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There are two types of screams:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah signifies shock, horror, surprise, or the realization that Sarah Palin is running for Congress.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is used to express satisfaction or knowing, such as your favorite anime character doing their signature smirk or when you find out that the Earth isn't actually flat.
And then there's screaming with a silent "s". I'll leave that at that.
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@abstractionss
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(Quietly put an 'Almond Tofu' at the usual place (?) on such ungodly hour [between 12~2 am]. They make a quick hand-gesture like they're praying or give respect with a small smile before leaving) *In short, this person is a shy fan of Xiao even if they never meet him close-up. Oh, btw the 'Almond Tofu' they make is kinda altered from his usual dessert. Instead of just pure soft-light sweet, there's strong \ginger assaulted his throat and nostril XD /plsdon'tkillme
xiao was kind of excited to see an almond tofu placed on the floor after a long day of fighting.
he took a spoonful of it- the sudden smell overwhelmed him , causing him to instinctively throw yeet it as if its poisoned. deep inside he still knows that poison won’t affect an immortal being as he, but xiao refuses to be in more pain than he already is in.
“tch. i will have to ask verr to increase the security of the inn...”
(IM ACTUALLY NOT SURE HOW TO PORTRAY XIAO AS ANGRY??? so take this im sorry -moon)
#genshin impact#genshin impact xiao#genshin xiao#genshin#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#xiao#xiao x reader#ask#genshin impact headcanon
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I feel like Shen Mi and Opal would just get into catfights during showdowns, then bond over their being 'better' (read as: mean girls) outside of that. (Also, idk why, but Shen Mi is low-key hitting me with those gay vibes (and I low-key think she and Opal would be cute together plsdon'tkillme) HARD.)
That’s an interesting idea, never thought of shipping those two but it makes sense.
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:D
@alexxanderkeys I kindaaaa ship you with Carissa :D plsdon'tkillme
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*wiggles eyebrows suggestively* (plsdon'tkillme)
*wiggles eyebrow suggestively too* (dont worry pal,i dont kill anyone unless its a spider,i hate spiders m8)
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Sometimes..i just wanna draw luffy in a skirt.
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Okay. I just need to say this: Some people believe that the Americans staged the landing on the moon because the flag was not drooping(because there's no wind on the moon ofc). However, you people do realise that they had to put a metal pole through the top...right? I mean... They couldn't have a droopy piece of cloth that no one could see...IDK. Pls don't kill me. Although, I'd love to hear your thoughts on this.
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Quick Question..?
What person from what fandom has Candy Apple Green eyes?
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Cars in Beijing be like "FUCK PEDESTRIANS."
#mainlandchina#plsdon'tkillme#whodesignedthisintersection#YUALLOWEDTOTURNONAREDLIGHT#Someonegon'die#shit#china'soverpopulatedanyway
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