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omg i am so so happy at how many notes this got? but like why did it get so many? im trash lol

DON’T KILL ME!!

Sherlock has been cancelled

Supernatural is now over

Doctor is really gone

Merlin is gone forever

Harry is truly dead

Phil left Dan today

Malec will not happen

Simon is dying, Clary

I still miss Max

Magnus belongs with Camille

Sherlock, John is dead

John, Sherlock has died

Will secretly hates Jem

Yuri doesn’t love Victor

Victor is using Yuri

I think that’s all the fandoms i’m willing to insult.

I love all of these fandoms but i wanted to ruin peoples lives for some reason. Sorry but i o u some pain. (props if you get the reference)

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can we not talk about my masterful failure at spelling accepted?

FAM HEADCANON EXCEPTED!

 I ACCEPT THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING CANNON NOW!!!

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lol can we like not talk about my masterful failure at spelling ACCEPTED lol?

FAM HEADCANON EXCEPTED!

 I ACCEPT THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING CANNON NOW!!!

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FAM HEADCANON EXCEPTED!

 I ACCEPT THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING CANNON NOW!!!

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friendship

So i just had this conversaiton with my friend:

Me: Sherlock is demisexual......blah blah blah

Them: see i don’t know what sherlock is he could be gay or strait or a toaster.

Conclusion i died

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Ok but imagine if the series ended with, “And with that, eleven years old today, Harry woke up back in his bed in his room in the small town of godricks hollow”

sorry i was just thinking.

Everyone Lived.

Everyone lived, and James and Lily rocked Harry to sleep on the night of his second birthday by quietly humming lullabies to him. The moon spilled through the window and bathed his crib with a soft blue light, and Lily had never seen something so peaceful. The rest of the evening was spent slow dancing to one of Sirius’ old records. That Halloween, Harry dressed up as James’ favorite member of the Cannons. Not that he had much of a choice in the matter. 

Everyone lived, and Padfoot and Moony, known more affectionately to little Harry as “Poof” and “Moo,” took him to ice cream every Thursday afternoon. Sometimes, Sirius would put him in the sidecar of his motorcycle and fly low over the neighborhood before dropping him off (Don’t tell Lily). Harry was the ringbearer in Sirius’ and Remus’ wedding, much to James’ objection (“I would make a much better ringbearer than a toddler. Come on Padfoot.”.) 

Everyone lived, and Harry and Neville spent their fifth birthdays together. Lily and Alice thought they both looked just smashing in their matching blazers, but Neville was too busy throwing dirt at Ron to care. Molly baked a cake that was taller than Harry, and it was the best thing he had ever tasted. Lily invited Narcissa to her weekly book club that consisted of all the moms getting wine drunk and complaining about their husbands. Neville, Draco, Ron and Harry would eavesdrop and report to their dads later that day with everything they heard. Cue an unnecessary amount of shocked scoffing from James (”I do not do that, Lillian!”).

Everyone lived, and  Harry had a whole gang of people come to see him, Ron, Neville, and Draco off on their first year at Hogwarts. When Draco was sorted into Slytherin, no one made too much of a fuss because, as Ron claimed, maybe Draco and Harry would bicker less like an old married couple if they weren’t rooming together. As a group, the five of them, including Hermione later that year, broke the school record for most detentions in a month. James was angry, but only because he had been the previous record holder. Lily was angry because she was called in twice for a meeting with the headmaster to discuss Harry’s actions.

Everyone lived, and Christmases were full of light and music and shy kisses under the mistletoe. James, Sirius, and Remus all got drunk together before the Christmas party even started and by the time all the guests had arrived, there had been four proclamations of undying love made from the kitchen counter (three of them were Sirius confessing his love for James.)(One of them was from Sirius to Remus.). Molly knitted everyone a Weasley jumper. Harry stole some firewhiskey from James and shared the bottle with Draco later that night in his room after everyone left. They were both so drunk they weren’t really aware they were kissing until it was too late to take it back. Harry’s face was red, and no one could be sure if the flush in his cheeks was from the alcohol or the snogging. Fifth year was full of a series of not-so-secret makeout sessions in empty classrooms. No one said anything about it.

Everyone lived, and during sixth year when Draco and Harry finally admitted they were dating, no one batted an eye. Lucius groaned, and James winked reassuringly at the two of them, and Lily was grinning from ear to ear. Sirius and Remus were so proud. They had all seen it coming from a mile away.

Everyone lived, and though no one was able to fully escape heartbreak, or tears, or nightmares, everyone had each other. Harry’s memories were not haunted by cramped cupboards or loneliness but warmed by smiles and magic and feathery soft kisses on cheeks, on lips, on foreheads. 

Everyone lived, and Harry didn’t have to be the savior. He just had to be Harry, and that was just fine.

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This sucks but I had extra time today and I keep having IDEAS so anyways! Please put any headcanons or ideas or prompts you may have in my ask! I check it very frequently and will probably start writing some of those suggestions you’ve already given me tomorrow. Love you guys xx

-Emily

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I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? A MARAUDERS TV SHOW. STARTING MARAUDERS’ FIRST YEAR AND FINALE WOULD BE HALLOWEEN 1981. THE SHOW WOULD TAKE FOCUS ON JILY, WOLFSTAR, LILY’S FRIENDSHIP WITH SNAPE, PREJUDICE ABOUT MUGGLEBORNS, THE FIRST WIZARDING WAR, ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, AND SO ON. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME AND THAT’S WHAT WE NEED.

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Damn guys you should have warned me my grandma was behind me! but like obviously you ship purquoise i mean they’re like johnlock, or destiel, or sabriel, or drarry, or wolfstar. they just go together. they belong together.

Do colors have fandoms

Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome

I totally ship it with turquoise

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Happy (belated) Crippling Loneliness Day!

So Valentines day was two days ago and i forgot to post.

I DO NOT have a boyfriend, I DO NOT have a girlfriend, I DO NOT even have a pet. I have a best friend who I think I might be in love with. I have known him for as long as I can remember. He’s inserted himself into almost all of my memories and the ones he’s not in, are ones I either don’t want to remember, or ones I was to little to remember.

The reason I am posting this is because I need to get this off my chest. I don’t know why I was expecting a text from anyone but idk. I just want someone to look at me like this:

Anyways I just wanted to wish you a happy valentines day guys sorry for ranting.

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Sherlock Christmas

OMFG SO I JUST REALIZED THAT HE SAID “LLLUUUURRRVVVE” LIKE BOI!!

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Johnlock

So last night when i was supposed to be asleep i was actually reading Johnlock fan fiction and came across one that seemed ok enough to read before bed. So i click on it and start reading. The name of this fic was “Alone on the Water”. I have only ever read one other fic as emotionally devastating as that one and it is a harry potter marauder era trilogy that just broke my heart. I cried myself to sleep bc of this fic and the harry potter one and i just wanted to say....

Thank You. That’s all, the people who wrote these are truly gifted and i beleive will make it far. Thank You for making something so amazing that it touched my heart. Both of these fic are absolutely fantastic.

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OK

OK SO I DON’T HAVE A TELE AT MY HOUSE THAT ALLOWS ME TO BE ABLE TO WATCH SHERLOCK. I JUST WATCHED THE ABOMINABLE BRIDE BECAUSE THE SITE I USED JUST UPLOADED IT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THOUGH LIKE FOR REAL I’M DYING.

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After they filmed the kiss

Mofftiss: c': that was the most beautiful kiss ever

Ben: thanks :> *blushes* we didn't took inspiration from any slasher fiction at all

Martin: no *clears his throat* we didn't

What. FUCKING. KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!??

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DON’T KILL ME!!

Sherlock has been cancelled

Supernatural is now over

Doctor is really gone

Merlin is gone forever

Harry is truly dead

Phil left Dan today

Malec will not happen

Simon is dying, Clary

I still miss Max

Magnus belongs with Camille

Sherlock, John is dead

John, Sherlock has died

Will secretly hates Jem

Yuri doesn’t love Victor

Victor is using Yuri

I think that’s all the fandoms i’m willing to insult.

I love all of these fandoms but i wanted to ruin peoples lives for some reason. Sorry but i o u some pain. (props if you get the reference)

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I would quite literally die right then and there like omfg. How many of you think I should write this into a story. Reply or reblog if you think I should do it.

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this is literally me like i didn’t heed the warnings given to me by the elders and now look at me.

Warning

Never EVER read:

The Skin Fic

The Hat Fic

or The Chair Fic

Sincerely, this is a warning. I ignored them but SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN.

RUN, KEEP RUNNING AND DON’T COME BACK.

Take the advice. Take it.