#phone dude is cool

[chloesimaginationthings]

What comic is the bottom left image of springtrap from? (On the post where you say why you draw him blocky)

It’s from this comic!! A very normal father son reunion

Og post here

[chuffedtwobits]

that new DDVAU chapter sure was something huh

(credit to @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 i am but a humble meme maker)

[moonchild-in-blue]

Hmmmm.

Well.

🤨🤔📐🕵️‍♂️

Also. All albums so far had 12 tracks (excluding deluxe/bonus versions). Hexagon = 6 sides. 2 Hexagons = 12 sides = 12 tracks

A side (Veridian) and B side (Feathered). I have connected the dots 👍

[cryptid-called-ash]

2am fnaf au i think someone should write or do art for bc I’m too tired to rn

Post SL, Michael wakes up in a morgue that’s closed for the night. So naturally, he steals a security uniform, wipes his case file and all evidence off the security cameras, and walks out the front door.

Mike later gets a job (as a night guard obviously) at the very same mortuary he woke up in and constantly gaslights the employees who are pretty sure their new colleague is actually the corpse that went missing a couple weeks ago

Chaos ensues as he struggles with ‘living’ in his current situation and tracking down William and righting his wrongs, all while being in a constant state of painful regeneration.

But hey at least Mike got some cool remnant abilities out of this.

Fun things to add:

Cool autopsy scars on top of the scars from Ennard

Mike’s blood goes from red to silver because of the sheer amount of remnant inside of him

Michael and his caffeine and nicotine addictions against the world

scooped Michael with white hair! ScOoPEd MicHAeL WitH WhiTe Hair! SCOOPED MICHAEL WITH WHITE HAIR!!

Au is compatible with multiple ships

Phonemike vers: Ralph has recovered from his near death experience and resigned from Freddy’s, started working at the mortuary as a secretary, and was reunited with the odd coworker he was crushing on, only to get pulled right back into supernatural nonsense

Jeremike vers: similar to above but Jeremy works as a janitor instead of a secretary

Mikrophone vers: Parker is pretty sure the cute British guy who works at the mortuary is actually vampire, and by god is he going to prove it. Hijinks ensue

OcxCanon vers: literally whatever you want bestie, oc content is always a banger

Something else vers: ???????

[henryscircus]

My bro (Star, hi star!! :3) and I made a fnaf au over 2 years ago called Unnamed, the whole thing is called An Unnamed FNaF Au but like. We're not gonna call it by its government name all the time

BUT ANYWAY

The fnaf au is actually a mix of fnaf and dsaf! Dave and William are two separate characters, being brothers instead! During the day is where you get your usual dsaf shenanigans, just more tame since the fnaf animatronic's are there instead of the dsaf ones... BUT we have more phoneys and I wanted to show you guys their designs!!!

So the first batch right here, obviously the first guy is Steven, he works the dayshift and is the manager of the place while the other guy is Fritz! He's the fnaf 1 phone guy and also the nightguard in the movie :3

Second batch, you all know Peter already, works the dayshift, is the manager blah blah blah, but the other guy.. heh... his name is Marshall, he's the fnaf 2 phone guy working the nightshift, he's also the youngest one here :(

Now this guy. He does not have a dayshift phoney unfortunately but he is the manager instead, he's phone dude from fnaf 3 and from the picture, his name is Adam! He plays a huge part in unnamed, being the janitor at fredbears before being springlocked, he's in a relationship with William Afton himself so once the other phoneys get decommissioned and their places shut down, he goes nowhere, fazbears frights gets burnt down but I think we made it to where William did something so he wouldn't be decommissioned if his place were to be shut down so later on he actually deadass buys the company and opens the pizzaplex

So that's basically it for the phoneys... something terrible happened at the factory, that's why the nightshift phones don't have their og skintone, mostly.., but the company covers it by saying it's so they don't need to identify them if they were to die during their shift BUT YEAH thanks for reading heh..

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

the lengths girls will go to to get a divorce

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

[sunb0ts]

JUST GOT BACK FROM TAEKWONDO THAT WENT HARD

[silenceofthewave]

( hrgggggg this blog needs an overhaul but that is so difficult to do on mobile....... )

[beakerhoneydew]

One cool thing about the US is some guy you e never met can just decide you actually don’t need medical treatment that your doctor says you do in fact need

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

Me animating little wolf but with techno, chayanne and ender king possessed philza with no idea how to draw ppl fighting 🤡

This id the kinda mindset I have when going into most things if I'm honest.

Also dude that sounds so cool??? I briefly listened to the song and it fits SO well, I'm so excited to hear more about how this will go!!

[tsukasalover]

This is the exact reason why I hate when people ask to go through my phone. Its always Tsukasa’s fault just remember that.

[marsbotz]

i get why ppl hate the vips acting but i love it i think its so funny

[boyslit]

indeed search input: "part time work from home"

indeed page results: full time on-site. full-time on-site with required overtime. part, full,, and contract available! (description says its full time with required overtime). job requiring licensing i dont have. job requiring licensing i dont have. job requiring licensing i dont have. call center. call center. job requiring licensing i dont have. job wanting translator for language ive never heard of (cool)(i learned sth today)(not qualified tho). full-time warehouse job. full-time childcare job paying $10 an hour. part-time job requiring lab experience. full time on site. full time 'in field'.

indeed search input: "part time"

indeed page results: full time job. full time job. job i need licensing for. job i need THREE types of licensing for. job i MIGHT need licensing for but the lift requirements are 50 lbs. full time on site. full time on site and 50 lb lift. obvious scam job. full time with nebulous description im not even sure what the job *is*.

indeed page results: well little buddy that's all I had for ya :D wanna try something else? what about full time or this executive of sales position?

me: *closes tab and thinks about lying down in the creek and letting all the little silver fish and crabs eat my waterlogged body*

[iamindebt]

my favorite part abt pokemon horizons are the fucking facial expressions. and also friede but how would you know that

[dirt-grub]

As a retail employee the only thing I want for Christmas is more ceos dead