#pontiff dustin LXI

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Dustin: One of life’s small joys is seeing a normal looking family with an extremely goth teenager trudging behind them. The Demon Lord is taking her princess of darkness out for the day.

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Shiro: Okay I’m trespassing in God’s domain y’all want anything?

Potimas: Immortality

Wrath: yeah can I get uhhhhhhhh apple

Felmia: A good stable non toxic family

Sophia: Her head 100%

Gyurie: My girlfriend back.

Ael: 🍖

Ariel: Steal the flame for us Prometheus

Pontiff Dustin: elitne odrede

Shiro: What the fuck does that mean.

Pontiff Dustin: God will know.

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Bato: What are you writing?

Ariel: The Church wants to know what exact crimes we plan to commit. I’m letting Dustin know it’s private information.

Balto: That just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

Ariel: Mhm.

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Pontiff Dustin: Sajin was running around on the playground and he was about to hit his head.

Pontiff Dustin: So I told him to "duck" and he quacked at me.

Pontiff Dustin: And THEN he hit his head.

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Hyrince: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Pontiff Dustin: I do have a sense of humour you know.

Hyrince: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Pontiff Dustin: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Guys, do you think this world has a parenting problem?

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Dark Ops Commander: Father, we need to talk about your teaching methods.

Dark Ops Commander: Sajin was meant to turn in a report on ‘why government matters’. He wrote this.

Pontiff Dustin, reading: ‘It doesn’t’.

Pontiff Dustin: [proud chuckle]

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Pontiff Dustin: You really need to learn to think twice.

Sajin: Gramps, I barely think once.

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Sajin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Pontiff Dustin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Sajin: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Pontiff Dustin, texting: Answer your phone.

Sajin, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone.

Pontiff Dustin: Understood.

Pontiff Dustin, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible grandson. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Sajin.

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Pontiff Dustin: I’d love to see your point of view, Potimas, but I simply can’t get my head that far up my ass.

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Sajin: You feelin’ alright, old man? You don’t look so good.

Pontiff Dustin: I resent that. My body is a temple.

Saji: What, a pile of crumbling ruins?

Pontiff Dustin:

Sajin: Probably a little haunted?

Pontiff Dustin: BOY.

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Ariel: Potimas is a homicidal maniac. But Shiro’s teacher is not. 

Pontiff Dustin: Oh, we don’t know that yet. She’s still young!

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Sajin: I brought reinforcements

Pontiff Dustin: You brought Ariel??

Sajin: Uhm, no. But I brought the next best thing.

[Gyurie shows up]

Gyruie: Hello

Pontiff Dustin: Güliediestodiez? You brought the True Dragon?? The next best thing would've been Shiraori!

Gyurie: Normally, I would be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

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Ariel: Do you hate me now?

Pontiff Dustin: I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

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Ariel: If I was in a room with Dustin, Potimas and the Hero 

Ariel: And I got Potimas’ gun with two bullets in it

Ariel: I would shoot that Elf Bastard twice.