#phew I’m all better now 😌

[teenwerewoofs]

design decisions are so hard 😩😩😩

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Imagine slapping Ezra ass in front of his friends and then running behind ace

MINORS DNI!!

You are winning his story honestly just sayin’ he’d probably fuck you in front of them XD!!!! 😌✨🙈✨

ALSO my ER visit went good! ty for the messeges everyone! 🙈🙈🙈😭✨🥰✨ i’m all stitched up and i have my antibiotic to pick up today finally! phew 💀✨

Status: Dating

CW: GN!reader, no body descriptions for reader, reader referred to as they/them, names used against reader (stupid slut, slut, good slut, ), dacryphilia, ROUGH SEX(like no lube too, dudes((G/N))), p in hole, bullying of reader, public sex(like people are watching),

Ezra looks at you with an incredulous look, his head cocked sideways, then suddenly it starts twisting up devilishly.

Ace lifts his arm up sheepishly playing with his fluffy pink hair, and chuckles at your antics.

You peer around Ace to see Ezra walking your way with purpose.

“Come out. Now.” Ezra commands, he pinches a cigarette between his finger and thumb before tossing it down the college’s hallway. His one brow is raised, threatening you to challenge him. “Stupid slut I said come out from behind him, it’s time to learn another lesson.”

You probably should, not to make it worse… He seems pissed, you just wanted to be silly! How dare he! You swallow and your fists ball up into Ace’s shirt back. He widens his stance.

“Ezra what are you gonna do to them?”

“They’ll like it. If they just Come. Out. Now.” Ezra snaps his fingers and his guys come closer, “Block the halls”

Your face frowns, fuck that sounds bad!

They stand there staring at eachother in silent showdown for seconds that feel as long as minutes.

Ace laughs nervously and steps away, bowing out, “Sorry Y/N! I’m—ah—Late! For class!” He jogs out through the human barrier, that parts for just him.

“Nobody’s here to protect you now, slut. now, Come here.”

You stand taller, though still feet shorter than he is, pushing 7 foot. Just looking at him tightens your core. His bruised and bandaged skin, his silky strawberry blonde hair that he keeps long. Fuck. He even has pretty eyes…

“Heh, that’s my good slut,” He opens his arms for you to embrace him, and your eyes soften. You hesitate, but he doesn’t get upset. He just continues to smile that crooked smile at you.

You eventually step forward, he takes you under his arms, his chin resting on your head as he slouches over you. He leans closer to your ear, kissing down the side of your head, “I’m gonna fuck you in front of everyone here. Don’t you dare do that in front of my boys again. Got it, slut?”

Your legs tighten together as you nod in understanding.

“nuh uh, use your words, slut.”

“Honestly, I probably will,” Your smile widens wildly and you wink at him.

He grabs you suddenly by a fistful of your hair, and wraps a hand around your arm painfully tight. He bends it behind your back as he turns you around.

Youre slammed against the lockers fast, head and chest first. He pulls you back just to slam you against them again. “You need to learn your place,” His voice comes angrily through his closed teeth.

The hand in your hair relinquishes you and you at least feel relief there, but your arm still hurts at the weird angle it’s in thanks to Ezra.

His now free hand rips through your clothes until you’re no longer covered in the important areas, you still have a mess of fabric over your stomach, and tightly squeezing and burning your arms. “Ow! Ezra! my arms!” He doesn’t relent. He just frees his bully cock and forces it inside you, you let out a scream! It actually hurts!! “Fuck Ezra! OW!!! OW OW PLEASE!” You beg.

The guys watching take pictures and their smiles make your chest tighten. You know these guys, you hang out with them daily. How does that make you feel?

When he pulls out just leaving his tip he spits on his shaft. It doesn’t feel much better at first, but your body always accepts him quickly. Fat tears roll down the sides of your face and along the metal. His hand finds the front of you and rubs and fondles viscously.

Soon your sopping and your tears continue to fall, but now your groaning and moaning against the lockers, your fingers flexing almost unnaturally behind you and your legs becoming weak.

By the time your whole body is shaking and cumming he’s pulling out, dragging his dick along your walls giving you one last burst of pleasure before he shoots his load over your ass hole with a low groan, his hands spreading your cheeks roughly.

He pushes you down to the ground and snaps a pic of your bare, cum stained, and raised ass before leaving with his “boys”.

His still the same asshole you love.

[ddarker-dreams]

PHEW. Okay. Same GAD + SAD anon back one last time (at least, one last time introducing myself like that, I am too lazy to keep that up forever. I need a more concise way to identify myself.)

Just as I thought, I fell for cringefail darling. She’s just…so me. I want to put her in my pocket and protect her from Chrollo.

I could write a whole essay about Idée Fixe if I had the time, but I won’t let the cringefail in me win like that today.

For now, I’ll just talk about how much I loved how you wrote the darling this time. Your descriptions of anxiety were spot-on—it really put everything I feel during moments of intense anxiety into words. And your way of addressing darling’s aversion to physical intimacy and the irrational anxiety despite knowing (or, well, thinking) she’s safe with him was absolutely perfect. I was able to really see myself in a darling for the first time—sincerely, thank you for writing cringefail darlimg with an amazingly accurate depiction of anxiety without eliminating the fact that she is still a capable human being…despite being the embodiment of cringefail.

And Chrollo…all the signs were there, and obviously I knew how things were going to turn out, but I still found myself wanting to believe that he had nothing but pure intentions. He’s just so…frustratingly genuine, even in his deception. The way you write him evokes this frustration from me every time without fail, in a good way! And then he just turns around and drugs dear cringefail darling to keep her anxiety in-check during what is likely one of the most anxiety-inducing moments of her life (and also probably to keep her from being able to function at 100%, but let me pretend he has nothing but good intentions). He’s such a genius—you’re such a genius—and I hate him so much for it.

I’ll stop myself here to save us both the time it would take to read/write any more of this, but these are only a fraction of my thoughts on the fic. Just know that all the time you put into writing Idée Fixe was well worth it, and just…thank you again for writing a reader I can see myself in so well 💖 Maybe I’m just cringefail anon at this point. Who knows.

we are forming the protect cringefail darling coalition™, one member at a time.

portraying anxiety in this fic felt different compared to other yandere stories, so i was hoping it'd come across decently. in my experience, even if you aren't feeling anxious, you're just Hyper Aware of everything. the slightest change in tone, body language, etc. you're just perpetually going 👁👁. i thought this would be a neat similarity to chrollo, who is also rather perceptive. he can finally get a taste of his own medicine. although, cringefail darling doesn't have malicious intent.

chrollo and deception... name a more iconic duo... he spices it up by sometimes being genuine, but even that is calculated with some sort of end goal in mind. revealing elements of his tragic past is an example of this . the man knew it'd tug majorly on cringefail darling's heartstrings. he kept out the more macabre details, yet included enough of the truth to really earn her sympathy.

him using the beta blockers. whew. he figured it'd be killing two birds with one stone. while he likes messing with cringefail darling some, he doesn't derive any satisfaction from her being in a major anxiety episode. how nice of him. so he gets to avoid that (at least for now) and have her in a better state to receive all the unfortunate information he's been tactfully omitting for months now. it's a win win.

thank you so much for sharing your thoughts!!! aaaaa there really is nothing i value more 💖 i feel the time i put into the fic was worth it too! it's got to be one of my favorite stories i've written so far. 😌

and if that's the moniker you want to go with, i'll start using that 👀👀

[captainaikus]

I am. I just. I cannot. BREAKING MIRRORS???? ADHKHHIJJDJHDHRHHHRHEH. Comfort? I feel like it’s been so long since I’ve read comfort on your blog 💀💀. Not that it’s a bad thing, the angst is exquisite, but like hurt/comfort is one of my favorite tropes. This was also exactly what I needed. I’ve been feeling really down abt my body lately how it’s too big and not proportioned right and how my face looks gross. Stuff like that you know? I was not expecting to be hit with this kind of comfort. It’s exactly what I needed so thank you so much for writing it.

Shirtless fictional characters are always a great motivation 😌. Oh speaking of which i might just hop on Pinterest and start looking for Izana fanart 👀👀. I WILL NEVER BE ANNOYED IF YOU START POSTING TR CONTENT ON YOUR BLOG WHETHER THEY BE FICS OR MANGA PANELS ILL TAKE THEM ALL. *ahem* Also. I went into the episode expecting to fall harder for Nagi. But no. I fell for Reo as soon as I saw him. THE HECK WHAT IS THIS SORCERY I DONT KNOW A SINGLE THING ABT HIM AND IM IN LOVE HES JUST AADGJKHFHHFRR YES. When you say you’re excited abt posting your angst wips my guard goes up immediately it’s not even funny anymore like pls I wanna say spare me but I also need more at the same time 😭💀. I read your post and I’m so excited for more Bachira and Chigiri content!!!! Bachira being my favorite character and all. And also Chigiri during the last episode shot an arrow into my heart. Even tho I had some reservations abt him before watching the episode its all good now. I have another pretty boy to love 🥰.

DUDE I NEED TO TALK ABT THE FIC CAUSE IM JUST ASTONISHED. Like Nagis was so so so sweet if made me go awww so many times. And Oliver made me giggle a lot it’s adorable. And Rins? Phew sir no need to mess with me like that 😮‍💨. I also really liked how you described all the negative thoughts of the reader. A lot of them are what I think abt myself when I’m not feeling the best so it was really relatable reading it. Thank you again I don’t think you know how much reading that meant to me it’s exactly what I needed seriously.

How are you btw? How’s uni? Also I’ve been meaning to ask but what’re some of your favorite things? Like in general? Shows and mangas and books and snacks etc? I always get on here ranting abt stuff but I wanna let you know that I wanna get to know you too. It’s a two way straight you know? Only if you’re comfortable sharing ofc. I hope you’re taking care of yourself and that you have a good day!! *sends virtual hugs*

- ✨ anon

Starry! ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ I hope yk i changed the screensaver of my phone to tr - I blame you for that (lovingly ♡)

This is gonna be a long ask ;

So i had this idea for a while and since I have a hub of angst works on my blog, I wanted to try a hand at comfort but with an angst to fluff (yeah i love that troupe as well) the reason I made this piece is cause of both, to indulge myself in writing comfort as well as to comfort people who are reading it and another element was capturing the realism of it... like. Usually when I read body positivity fics... the details of it are very vague. I wanted to put in something that was more descriptive, reasons why you hate that part of yourself- tiny details that do matter; and I ended up creating this. I was hesitant in posting this at first but then I reminded myself that it was for me and for a person on the other side of the screen who could be comforted by it when they couldn't really talk about these to someone or just in general.

And I'm glad it worked ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ And I hope you feel better now

I plan on making more editions and going further, it might include more sensitive topics as well-

Istg. When i saw kunigami without a shirt *saves image*, and Rin *saves image*, Nagi *saves image* but I really wanna see Oliver

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Oh god Izana fanart. I did find one on twitter and istg the amount I- reason for my laughter. (contemplating if i should make this my screensaver or not)

I have a tr content supporter!! I had an idea in mind for the tr boys in mind- and since i got hyped for it. I'm gonna start working on that once i read the manga cause i wanna make sure this fits in the character analysis as well. Rindou came to mind for some reason

Chigiri is pretty! I can't stress enough on how he looks good and I even figured the footballer he is based on- Reo is officially Nagi's caretaker; so mature.

Oml i'm making a reputation for myself with the angst i write... but there's the thing; for every angsty piece i write, i always make sure to put a sequel that is equally satisfying and comforting (in a weird way and not in the complete lovey dovey way) it takes time to make those because if I rush it, it doesn't end well with me being angry about the low quality I wrote and the readers being unsatisfied as well... but yeah I know what I wanna write for Bachira and Kaiser (yes. Kaiser is arriving on his royally spoilt ass on this blog)

Going back to the fic, so on how I write nagi I use a lot of the "..." cause I imagine him to be a timed pause speaker; as for Oliver. He is playful and yeah that made me giggle too. (its the 'cold cup of water' isn't it?) as for Rin go to horny jail *bonk* i couldn't imagine him to be the type to talk these kinds of problems out cause he is rude. and he knows it so he dommed his way through it (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) and i am not sorry.

So i know that my bio says 'part time model' but truth is; most of the content is based on my experience. like i mentioned before, the details of body positivity fics are very vague. But what I wanted to do was get down and dirty with it, expose everything and not keep it under wraps because it continues to be hidden yk? people can't openly talk about it when these kind of minor things do exist and they can cause a person's confidence to tarnish and maybe have other people think less of them. And I hoped that this would make someone's morning read when they're getting ready for college, uni, work etc. when they aren't feeling their best and need that kind of confidence... even if it is just from reading my works. and always, you're welcome !! it means a lot to me when my writing helps someone even in the smallest ways ♡꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

i'm doing pretty well, working on some research papers and stuff, working out as well just having a slow and easy week and keeping everything in balance yk? Roomies are helping me with the weights at the gym- said i was a pussy if i didn't get another lift in. istg i'm gonna smack their ass with a wet towel this week

As for uni, new story. Another classmate of mine, lets call him victor, tall as a tree just walks up to me during recess the other day and goes 'that is one ugly shirt.' he looks like he hasn't even showered for a month and turned up to class wearing pajamas. fucking. pajamas. ugh. (I did tell him that if that's the way he flirts, I'm surprised his ex didn't break up with him sooner- i am not sorry. )

Some of my favorite things... hm. That's a tough one.

I like rainy days, dogs (i want a cerberus so badly- ⸝⸝⸝╸▵╺⸝⸝⸝; i'm good with cats but some of them like to scratch me for some reason?- childhood memory unlocked), pink shirts - i have a lot of them and my roomie steals them, warm blankets, swimming, basketball (i play), red roses, oceans, perfumes, plushies, bears and whales, music, working out, sketching, traveling, reading and just... talking to people.

Shows : I was watching skam (not the french one- the Norwegian one), normal people, extraordinary attorney woo young woo, dark (that. show.), sense8 is on my watchlist- i did watch a bit of it but never got to complete it, the tail of the nine tailed- i wanna finish it but it was stretched out and i didn't want to watch after a bit (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

My roomies are into k drama and they think anime is 'cartoon.' - when they see the budget used int he eps tho (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

Anime : there is a lot since I've been watching anime since i was 5, Zatchbell/ gashbell was my first and i watch it sometimes, sailormoon, bleach (never got completed), Jojo's bizarre adventure (watched it all the way to stone ocean- god. the joestar fam is so blessed, Lisalisa (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) , Tokyo rev (i was watching it with my mom and she got mad when I watched an ep without her), death note (my dad got invested with it and then dropped it- let me see if i can get him to watch bllk this christmas cause he is a football maniac), kaichou wa maid sama (my fav misaki is my idol), blue exorcist, hanayori no dango (this was used to make boys over flowers), kuroko no basuke, Kamisama Hajimemashita (my mom loves it -), Tomie, another, naruto, yamishibai, AOT ( my siblings just have debates about the whole conspiracy on the table and this time,,, I know its gonna be about tr) - there are a lot more animes so i might have to make a separate post abt that

Snacks : Since I'm part asian... ik you guys are (probably) gonna figure out a bit of my ethnicity cause of it Guava with chilli powder and salt. It tastes amazing and its healthy too; pears, apples. Pocky, pringles, coke (yeah i have an unhealthy side too) and meiji's yan yan a lot of chocolate.

Manga/ books : Blue lock (caught up with it), slam dunk, tomie, chainsawman, tokyo rev - i think i have some panels saved, black butler, bleach, your lie in april, skip beat, nana, don't bully me nagatoro - yeah i've read one too many manga (even that hentai one that released earlier this year) and I bought one- confidential confessions

Books : my fav is probably anne of green gables - read it when i was younger but it is still fresh in my memory, reading Sigmund Freud (interpretation of dreams...), memoirs of a geisha (a gift from my aunt), verity (something that kinda but doesn't haunt me), sherlock holmes and the hounds of the baskerville was my first novel, it was kinda a picture book.

It's a mess ik. but i mostly read non fic works as i grew older. And yeah it goes both ways! idm sharing !! ꒰ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ꒱

Tell me about you! Only if you want to tho!

*sending back big hugs*

Presenting Bachira in a b day suit \(//∇//)\

[1tarot1with1k1o]

Hiii klo , so happy to see you back 😘.

Okay I just had my scaling today and the amount of anxiety I went through 😬😭. I was dead scared . But all went right ..... 😓. Just had sensitivity. But everything is fine. Ohhh and I'm going on a vacation to a sacred place and beach too 😌 . I'm sooo excited and thrilled. Yk I had this inner calling to visit it and saw the diety in my dream 🤭.

Okkkkyhy so to soothe my nerves can I have a message from my future spouse ? What would he like to convey ☺️.

See yaaaaa ❤️☄️🌿❣️💫

Hello sweetheart!! Thank you for welcoming back so warmly <3

And I’m really glad to hear that it all went well in the end, aside from the worry and the sensitivity you experienced 🥺. Oh wow! That sounds super cool! I hope you’ll have the best time on your vacation ^~^

His messages for you:

- I’m following my intuition

- I’m rising and ascending

- I’m healing my shadow side

- I’m still trying to hold onto my old life

- I can’t believe how blind and stupid I was

- I want to say that I’m sorry

- you saw the person I could be

- I have hope for the future for the first time in a long time

- things aren’t what they seem

- I’m so different now

- we’re not ready yet

- my heart is closed right now

- I understand how the ball is in my court in the physical

- I want to do the right thing

- reminders are in every song and movie

Soo…that was a lot hahah. I feel like he was telling me a story, and I felt physical relief when I got all the messages out; like “phew. Yes. Thank you. I’m done now” haha. Maybe he has been holding these things in for a while, poor thing lol.

I feel like what he was referring to, is mostly the things you’ve heard in readings until now. Like maybe you got many different descriptions of him, or maybe it’s often a really good description, and he felt sort of “ashamed” because he knew he didn’t embody all of those qualities YET. But has been working on it, and still is, clearly! He is definitely putting in the work to heal and become a better person to himself and others. Very good energy. A bit tired perhaps, but definitely good.

He might be a bit harsh on himself. I felt as if a lot of the stuff he was feeling really sorry about, could actually be very trivial things to others. He must be a very pure soul ㅠ.ㅠ. Even I wanted to reassure him that it’s okay haha. But yeah there are other things that he actually should work on, and he’s definitely succeeding!

When he said his heart is closed at the moment, it was a confirmation to me that it was his higher self talking. This is a good sign in my opinion, because it means he is connected to him at the moment, in order to reach his full potential.

Overall he has a very pleasant energy. Like I said, it felt a bit tired, and maybe lil stressed a too tbh, but he’s doing great and I’m sure he’s doing a lot of progress when it comes to self improvement.

I also got an image, for an instant, of a man with black or really dark and short hair. I’m not sure if it could be him (or your masculine energy) but I’m adding this detail in case it might resonate with you somehow.

His channeled song(s) for you:

I hope you enjoyed the reading! Thank you so much for participating, and for always being so kind! I wish you the best <333. Take care!- 🧡

[nattinatalia]

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jackharlow 😇

harlowjackupdates Those glasses look like the ones y/n was wearing in urban pictures

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Phew 😮‍💨

I was cleaning out my drafts and this one was here for a while. So I said fuck it.

Btw- I used to have a huge crush on Gerald once upon a time. I outgrew though it so don’t come for me 🙈

[qinghe-s]

 @br-disaster​ said wow that's so many!! and OMG i wanna know eveything about the apocalypse one!! I didn't know you cultivated those brainworms haha (also the "wife...." one made me very curious ) so!

(under a cut because this got so long. this is why no one should talk to me, i don’t know how to shut up lmao)

the apocalypse one exists because of this fanart and conversations that followed, and as a lover of apocalyptic settings (you don’t want to know how many hours i’ve spent on the fallout games) i did what i always do and started Thinking About It

so far i have a clear vision of, as we talked about, nhs unwilling to give up luxuries because they matter to him. he gets joy out of frivolity and nmj can’t relate to that. i have a scene outlined in the early days of the apocalypse where they’re in a department store or mall or something and nhs is “wasting time” picking up unnecessary items. they argue about it and nhs storms off, stressed out and furious, and an equally enraged nmj lets him go (yes this IS referencing the scene where nmj destroys all nhs’ stuff in canon). obviously nhs encounters zombies (z nation is an intergral part of my personality, it’s Gotta be zombie apocalypse) and obviously nmj eventually comes to his rescue. they cry and hug about it and it doesn’t fix everything but it helps them level with each other and serves as a catalyst for them to understand each other better. soooo many mushy feelings in the middle of misery and death!

the main goal would just be sibling feelings, seeing each other as whole human beings, Good Shit. but i’m me so i’m obviously contemplating throwing in nielan 😌 i just haven’t thought too deeply about how to incorporate the lans yet

the wife one was a thought i had after talking to mirf about... i think that one drama where cao yuchen plays a character who has to crossdress because of reasons? and bc mirf and i are both constantly blorbofying everything we started hammering out how to make it nielan. idr the exact circumstance but somehow mirf referred to nmj as lxc’s wife and it burned itself into my brain immediately.

at first it was going to just be silly, someone asks which one of them is “the wife”, nmj says it’s him bc they both know the assumption is Not That and straight people are weird. it’s a funny joke to them, lxc starts referring to his wife at work out of habit, the way some couples say ‘mum’ or ‘dad’ so often to their children they start calling each other that, and when nmj comes for a company dinner or whatever everyone is REALLY SURPRISED and nielan get a good laugh out of it. but i’m Me so i poured a little too much feelings into it! here’s a rough draft;

PHEW. okay now i’m gonna go write, thank you for indulging me ♥

[katsuhera]

nsfw req: what do you think ukai would punish you with if he caught you shoplifting and you had no other way to pay for your stuff?

PHEW this request made me feel things... it’s a little long but who doesn’t enjoy a bit of context ya know?? i hope this satisfies you 😌

meet me at the register

pairing: ukai keishin x fem reader

triggers/warnings: NSFW, dubious consent, oral sex (f! receiving), fingering, public (please let me know if you think any other tags or warnings should be added)

wc: 2k

“yo,” rang out an unfamiliar voice from behind you.

you jumped, trying to hide the sound of crinkling plastic wraps in your hoodie pocket.

“h-hi,” you stuttered, smiling weakly as you turned to face the tall dirty blonde who stood glaring at you. “is something wrong?”

“empty your pockets, will ya?” he said flatly, in a ‘don’t-give-me-any-bullshit’ tone.

you froze. you were caught. this wasn’t your first time shoplifting, but you’d never been caught before. you swore you didn’t mean to shoplift from a small business, but you were absolutely starving and happened to forget your wallet at your friend’s place yesterday - you figured stealing a couple of snacks wouldn’t hurt anybody.

faced with having to own up to your sins for the first time, your face flushed from shame and embarrassment, you silently removed the chip bags from your pocket and handed them over.

“i’m sorry, i swear i won’t do it aga-” you started, but you were abruptly cut off.

“yeah, you better not. you still have to make it up, though,” he said harshly. you looked up in surprise. “if i hadn’t caught you, you would have just walked out with these without paying, yeah?”

dropping your eyes once more, you meekly nodded. biting your tongue, you were just wishing that he’d already force you to pay or call your mom or something, this embarrassment was almost too much for you. plus, he was super hot. in a perfect world, you would have brought your wallet and flirted with him as he rang up your items. but of course not - he had to catch you stealing.

“i don’t have any money on me right now,” you confessed. it was the truth, so you braced yourself for him to call the police or something of that sort.

“that’s fine. you can make it up to me by working the register for the rest of today,” he said, a smirk hidden in his voice.

that doesn’t… seem so bad? you thought, furrowing your eyebrows together. it’s not like i have a choice, you sighed.

“okay, of course - thank you for not calling the police or anything,” you said, your voice thick with both fear and gratitude.

“sure. sit over there,” he said, pointing to the chair. as you sat down and situated yourself, getting used to the set up and memorizing the laminated price list taped to the table, he moved the table out just a tad. you wondered why, but you figured he was just being considerate and giving your legs some more room to breathe.

“one question, though,” he said. you looked at him expectantly.

“why’d you do it?”

“honestly, i’m just pretty hungry,” you confessed.

he looked at you, pausing for just a second before he walked between you and the counter and sat, making himself comfortable between your legs under the table.

“hm. me too,” he said.

you froze, eyes widening in shock. you slowly peered down at him, his devilish eyes meeting yours as they narrowed with his wide grin.

suddenly, you were all too aware of how the pleated skirt you wore today offered no protection from the prospect of him snaking between your thighs.

“what are you doing?” you asked shakily.

“spread them, babe,” he said, still grinning. “here’s the deal: you help the customers that come in, ring up their items, et cetera. i’ll just be here making it hard for you to concentrate. if you don’t like this deal, i can call the police and cite petty theft.”

you gulped, aware of the heat growing and expanding in your core. your head was telling you no, y/n, this is wrong, but your body suddenly became desperate for his touch. you took in his features, his slanted eyes and cocky grin, paired all too well with the dirty blonde locks tucked back with a black hairband. honestly speaking, he was exactly your type. and you couldn’t deny being extremely turned on right now.

letting out a deep, shaky breath, you responded quietly. “okay, i accept the deal.”

“what’s that, princess? didn’t quite hear ya.”

“i-... i accept,” you said, more firmly.

he smiled, and you watched as his eyes darkened with lust.

“if anyone asks for me, i’m not here and i hired a part-timer for today, okay princess?”

you nodded. “yes, got it.”

immediately, you felt his calloused hands sliding up your bare legs, massaging here and there as he slowly reached the apex of your thighs. he pulled your chair in, closer to him, bringing your rib cage perfectly flush with the edge of the table.

you shuddered as his tongue left small dashes of saliva along your inner thighs, and he gradually spread your legs further and further apart. with each movement of his, you felt yourself getting wetter and wetter, the ache in your core getting almost impossible to deny.

you still could not believe this was happening. here you were, caught stealing and now paying the price for it by scanning items while having your pussy ate!!?!? your mind, basically frozen, could barely process the chain of events happening right now. the blonde man between your legs paid no attention to the way your hands were fidgeting above the table or the way your body squirmed at his touch - he just continued to leave wet trails and marks until he reached your most private part.

you let out a small gasp as you felt the pad of his finger slip past your panties, pulling them to the side.

“you’re soaked, aren’t ya?” he whispered roughly. you bit your lip. you felt like you could absolutely die from embarrassment.

you fidgeted in your seat as the wetness that was gathering in your panties started to trickle down the lips of your cunt. closing your eyes and biting down as hard as you could on your bottom lip, you tried not to moan as two of his fingers pushed their way in.

he hummed as he felt you clenching around his fingers. your slick made it all too easy for him to slip in, but as he prodded around, the clenching of your walls made it surprisingly difficult for him to exit.

he had to have a taste - he’d been conscious of you ever since you walked into the store, paying close attention to your thighs and how well complemented they were by your skirt. that’s how he caught you stealing, after all - he couldn’t take his eyes off you.

using his ring finger to keep your panties pushed to the side, he gathered some of your slick with his thumb, trailing it along your lips until he reached your clit. as he started rubbing small and pressured circles into it, his tongue danced its way into your entrance.

it took all you had not to scream. you were already building yourself up to a climax from the time he first stood between you and the counter, and now the attention he was paying to your clit and the way his tongue hungrily explored your inner walls was almost a sensory overload for you. white spots danced in your vision as your sight went hazy and dark. all you wanted was to relax back in your chair, enjoying the way this stranger enjoyed your pussy like it was his last meal. yet, you mustered the strength to hold it together in case a customer walked in.

just your luck - a group of tall, lean boys made their way into the store, the bells above the door jangling with their entrance. they looked over to you, a confused expression shared amongst all their faces. you tried smiling, trying desperately to ignore how quickly you were hurtling towards your orgasm.

“where’s coach ukai?” one of them, a gray haired boy, asked.

who the fuck is coach ukai? you wondered distractedly, and it took you a second to put two and two together. oh. it’s probably the man whose head is sandwiched between your thighs.

“ah… he’s not here today,” you said breathily. “he hired me as a part-timer just for today.”

a couple of the boys cocked their head quizzically, but seemed to accept your answer readily.

“i see, thanks!” the gray haired boy said, smiling, and the group made their way between the aisles.

as they passed out of your line of vision, you slumped, letting out a long but quiet sigh. as if he knew how close you were to cumming, he started to alternate his tongue with a finger, using his tongue to pay attention to your outer lips while he explored that critical, spongy spot inside you with his finger.

that was all you could take. your orgasm hit you, nearly knocking the breath out of you. hot waves of pleasure rolled over you, and you tried to restrict your shuddering to a minimum, for fear of attracting attention. you were sure that if any stranger were to watch you from outside, they’d think you were having a stroke.

the man continued his assault on your cunny, repeatedly stroking your g-spot as he massaged your clit and lapped up your juices with his tongue. you slammed your elbow on the table, pushing your forehead into your palm, grabbing hold onto your hair as you rocked the last waves of your orgasm out. of course, the boys from earlier chose that exact moment to be done shopping, and came up to the register.

“just these items for today?” you asked them politely, hoping desperately that they couldn’t hear the unsteadiness in your voice.

“yep!” an orange haired boy said cheerfully, smiling widely at you.

you read over the price list, trying your damnedest to make sense of the words and numbers on it, and somehow managed to ring up their items correctly. luckily for you, they were making their order as one group, instead of individually.

“thank you!! have a good day!!” the boy said, waving to you as he bounced towards the exit. the rest of the boys smiled and waved politely at you too as they left.

your sigh of relief could not have been any louder, and the man, finally pleased with the orgasm he gave you, removed his face from your thighs.

he grinned at you once more, wiping his bottom lip with the back of his hand. your eyes could barely focus, your mind going completely blank from just having to balance one of the best orgasms you’d ever had with the mental strain of adding prices and social interaction. looking down at him, you supposed your emotions were completely visible, as he laughed heartily.

“well,” he started. “you good?”

“y-yeah…” you said shakily. you couldn’t keep up the pretenses any longer. your mind and body were both completely exhausted and overwhelmed, and you were vaguely aware of the wetness between your thighs. your brain was still coming down from its high.

he got out from beneath the table and opened a drawer, pulling out what looked like a clean towel. crouching next to you, he gently wiped the slick and saliva from between your thighs.

you looked at him, tired and bewildered.

“sorry if you weren’t expecting this today,” he said, smiling lightly. after wiping his hands with the towel, he extended his hand to you.

“i’m ukai, ukai keishin,” he said. “i hope you’ve learned your lesson to not steal anymore. or, you could continue, and seek other ways to repay me.”

it was something about his voice - no, it’s the orgasm, y/n, your inner voice told you flatly - that stirred something inside of you. making eye contact with him, and seeing that the embers of lust from earlier hadn’t completely been fanned out, your heart skipped a beat.

“maybe…” you started, unsure of how to approach your feelings. “yeah. repaying you sounds good.” you took his hand.

he chuckled, moving his hand to cup your cheek.

“anytime works for me,” he whispered.

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