirt, but is she charming? Maybe to Serana, who is perhaps starting to go a little mad in that line of thought . . . Charming and Vigdis in the same sentence? Pfth. Only in our dreams. Or Serana's.

✑ Is your OC perceived as physically attractive to others? Is it at first glance or is it something that takes more time to reach fruition?

Uh oh! It seems Winter beat you to this question . . . Better luck next time my friend >;3c

[popdesign-vent]

19549967 $100 and the design looks like something i can make in seconds

Pfth. 100 dollars for a white boy </3

[p123apples]

This is because a long time ago in the Heian Era...There were 3 brothersThey were not blood related but by drinking sake they became brothers.Rejected by society, the brothers found a family among themselves.They are called Sukuna the Older Brother, Muzan the middle brother and Pochita the Younger BrotherOne day they were talking about their dreams for the futureSukuna: I think we should split up.Muzan/Pochita: What!?Sukuna: Don't get me wrong, I love you guys, but I also have dreams, I want to be the best cook ever and the king of curses. Don't tell me you don't have your own ambitions?Muzan: I...I also have a dream, I want to be the greatest dancer of all times with the nickname Michael Jackson. Hah! And be the Demon King too.Pochita: You guys...I wish I had dreams too, but this domination thing is not my thingMuzan and Sukuna laughedMuzan: Pochita, you've always been a funny guy. Even though you say those words, you're the one with the highest kill count among us. Honestly, it's just a matter of time before you surpass us.Pochita: You know that's not true, I'm just a quick cut guy!Sukuna: Muzan is right Pochita, you have the potential, you need to think bigSay Sukuna in a serius expressionPochita under the gaze of his older brothers gathered determination and shouted to the skyPochita: I WANNA BE THE HERO OF HELL!...and pick some bitchesSukuna:...Muzan:...Sukuna/Muzan:Hero!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPochita: HEY WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THIS!Sukuna: Nothing nothing, it's just that pfth, you a hero? A 8 feet tall black chainsaw monster with 4 arms ( great aesthetic choice, by the way, 4 arms is the peak ) with spikes?Muzan: I honestly wish I had my natural disaster aura as naturally as you, people would shit their pants when they saw me, but for a hero, nahPochita: Yeah, I will kill devils all day and become super duper strong, and everyone will like me to!Sukuna: By the way, was is the secret for the "Natural disaster" AuraPochita: if I should say...no yapping, walk naked, and be chaotic, bassicaly unspeakable rizz but to mass genocide for absolute no reasonMuzan: Okay, now its more like it, mass genocide is always cool, this deserve a last comemoration!Sukuna: True, lets drink until we sleep one last time...Sukuna: To be the King of curses!Muzan: To be the Demon King!Pochita: To be the Hero of Hell!Sukuna/Muzan/Pochita: FOR OURS DREAMS!...The brothers laughed for hours, until the sun set.After that they went their separate ways.Upvote119DownvoteReplyreplyDramonenOP•2h ago

[milflookingforadilf]

Hi. it's exam season. guess what im STRESSED. I keep thinking about how unnecessary is stressing over something like exams. but i guess it's human nature, to be better, to do better, to be acknowledged, no? of course it cannot be denied. Of course in life you will look back and think to yourself "pfth i used to cry and stress over such thing as exams which doesn't even benefit you, like what am i supposed to do after learning Slanting lines formula y=mx+c? but in these moments you cant help, just like this when life puts a person in any situation, he will overthink, cry, stress and when it's over, it wont even matter as much as an atom. But you know.. this life is unbearable. especially when you think about the stuff you're bound to go through which you're never ready for. but then again you're never ready for anything. We were created to worship our Lord, to praise Him.. our purpose of life is this. i heard this one person saying, you were not created for this life.. you were made for the next.

[bastardsunlight]

Rayden what is your relationship with Shang Tsung?

He snickers, closing his eyes and shaking his head. “We are... exes.”

Warring exes. 

[grumpyfr0gs]

“put me on the train for old london town,

take me anywhere; drop me anywhere, 

liverpool, leeds, or birmingham,

but i don’t care.”

[credits to @faeflowr for this gorgeous beauty, i just tweaked her a bit.]

[plasmachaos]

This car has been near anime recently

[klarisascott]

Because I worked with the nugs last night and I was so happy! • • #BlueberryLife #UnforgettableCast #Elena #PFTH #WaltDisneyWorld #WDW #ElenaOfAvalor (at Princess Fairytale Hall)