#and Jill I KNOW they’re freaks

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[ctitan98official]

Jill Valentine lactation fic

I love Jill, she’s so caring T^T I came up with some science bullshit as to why Jill can breastfeed reader. Let’s get into it!

Jill has always been a caring and nurturing girlfriend to you. She just wants to take care of you. When she saved you during the Raccoon City incident, she felt a motherly instinct to protect you. Considering Jill has always been married to her job, it was a new and frightening experience to feel so much love for another person that quickly. Jill had never been in such an open relationship, but… She was hiding an aspect of her life from you.

After Jill was infected with the virus… Her body changed in a lot of ways. She was so freaked out when she realized she was lactating! The first time her breasts began to trickle milk, you were literally right in front of her. She quickly distracted you by giving you some task while she ran to the bathroom and figured out what the fuck she was going to do.

Thankfully, Jill is friends with one of the best medics she knows, Rebecca Chambers.

The spritely woman was able to offer recommendations for supplements that Jill could take to reduce lactation. They’re not always foolproof, but it’s better than nothing.

As Jill has has grown disenchanted with the long missions and life-or-death decisions of her job, she finds that her perspective is shifting. She wants to spend all of her time with you so she can care for you and make sure you’re okay. She also has… Begun to really long for you to nurse from her. She hides her face in her hands, embarrassed, when she thinks about it, but… It just seems like the most natural thing for you two. She’s always mothered you, but… This would be an entirely new experience. It makes her excited to think of all of the possibilities that could be in store.

You looked to Jill like she was a savior when you first met her. You always crave her approval and look to her for guidance. You tend to have some separation anxiety while Jill is away, but she doesn’t know just how bad it is.

Whenever you are feeling down or stressed, Jill wraps her arms around you and holds you close, softly stroking your hair and whispering words of comfort. Her warmth and affection always make you feel better, like nothing in the world can harm you when you’re in her arms.

Jill often makes you your favorite meals, taking the time to carefully prepare and cook each dish to perfection. She loves watching you savor every bite, knowing that she’s made you happy.

One day, as you cuddle together on the couch, Jill noticed that you seemed a little tense and on edge. She leaned over and kissed your forehead, then asked, “Hey, what’s going on, baby? You seem stressed.”

You sigh, feeling a little embarrassed to admit your worries. “I don’t know, I guess I’m just feeling a little anxious about everything going on in the world right now. It’s all just so overwhelming sometimes.”

Jill nods in understanding, her eyes warm and reassuring. “I get it, baby. It’s okay to feel scared. But I want you to know that you don’t have to face it alone. I’m here for you, always.”

You smile thankfully now, feeling a little lighter. “I know. And I’m so grateful for you, Jill. You always know how to make me feel better.” You tell her.

Jill’s expression softens even further, and she pulls you into a tight hug. “I love you, you know that? And I want to take care of you.” She tells you and kisses your head.

As she holds you and you enjoy her cuddles, you feel a sudden hunger pang as your tummy growls loudly. Your cheeks burn at this.

“I’m guessing you haven’t eaten dinner yet.” She surmises with a smile.

You giggle nervously at this. “Yeah…” You say and turn away guiltily.

“Did you not like the leftovers I had in the fridge, baby? They were made with love.” She teases lightly and gently guides your face to look at her, kissing your cheek.

“Hehe… I, um… Get kinda anxious when you’re not here. I usually can’t eat until… You get back.” You admit and hide your face in her chest.

Jill’s heart breaks at hearing this. She holds you closer. “Hey, it’s okay, baby. Do you want me to feed you now?” She asks. This might be just the right time to bring up her wish to breastfeed you. She can already feel her breasts beginning to leak as her body processes that her little one is hungry. It’s now or never, she supposes.

You smile. “No, you don’t have to cook me anything.” You tell her. “I just want to snuggle.” You say and lie your head back on her chest.

Jill clears her throat, nervously. She’s just going to have to spit this out. She begins rubbing your back which calms her a lot. Here goes nothing. “Umm… Baby? There’s another way I can feed you.”

You furrow your brow at this and pull back to look at her. “Take out?” You guess.

Jill can’t help but laugh at the sweet look on your face as you tilt your head in confusion. “No, baby… I…” Jill sighs and pushes on. “Y/N, I can breastfeed you… If you want me to, that is!” She holds up her hands in a placating manner. “Only if you want me to.” She repeats… Damn. Being in S.TA.R.S., The B.S.A.A., and the Army never felt nearly as nerve-wracking as this conversation. It is a testament to how important you are and her unconditional love for you.

You feel a mix of surprise and curiosity. “Really? You can do that?” You ask. Is that why her chest is so… Ample? You shake your head to clear it of that particular thought. Focus on the actual situation, Y/N!

Jill’s cheeks burn at your question. “I, uh, well… I noticed that I started… Err, well… Lactating after I got infected.” She stammers.

Your eyes go wide. You… Had no idea. How could you have missed this?!

Jill sees the alarm on your face as the obvious questions swirl around in your head. “I had been taking special supplements to suppress it for my job, but… I am done with all of these crazy missions. I want to be home with you more. And… I was hoping you might be open to the idea?” She says shyly.

You’re silent for a bit as you think on Jill’s words.

Jill begins to sweat the longer you don’t talk.

Finally, you clear your throat and gaze back into her eyes. “You’d do that for me?” You ask, in disbelief of her generosity.

Jill nods, her eyes soft and loving. “Of course, baby. I want to nourish and comfort you in every way possible.” She says, blushing a bit. “Especially now that I know you’re not eating.” She jokes and tweaks your nose, making you giggle happily. She’s so excited to try and nurse you.

You feel your mouth water (For a different reason than usual) as Jill takes her shirt off and her bra. When she softly holds the back of your head and offers you her breast, you are a little nervous, but also deeply touched. You latch on tentatively at first, but as the warm, sweet milk flows into your mouth, you feel a sense of calm and contentment wash over you. This feels amazing on your empty stomach.

Jill gasps as you suckle more. It feels so good to have you drink. Her sore breasts are grateful for the relief. Jill holds you close and guides your head back to her chest while you suckle. She murmurs soft words of encouragement and love as you feed. It’s a very unusual moment, but also one of deep trust and connection. You have… Never felt closer to her.

After you finish, Jill holds you close, stroking your hair and rocking you back and forth until you fall asleep in her arms. As you drift off, you feel gratitude and love towards the woman who had become your girlfriend, your protector, and your caretaker.

Masterlist

[a-strange-inkling]

Hey Jealousy (Old Haunts Universe)

Hawkins, Indiana

1985

“God, he’s all over her today.”

Eddie stops mid stride, just sneaking back from his quick midday smoke behind the bus garage. He wasn’t usually one to dabble in the affairs of cheerleaders (unless if he’s invited to of course) but that little side quip laced with spiky envy from Tracy Verdonowitz is enough to grab his attention by the back of the neck and yank him out of his half high, kinda still hungover stupor.

“I mean… I think it’s sweet!” A blonde junior points out.

“It’s disgusting.” Tracy replies shortly.

He knows just who they're talking about before he lifts his baggy, burned out gaze across the campus… because of course it’s them. Of fucking course. Who else could it be? As a district, town, planet they all just orbit around them, every freaking little thing they do. Nobody ever bothers to have a thought or a life of their own, nooooo… they all feed obsessively suckle off of the general perfection that is always just oozing off of the King and Queen. Because, let’s be honest, their mundane is the fucking glory of Valinor for the rest of them, the motley, miserable, midwest student body of Hawkin’s High.

And he can’t climb on his soap box or lunch table to protest about it today, because he too stops and he looks.

Eddie’s throat constricts as he tries and fails to swallow, that dull pain at seeing any and every of their daily intimacies having a little more sting to it in his presently raw state of being.

Unfortunately, he did not get drunk enough over the weekend to not notice that something was different about them. Tracy’s bite isn’t just a jealous over exaggeration (no judgment by the way), because the PDA has definitely been cranked up a notch.

They’re relatively innocent on average, to be fair. Very Jack and Jill. Ken and Barbie. Fred and Daphne. Hand holding, quick pecks on the cheek, an arm around her shoulder. Prim and proper, clean, but today…

Carver really has been all over this girl, he’s presently got her trapped against the passenger door of his jeep, all bent over her, one hand pressed against the molding, the other inching up beneath her gym shirt.

Eddie can’t really see her, which he’s honestly grateful for. She’s obscured from view by the front end of the vehicle and the hundred and sixty pound hormonal jock sucking her face off.

He can only see her braced legs under the car, and her little hand latched tightly on Jason’s wrist like a vice where he’s reaching up her shirt.

“Woaw.” Gigi sighs, biting the corner of her lip as she watches the tryst intently. Obviously some basic biology questions being answered for her.

Jason’s hand moves from the molding to hold her neck and Eddie has to look away, down into the cracks of the pavement he wished he was buried under, because it’s… it’s too much, especially after Indianapolis and… he just can’t today. No matter how much he wants to know what has upped the rating to PG-13, he needs to keep walking, to get back inside. Keslink’s test sure isn’t going to flunk itself.

He barely manages a heavy step forward when the senior cheer captain Kelly Brooks speaks up next with that slight southern lilt to her voice. “Oh sweetie, that’s not really surprising, especially after Saturday.”

“What happened Saturday?” Becky asks, lowering her voice as they all gather around her. “You mean at homecoming?”

[hylfystt]

characters: ophelia adair (oc), jill valentine, chris redfield fandom: resident evil word count: 1.3k notes: smth short and sweet featuring the besties during the s.t.a.r.s. years. you know. before the horrors. early chris/phi hints for those invested.

Jack’s is crowded, an unusual phenomenon for the bar which they find themselves frequenting after their shifts. Bodies press together at the bar, laughter and loud conversation filling the space.

“Bar crawl,” says a bright-eyed, flushed-cheeked college student when asked. The two women at the bar share a look, raised brows and slight smiles saying more than enough as they wait for their beers.

Ah…college.

Eventually, Jill and Ophelia muscle their way past the throng of students, bottles clutched in hand.

“Scooch!” Ophelia says, sliding into the booth next to Chris, Jill following close behind. Ophelia passes Chris his beer, taking a sip of her own as she settles in.

“Did you have to pick the smallest table here?” Jill asks, looking at Chris with a huff.

“Just means we get to snuggle up,” Ophelia says, winking at the other woman. “Get comfy, Valentine.”

Jill laughs, taking a sip of her beer. “At least I won’t get cold. Has anyone ever told you you’re like a human furnace, Phi?”

“Look, it’s not my fault you’re just unnaturally cold.”

“No, you two are just freaks of nature,” Jill says dryly, pointing at Ophelia and Chris.

“You wound me Jill,” Phi says, slapping a hand over her chest as if she’s been shot. “You wound me.”

“You’ll get over it.” Jill shoves at Ophelia’s arm with her shoulder, knocking the other woman into Chris. Ophelia chuckles, shooting a wink at Jill.

“Don’t make me file a complaint with Wesker,” Ophelia teases as Chris groans beside her.

“Please, no talk about Wesker tonight.”

Jill raises a brow. “Why? What happened?”

Ophelia grins, throwing an arm around Jill as she leans in conspiratorially. “Our dear Chris here got chewed out for, what was it again?” She shoots Chris a smirk. “‘Flagrant disrespect of the workplace environment?’” She shrugs. “He and Speyer got into an argument over which Spice Girl is the best or something and Wesker was less than impressed.”

“Did you agree on one?”

“No, Wesker shut it down before we could finish.” Chris grumbles. “It’s Posh Spice though.”

Both women both shake their heads, Jill tutting lightly as she takes a sip of her beer. 

“Wrong,” Phi sighs.

“It’s definitely Sporty Spice,” Jill agrees.

Chris’s jaw drops. “Sporty Spice? Over Posh?”

“I bet Wesker’s a Baby Spice guy,” Phi says, looking at Jill and ignoring Chris’ indignation.

“Really?” Jill clicks her tongue. “I would have pegged him for a Scary Spice guy myself but I can see it.”

“Hey, who did Speyer pick?” Ophelia asks, finally turning her attention back to Chris.

Chris mutters something under his breath, hiding behind his bottle as he takes another sip.

“What was that?” Ophelia’s brow quirks, a grin pulling at the corners of her mouth as she leans in expectantly.

Chris sighs. “He picked Sporty Spice too.”

“Ha! I always knew he had good taste,” Phi says, mouth curling into a grin around the mouth of her bottle. 

“I can’t believe this,” moans Chris, covering his face with his hands.

“It’s okay Chris,” Ophelia leans into him and pats his arm. Chris puffs his cheeks and blows out a long breath, rolling his eyes. “You can’t win them all.”

“But really you should have known better,” Jill says with a wink. “It’s all in the arms.”

“Amen to that,” Phi says, clinking her bottle against Jill’s, laughing brightly.

“Anyways,” Chris says loudly, steering the conversation away from his loss as he shoots the pair a glare. “You two hear about the new hire?”

Ophelia shifts slightly, fingernails finding the soft corners of the label on her bottle.

“Bravo Team, right?” Jill asks.

“Yeah, that’s the one.” Chris takes a sip of his beer. “Heard they’re really young too.”

“She is,” Ophelia says, not looking at either of her companions. “Fresh out of college with her degree at 18.”

Chis and Jill both turn to look at her, brows raising.

“Someone’s well informed,” Jill drawls, eyeing the other woman carefully. “Care to share with the class?”

Ophelia sighs, flicking away a torn piece of the label.

“I’m going to be training her.”

A grin breaks over Chris’ face. “Is that what your meeting with Wesker was about?”

Ophelia nods, lips quirking up in a small smile.

“Yeah. She’s basically hiring on for the same position, so Wesker wants me to shadow her and train her for a few months.” She hesitates, finally meeting Chris’ eye. “On Bravo.”

“Wait.” Chris’ bottle hits the table with force. “On Bravo? You’re being reassigned?”

“Just temporarily,” she says, a trace of guilt creeping into her voice as she can practically feel Chris deflate from where she’s pressed against his arm. In truth, she’s excited to have been asked to train the new recruit. She can’t deny the rush of pride she felt when Wesker told her that she would be the girl’s mentor. Yet…she’s loath to leave Alpha for such an extended period of time. Their shifts will be different, and much of her attention will be focused on training, which she knows will impact how much time she can spend with her team. “A few months, at most. At least until she has the basics down and can shadow the rest of Bravo.”

“Hey,” Jill calls softly. Phi glances over, catching Jill’s easy smile. “That’s a big deal. Congrats, Phi.”

Ophelia smiles in return, shoulders relaxing slightly.

“Thanks. Honestly, it feels nice, you know? To be trusted like that.” Ophelia turns her attention back to the label on her bottle, smiling lightly. She’d had to work hard to get where she was now, lacking the military training that the others came into the force with when she first joined. Now, she was considered proficient enough to train a new recruit.

Chris considers her for a moment, before his features soften. “She’ll be in good hands.” Opehlia flicks her gaze to his, holding his stare for a too-long moment as her features soften in return. Reluctantly, Chris tears his gaze away and sighs, back hitting the booth’s worn fabric with a little more force than necessary. “Still, it’s gonna suck without you around.”

“It’s not like I won’t be around. I’m sure if something big happens they’ll still call me in.” She elbows Chris lightly, grinning wide. “And we’ll still have the weekends. You’re not getting rid of me that easily, Redfield.”

Chris laughs, a generous flash of teeth peeking from behind his lips. “I’m gonna hold you to that, Adair.”

“When does she start?” Jill asks after a moment, gaze sliding between the two, a small smirk playing on her lips.

“June.” It was still several months off, but Ophelia knows that the time will come and go far too quickly. Jill nods, spinning her bottle idly on the table as she loses herself to contemplation. “She’s got to finish her last semester technically.”

Chris nudges Ophelia’s arm, gives her a small smile. “Well at least we get you until then.”

“A toast,” Jill says after a moment, glancing at Ophelia with a warm smile, winking. “To new endeavors.”

“To good friends,” Ophelia adds, lifting her bottle to clink against Jill’s. She slides her gaze to Chris, who raises his bottle in turn as he looks at her warmly. “And bright futures.”

The three friends sit in comfortable silence as they each take their drinks. Ophelia can’t help but to feel like this is how the world was meant to be. With Jill and Chris by her side, she’s sure in her conviction that the road ahead of them is full of possibility. 

Her mouth curves around the mouth of her bottle, and she leans back into the plush backing of the booth, heart full as she savors the warmth of the two people beside her.

‘98 was surely going to be their year.

[hardtchill]

Yeah I think Tobin tries really hard to stay in the moment on the show rather than zone out like she typically might. She is very good at showing all the nonverbal signs that she’s paying attention. She nods along, re-confirms what they’re saying, etc etc. There’s been times where Christen looks like she’s the one zoning out but I think what’s happening is that she’s thinking about whatever the guest just said and that’s why she’s so still and kinda unexpressive. She is always the one to bring the topic back around or ask a follow up question.

With Tobin, my favorite thing about her is her genuine reactions to what the guest is saying. For example, when Jill was saying she’s not a control freak and Tobin bursted out laughing and was like what!?!?!?

Just another way in which they are polar opposites lol. Tobin is do before you think and Chris is think before you do.

I think Tobin basically being allowed to fully immerse herself into the conversation helps her stay focussed on the conversation. If you would task her with staying on topic and guiding the conversation to where it's supposed to go she would not enjoy it as much (and probably suck at it lmaoooo). That's why they work so well together because Chris is great at that and knows how to gently move the conversation along so that they get where they want to go with it.

[averagedrakemerwinenjoyer]

rank the freaks. best to worst in terms of who has the coolest powers you would want if you could have one

okok i see your vision. taking the whole list from the gone wiki; i’m adding drake because he does in fact have gaiaphage-induced powers. not including the sequel trilogy or characters that had like one appearance bc fuck that

THE RANKING

Little Pete: he has the power of autistic swag and also the ability to control the universe, i guess? easily the funniest power due to how vague and underdeveloped it is.

Gaia: she’s got every single power (except for pete’s), so she’s just objectively got the coolest stuff.

Drake: insane regeneration. no need for food/air/whatever. cool arm. gun. what more can i say?

Lana: healing people is just a really nice power to have and would be useful in real life.

Caine: telekinesis is an incredibly funny power idk what to say

Penny: shapeshifting and bending reality is incredibly sexy.

Sam: haha lasers go brrr

Dekka: again a hilariously underdeveloped power, especially in the original series. good for causing some chaos

Orsay: she’s got one of the most insane powers. store brand freddy krueger core

Brianna: i mean i wanna outrun sonic too?

Duck: he’s only this high because his power is just so insane. like yeah i too would LOVE to adjust my density what the fuck is up with that

Sinder: cottagecore arc? with the added bonus of being able to heal people in a vegetative state. the fuck was up with that, michael?

Bug: being able to turn invisible is pretty boring, but it’s useful.

Taylor: teleportation is cool! would’ve been higher if she could take other people along, and if teleporting in the wrong place wouldn’t do /that/.

Jill: it’s a shame she had like one (1) scene, but her powers are really cool. would’ve been higher if the effect of her song lasted a bit longer.

Diana: her power is kinda useless after the first book or so rip

Jack: the least creative power, and while it would be funny it’s really more just inconvenient lmao

Toto: i would honestly hate to constantly know whether people mean what they’re saying or not

Astrid: her power COULD have been cool if michael grant. yaknow. used it for anything. very much carnival fortune teller vibes.

alright i think thats everyone lol

[whilereadingandwalking]

I bring a lot of books with me on vacation. Traveling solo brings a lot more downtime than when you travel with someone. My trip to Argentina includes a few plane rides (including the two big ones). My itinerary includes spending relaxing afternoons at pretty cafés or in stunning bookstores. And of course, nights or mornings in lovely airbnbs, enjoying coffee or a drink. A huge part of being able to travel solo is being able to have books as my companions. I read a book every 2.5 days, and I will be away from home for 18 days—so mathematically, I need at least 7 books (yes, I do know ereaders exist, they’re just not for me). Once upon a time, any books would do. But now, I think quite a bit about which books to bring. My book stack for Argentina is all Argentinian, except for one Uruguayan author (I’ll be in Colonia de Sacramento as a day trip), and one author of a book about getting lost, which I fittingly forgot to include in this photo.

The list:

Brickmakers by Selva Almada, tr. Annie McDermott

Kiss of the Spider Woman by Manuel Puig, tr. Thomas Colchie

The Tango Singer by Tomás Eloy Martínez, tr. Anne McLean

Die, My Love by Ariana Harwicz, tr. Sarah Moses & Carolina Orloff

The Rooftop by Fernanda Trías, tr. Annie McDermott

Fictions and The Aleph by Jorge Luis Borges, tr. Andrew Hurley

Slum Virgin by Gabriela Cabezón Cámara, tr. Frances Riddle

The Promise by Silvina Ocampo, tr. Suzanne Jill Levine & Jessica Powell

I’m particularly looking forward to reading Borges, one of my favorite authors, in the winding streets of his city, and to read another book by Cámara. Good book-friends of mine might wonder why Mariana Enríquez isn’t on my reading list. The answer is simple: I’m not looking to freak myself out while reading late at night in a quiet, blustery Patagonian town...

[creaturebehavior]

ugh i’ve reached that point in the night where staying awake is now draining me and it’s time to sleep but i for some reason don’t want to lay down and sleep

i guess i should pick a comforting show and turn my lights off and try to relax

i feel like super lonely this evening. all night i’ve been trying to shake it. and i just can’t find a way to meet this need. and it’s becoming more apparent every day that i should not be so isolated but im terrified of talking to people. even when leo calls half the time it’s like i can’t even get any words out because i’m so afraid to speak

when i’m not doing well, i have an even harder time with my filter, and it’s really humiliating and it makes other people uncomfortable, and so i am afraid to say anything now.

last year i was basically begging my school to let me take a leave of absence as i was in mania and psychosis and dissociating all the time and they wouldn’t allow it and i continued going to school when honestly i needed to be at home or at an inpatient, like i was so incredibly unstable and every day i would contemplate checking myself into a behavioral health center because i was so incredibly suicidal but i just kept on going to school and trying to graduate. and i am honestly kind of traumatized from that experience. and i feel so ashamed for how i behaved in front of people during that time that now i am afraid to act at all, i am afraid to speak at all. i no longer speak to the friends i made at school because i still feel too unwell to have a healthy and not toxic and unhinged conversation with them, plus also i have done so much reflection on the kind of people they were and how i felt i had to mask heavily and join in on talking shit about every single person that wasn’t me, jill or taylor. it made me even sicker. my defenses were up and i picked two people to latch onto and mirror in order to try to survive through school. and at the end of it i hated myself so much, i felt like oozing toxic tar and i couldn’t believe all i had done and said, all out of fear.

and i’m having to confront several of my patterns. it’s so fucking insane, i dropped out of school when i was 16 and didn’t return to a school until i was 26. and i fell right back into behaving how i behaved when i was younger in order to survive public school. i got defensive and mean. and i have to come to terms with this side of myself and figure out what to do about it. because i do not want to be on the defensive anymore. i don’t want to be on the offensive anymore. i want to be myself and not freak out and get all weird every time i’m in a situation where i have to be around other people like that

my seroquel has kicked in so i’m losing my train of thought but did i mention i don’t think taylor or jill are my true friends?

you know who i do still trust though? Selena. she will be the first person i reach out to next time i am feeling stable enough to socialize. She has psychosis too, and i felt safe around her. She understands and i think she’d still love me if i took my mask all the way off. I guess i just don’t know how to feel ready to engage in a friendship with someone. i’m experiencing really low empathy through this breakdown and it makes it incredibly difficult to care about anyone except myself or my favorite person. i am resisting the urge to judge myself over that. god, i literally have bpd. jfc.

when i was younger i used to care so much about all my friends. and now i literally am so burnt out, i’ve given so much of a shit about so many people for my entire life and i finally just hit a wall like it’s so difficult sometimes for me to care about other people and like care about what they’re saying to me and like care about their lives and like be interested enough and have energy to listen to them but i just don’t.

i tire my own self out sometimes because i’ll like, say all this shit to leo sometimes for example and i don’t even care what i’m saying but i keep saying stuff and i’m like god SHUT up ema i don’t care!

so like. it’s hard for me to like. care about something a friend tells me. like mostly everything feels so unimportant

[arklay]

oh oh! maybe 26 for the micro stories for whoever you want?

26. how dare you + diana wesker.

words: 2.2k warnings: topic of death, mentions of injury [read on ao3]

“Can I help you?”

Diana watched as the practised composure on Chris and Jill’s faces fell the moment they were finally met with the woman they had come to talk to. They nervously looked between one another a few times, as though they were trying to figure out who should speak first, and Diana tried not to roll her eyes. Resting her weight on one hip, she raised her brows and shook her head slightly as if to say ‘well?’

Jill opened her mouth to speak, but closed it again just as quickly. Diana already knew what news they were here to deliver, and it made the ordeal of these two fumbling about in front of her all the more amusing.

She grasped the doorknob and began closing the front door to her house when Chris’ eyes darted up to meet hers before he spoke. “Can we come inside and talk to you?”

Diana held his gaze for a moment, considering it, then she pulled the door all the way open again as she stepped aside, motioning with her hand for them to come inside. As soon as she closed the door behind them, she made her way over to the dining table with them trailing after her, then she sat down, nodding towards the chairs across from her as she entertained them, giving them permission to sit.

“What is it?” Her clipped tone made the pair look up at her suddenly as they settled in their seats. They exchanged another one of those looks before Jill chewed on her lip.

“We have bad news,” she started hesitantly, and offered Diana a sympathetic look. “We’re sorry to inform you, but… Captain was killed during our last mission to investigate an incident in the mountains.” She gulped as Diana just stared at her – blue eyes intense as they cut into her – then when she spoke again, she tried to keep her voice gentle, seeing as this news would have affected anyone else. “With the destruction of the mansion we were in, his… body couldn’t be recovered.”

Diana slowly nodded, making it seem as though she was trying to process this information – not like Wesker wasn’t perfectly fine or anything, lying in their bed upstairs, no doubt listening in on the conversation as they had discovered his hearing had become slightly enhanced by the virus. Staring off into the distance, she blinked a few times, making a show of trying to will away any tears that threatened to come to the surface, slipping into the same demeanour she had pulled the last time officers had told her that her husband had died.

Funny that both times she knew the true nature surrounding the incidents.

“Killed…” she whispered. “I haven’t heard from him all week, I-I figured something had happened, but…” Diana’s voice trailed off as she abruptly got out of her seat, unceremoniously pushing the chair back and causing it to make a loud, grating screech across the floor.

She made her way over to the sink and pulled a glass out from one of the cabinets, fumbling ever so slightly before she filled it up with water. The silence between the three of them was deafening, the tap running being the only sound in the quiet house. She hoped she was making the two of them uncomfortable – it was quite fun to watch little people squirm. Even after what Wesker had done to them, she was curious as to why they were still trying to be respectful.

Maybe they’re still processing it, she thought.

She supposed they must be professional regardless, but she wanted to see them break, witness how the events at the mansion had affected them.

“I wish to know how he died.” Diana let her voice waver as she gripped the edge of the counter. These fools should be easy to deceive, she could try and coax out some more information, even though she was well aware of the way the Tyrant had impaled Wesker. “Was it those… freaks? The cannibals?”

Chris’ eyes widened then he looked at Jill. They hadn’t thought about telling her how he was killed, and sitting here in her kitchen with her back to them wasn’t the best place to come up with such a story. “You really don’t want to know.”

Diana whipped around to glare at him. “Tell me what happened, Redfield.”

She revelled in the way he gulped at her harsh tone, but even then, he held her gaze defiantly as he internally scrambled to come up with a convincing answer. She had only ever met Wesker’s team a handful of times, but she knew for a fact that he hated being spoken to in such a manner. Oh, how she wished for him to take the bait, bite back and lose his composure, let it slip that the fair and reliable captain had betrayed them all.

Chris didn’t know if he could tell her. Being vague though? That should work. “He was stab—”

“You’re telling me a paper cut killed my husband? Are we speaking of the same man?” Diana scoffed, convincing irritation building up in her voice, and she loved the way he grit his teeth at her interruption. 

“We should just tell her.” Jill turned to Chris, and Diana could hear how tired the woman was, wondering if she had slept at all since the mission. “It will be in the paper soon anyway, and she deserves to know.”

Chris sighed heavily as he stood up out of his chair, clasping his hands behind his head and walking in a small circle. Come on, meathead. Talk back to me, make this interesting. Jill turned her attention back towards Diana, taking a deep breath as she tried to find the right words without saying too much.

“The mansion, it was infested with these monsters,” she began, and Diana came to stand by the table again, placing her hands on the back of the chair she was sitting in before, and she tilted her head to the side to show she was listening. “We found evidence that showed Umbrella was behind it all, they made what they called B.O.W.s. with some virus… and Wesker, he—” Jill cut herself off to look down at her hands, her fists clenched on the table’s surface. “He knew about it all. The whole time.” She glanced up to meet Diana’s stare as she lowered herself to sit at the table again, but Jill averted her gaze almost instantly. “Led us into a trap to collect data for Umbrella…”

“But his own failure of an experiment turned on him,” Chris huffed as he turned back towards the table.

You little prick.

Diana wanted to kill the man for such an insolent remark. Who did he think he was? She watched the shock cross his features as he realised what he had just said in front of her. But he didn’t break the eye contact Diana had started when she locked eyes with him as her jaw clenched and her lips pulled in a scowl.

Jill interjected to detract from the tension in the room, but the two were still glaring at one another, hardly paying attention to her. “He called it Tyrant – ‘the ultimate lifeform.’ But it, um, it impaled him. Right in front of us.”

Diana glanced back at her because of the way her voice grew quieter the more she spoke, and she was met with the sullen look on the younger woman’s face. Everything she saw in Spencer’s mansion was obviously taking its toll – that, and losing more than half of her unit. Looking closer, Diana saw the dark circles starting to form under her eyes, confirming to her that Jill definitely hadn’t slept much since.

Grow a spine, girl.

“Did you know he was working for Umbrella?” Chris asked, voice rather accusatory, earning a slight flare of Diana’s nostrils.

“Chris…” Jill’s eyes darted between the two as she cautiously warned him.

“Yes.” That was all Diana said, sharp and resolute. She could only imagine one of Wesker’s brows raising as he wondered what her plan was, why she had changed tactics. But she knew for a fact that he would be quite amused by what she was going to say next. The way Chris’ confidence seemed to waver under her gaze made her far too satisfied, encouraging her further. “Why does that surprise you? Do you not communicate with your partners?”

He almost backed down from the steely look in her eyes, the daggers she was throwing his way. She was so unsettling; he couldn't understand how Wesker looked at her and didn't feel uneasy every time their eyes met.

“Of course I knew he worked for Umbrella,” she continued, remaining unbothered by the way Chris glowered at her. “But I was not aware of this”—she made a small gesture with her hand—“conspiracy that they manufacture bioweapons.”

Diana delighted in the irritation that flashed over both of the S.T.A.R.S. members’ faces. Poor things, did you think I would feel sympathy for you? Jill’s head snapped to look over at Chris, no doubt wondering if he felt the same anger she did over yet another person not listening to what they had to say about their experiences during that long night. Diana would probably bet she was trying to hold back tears of frustration.

Jill grit her teeth before she spoke, trying not to show her ire and direct it towards the woman they had come here to console. “We thought he could’ve been security or something, but there was a film with a picture of the R&D team for the bioweapons, and he was right there.”

“And you’re sure it was him?” Diana asked. This was quite an interesting development actually; she would love to see a picture from when Wesker used to work at the Arklay Laboratory.

Perhaps William has a copy somewhere.

“Stupid shades and everything,” Chris muttered under his breath but Diana caught it. He should be glad she wasn’t standing near the knife block or she would’ve thrown one right between his eyes. How could he say such a thing when he knew his captain wore them for his photophobia migraines? It made her rather sad how often people made fun of him for them, even if it didn't bother Wesker.

“It just doesn’t make sense,” Jill said out of frustration, and Diana could practically see the wheels turning in her head. Jill looked up at her and tried to calm herself as she remembered that no matter their issues with Wesker, he had just died and they were talking to his wife. They should’ve just told her and left. “If you don’t mind me asking, do you know anything about his life before the army?”

Diana feigned shock at the question, tearing her eyes from the two as she let a frown form on her face. She knew what he could spare to tell her, some things he was still uncomfortable elaborating on, though his childhood was a mystery even to him, his perfect memory somehow had no recollection of the events that occurred before he turned… What was it? Eight? Her gaze focused on her hands and she ran her thumb over her ring finger, the pad feeling each of the stones on her engagement ring.

After a while of merely sitting in silence, not bothering to answer Jill’s question as she played her part – the mourning widow still in denial as she grieved – Chris scoffed. “She’s probably working for them too.”

“Watch your tongue,” Diana spat, venom dripping from her voice.

“They’ve been paying off most of the city from what I hear, and if they had Wesker in their pocket, it’s—”

Diana was standing in front of him quicker than he could even process, almost knocking her chair over as she stood, and he was surprised she didn’t slap him. But that look in her eyes... It felt like one in and of itself.

“How dare you come into my home, disrespect my dead husband, then make such unfounded accusations?” It was probably quite an image to see a woman with such a tiny frame, wearing a cozy looking dressing gown and slippers, make a man like him have his eyes darting to look anywhere but at her. She basked in the way she could unnerve people so easily. “Get out of my house.”

Jill quickly stood up from her seat and spoke, trying to calm her at least a little bit. “He didn’t mean it, we’re both still—”

“You as well.” Diana gave her a pointed look that had her stepping back slowly, as if she was some wild animal Jill didn’t want to anger and get mauled by. “And I don't need your mock sympathies.”

Once they had scrambled out the front door and Diana heard the car they’d arrived in drive away, she let out little more than an exhale as a chuckle to herself, and a hearty one sounded from behind her as well. She turned around and looked up to see Wesker in nothing but a pair of sweatpants standing at the top of the stairs.

“That was quite mean, dearheart,” he playfully scolded her.

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My Opinion on; @extraordinarygrrls

Character in general: Don’t even get me started because I will go on a LONG ASS RANT about how much I love Abby!!! Obviously I love Lola too, she’s amazing; Abby just has such a special place in my heart ❤️ she should be in Saw X LMAO!!! I freaking love the dynamics we’ve established; I think about them ALL THE TIME! Abby and Strahm are literally goals, and I love Abby’s friendship with all the other characters (obviously except Eric lol), ESPECIALLY John! They have such an interesting dynamic!! Lola and John also have an amazing dynamic, but my favorite dynamic with Lola would have to be Jill. I love how they’re able to be there for each other throughout everything ❤️❤️❤️

How they play them: Nothing but love here!!! Abby so written SO WELL!! She reminds me a lot of a few people in my life ❤️ and as for Lola, she’s written amazingly as well!! I absolutely cannot WAIT for more dynamics with these 2!! And depending on what happens in the next movie, who knows? I might just pick up another character 👀 or two 👀 or ten

Do I:

RP with them: YESSSSS ALWAYS

Want to RP with them: ALL THE TIME!!! Literally 24/7!! If I had all the time and muse in the world I would literally rp with them CONSTANTLY lolol

What is my;

Overall Opinion: I NEED MORE!! I always want more stuff with you!! You should reblog more memes so I can randomly spam you lolol. I’ve been super busy lately and have been slightly behind on threads, but I’m catching up, and I cannot WAIT to start new stuff with you!!! Also the mun is such a sweetheart and the writing makes me go all 😍😍😍

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

[adrianicsea]

You Cannot say you have thoughts about the heart and then not elaborate 👀

MANNNNN i’ve talked briefly about it before but like. okay cliff note version is this deranged morsel from my notes app and then the painfully long version below that

but like. the issue lawrence is INITIALLY brought into the bathroom game for by john (before we learn about his infidelity via adam) is his lack of passion, compassion, and bedside manner.... literally his lack of heart. he’s told to follow his heart, the thing he allegedly doesn’t have... and it’s not physically within reach of him in the room! the heart, the thing john kramer believes lawrence to be missing, lies across the room with adam!!

and we even see this in the fact that lawrence doesn’t do jackshit in the bathroom until he hears adam wake up and freak out— when lawrence talks to adam for the first time, he sounds calm and lucid, and he shows no sign of wooziness or having just woken up too. which means that lawrence just. sat there in the dark feeling sorry for himself UNTIL he knew there was someone there that needed his help.

towards the end of the whole thing, when lawrence is on the phone with alison, you’ll notice that even THEN he never says that he loves her or that he’s always loved her! what lawrence DOES say is “i’ve always been happy with you” which is... really really lowballing it for the woman you’ve been married to long enough to have a 7-year-old daughter with, especially when you’re under the impression that one or both of you is literally about to die. but that’s a whole other thing on its own honestly.

ANYWAYS throughout the movie we see lawrence doing everything he can do to spare adam’s life and come up with a way to get them both out alive, even though they’re not all that fond of each other! even when lawrence shoots adam he deliberately goes for a spot that he knows is going to LOOK serious to anyone watching, but that won’t be immediately fatal on its own. and even when lawrence is bleeding out and unable to walk and believes that his family might very well be dead, he uses some of his time and energy to come to adam and comfort him. this comes so soon after the “i’ve always been happy with you” exchange between lawrence and alison, too.

of course we all know what happens to adam and lawrence after that. the divorce plays a hand in it, and there’s a lot to be said about lawrence’s lack of self-esteem and self-worth, but like. it seems like a very clear cause and effect chain to me that lawrence leaving adam there, failing to save him, leads lawrence to become an apprentice. it’s so antithetical to his identity as a doctor and his protective instinct that the only way apprenticeship becomes a viable path for lawrence is if he loses or kills his heart.

the real smoking gun in all of this, though, is that we later see in john’s tape that he leaves behind for jill that john CALLS JILL HIS HEART. and while we don’t LEARN this until saw 6 or 7 (unsure which, still haven’t seen any of the hoffman tetralogy), it implies that john still had that understanding and that connotation of heart imagery/hearts as other people when he put together the bathroom trap. and even taking the metatextual view of it, the writers in 2009 or whenever STILL were like “you know the heart motif from the first movie? we should bring that back to talk about this guy and his estranged ex-wife that he still loves.” while reading the rebirth comic (written in 2005, before saw 2 had even released) last night, i even learned that jill was featured in it, and john refers to his divorce from jill as “losing his heart.” so like. idk man it’s all very complex and interwoven and i KNOW the saw franchise desperately wants all of its pieces to rhyme and connect and be part of one big messy intricate web but like. why take the heart, so prominently featured in the first movie to refer to lawrence and adam, and then start co-opting it to associate it with an estranged married couple.

sorry for subjecting yall to All This before 9 in the morning but uh. you asked and i delivered!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Horror Villains And: Period Sex

oh that is the perfect gif I totally forgot all about it but oh boy. thanks billy for your service to this blog.

Warnings: Obviously, menstruation, blood, and smut. I’m dealing with a particularly uncomfortable period (for me at least) and just want some e m p a t h y about it.

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Who LOVES it:

Freddy Krueger: ABSO-MOTHER FUCKING-LUTELY. It’s a struggle to keep his hands off you (on a normal day) during your period. He can smell it.

Kieran Wilcox: yes please mommy, he’s waiting.

Luda Mae Hewitt: This is her secret kink.

Michael Myers: B l o o d  p l a y? Any kind of bloodplay, Michael is into it. If you weren’t already bleeding, he would probably make you bleed, with his (Actual) knife.

Mickey Altieri: Bring it. Jesus christ, Mickey thinks its so hot. Getting his cock or his fingers coated in your slick and your blood (Seeing the string consistency between his fingers), seeing you in a total mess from your period and being fucked to oblivion? Oh yes.

Midnight Man: He just likes it. I dunno. I don’t have a logical reason, extension or explanation of my vibes here but I am getting them from him.

Patrick Bateman: Oh my god it is his favourite kind of sex. Yes yes yes. Please please please. He marks your cycle in his calendar, with special notes about flow and mood. Soon enough he’s figured out your whole period every week and knows exactly when the iron is hot enough to strike. Any w h e r e, any t i m e .

Both Pennywise’: Ooooh, watch their eyes glow and their hair get more luscious when you tell them. Their teeth get sharper and the whites of their eyes get whiter- they’re horny as fuck now. Be a good sport and give them a lil taste, won’t you? A smell at least? That, or have them trailing you like lost puppies for the rest of the week, and curling up to/around you as tightly as possible when you’re sleeping.

The Clown / Jeffrey Hawk / Kenneth Chase: Where else could he possibly go on this post, honestly.

The Man (Hush): Yep.  He’s favourite time of month.

Who is like ‘a b s o l u t e l y  n o t’:

Jerry Dandridge: Do I really need to comment? I mean, he can control himself being around you on your period, but you cannot let that blood smell hit the open air. Your controlled, classy vampire bf will disappear in an instant and will be replaced with… well, Evil.

Yeah no thanks:

Debbie Loomis: She’s not vehemently against it, but still… nah? Thanks for the offer tho. And it won’t happen when she’s on her period either, c e r t a I n l y not. Don’t even touch her when she’s on her period, jesus christ.

Jennifer Check: Yeah she just got a new manicure. Over her dead body will you stain her new French tips with your coochie blood. And if she puts her mouth down there, it might excited t o o much if you get what I mean and you will become a real snack.  

Is indifferent towards it:

Bo Sinclair: You’re sure into him durin’ this time o’ month, aren’t you? Eh… whatever. Hop on. He’s happy to help his partner, especially if its in such a gratifying way! I mean he won’t buy you any fucking pads but he will do this and there’s Bo as a boyfriend for you.

Chucky / Charles Lee Ray: I mean sure? Blood doesn’t scare him and it is, in fact, a turn on for him of course so sure. Plus, you’re less likely to get pregnant at this time, which is great! Doesn’t see what the big deal is, here. (Although, weirdly, I see past Chucky from Curse to be very much in the next category)

Inkubus: It’s not even a big d e a l, man, its cool. He likes all kinds of sex. Go wild.

Jason Voorhees: Jason is basically ace in the way he conducts himself on a general basis but if it tuned out that he was interested in sex and/or was willing to do it with you, then some blood leaking out of your private parts because of some natural causes is not going to change his mind. Is this not normal??

Jedidiah Sawyer: ???Alright??? He wears a mask made of skin, your natural bodily functions are not going to scare him away. Besides, the knowledge that it could lessen menstrual pain for you is a nice bonus. He’s gotta take care of his family.

Roman Bridger: It’s really not a big deal to him. We’ll just put down a darker sheet, or some plastic. You both need this sometimes (Him for emotional support when he’s stressed, and you of course cuz you’re on your damn period) and a bit of blood is certainly not a deal breaker. Besides, he finds the easy thrusting to be nice and comfortable. Preferred sometimes, actually. Just some nice, lazy, relieving sex with your director boyfriend.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt: A little bit a’ blood aint gonna turn me off, sugar. Don’t you worry bout that.

The Djinn: See Inkubus. Except, our dear Wishmaster is so much more of a tease about this.

Is enthusiastic when they learn that orgasms lessen period pain:

Bubba Sawyer: He doesn’t care about exposure to blood, obviously, and he doesn’t see it as gross at all but he was still concerned about whether that was safe during your… monthly thing… but once he found out that it could help you with cramps he got on board immediately! ^^

Lester Sinclair: Oh boy, well okay then, let’s give this a go then!!

Mayor Buckman: He knows the drill; Boone gets terrible cramps. Don’t worry, he’s got you.

Pamela Voorhees: Oh of course she’ll help you out when you’re hurting ^^

Stuart Lloyd: Well… don’t get him wrong, for sure there is the part where it helps you in a seriously uncomfortable time… but then there is also the fact that he is a lil bit of a secret freak and menstrual care is a good excuse for him. (So he also belongs in the first category ^^)

The Deathslinger / Caleb Quinn: Blood doesn’t bother him, and if it’ll give you a hand with yer monthly problem then you just need to ask him. You’ll be on the bench in the saloon with your thighs spread without a second thought, like asking for a glass of water. (Except of course Caleb’s a lot more hands on about the whole thing of course (; ) He’s happy to help.

The Huntress / Anna: Oh!! Really?? It’ll help? Okay, then, sunflower. Remove your pants. Let’s go !!

Vincent Sinclair: He’s just very supportive and helpful through all areas of your period. He doesn’t understand, but he can still be sympathetic and help the way you say would be good ^^

Is curious and will try:

Billy Loomis: Is really curious and excited to try it. I mean, he likes blood? He likes sex? And this is both those things?? Fun lubricant, yay.

Chop Top Sawyer: And when I say that he’ll try and I REALLY MEAN IT, MAN. Like, go big or go home. He’s going to eat you out at this time and he’ll end up really enjoying it. Buckle up babes, you’ve awoken something buried pretty damn s h a l l o w l y inside him.

Granny Boone: Similar to Chop Top except with him, you had to tell him you were on your period and all so it would be different and all, while with Boone she was the one sniffing it out and *cough* hunting you approaching you about trying it.

Jill Roberts: For the same reasons as Billy. Plus, she wants to be able to say ‘well I did it for you- you have to do it for me.’

Leslie Vernon: I mean, he’ll give anything a shot once. What’s the harm?

Piper Shaw: Same as Jill.

Stu Macher: Super enthusiastic to try!! XDD Just, like, dyed lube- right?

Is c a u t i o u s:

Carrie White: … periods have always been difficult for her… But she’s willing to give it a try as long as you’re willing to return the favour! ^^

Thomas Hewitt: Tell him, if whatever he does hurts you. He is very serious about this. He wants you to feel better, but he doesn’t really know this works and does not want you hurting in his vein attempt at making you feel better. So, please. Tell him how you’re feeling. He’ll get really good at making your cramps and discomfort go away.

They may take some convincing:

Drayton Sawyer: I mean, he’s of course not afraid of some blood but… uh… Well, I mean, he doesn’t really have a big, or even moderate sex drive in the first place so any sex of any kind takes some warming up to. Maybe if the stars aline and you catch him on a good day. Otherwise, he tells you to just suck it up.

[maurine07]

I logged into Tumblr to have a break and I found unexplainable and disgusting hatred here and I have no idea how people can be this hateful

So, in lights of recent events I just wanted to show you, you incredible brilliant writers how amazing and magnificent you are. Your MCs are so wonderful, each one unique in their own way and I love that about them and I love them so much.

@genevievemd Sara, I absolutely adore both you and Gen so much, more than words can ever describe. Gen is so precious and pure and sweet and just all the goodness that's in this world. I love how you write her, how you add her flaws and how you write her anxiety and the depth you add to her, it makes her feel so real and I just love her with all my heart

And you, my dearest, are the sweetest person ever. You're so kind and amazing and so sweet and I just love talking to you so much, you're the best ever

@liaromancewriter Mal, I know we haven’t interacted before but I’ve read some of your fics and I adore Cassie so much. I just love how you write and I love the backstory you gave her. Her relationship with her brother is amazing. And Max and Sienna’s relationship??? It’s to die for, they’re so precious.

And you honestly seem like the sweetest person ever

@bex-la-get Bex! Nat is a literal ray of sunshine and I adore her with my whole heart. She’s so kind and sweet and funny and so caring and you write her character so beautifully. Literally every time I read one of your fics, I always have the biggest smile on face because of her

And you, Bex, are the best. You’re super kind and incredible and I truly hope you know that

@a-crepusculo MIA!!! Girl, you know I freaking love Marchia with everything I am. She’s just so beautiful, both on the inside and the outside, and lovely and kind and I love how caring and loving she is. She always makes me so happy. She’s a Queen and I would love for her to step on my neck, please and thank you

Also, you, my beautiful beautiful Mia, are the sweetest, funniest person on this planet. I love talking to you so much (even if I am horrible at replying back which I’m so sorry for), our conversations always make me so happy. I love you so much, girl<33333

@danijimenezv Dani, I've reread your fics several times and every time I fall in love with Jill even more. She's so gorgeous and lovely and amazing.

And I've only spoken to once but you're honestly so sweet and lovely

@takeharryandgo Kelsey, I know we've never spoken before but I've read your fics and Meredith is just asking perfect as one can be. She's so freaking beautiful and funny and kind and I simply adore her. I just love her so much.

Also, you seem like the loveliest person and you're so funny.

@jamespotterthefirst Bree, you know how much I love Lilac and you're probably bored of me but I just love her so much. She's so beautiful, kind, funny, caring and just so perfect. I'd let her do anything she wants to me. I love how you write her character and how much depth you add to her with her family, the people around her, her friends.

And you know that I love you. You're the kindest, sweetest person ever and I love your sense of humor. Love you, Bree❤❤❤

@writer-ish Kat, first of all, I've been loving your response to this whole situation. Second, you know I adore Brooke. There's nothing I wouldn't do for this woman, she's everything. She's breathtakingly gorgeous, she's so wonderful and funny and sweet and I love her.

And I adore you, Kat. You're so sweet and amazing

Hope y'all are having a wonderful day💕💕

[hyperfixationtimego]

For the talentswap au can you talk about Makoto?? I'm so curious about his clairvoyance! And Chihiro too 👀

OH OH ALSO TOKO/JILL PLEASE

Anyway you always have galaxy brain thoughts feel free to answer whichever ones you like! <3

YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY!!! I have so many thoughts about ALL OF THEM I would LOVE to talk about these mfs

ALSO THANK YOU THAT MEANS A LOT!!! I am so very honored and excited to have people that like my stuff?? eeueueuegege it makes me so happy!!!!!

Okay okay so first things first!!!

Makoto Naegi - the Ultimate Clairvoyant

- He’s always been a little different from others, able to sense just before things go wrong, or guess what someone’s thinking right before they say it. It’s a talent, for certain, but he doesn’t like to think of it that way. To him, it’s just something that makes him weird and different; something he tries to downplay whenever he can. Unfortunately for him but VERY fortunately for us, Hope’s Peak knows exactly how talented he is.

- his important person is still Komaru! They’ve got a typical sibling relationship, teasing and arguing with each other and whatnot, but Makoto wouldn’t trade her for the world. She’s one of the only people in Makoto’s life that he trusts when she tells him that his clairvoyance is what makes him special, not what makes him a freak! She admires him so very much that she’s even tried learning how to read minds on her own! (She always fails, of course, but it means so much to Makoto that Komaru would go to such great lengths to be like him!)

- his secret is still that he wet the bed until fifth grade because honestly it’s just so ridiculous and i couldn’t think of a good replacement. his initial reaction is still “who would ever kill someone over secrets like these?” But his clairvoyance makes him immediately understand that he is in a bit of a different boat than everyone else when it comes to their secrets

- some extra stuff is that he usually figures out who the culprit is either before or during the trial, but never says anything because he’s worried he’s misinterpreting/just flat out wrong

- chapter three is a bitch to me specifically because it involves him recognizing what Leon was trying to do and THEN recognizing that Leon is ACTING all mad and scared and stuff and isn’t really trying to get away with the crime at all. It breaks Makoto’s heart because what the fuck :)

- um um um Celeste usually comes up to him once a body has been discovered and she’s like “yo. who did it” and he just gives her these weird garbled nonsense words that even he doesn’t understand yet but that supposedly point to the killer

Chihiro Fujisaki - the Ultimate Affluent Progeny

- first of all she’s trans because I say so and she’s not ashamed or closeted or anything she’s literally just trans <3

- second of all she is simply a spoiled little rich girl!!! I LOVE HER CHARACTER SO MUCH IN THIS AU ACTUALLY BECAUSE. UNLIKE TOGAMI SHE’S NOT ACTIVELY TRYING TO ANTAGONIZE ANYONE. she is simply like “I don’t like this game :( we shouldn’t sentence anyone to death because that is like killing them ourselves :( we should all die together and stand up to monokuma :)” what’s actually happening is that she doesn’t quite understand what she’s saying!! It hasn’t quite registered yet that death is actually on the table for everyone, and that’s what makes her carefree attitude abt the voting so dangerous! Especially when she starts getting people on her side!

- her important person is her father!!! She’s Taichi’s special little princess, and he wants the world to know it!! He spoils her rotten and thinks she’s the sweetest thing in the whole world!!

- her secret is that her family business is completely amoral and utilizes slavery and unethical business practices in order to stay ahead of the competition. Because. You know. They’re capitalists.

- just to hammer it home how out of touch with reality she is, she proudly announces this “secret” to the rest of the cast as if it’s not big deal.

- I would like it on record that she is not bad, just very very sheltered. Her heart is good; she genuinely loves and cares about her “friends” and wants to see them succeed, she just doesn’t understand that not everyone thinks the same way she does.

- Togami LOVES HER /p

- like he is just “oh my god this adorable child is telling me to kill myself and everyone else for the sake of one person yes I approve wholeheartedly” WRITING PRODIGY TOGAMI IS A DIPSHIT I LOVE HIM

- he gets so offended whenever Celeste DARES to disagree with Chihiro like he straight up goes into one of those bullet time battle minigames at one point

- Celeste is three seconds away from punting Chihiro across the room at all times btw

- JILL SLAPS HER AT ONE POINT I THINK. I FORGET IF IT’S JILL OR TOKO BUT IT’S ONE OF THEM

Toko Fukawa (& Genocide Jill) - The Ultimate Swimming Pro

- there are other alters but Toko and Jill are the two that front the most. Toko is a host and Jill is a protector

- Toko is the one with the title of ultimate swimming pro, not Jill. Some of the other alters have created fake “ultimates” to call themselves, hence why Jill considers herself the “ultimate murderous fiend.”

- Jill has never murdered anyone, btw. I’ve seen this headcanon before, I’m not sure where, but she was formed when the system saw a news report about a killer named “genocide Jack” when it was very young. Jill went by Jack for a good long while, but she’s actually trans and considers Jack to be her deadname

- I KNOW WE’RE TALKIJG ABOUT THE TALENTSWAP AND NOT GENERAL HEADCSNONS BUT LIKE. I HAVE TO GET THESE OFF MY CHEST

- Jill is just an edgy protector who threatens people as a defense mechanism. She’s loud and brash because she knows it disconcerts people enough to bide time for the system to escape the situation if need be. While she may seem reckless, she actually chooses her words very carefully so as not to escalate a situation beyond what is reasonably within her control.

- OKAY BACK TO SWIMMER TOKO

- so basically. after sustaining the trauma of her childhood, and after the alters have formed (Toko Fukawa is the legal name of the system and also the name of the host) Toko found her passion and safety in swimming. She discovered that it relaxed her and even helped with keeping her grounded a lot of the time! It’s something she tries to do everyday; it’s a coping skill that means a lot to her!!

- toko’s important “person” is still Kameko! She just loves things that other people consider to be “ugly” 🥺 to her, Kameko is one of the prettiest things in the world!!

- the secret is that Toko once poisoned an opponent of hers with laxatives in order to win a swim meet 😶 she does not feel bad about it KSHSMSND

- TOKO AND HINA (ult martial artist) POG!!!! they are fwiends 🥰👉👈

- I REMEMBER NOW

- JILL SLAPS CHIHIRO BECAUSE IT’S A FIGHT OR FLIGHT THING. Chihiro is talking some mad shit and it triggers Jill into fronting. When Jill can’t handle the situation like she normally does, she feels cornered and ends up slapping Fujisaki in the face

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A List of Increasingly Improbable Baby Names for Nathan + Nurie

Ridiculous baby names are one of my favorite hobbies. Nathan and Nurie have committed to a theme, and by golly I’m going to speculate! They haven’t outright said they’re using biblical names, but the fact that they chose Nehemiah for their first is pretty telling. (For the record, I like Nehemiah. Sue me.)

Obvious Next Moves

Noah. This was my top guess for N1. It’s different enough from Nehemiah that I could see them using it for N2 without any confusion.

Nicolas. New Testament names tend to be more chill. People might not even know you’re Christian if you name your kid Nicolas.

Nathaniel. They could honor Nathan without doing the whole “Jr” thing.

Nathan Jr. I always find it weird when people use “Jr” for anyone other than their first kid. I also wouldn’t put it past Nurthan to use both Nathan AND Nathaniel, as they are distinct figures in the Bible. Call one “Nate” and the other “Neil,” and you’re all set.

Naomi. The most obvious biblical girl N name out there. I’ll be shooketh if they don’t use it right away. 

Noelle. There is no person named “Noelle” in the Bible, but it’s a name associated with Christmas and all that jazz.

Norah. It’s not ~technically~ biblical, but it does come from the Latin Honora, or honor, which feels nice and significant. And I think it has some roots in Hebrew.

Neveah. It’s heaven backwards. That’s biblical, right? (TBH the “heaven backwards” thing reminds me of the Satanic Panic and people freaking out that playing metal albums backwards would trick your kids into worshipping Satan. And yet the same pearl-clutchers love this name.)

A Little More Weird

Nicodemus. If Nicolas is too secular for you, here’s an alternative. Nico would be a cute nn. 

Nimrod. Before Bugs Bunny convinced us all “nimrod” meant “idiot,” it was a reference to a super great hunter. Look out, Orion, Archer, and Hunter. Nimrod could be the next big thing.

Nemuel. It’s not a well-known biblical name, but it’s not implausible, either. I could see this working.

Nahum. It’s weird, yeah. But it’s not Spurgeon.

Nazareth. Apparently this isn’t an unheard of name choice in some parts of the world, used for boys and girls alike. I could see Zara or Zari as a nn.

Noa. If they don’t use Noah for a boy, I can see them using it for a girl. 

Noadiah. Not sure if it’s pronounced NO-uh-DIE-uh or no-AH-dee-uh. (Now that I’m saying it in my southern drawl, it sounds almost exactly like “no idea.”) The latter pronunciation is different enough from Noah/Noa that they could theoretically use both.

Nekoda. Same vibes as the trendy Dakota, but ~biblical~.

Naamah. She’s the 4th woman named in the Bible, the sister of Tubal-Cain, IIRC. In some traditions, Naamah is considered a worship leader... but that might be too heretical for the IFB.

Secular Names Because We Ran Out of Biblical Ones

Nolan. I believe Jill Rodrigues used this name for one of her lost pregnancies. It could be a way for Nurie to honor her mother. 

Nixon. He was a Republican, so maybe they like him? 

Nestor. A good classical Greek name. 

Natalie. It could be an honor name for Nathan without being too same-y.

Nova. It’s pretty and trendy, but it’s so far out from “Nehemiah” that I’m not sure they’ll go for it.

Nerys. I saw this on a list of awful baby names recently and I love it. YES I am a Deep Space 9 nerd, and it’s not the worst name you could pick from the show. (Though Kira would be a far, far better choice.)

Nymeria. I love this name, and I think Nurie is sheltered enough from the world that it being from A Song of Ice and Fire wouldn’t mean anything to her. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, NURIE

Naphtali. Though this one is originally a man’s name, I could see it working for a girl.

Nebuchadnezzar. NN Chad. (OK I know that you usually pronounce the “ch” more like “k,” but... the name Chad is literally sitting right there.) 

Nephilim. NN Phil, in honor of Nurie’s brother. Also a great conversation starter--angels had babies with human women??? Genesis is NUTS, man.

Nisan.

Nun. 

Nod.

Nymphas.

Narcissus.

The letter N doesn’t look like a real letter anymore.

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(Lavender) Misc headcanons for you!

-Gundham has chew necklace… He doesn’t use it often but sometimes you need a Sensation and monching your scarf isnt great. Yes I am projecting.

-Stronk Sonia with abs actually. She can bench press most of her classmates. She can run in heels. We love her.

-I know the popular idea of a Sonia and Toko friendship is based on Sonia being a Jill fan but consider actually. Sonia is a Toko fan. She owns all her books. She’s got every available translation of each one and she uses them for her language learning. She runs the Novoselic Fukawa Stan Discord. Toko tries so hard to hate her cuz she’s “cheating at life” but it’s so hard to cuz Sonia constantly gushes about her and overloads her with praise.

-I just think Hajime knows One Other Language but like. An uncommon one in Japan. Like idk. Man learns Finnish or smth for funsies and it never comes up until he hears Sonia “30 languages” Nevermind say something in Finnish and he’s like “FINALLY…. all my training… for this moment…”

-Akane. Straight up has gone to the doctor maybe three or four times ever. She doesn’t Not Want To she just. Forgets or doesn’t feel like she needs to. Mikan and Nekomaru lowkey FREAK OUT a bit when they realize this. They really are like “girl please… take care of your health I beg you…” but she makes more of an effort to make it a priority when she realizes they’re worried.

-I just think maybe sometimes Nagito stress bakes. Man feels a panic attack comin on and is like ”Hey Hajime I’m going to the store brb :)” and then a few hours later Hajime enters the kitchen to find Nagito in the middle of a fifth batch of cookies with a cake in the oven and half a tray of cupcakes consumed. He’s not even a good baker he just does it.

-IBUKI BIG STIMS. She’s just full of energy. Her physical stims are a big more subtle, but she def makes. Lots of noises. Not a truly quiet moment with Ibuki.

-Mahiru takes LOTS of pictures of Imposter, especially when they’re real comfortable. She always makes extra copies to give them, sometimes with little notes about things she notices about their appearance or what they were doing when she took it. They hold onto every one. Sometimes you don’t know who you are but the things your friends notice about you and the fact that they recognize you grounds you.

-Also the whole class is SO SUPPORTIVE of each other. Even when they don’t understand each other’s issues fully, they work so hard to help each other. Particularly today I’m thinking of the class being very supportive of Imposter when they’re trying to figure themself out and like. Give themself a name. I feel like for a while they don’t understand themselves enough to even think of one, but everyone in the class has their own kinda Personalized Nickname they have for them.

MMHMM sonia is v strong and buff. i like to imagine she's p good at fighting. i imagine she partook in some kind of training when she was younger ykno. she knows martial arts.. maybe she knows how to wield a sword or oh, i dunno... maybe a bow and arrow....... maybe she knows how to throw hatchets.... maybe she knows some parkour...

sonia and toko friendship.. ur a genius

yea ksajdgjah akane very begrudgingly makes an appointment w mikan and they find out she has terrible sight and she needs glasses, she has carpal tunnel in wrist and really should wear a brace, she passes out a couple times a day cuz she has low iron, she actually has quite a few food allergies and the list goes on aksjdjhas mikan's just like "AKANE!!! whhwhw!!" ykno

aksjhkasjhd hajime walks in on nagito decorating cupcakes to look like cute, colorful, little cats a and he looks up and is like "oh hi hajime! im a having a very bad day :)"

:(( oh my god mahiru and imposter.....

uGH YEs everyone being super supportive of each other,, they all have very different upbringings but theyre similar in so many ways and they are truly grateful they all have each other because they relate to each other and at the same time, there's much to learn about each other and they still gotta work on understanding one another but theyre willing to work together and keep moving towards the future and overcoming their past and they have to learn to forgive not only each other but themselves and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa