#playing god with chat

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

[bigfatbreak]

doodle warmup of @zoe-oneesama's marigold and chaton hitchhikin a ride off her

[merakiui]

Jade puts your tsum in a terrarium the moment he sees them.

Both your and his tsum are locked in the nicest terrarium he's ever made. He's secretly hoping they breed so that he can come to you with the baby tsums and give you puppy-eel eyes in hopes that you'll agree to look after them with him. Or perhaps it may inspire you to do the same as the tsums and start a family with him.

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

[livingproofoftbd]

has anyone thought of this?

im watching the 5 hunters finale and i wondered, people often write fics about dream in manhunt afterwards or during it, or draw it, you get it. and people often come up with like meanings behind it

i just thought, what if (canonically, if that term could be applied) manhunt!dream is a human the gods deemed to be too strong or powerful or something, and they forced him into this manhunt, to see how strong he really is? they make him beat the dragon but they make him fight a god at the same time. first george, then they bring in sapnap, then bad, ant, sam. all of them gods, all of them willing to try and kill him and see how strong this mortal is. but dream wins each and every grand finale matchup, so after the fifth one, the gods decide he really is this strong, as a mortal, or maybe they decide to turn him into a god, and thats how dreamxd was born. who knows?

someones probably thought of this but now i wanna write it so bad

[volivolition]

reading the "after the mind, the world again" ttrpg rulebook and im in love with it

my god i am so affectionate towards them. but MAN this is so fucking cool i wish i wasnt a scared little guy so i could play ttrpgs hkjhd...

[wildmrmix]

Dizzy as hell but. Sports au. Like idk baseball, or basketball, or football, or tennis, or volleyball, or SOMETHING

Oh my god sports anime’s your characters. The socs are actually just another team and rumbles are games and any kind of tussles beforehand are like scrimmages/ mock games or whatever depending on the sport. I don’t know jack about sports but I am thinking.

Idk who coaches would be. Maybe the oldest in each group or they’re just random characters

[compassionatereminders]

cat vs dog

Cats. I also love dogs, but the design of cats is just so perfect that I suspect that if a god was ever involved in creating life here on Earth, all they made before giving up on everything was cats. I mean. Their shape. Their size. Their little faces. Their soft fur. The meows. The purring. It's almost too perfect to be a coincidence of nature...

[dulcesiabits]

I am so normal about Mhin Touchstarved. I certainly did not go insane over them. I have regular and reasonable reactions whenever they show up onscreen

[hectickazz]

live image of me when i see the chat in every phighting lobby i go to

[phatcatphergus]

Soldiers, I fear for the way chat will be today and I pray we just jump right into it instead of the continuation of Twitter drama that is inevitable

[inthelittefrost]

God 

 noun

 the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

ALT HERE

[saewin]

The amount of people who say they don't do discourse then do discourse gets me every time.

I, on the other hand, know I'm a magpie for messes and therefore make no such promises.

[todayisafridaynight]

i cant capture it in a single picture but the pain and agony i felt watching this shit in front of my very eyes. this was evil <- needs every frame of it in a museum

[bandzboy]

valorant released a non binary agent who uses they/them pronouns and as expected from these incel gamer men they are misgendering them and saying being disrespectful and it has been impossible for me to watch any streamer play valorant or play clove (the agent in question) without someone in chat misgendering them and i understand that some people might get wrong it and then apologize but when you are typing in chat and you choose to type out "she" and you KNOW the character goes by they/them pronouns i am just assuming you are doing it on purpose. bc it's one thing to get it wrong when you are speaking irl and you say the wrong pronouns without thinking but on the internet and you typing and you decide to type out she or her when referring to them while riot made explicit that they use they/them pronouns while the mods in chat keep saying they use these pronouns and this whole release is about them being non binary like i am sorry at this point i am just assuming you are a piece of shit and you are doing it on purpose it's hard to give these people the benefit of the doubt when it has been said time and time again what they identify as what pronouns they use it's EXHAUSTING

[henrysglock]

Angels are never to blame for an act of God.

You can tell the difference between God and an angel…right?

(ft. Will “Always an Angel” Byers and Henry “Never a God (blamed like one all the same)” Creel)