#polycule shenanigans

[abijahfowler]

sword father said its my turn with the girlfriend - mizu

[multi-lefaiye]

earlier @anexor said "oh i know how to make xavier laugh" and when i said "wait what" she sent a gif into our groupchat and i opened it and immediately started laughing and she said "MISSION SUCCESS!!!!"

[anexor]

polyamory is pvp

[dyooska]

alright averie it's been fun talking to you :D but we have to go bc the motherfucker has work or whatever🙄 -egg

i didn't even know what you were talking about but :) nice talking to ya! -luna

pussy -rui

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RUI ok.

ok averie i gotta go now i still have work Lol why did you think i decided to make it a breakfast date instead of dinner. anywho. i'll talk to you once im at work :)

[spookymultimedia]

They hate each other so much can't you tell?

They're gonna kill him

[thatonegreyghost]

CHAPTER FIVE OF 4'S COMPANY BITCHES!

I did this instead of studying for finals

[my-roooom]

Not pictured: Mihawk out of frame like 👁️👁️🍷

[multifandombullshitbabes]

(Context: im thinking abt my post canon au, i explained on my ao3, u dont even have to read it just know its there)

Mizu revealing her being a woman to taigen AFTER he confesses his feelings to mizu AFTER being bested during their duel once again is literally so fucking personal to me. Jesus fuck... FUCK. Like. How overwhelmingly loved she must feel. How SEEN. Truly for once n not just but loved and wanted!!! Its so personal to me. Just. Taigen, losing, n then immediately leaning in for a kiss. Mizu is lost cuz what?? Why?? N taigen just. Confesses, but hes holding back cuz mizus reaction was not great and he doesn't wanna ruin the friendship they've formed these past months, they've grown so close so fast n its scary but so exciting n so right but if mizu doesnt want this then nothing is happening n its ok he has a CHOICE. Like. FUCK!! N then mizu telling taigen to wait and that night she reveals it. And its just sooo fucking intimate. Its so soft. And maybe taigen is confused but one look at how small mizu is making herself, like shielding herself from him. Like he gets it. The danger of it all. And its his promise to protect her if she ever needs to that does her in cuz. SHE HAS A CHOICE. TO BE PROTECTED OR NOT. THATS SO IMPORTANT TO HER. Yes, she can protect herself. Yes, it feels good to be protected. Yknow??

Mizu revealing her being a woman to akemi totally by accident AFTER they just had an argument abt women's choices in society AFTER mizu accidentally took one (1) big sip of sake, n then deciding fuck it im gonna win this argument, guess what akemi. And that's how akemi finds out. N Mizu thinks akemi is going to hate her, n she does for a bit in silence, but mostly shes just hurt? For herself AND for Mizu. Cause she understands, so suddenly, so intimately, how hard being a woman is and how mizu has had to hide as a man to survive (not even for plot reasons that we know, mizu being mixed AND a woman? Death sentence). And she just hurts. And they thought they'd always have this weird rift between them but they cry and they let it out (for Mizu, for the first time in YEARS) and its just. Its so emotional n so important and so personal and intimate. Its maybe winter all over again, a year has passed since theyd seen each other in kyoto, so much has changed and yet not rly and. They've grown but in different ways. Akemi, in taking life by the reins n being assertive and strong and so dangerously intelligent like shes always been but now, now its crucial to be that. And Mizu in realizing that she truly, truly wants to be loved so badly but to be loved is to be vulnerable and thats what scares her the most, to be weak; but ure only strong if u can be weak too, and thats what she learns. And i think this is where they really get deep into their feelings. Before it was a crush, an annoying one. Now? Oh bby theyre down bad. Yes they are.

[bardic-inspirjaytion]

things that the curse of strahd party i’m dm’ing has done, in no particular order:

asked for advantage for a charisma check on the town guard, due to eating a banana seductively

told an undead kid that he should go live at the bottom of a lake (and got offended when he wasn’t thrilled about the idea)

tried to non-lethally attack somebody with the sharp end of an axe

picked up an entire holy pond and walked away with it

realized that the locals would probably notice the holy pond was gone, panicked, and tried to fix the situation like a frantic teenager refilling empty vodka bottles with water

poisoned an entire town by mistake

tried to explain polyamory to the paladin, with mixed results

decided their party name is “the homewreckers,” as it’s fitting in every single sense of the word

rolled a 23 performance check to make out with strahd, and then immediately hauled ass halfway across the valley to avoid the consequences

lost an argument with an elevator

cut off a hag’s head to keep as a trophy and have been carrying it in the paladin’s backpack for three days now (and counting)

overturned a dragon skull and carried the thing like a canoe across the background of a battlefield, scooby-doo style

ecoterrorism :)

pissed on a bush to get out of a conversation with a dude they don’t like

after nearly an entire campaign of threatening to do it, somebody finally snapped and carried the roguelock like a sack of potatoes through a dungeon

yassified a scarecrow

in short, dungeons and dragons is the perfect game, and i’m not accepting criticism at this time.

[multi-lefaiye]

love being on calls with my partner @anexor while she does some cocomelon shit to me

[anexor]

tell me about video game soundtracks my dearest (said with sexual intent)

(flirting) hey sexy did you know that in Monster Hunter Iceborne, Velkhana's motif is actually present in 3 separate songs? In the first one, "Behold, the Ruler of Frost", Velkhana isn't actually at it's full power, and thus the motif is more of a background element to the song and doesn't play all the way through. The second song, "The Defense of Seliana" handles the motif similarly, playing the same portion of it as the first song since you're not fighting Velkhana to kill it here, just make it migrate away from the outpost. However, since Velkhana does have its full strength here the portion of the motif played has much more presence in the song and is much louder than it is in the first song. Finally, in Velkhana's main theme, "Splendiferous Silver Sovereign" not only features its motif front and center in the melody, but it also plays all the way through as now is finally the time you're trying to kill Velkhana once and for all.

[dyooska]

"what are you doing rn"

"shitting"

"OMG IM PISSING AWW this is what love is about"

"yeah <3"

[emmalily]

I love how last season, we were all like "Nandor is gonna be so jealous of Guillermo's boyfriend" but nope, it's Laszlo he's jealous of because Guillermo is spending more time with him.

[scarefox]

lol

[emily-prentits]

oh my god callie literally WAS poly

[samarecharm]

Would love to explore some more shu/ake dynamics bc theyre both so interesting to me. Interesting as in they would not be in a traditional relationship; theyd be so incredibly dysfunctional it would genuinely get either of them killed if they were to attempt something prior to the end of base game. Goro is angry and volatile and full of self righteousness, but he is incredibly depressed and miserable and full of self loathing. Hes someone who has been alone for most of his life, and has an incredibly complex relationship with his public facing persona and his goals; he is not ready for someone who will make him challenge his worldview at every chance they can. He refuses to be patronized but he needs someone who will be gentle and understanding. And hell never get that in a normal way bc he views someone being gentle with him as patronizing 😭

So he needs someone who will actively call him out on his bullshit, on his self loathing, and his attitude. But he also needs someone who will be patient with him and remind him that he IS worth something, that hes NOT a failure (hello??? ‘Im…special?’’youre more than special dude’ it was so easy for the thieves to get to him by just validating the work he did, and the trouble hes caused them lol). Akira CAN do this, but i think, w the way ive characterized him, he is just as angry and volatile as Goro, and he wouldnt know how to diffuse their arguments in a productive way. It would be catastrophic as Akira tries to show that he fucking CARES, and goes blind w rage as Goro consistently taunts and defies him and ignores his logic. And Goro would spiral trying to rationalize Akiras behavior as anything other than Good; the assumption that he must be lying and trying to manipulate him would eat at him until hes forced to storm out.

Anyway. All of this to say that shu/ake TO ME is “akira and ryuji are dating, and sometimes goro is there in the background looking like this 👇🏾”