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[millenniumcomett]

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[faace-downn]

obsessed with pokemon again 😁 that master ball cheat is everything btw so useful i randomly bumped onto latios

[rhodesmusic]

here you can find musics i've made throughout time that i've put on youtube, you could let this stuff play as go about your day, or your night, or maybe you could ask the panera bread guy to play it throughout the whole restaurant, or just maybe you could listen to it just for the sake of listening and give me your thoughts :)

(NEEDS TO BE UPDATED!! im lazy)

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453.65 Kelvin (songs made with beepbox)

Glowstick Gladiator ☆ Tear Away

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THE NEW CURRENT STATE OF RHODES MUSIC

NEON BUZZ DSCO ☆ CUT & BAND-AID ☆ FLAVORED SOAP ☆ MOSTLY FLESH ☆ THE CONCIOUSNESS OF A ROCK INSIDE THE BODY OF AN INSECT ☆ EVERY POSSIBLE SOUND IS MEANT TO BE MUSIC ☆ FLOATING DUST PARTICLES ONLY I CAN SEE ☆ LIGHT SHINES BRIGHTLY ☆ REPRISE FOR THE SPIRIT OF A LONG WINTER ☆ ANCRAOPHOBIA ☆ PHANTASMAGORIC FULMINATION ☆ THANK YOU MANUAL BREATHING ☆ I FORGOT MY STUDENT ID

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THE SEARCH FOR THE MISSING POKÉMON EMERALD GUIDEBOOK

BOOKKEEPING ☆ MY SOCKS MAY BE WET ☆ ELECTRIC CENTIPEDE ☆ .---- ---.. ---..

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songs made with audiotool

rhodes-1 ☆ rhodes-2

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Week1(?)

Day1 ☆ Day2 ☆ Day4 ☆ Day7 ☆ Day11 oak

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Bats

Prologue ☆ thats the building ☆ ays? ☆ I_CAN_MOVE ☆ Bats

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Smear of nervous tissue

collab :) ☆ randomly generated harmony ☆ omg! fish ☆ seagulls [clean ver w/out compression] ☆ infinite north / aqwe3 ☆ magic machine

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Rhodes Random Note Challenge

these are a collection of videos in which i randomly generate some numbers that are in between 1 and 12, and i convert those numbers into notes and attempt to make a song that uses those notes! there are 3 in total

not in a playlist:

DISTRICT EP [A - BUSY DAY / BLAZING IN THE SPACE ☆ B - THE TIME IS NOW / ON A RAFT ☆ C - HERE WE ARE / BLAZING IN THE SPACE] ☆ Miscellaneous Rhodes Mix #1 [ATLAS ☆ MAGIC SPIDER ☆ RHODES DEMON ☆ ALL OF THIS ] ☆ Castle of Crows piano comp ☆ Thermal Thoughts ☆ Pokemon DPP - Route 216 (Rhodes Rhemix) ☆ anti-icky_rhodetic_health_agent ☆ Isometric Sphere ☆ Firefly Departure ☆ Soda Can ☆ a wingless bee on a flower with no petals ☆ d3v3loping <- eyestrain warning! ☆ please be honest rhodes ☆ RHODES COMMUNITY PICKS: VOLUME 1 [Red Orange ☆ Inner Space ☆ Vertigo ☆ Radio ☆ The Ravine ☆ Rubber Band Music ☆ Bicycle ☆ Here We Are / Blazing in the Space] ☆ 117_TRS_CHRS_NM_NMR ☆ TPIC_B_MBIW ☆ wave your ｆｅｅｌｅｒｓ in the air ☆ time_fkery ☆ Mars With Rings ☆ Rhodes RNC #1 Extended Mix ☆ BURNT C00K1ES

and theres much more music on my discord server, more or less serving as an online archive for my old tracks (this is where the community picks came from)!

[pkmnfatalemeraldver]

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Hi. Sorry to Keep you Waiting... Welcome to the World of PKMN My name is Larch. But Everyone Calls me the PKMN Cryptologist. This is what we call a "PKMN"

That's right... If you've noticed I have been talking about "PKMN" not "Pokémon" This World is Widely Inhabited by Monsters known as PKMN We Have to Live aside them and fight off against them if they get too hostile. Despite this, we don't know Everything about PKMN... In fact, there are many, many secrets surrounding PKMN. To Unravel PKMN Mysteries I've been risking my life to study them and the victims they infect. That is what I do. And you are? . . . Your Name? . . . Ah, Okay... You're our Blogger who's going to move into Littleroot to investigate with my team. Alright, are you ready? This Adventure has Unfolded before you. and it is not like your own.

Take courage, and step into the world of PKMN, where Nightmares, Mystery, and Enemies await.

Well, I'll be expecting you very soon.

Come see me in Prof. Birch's Lab.

[macrieally]

Something that has been on my mind since watching that one tragic episode with Minior in Pokemon Sun and Moon animated series years ago:

Don't mind me i'll just dump notes of an idea for a R0M H4CK

Pokemon Wander

Blurb: You play as Red, the future champion of Indigo League. You’re on your way to collect 8 badges to fight the Elite Four, when…

- Starts off as a normal FireRed until getting the 1st badge and leaving Pewter City

Instead of the usual interruption from an NPC to get your running shoes;

You get teleported to a city/town from a random region, or even a new, fanmade one.

Following Generations include Gen 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and the fanmade one. No in particular order

Regions:

Gen 3 (Mossdeep City) - You ask for the locals where to go home, and you encounter someone who knew about your circumstance and explains it. Meeting Tate and Liza will tell you something about a roaming mythical Pokemon.

If surf is already acquired, Shoal Cave sidequest will be available.

Gen 4 (Hearthome City) - You meet Cynthia who is aware of your circumstances and further elaborates on it, she'll give you a pokemon that will help you (a mon that knows surf)

There will be an Amity Square Sidequest where you can walk with your starter. This will make the egg hatch faster, if not fully hatch.

Gen 5 (Undella Town (Spring) (BW ver.)) – You meet Cynthia (again if you already met her in Hearthome) and talks to you (dialogue depends whether you already visited Hearthome or not)

Gen 6 (Couriway Town) – You visit Hotel Couriway and meet Mr. Bonding, who is also aware of the phenomenon that has happened to you, and will give you a device that can be used only once to help you go home (said item will just teleport you to a random city/town from one of the regions mentioned above)

Sidequest involves turning into an errand boy in Hotel Couriway

Gen 7 (Mount Hokulani) – It just happens that your time of arrival coincides with the date of the upcoming Minior showers, you go to the Hokulani Observatory and meet Molayne and Sophocles. Upon describing what happened on your way to Mt. Moon in Kanto, they remember reading something related to a mythical Pokemon that uses warps and portals to teleport.

Sidequest (The biggest one of them all, the thing inspired by that one Minior episode) – Before the upcoming final Minior Shower, you met a Minior stuck in the grass, it joins your team, which lets you battle the trainers in Mt. Hokulani easily. If in party, Molayne and Sophocles notes of the Minior you have, providing additional dialogue. If agreed, you can do the Hokulani trial before the final Minior Shower. A cutscene with Minior will happen at the final Minior Shower and will leave your team. (When this sidequest is active and isn’t finished, it will disable the sudden teleportation that should trigger after talking to the pair at Hokulani Observatory.)

A fanmade city from an unknown region - never thought anything further other than it's based on a screenshot of a fanmade map using pokemon emerald tilesets from a mutual :3 (Dk if I can post the pic, so i'll not post it.)

Mt. Silver – After travelling the 8 random spots from a specific region, you end up warped at the foot of Mt. Silver, behind a patrolling police officer, which will escort you back to Viridian city after realizing you were the missing person the police had been searching for months.

Note: If you completed all the sidequests, an additional cutscene will happen as you make your way into Viridian City, a Hoopa will appear to snatch you away again and warp you to Dahara City 100 years ago (a city based on the movie Hoopa debuted), a man will appear to reprimand Hoopa and will use a device to imprison it (not the Imprison Bottle that will turn it unbound), but not before talking to you and asking Hoopa to send you back to Kanto. Instead of walking back to Pokemon Center with the officer, you'll wake up at the Pokemon Center.

Well, that's it. The R0m H4ck is basically less battles, more on cutscenes and narrative, and a little ambitious on map-making (lol). It'll never be made idk how to make a r0m h4ck, let alone change a dialogue in the game.

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I'VE been watching ever after high! I never got a chance to watch it as a kid so a treat for past Hero :3 As for games, I don't think I'm playing one rn? I need to find my gameboy charger, my brother gave me his pokemon emerald vers so I'm really excited to play that!

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[theliterarywolf]

I was planning on keeping on with pokemon (havent played since the OG black ver) with either ultra sun or ultra moon since i tought these two would be a superior version of the original two like the 3rd game of every pokemon (Platinum, Crystal, Emerald and Black/White 2). So i want to know before considering buying either: why do you think they are bad?

Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon are basically the same situation as what happened with Super Mario Galaxy 2: there were one or two left over ideas when the main game was complete, the manpower, online service, and development software wasn’t in-house to support launching said ideas as a DLC expansion pack for 20-30 dollars so they took the base game they already had, made those one or two ideas the forefront, said ‘FUCK YOU, EAT MY ASS AND WRITE A DISSERTATION ON HOW IT TASTES’ to any semblance of a good story, and launched it for the same price as the original Sun and Moon. 

You know what Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon add to the core game? 

Two clumsy mini-games, a secondary campaign that really does nothing?? Because, at the end of the day, Ultra Necrozma is the definition of a ‘Gimmick Pokemon’, a third campaign that only serves to make the villain team leaders from past games look like idiots, and a complete bullshit retcon of the actually engaging story that vanilla!Sun and Moon produced. Some spoilers I suppose, even though the heyday of these games has long since gone.

And, yes, you should read this in the same tone as one of VivaReveries’ “X But Really Fast” videos.

Vanilla!Sun and Moon: “I’m a grieving woman who, in trying to avoid the grief of losing my husband to the void, I flung myself into researching the strange creatures of a new realm, not knowing that my constant exposure to them is degrading my mental state to the point that I start abusing my son and daughter, and torturing this innocent minor-deity we found in the name of science so I can open up a portal to be with the strange creatures I developed a pseudo-sexual fascination for

But then my daughter steals the minor deity away, goes into hiding, has a game-long coming-of-age development cycle and soon learns to not only develop into her own person but realizes that caring for mentally-unstable relatives may be a thankless feat at times, but the most important thing for you is keeping your own health and mental state in mind, that sometimes means cutting yourself off from their toxicity – oh, by the way, I psychologically manipulated the leader of the local hooligan gang who is going through his own reaction to his troubled relationship with his father and not being allowed to compete in this game’s TOURNAMENT ARC and has imprinted on me in order to cope – 

Okay, back to business proper. After climbing a big ass mountain, bumping into the hippie fairy lady (which NEITHER VERSION OF THE GAME DID ANYTHING USEFUL WITH), and summoning either the deity of the Sun or the Moon (though, weirdly enough, the sentimental relationship between said daughter and the cover legendary seems more genuine in Moon than it does in Sun), and after confronting said hooligan gang-leader who finally realizes that I’ve gone CUCKOO FOR KOMALA PUFFS, my daughter and MC confront me in Ultra Space where I’m too busy gushing and fawning over my PRECIOUS, MIND-MELTING, LOVECRAFTIAN JELLYFISH BABIES THAT I’M SO OBSESSED WITH, BY THE WAY, THAT I FORCED SAID DAUGHTER TO WEAR CLOTHES THAT LOOK LIKE THEM, 

They challenge me to a battle and I have a FUCKING BADASS HYBRIDIZATION TRANSFORMATION which is admittedly wasted since they just end up fighting my Pokemon. I’m finally defeated by a finishing blow by the cover legendary, I’m near death, but my daughter comes to try and talk to me before I go and my last words of the game, after having this unhealthy fixation with beauty and MIND-MELTING, LOVECRAFTIAN JELLYFISH BABIES and mentally abusing my daughter… 

“Lillie… Since when did you become so… beautiful?”

Signifying that this lilly has managed to blossom without the sickening, overbearing greenhouse of her mother’s unstable affections.

Also, there’s a conversation with Hau that you can have that seems to be a Mandela Effect situation because some people swear they got it, others say no, but it let’s you know that Hau is from a broken family as well since his piece of shit dad left home because he was sick of always being in his grandfather’s shadow – Giving the game the overall theme of the Trials and Tribulations of Family.

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Ultra Sun and Moon: “Hey, guess what? I abused my son and daughter and placed this island nation in mortal danger, not because I was mentally unhinged due to grief and MIND-MELTING, LOVECRAFTIAN JELLYFISH BABIES… But because there’s a giant ‘ORIGINAL OP CHARACTER, DONUT STEEL’ gold dragon in between universes and rather than discuss said threat with the leaders of this island nation, I’m going to jeopardize everything, torture a minor deity, and in the end make everything WORSE because it is my job to save the POOR, STUPID BROWN PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY CAN’T FEND FOR THEMSELVES!!

*deep breath* 

Oh, also, I end up getting kidnapped by Giovanni and serving as nothing more than the catalyst to justify the Rainbow Rocket campaign. Lol”

The only thing that USUM have on Vanilla!Sun and Moon is a few extra pseudo-legendaries, the Ultra Wormhole mechanic that allows you to find Pokemon and Ultra Beasts you can’t get in the main campaign, and the UltraSpace characters they introduced for the Ultra Necrozma conflict. 

That’s… It. 

Jesus Christ, I don’t like Gen 5 but at least Black 2 and White 2 enhanced the gameplay of their core games and gave an interesting story-campaign and antagonist. 

Oh, I’m sorry, the other thing you get in USUM is a brief cutscene with your Starter Pokemon before you enter the Championship League. Whoo.

If you want to experience Gen 7 in a good way, gameplay and story-wise, just play the original games. There’s literally no reason to play USUM unless you REALLY want to see Pennywise’s and the Great Wall of China’s Pokesonas.

[thehandsomecat]

jevil’s theme recreated by ear in the pokemon emerald soundfont. inspired by this post

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O que há de novo nesta versão?

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[stillborntohula]

Memórias afetivas sobre videojogos

* FFVII: Nanaki descobrindo a verdade sobre o pai (A morte da sujeita lá passou batido, na real. Essa parte do Seto bate mais duro nas neuroses). Metajogos em Gold Saucer. Emerald Weapon. Nibelheim e a crise de identidade, você nunca mais vai voltar a ser quem você era (isso tem de uma forma diferente em Chrono Trigger, mas nunca vai superar a primeira vez que vi). O anjo de uma asa só.

* Earthbound: Caixa eletrônico em RPG. O príncipe-garoto sendo testado pelos ancestrais no palácio do vazio. Ness recrutando a própria coragem em Magicant para enfrentar o próprio pesadelo. A luta final.

* Undertale: O fantasma deprimido (“REALLY NOT FEELIN' UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY“, gargalhei alto e sozinho quando vi). A música que toca enquanto você mata alguém que te acolheu no primeiro save sem querer e por não saber que não era obrigado a isso. A heroína-monstro. O robô psicopata showman trans que na verdade era uma fantasminha prima do fantasma deprimido. Burgerpants.

* Dark Souls: passar dos arqueiros do batente da janela em Anor Londo, acendar a fogueira e não sentar pra salvar e ter que começar tudo de novo. Chegar na fogueira lá embaixo de Blightown todo cagado de veneno, sem cargas de Estus, fps caindo e com as mãos suando no controle e sentir uma inimitável sensação de segurança, de dever cumprido, sentando em frente àquela espada velha enterrada nas brasas.

*Subnautica: Medo do mar sem chão e sem alcançar o horizonte, medo do escuro, medo de morrer afogado, medo de me perder nos destroços / nas cavernas e não conseguir mais voltar, medo de morrer de fome, de sede, envenenado, mastigado. 500 metros abaixo do mar onde a luz do sol não chega, alguma coisa com o dobro do tamanho da batisfera passa do lado e dá um longo grunhido. Deus me livre Preciso jogar isso em VR.

* Sonic do Master System: O dia em que finalmente consegui zerar sozinho, depois de ver meu tio e meu primo mais velho zerarem várias vezes.

* Metal Gear: MGS: Comprar, ler e reler várias vezes o guia sem nem ter um playstation (na época pré-wiki em que as revistas guias de jogos eram um trabalho quase enciclopédico bem diagramado). zerando na locadora sem memory card.  MGS4: Que porra é essa? A primeira cena do jogo é David Hayter (ator que fez voz do herói em toda a série até o momento) sendo entrevistado (”I never actually said that”). Depois vem a introdução “à vera” (”war has changed” em contraposto à introdução de Fallout), com toda a crítica à influência das PMCs e do Big Data sobre A Guerra. Na real, em âmbito pessoal, esse jogo me marcou mais por ser o jogo que veio junto com o PS3, tecnologia de ponta. O roteiro mesmo deu fim à história, mas é meio nhé (nanomachines são as novas midi-chlorians. E terem segurado os véios até o fim foi de lascar). MGS2, que joguei depois do 4: Raiden, a dama da sorte e o amante vampiro. As missões VR. MGS3: The Boss, a personagem feminina mais marcante de todos os jogos.

* WOW (WoD): A guilda (Tinha advogado, servidor público, policial, contador, uma reca de estudante, uma senhora pensionista que jogava de madrugada, gente de MG, SP, SC, PE, do país todo, de todas as idades, credos e classes sociais e mesmo assim nenhum filho da puta trazia os frascos e as poções pra raidar). Fazer o conteúdo da primeira raid assim que foi lançada, aprender a luta do Kargath Punho de Lâmina antes de sair guia na internet. Ter que explicar cada luta porque sempre tinha um infeliz que demorava meia hora pra entrar na raid mas não podia assistir um video no youtube de 3 minutos. Gente pisando no fogo. Conseguir o achievement “Ahead of the curve” matando o imperador dos ogros em da primeira raid em pugs antes do fim do ciclo de patchs. Ver o povo dos forums falando que a época de Pandaria é que era boa (Eu estava lá, seus merdas, todo mundo reclamando à  beça).

* Grim Fandango: “Meu nome é Manny Calavera, sou seu novo agente de viagens“. O mundo dos vivos. Brotamento. Aquele puzzle completamente ininteligível da corrida dos gatos.

* Diablo: namorado da minha mãe jogando enquanto eu ou meu irmão ficávamos de prontidão usando as poções para que ele não morresse (acho que ele não devia ter muita coordenação motora para jogar). Tenho lembranças muito legais dele, era uma pessoa muito boa para mim e meu irmão. Até hoje me lembro do quarto, paredes salmão, chão de tacos de madeira, fedor de cigarro. Era um adulto (engenheiro, classe média, profissional liberal bem encaminhado na vida) que gostava de (alguns) videogames, o que na época era quase tão exótico quanto uma moça adolescente que gostava de jogar. Ele jogou muito também GP2, Red Alert, Warcraft 2, Hitman, Hidden & Dangerous.

* 007 Goldeneye: Proximity Mines em Stack. “Rei do banheiro” em Facility. E as missões single player eram ótimas também.

* Burnout Paradise: jogando com o irmão no PS3 recém comprado, escutando o album novo do New Order.

* Killer7: “The day he stops smiling is the day we remember his smile.“ Devorei esse jogo e li uma porrada de coisa relacionada. Demônios kamikazes terroristas, os sete assassinos, super sentai, Yin e Yang, referências obscuras a britpop. Visualmente impactante, utilizando as limitações do cell-shading para compor um estilo próprio, transbordando personalidade (a mecânica do jogo é bem mais ou menos, mas quem se importa com isso depois que você cortou os pulsos pra abrir uma passagem com uma chuva do próprio sangue seguindo os conselhos de um fantasma em trajes de bondage?). Daria fácil um seriado foda.

* Hotline Miami:  "Do you like hurting other people?" Baixar não esperando nada, pra passar o tempo e terminar o jogo numa sentada só, 5 horas depois, a trilha sonora ainda fazendo o sangue pulsar mais rápido e depois dormir sonhando com as cores piscando estrobocopicamente.

* Mario: inventando formas novas de jogar ou fazendo roleplay no Super Mario World (décadas antes de popularizarem o tal do “nuzlocke” no pokemon). Morrendo de inveja das crianças ricas que jogavam o Mario 64 (em 3D! Mario em 3D! Me sonegaram uma dimensão toda). Achando fofinho a namorada jogar o Mario do DS e ficar frustrada porque não consegue pegar todas as moedas das fases.

* Max Payne: O choro incessante da filha morta enquanto você caminha por um fio de sangue sobre o abismo. As brincadeiras com a quarta parede. Os programas de tv dentro do segundo jogo, a metaficção como metáfora dentro da ficção. A riqueza de detalhes das fases e dos personagens do terceiro, atenção que só a Rockstar tem nos jogos dela. A infinidade de citações maravilhosas de literatura policial pulp barata: “I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings”. “Everything was subjective. There were only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliché when it's happening to you.” “ It wasn't about how smart or how good you were. It was chaos and luck, and anyone who thought different was a fool.” “Well, that was fun... in a fuckin' terrible, sick, not-at-all-fun kinda way.” “ The smell in this place reminded me of how long it had been since I'd had any food. A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not.”

* Overwatch: Carregar uma defesa no overtime do terceiro ponto em Gibraltar, o carro virando a esquina da reta final, seguro quatro na ult da Zarya (огонь по готовности!), mato dois, o time faz a limpa e ganhamos, mais de uma pessoa do meu time me elogia. Chegar sozinho no diamante e ter a impressão de que sou bonzinho nesse joguinho, se eu tivesse saco, tempo, pulso (no sentido “não-ter-LER”) e amigos desocupados tão bons quanto eu no joguinho chegaria tranquilo a mestre/grão-mestre.

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