#polaricecraps

[nekofaust]

Happy Pride! This year I was able to do one of the banners for the page for SCP's Pridefest! My choice was Gamers Against Weed!

[weirdaucrossover]

Hello!

So uh, hi! I'm pretty new here, but I wanted to share this fanfiction I'm working on! As my user name suggests, it's a crossover! I'm open to answering questions about it and I'm planning on posting the prologue soon. Also this is my first time writing, so criticism is welcomed! Hopefully, this doesn't come out as complete garbage, but hey, at least I tried and I'm mostly doing this just for fun anyway.

So? What the heck is this fan-fiction about?

So, first of all it's a SCPxBackroomsXDanganronpa story. There's also going to be other things sprinkled in as well for story reasons. The name of this story is Two Characters in Search of an Exit.

It takes place in an alternate universe in which the SCP Foundation discovers a bunch of  parallel realities where every fictional story is real. They designate it as SCP-NULL and believe that it must be terminated. "Surprisingly", some groups of interests and even some people working with the foundation object to this. This leads to a revolt where some of the people working for the foundation(and SCPs) leave/escape and join the groups that want to save SCP-NULL. Those groups include the Gamers Against Weed and the Serpent's Hand.

The people against the foundation decide the best way to combat this would be to build a portal to try to communicate and warn as many different fictional realities as possible. However the SCP Foundation raided the group and this leads to the actual plot of this story…

There were two men escaping into the now broken portal. There was polaricecraps, aka PIC, aka a Gamers Against Weed member and SCP-507, an anomaly who escaped the SCP foundation. The portal glitched and instead of taking them to a fictional universe they're stuck in a place in between reality and fiction(the backrooms). Now they have to find a way to either teleport back to their group or try to find a fictional reality with portal technology. However, they end up bumping into two people who desperately want to escape the backrooms and decide to tag along. Unbeknownst to the duo, they're actually the (fictional) Danganronpa characters Sayaka Maizono and Leon Kuwata. But that's only the tip of the things they find as they learn more about fiction and their own reality.

Yeah... it's pretty complicated... and if I go into more of it we'll end up in spoiler territory.

The way this story is structured is that it follows the group of four trying to explore the Backrooms. However in between chapters there's going to be intermissions with random glimpses of the past, present, or future events outside of what the four main characters are doing. The prologue, for example, is going to focus on how the SCP foundation started to learn about SCP-NULL's existence.

[bgezal]

they/he enby kkrule :)

drawing on their phone is from this post, polaricecraps and kk being friends inspired by @/incorrect-gaw-quotes.

[mxmasters]

which GAW members are furries?

bluntfiend: non-furry jockjamsvol6: ironic furry lesbian_gengar: unironic furry polaricecraps: schrodingers furry hetcopogg: loves to tease Esther about being a furry gaycopmp4: SUSPICIOUSLY SILENT on the matter!! bones: non-furry, but wouldn't say no if someone offered to design it a sona harmpit: yiff iyf kkrule: maybe? big fan of Sonicfox these days talman_corvett: only if abstract portraiture counts as a sona opossum: it's right there in the name. tiedyeduck: nah. DonDeLillo: also no. Kektagon: extremely, VOCALLY not a furry. FreakyGhostBed: is it rude to ask a ghost whether they have a living fursona? asking for a friend _FuddruckeR_: no orbhorse: yes FunkoPopFan1: actual top-tier kemono-style suiter Three6serpent: :3 greenmanwalking: definitely into at least ONE furry rollinboxcars: "how can I possibly hold all these fuzzy wuzzy GMPCs??" alwaysbpositive: sparkliest of sparkledogs meatgerm: keeps pointing at literally any animal and saying "my fursona" twilight_tone: doggo confirmed WHEREISMYHOG: thinks the whole subculture is really stupid whistl_stahp: will only admit her deviantart crimes under duress steakshift: absolutely.

[incorrect-gaw-quotes]

kkrule: if i died would you miss me

polaricecraps: its funny you think death can get you out of this friendship

[javid-shamash]

for the ask game kkrule our fave boye please

favorite thing about them: VERY easy to project onto lets be real. but i guess i just like his sincerity about everything he does even in such an ironic groupleast favorite thing about them: really the problems i have with him are with his writers aka 1. stop making him act like hes 12 instead of 15 and 2. GIVE HIM A BREAK HOLY SHIT,favorite line: literally the only good kkrule lines weve got so far are people talking about him in letters or him calling wren old in 4581brOTP: polaricecraps and kkrule! i think theyd be budsrandom headcanon: they/he kkrule they/he kkrule (inspired by @/bulrushes)unpopular opinion: please for the love of GOD dont treat kkrules fixation on politics as stupid and annoying hes the youngest in GAW and his life is going to be the one most affected by the political landscape he grows up insong i associate with them: prom dress by mxmtoonfavorite picture of them: 

(art by @/bulrushes)

[akumeoy]

gaw is unbearably chad

polaricecraps really brings their ratings down

[mxmasters]

who do u consider closer friends out of the GAW?

ahh, well, "close" is relative. GAW is a lot like family, in that there's lots of people in the mix and you don't really know all of them as much (or as little) as you might want to.

mind you, they're also comrades, so I'd step up and fight for any of 'em. Especially the kids. it's a fucked-up world and they need someone in their corner.

last thing: I have, uh. problems. sharing past events. so I'm scared of getting too close to certain people. you know how it is.

aside from that... wait, am I allowed to be specific?

I don't see a problem with it, so long as we make one thing clear: only a few of these characters are original to the MxTape. Everything else is based on my interpretations of existing works, and the original authors always have the final say.

MxTape Originals, aka Steal These OCs

Doreen Gray (alwaysbpositive): Met her because of my delivery work. She needed some ethically-sourced B+, and I knew some queer people with units to spare. Not like Canadian Blood Services wants it! Homophobes. Anyway we've been friendly ever since. She's got two moods: energetic and depressed. I can relate.

meatgerm: I've crashed on this man's couch twice and still don't know his name. Do NOT eat his cooking! He WILL prank you. Really good fiddle player, though.

Tanya Miller (twilight_tone): Extremely close! We are partners! Sometimes we even dream together.

Louis (WHEREISMYHOG): never met IRL but he's got some wild stories and a solid understanding of magical theory.

Penelope Gore (whistl_stahp): yo we've talked about this.

MxTape Guests, aka Upcoming Attractions

Desmond Callaghan (gothicalfallacy): really, really cool! Hand member. Fellow Jojo appreciator. Probably the only person I know who understands theory better than WHEREISMYHOG. Go-to-guy for questions. Too bad he's only available, like, half the time.

Judith Feingold (thisisstupid12345): Desmond's sister; also a Hand member. Barely involved with GAW, but she kept logging into her brother's account and bones said that was against the rules, so here we are. Not magical, but very, very keen on guns, so she mostly talks with _FuddruckeR_.

GAW Members, aka "Janitors call us PoIs"

bones: we got to talking after the whole "terrestrial years" thing, and as it turns out... it's not doing a bit! an actual alien satellite. That sorta blew my mind. bones is a bit short and perfunctory sometimes but I think it's just doing the absolute best it can with people it doesn't entirely understand, which... same, tbh?

acuterobot: adorable. following her tumblr blog got me in some trouble, but I don't hold that against her.

polaricecraps: ehhh complicated. I see a lot of myself in PIC, but he's smarter than I was at his age and that cuts both ways. He's in it for the right reasons but speaking from experience, that's a great way to shoot yourself in the foot. He also lost my fucking TAPE but I puked in his van a while back so we're calling it even.

Andressa (gaycopmp4) and Dahlia (hetcopogg): literally the cutest couple I've ever seen. Fierce, passionate, committed to justice... and, uh, their kid? pretty sure Heather (Ms. Mad About Video Games) counts as their daughter. I send them tons of care packages with how-to books and chill retro games.

Armand (harmpit): extremely funny, lots of cool tricks, really difficult to understand in conversation. Marginally easier in text.

kkrule and kektagon: drive me ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE. They're basking in the low-grade background radiation of the Internet and they're going to get emotional cancer. I've been there and I desperately want to help steer them out of it but GOD DAMN they are insufferable.

opossum: even worse. Probably the single most abrasive person I've ever met. Always arguing. Banned multiple times but never perma'd.

FreakyGhostBed: doesn't get out much, so I installed a media server in his family's basement so he can keep busy while they're asleep. we've hung out a few times since then. we mostly talk about movies.

_FuddruckeR_ and orbhorse: live and work on a ranch in the Southern States. Fantastic hosts, so long as you can tolerate Fudd plinking at targets all day.

CommunismAnarchismNihilism: incredible source for zines and materiel, a decent percentage of which have some kind of juice to them. We trade stuff. we also argue a lot (politics) but that's all in good fun (I think?)

fallout_meta.txt: escaped some real nasty characters to become a better person. I respect that, and I respect their top-tier opsec, because I don't know a single thing about them besides what's necessary.

FunkoPopFan1: not very active in the chat (super shy), but extremely resourceful, good at manipulating plastics, and passionate about her hobbies. Sadly one of those hobbies is collecting funko pops.

tabris, hybridRainbow, starspark, chokerless and bluefootedboobies: I would ride or die for all these kids.

And finally, The Big Three.

Esther Kogan (lesbian_gengar): friendly in the chat but we haven't met in person, bc she has deep ties in Three Ports and maybe she heard something about my fuckup back in 2008. On the other hand... remember what I said about having a type? The type who could kick my ass? Well, LG could definitely do that. In fact she could probably fry my brain. Yow!

JJ (jockjamsvol6): this dude defies description. I mean yes, he's hot, and he's chill, but the second he walks into a room... you know you're in for some shit. JJ is always EXACTLY where he's supposed to be, and as a genre-savvy person, that is TERRIFYING, because the narrative flows AROUND HIM. It's like watching someone waltz through a hurricane; it's cool, but not super safe for whoever stands around gawking.

And lastly... Jude Kriyot (bluntfiend). The man, the myth, the legend. The guy who walked away from AWCY and lived to tell the tale. (Or lie about it, at least.)

This is where things get really difficult for me, cuz... well, I'm an anarchist. The idea of following any one guy doesn't appeal to me. BUT! there is no GAW without Jude, and once you meet him, you can understand why. He's got something special. Not confidence or charisma or whatever (he's actually a clumsy dork), but heart and integrity, for sure. He believes in humanity. He believes in something good, and when you're hanging out, you want to believe in it too.

That said, he's also a fucking mess. I'm not judging (I'm a mess too), but on some level, I like to think I'm getting my shit together. Jude is more like... uh, a shonen protagonist between story arcs. You know? He just sorta stews in his own funk. Depressed. Off in his own little world. Like Johnny Joestar, before meeting Gyro. There's only one person who can reliably shake him out of it, and... well, it's not me.

I admire Jude. I really do. I want to trust him with my secrets, but I can't, because he doesn't trust me with his. That's... fair. Trust is hard to earn. It's easier to lie. But when the chips are down, I've got Jude's back. I hope he'd do the same for me.

[incorrect-gaw-quotes]

kkrule: any fucking way i think i have a boyfriend

hetcopogg: oh worm?? tell me more

lesbian_gengar: WH?

hetcopogg: they grow up so fast

kkrule: remember the guy who stood me up and i unsuccesfully tried to ask out his relatives

hetcopogg: yeah. is it him?

lesbian_gengar: oh my god

kkrule: so uh. i think we're dating

polaricecraps: kk,

kkrule: HE'S HOT OKAY. i have. bad taste in men

kkrule: he called me his bf on insta so. marriage

hetcopogg: kk can i come to the wedding?

kkrule: maybe

polaricecraps: im gonna be the pastor

polaricecraps: no ive never been in a church, why do you ask

kkrule: i wasnt even questioning that

kkrule: i just assumed youd just appear whenever we hold the wedding and officiate it

kkrule: like some kind of pastor demon

polaricecraps: you couldnt keep me out if you tried

[mxmasters]

should you fight gamers against weed?

bluntfiend: looks soft and punchable, sounds grievously ill, actually very sparky. not recommended

jockjamsvol6: like fighting a joestar. you'll grow as a person and/or get dunked spectacularly

lesbian_gengar: she's a coghaz specialist. you are already dead

polaricecraps: lost my tape! smack him good but back him up at the next action anyway

hetcopogg & gaycopmp4: absolutely not. you will lose and their daughter will cry

bones: don't sass impartial alien satellite mod

harmpit: memester Batman. hit him fast on someone else's turf or not at all

kkrule: what, and steal his lunch money? c'mon

talman_corvett: why waste energy on him when you could beat up banksy

opossum: owed one punch per ban evasion

tiedyeduck: good at social engineering but still a flimsy nerd

DonDeLillo: can't think of any reason to try, tbh

Kektagon: extremely tempting but pointless. talk things out if you can suffer chanspeak

FreakyGhostBed: have you ever tried to punch a ghost

_FuddruckeR_ & orbhorse: gun wizard plus horse whisperer equals john wick 3, do not engage

CommunismAnarchismNihilism: look out!! he's got a magazine

PCSatisfatorio & goodpostskitty: only if prepared for a battle of the bands

fallout_meta.txt: you can take em but theyd retro-rearrange all your favorite furniture

FunkoPopFan1: no, bc bad taste is not a crime. (thankfully)

Three6serpent: that would be like kicking a puppy

greenmanwalking: former tankfucker, pretty sure he knows cqc or some shit

whistl_stahp: slow reflexes, needs to work on her follow-through. feisty tho

steakshift: i will bop u with my bike

[incorrect-gaw-quotes]

gaw reviews cats

CommunismAnarchismNihilism: if youre judging by how many times i mumbled “wow...” after leaving the theatre, cats is exactly as good as parasite

goodpostskitty: congratulations to dogs.

whistl_stahp: a fantastic disaster... this movie feels like a prank but i dont know on whom

trainerDP: i gasped with laughter, i covered my face, i pulled out my hair, i clasped my hands over my mouth to keep me from screaming. cats had broken me

lesbian_gengar: i felt the light inside me slowly fading

bones: first reactions call it “way too horny” and “bewildering”

Three6serpent: cat-astrophic

_FuddruckeR_: “cats” is both horror and an endurance test

PCS: cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs

orbhorse: brace yourself

funkopopfan1: jason derulo’s penis was cut out of the movie.

kkrule: i dont understand people calling it boring. it's two hours of body horror and bewilderment and frustrating filmmaking. i loved it

hetcopogg: oh god, my eyes

polaricecraps: you must witness the hubris of director Tom cooper. you must witness the hubris of hollywood. the hubris of these actors.

opossum: by the time i left the theater i wasnt even sure what a real cat looks like anymore

bluntfiend: cats said heres the movie you deserve

jockjamsvol6: I didn't hate it.

[incorrect-gaw-quotes]

polaricecraps: terrible things: carbonated latte

kkrule: carbonated lemonade (not sprite, fuck australian people)

polaricecraps: carbonated black coffee could conceivably be stomachable

polaricecraps: but a carbonated, sugared, WITH CREAM coffee

kkrule: awful

polaricecraps: carbonated lemonade isnt that bad sounding

polaricecraps: i mean i know carbonation sucks but but ive had carbonated orange juice and it was pretty pleasant

kkrule: wow we can never interact again

kkrule: literally everything carbonated ive ever tasted has been hell

polaricecraps: so be it (carbonates our friendship)

[akumeoy]

which members of gamers against weed should you fight?

bluntfiend: he’s equally likely to just let you hit him and to freeze you in a block of ice for 300 years. very tempting, but not worth the risk. 3/10

jockjamsvol6: you know in advance that if he gets beaten up, it’s in his best interests, so there’s really no reason not to try. 7/10

lesbian_gengar: ghost is immune to fighting. 2/10

polaricecraps: if you get the drop on him you’ll be fine. he doesn’t even lift. 8/10

gaycopmp4: you don’t decide whether to fight gaycopmp4, she decides whether to fight you. n/a

hetcopogg: gaycopmp4 also decides whether you fight her girlfriend. n/a

bones: the fuck did bones ever do to you? also, like, how would you even fight? -1/10

harmpit: depends on the amount of prep time he gets and whether he’s bloodlusted. ?/10

kkrule: say that to his face fucker, not online, see what happens. 10/10

trainerdp: i mean if you feel like it???? totally up to your discretion. 5/10

talman_corvett: no_more_jokes.jpg 6/10

opossum: why are you even asking me this when you could be punching him? 11/10

tiedyeduck: a gangly nerdy writer who doesn’t have any martial arts training. but also, not important enough to bother. 4/10

kektagon: have you ever wanted to be called a ‘fascist cuck’ in real life? ever wanted to slap a dumbass? now’s your chance! 9/10

freakyghostbed: bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin makes me 5/10 5/10 5/10 5/10

_fuddrucker_: has a gun. no way no how, unless you like danger. 1/10

orbhorse: his posting about bizarre salsa isn’t for show. you could kick his ass, but it would smell awful. 6/10

communismanarchismnihilism: because of his exposure to leftism, his attack patterns and movements are extremely predictable. 8/10

pcsatisfactorio: a jock who listens to jazz. too risky. 2/10

goodpostskitty: a cat who makes good posts. there is no justification to fight her. 0/10

fallout_meta.txt: has handled far worse than the likes of you, but isn’t exactly keen to repeat that. hit hard, hit fast, and pray. 4/10

funkopopfan1: the name says it all. 9/10