#please tell me im wrong

[cockinator3000]

i just watched the rest of the ad....IT'S A FIGHTING GAME??? LIKE THE MASH BUTTONS TO WIN THE FIGHT GAME??

[fancymeatcomputers]

I hope I'm misremembering this but does Hannah straight up lick Alois' face when he's possessing Ciel????

[spookyshits]

ok, hear me out

this is probably incredibly crazy, and just my over-excited brain that cannot wait until s3 (with a sprinkle of a himym rewatch fun), but

don't penelope and colin give off a bit of lily and marshall vibes? i have no idea why this thought popped into my head, but at the same time it kind of makes sense?

lily, like penelope, is perceived as this incredibly sweet person, but can also be incredibly brutal (cut-throat? idk which adj fits better but moving on), both of them also being incredibly supportive of their husbands ' career choices, no matter what they are, simply because they want their husbands to be happy, and marshall, like colin, is an incredibly nice guy that loves nature (flashback to "i oiled my way right in") and wants to protect others (colin saving the featheringtons in 2x08); etc.

does this make sense? am I cazy? i need a himym and bridgerton fan to either back me up or tell me i'm seeing things

edit w/further proof because I'm still rewatching + a notice to read the comments, because great points are being made:

how i met your mother, season 4, episode 24:

lily:(talking to ted about his architecture career) take the leap!

marshall: Oh my god, you're right (goes and jumps off a building)

lily: metaphorical leap! metaphorical leap!!

bridgerton, season 1, episode 4:

penelope: (talking about Marina) I think the only thing Miss Thompson is interested in is a swift rescue, indeed.-

colin: I believe you are right.(goes to dance with Marina)

penelope: Oh, Colin, I did not mean…

[tsumnoda]

lads... is this the first time alpine passed q1 in 2024????

[foongusmushroom]

WAIT SO LIKE,OH NO portia is going to investigate the case and discover what beatrix did and tgen its gonna be a angsty scene or something?????

[ping1n]

my understanding of us/uk politics as an outsider to both countries:

US:

Republican party: [racism] *makes everything worse for everyone, including people in the rest of the world*

Democratic party: happy pride :) *makes everything worse for everyone, including people in the rest of the world*

UK:

Conservatives: [transphobia] [racism] [just the stupidest fucking understanding of the world around them]

Labour: yeah what he said. except I can do it cheaper.

[illirot]

Im only a couple chapters into Credence but is this actually about to be a romance with the main character, her uncle and his two sons? Or will it redeem itself?????

[sunghoonalter-archived]

I don't remember Sunghoon’s individual fandom name, last time I heard it was hoon hoonz🙁

[2lim3rz]

Wait wait wait wait wait

Coal can look a silvery shiny color?

[milesofstars]

im finally getting out of my art slump so my style is getting a lil better/ more natural again

some doodles based on my gameplay of drv3 from last night,, im at the start of chapter 2 still (i already know all the trial outcomes but its fun anyways cuz i never watched/played it fully)

if you couldnt tell i am spending all my free time events with kokichi.. hes silly please.. i gave him a hammock and he was flabberghasted

[pepperdroneshitposting]

can we PLEASE talk about how Logan eats no matter what he's wearing 🗣🗣

[inkskinned]

oh you know it's all latestage capitalism but the thing is. how are you supposed to be a person inside of this. a person trying to be a better version of yourself.

oh, you started working young, which was kind of hard, but it's just the way stuff works sometimes. and it was 2008 and your family couldn't afford heat. but it's fine, you grow a spine and get used to the professional world and besides it was the suburbs we're talking about here, like, your life could have been actually hard, so what if your father lost his job and you can't afford to move or turn the lights back on. and once you start making money, it's good. you keep doing that. because now they're relying on you. so you have to do that.

oh you were in thousands of dollars of debt at 17 years old so that you could go to school, because you have to go to school if you want to get a "real" job. you even did it "right", you worked parttime and attended community college before you transferred to a public school. you were under so many merit scholarships.

which is fine. you pick yourself up and you say like, okay. i graduated college. i'm holding down a job. i'm doing the Adult Thing, which looks and acts like this, according to all the books i've read. you start with the shitty job and then you climb that corporate ladder.

but the shitty job doesn't cover rent and you stretch yourself too-thin so you get sick. good luck with that. the shitty job no longer pays for your meals. everyone asks why you don't just move, but there's nowhere to move to. and with what money are you going to be moving? and then the loans come back, because they were never going to forgive them, because you were 17 and trying to do the right thing, which was stupid. people are now saying you shouldn't have even gone to school.

which is fine. but because you have no other option, so you do the shitty job, and you apply every day for like 5 new ones, and despite the fact everyone says "there's no one who wants to work!" it's actually just that nobody is fucking hiring so you can either work for 13 dollars an hour in the shitty place you know (where at least you have a passingly friendly relationship with the manager) or you can start from scratch again with a different 13 dollars an hour without knowing how much abuse from the new job you'll be taking.

and if you quit you lose your insurance. if you quit you lose your housing. if you quit, you'll be another burnout kid. the lazy ones. these assholes, look at them!

and you come home to a family dinner and you hear from your father the same old thing. how he worked hard at his job and yes it sucked for a while but he was able to provide for the family and then the house and the dog and the rest of barbie's dream vacation. how the insurance did cover some of it. how you just really need to start speaking up more in manager conversations so they know you're a go-getter. you want to tell him - did you know we're actually doing more now hourly than any previous generation? - but you can't remember where you heard that statistic, and you're far too tired for the fucking argument. and then he starts in on his usual bit. where's the house? where's your kids? where's your ambition.

the same job the same money the same hours doesn't do it anymore. the same nose-to-the-grindstone now just shreds your face off. there's no such thing as upwards mobility, not really. and as far as you're aware, the money certainly is not trickling. you do the soulless stupid shit you signed up for because you fucking have to or else you literally risk your life (food, the apartment, the insurance), but it's not getting you anything. you download the stupid "save more" app and you budget and you do every right thing and then the price of eggs is 7 dollars and you say - oh great! another thing i have to fucking worry about now!

and you go to your stupid job and everyone in your father's generation just tells you to be better about being an adult. they have their homes and their savings account and their bailout and they say. well have you tried not drinking starbucks. well your generation just spends too much on clothing. well you might just be too addicted to travelling. and you - because you need the job - you bite your tongue and don't say i am being held prisoner and you're suggesting i stop pacing my cell if i don't like the scenery and you don't say what the fuck do you think i've been doing with my money and you don't say i haven't spent a cent on something nice in literally forever much less coffee you arrogant asshole. you open and close your bank app and check your loans and check your credit score and check fucking zillow and ziprecruiter and apartments.com just one time more. and still they give you that demeaning little grin and say - see, what you need is -

what you need is for your meds to stop being so fucking expensive. what you need is for the housing bubble to explode into dust. what you need is for billionaires to choke on their wealth. what you need is actual help. what you will get is more economic advice from people who are older-and-wiser.

and above you, almost in a glimmer, you can see the wedged smile of your debt getting toothier, wider.

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

[jujujun-s]

sooo you guys know when twelve remembered clara in TUAT... it just hit me that what he saw was just a memory of her. which means that the doctor remembered her but clara will never know he did...........

i love you old man......

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

[thedevilandhisgrandmother]

Just finished reading house of Hades

Emotional trauma galore