#please fuck me now sir

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Paul Toombes

Madhouse (1974)

[cry-ptidd]

Babycard not liking/trusting men for obvious reasons and sticking to the women of Hellsing manor?

Seras is his favorite.

[thiziri]

Captain Tim Laurence at the Jackie Stewart Celebrity Challenge at Gleneagles, Scotland, on 01 July 1995.

[imaginaryanon]

does con o'neill even know his portrayal of izzy hands, s1 and s2 both, has changed my fucking life. does he know. i need him to know that

[ziggityzigg]

I crave

Dadret

[nateezfics]

Leaving this here and running away like the menace I am.

you just leave me in ruins like this huh 🥲

[minhosimthings]

*horny confused screaming intensifies*

[glitterock]

my ex: yes i am dating someone

also my ex: *stays on the phone with me for 6 hours* *spends 2 hours reading aloud my favorite book about femme lesbian identity and butch/femme love and sex while i fall asleep* *tells me they’re gonna come pick me up from sydney when i visit and will take me on a little road trip to spend time with me* *will still do literally anything i say*

[nebulousfishgills]

BROTHER YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME I'M IN DISTRESS

[okurrroye]

The fact that I find Laenor’s burning and catapulting people to death as the cutest yet funniest shit ever… like should I be worried?

[pierswife]

Wore my team yell hoodie to work today and one of my coworkers asked "oh what does 061 mean?" and um???

How the fuck am I supposed to explain to an old man that it's basically the jersey number for someone who is part of a fictional sports league by technicality--

[neraiutsuze]

ryse: listen it's not that i don't trust that you probably mean what you're saying, but i am not sacrificing orpheus for you and he could HELP us defeat the brain, and my girlfriend is right there and i am not letting you eat her god-prince in front of her either, i am freeing him, end of story

the emperor, middle finger up as he portals out: UGH, LEFTIST BITCHES FORCED ME TO JOIN THE ALT-RIGHT--

[redhotarsenic]

Oh GOD he is AWARE of me I occupy a nonzero amount of space in his mind ACK!!!!

[pardonmystardust]

Dude your hamburger buns are getting soggy as hell man where's the twist tie? You throw that shit on the ground you filthy litterbug? What the FUCK, man

[bootyful-seventeen]

Of course it’s when I’m about to go to bed that I see a post of a jihoon audio live where he’s in a bath splashing and sighing

[acircusfullofdemons]

💫. ┊    i am so goddamn pissed apparently my schedule was changed from 5-11 to 5-1:30. Mine you, that's 5 in the fucking morning. And the only reason I found out it changed is bc I did a last minute check. I wasn't even asked. I honestly can't rn I'm telling my manager tomorrow that I'm not working that long idc they should've asked me first I already have plans after 11 this is unacceptable