#poor sasuke

[anubisthe1]

Naruto does the unthinkable and reinforces his title as "the unpredictable ninja" by using sexy no jutsu on none other than the great madara uchiha himself. Madara doesn't even blink, but he slowly turns his head to look at sasuke with the most blank expression and says, "Is this who you associate yourself with?"

[shiningstars-world]

The amount of stupid shit Ss fans make to cope with canon is fantastic!! They need Nobel prize for this Bullshit!!😍 They should have a place in Guinness Book!! 😍🤡

[everyitachi]

[annicaax]

kenshin knocked down Sasuke to keep him safe! lol what else did we expect ?

[ap-kinda-lit]

Ever since the kids are little, Naruto talked about Sarada and Boruto one day getting married and all of them officially becoming one big family. Overprotective dad Sasuke isn't too keen on the thought of his little girl having a boyfriend, especially one who's the dobe's kid. Fortunately, to Sasuke's relief, Sarada and Boruto remain nothing more than friends as years pass and Sarada's papa is confident there will never be an Uchiha-Uzumaki union. And then he gets a curveball he never saw coming: Naruto adopts another teen boy named Kawaki. And he and Sarada get really close...and they date...and then they marry.

So at the wedding, Naruto is having his own little celebration and taunting Sasuke, like,

🍥: I told you we would be family! I told you!

[aquagirl1978]

Yes, the answer to that is YES.

(I love this MC btw)

[dayseternal-blog]

hello days! ☺️ i just wanna ask if you know any naruhina fanfic but has sasuke having a crush or something towards hinata? thanks days! 🤍✨

lol yeah poor Sasuke

and hello :D

I'm copy-pasting the exact list from last time because I don't think I've read anything new that fits.

NARUHINA FICS WITH POOR POOR PINING SASUKE AU

“Chapter 39” from “Between the Trees” by @utsus - Rated T, Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. Prompt: Would you write sasuke being jealous with naruhina or naruto being wary of sasuke/sasuhina?

“Chapter 32” from “Between the Trees” by utsus - Rated T, Canon-Divergent AU, One-shot. NaruHina Prompt: (because it was hot as heck here today) how about NaruHina and bathing suits.<3

“Echoes of Silence” by @ellaroundpanda - Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. Hinata Hyuga was trapped. Her relationship with Toneri was leading to nowhere and she wanted to find a new Dom. Naruto Uzumaki seemed to be the answer to all her prayers, but her fiancé wouldn’t give up that easily…

The following three are sort of what you’re thinking of, but not exactly, more like….idk, crazy possessiveness.

“The Way of the Geisha” by chancewriter - Rated M, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Complete. When Hinata was kidnapped by Kumo, Hiashi could not save her and everyone thinks she died. She ends up in a very different life from the ninja she was supposed to be, but her ninja life is never far behind her.

“Road to Redemption” by averagejane497 - Rated T, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Complete. Naruto’s made a lot of mistakes in his life, especially concerning the women he loves. Maybe this time he can get it right.

“I want you to cry” by Devahhole - Rated E for graphic murder, dub-con/non-con, and smut, High School AU, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. A sociopath blinded by revenge runs into his greatest opponent.

The next two are….hmmm…not exactly a crush…more like lusting…..well, you’ll see.

“Secrets of the Hidden Leaf” by Sessakag - Rated E for a ton of different kinks, Canon-Divergent AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. The author’s summary hints at NaruHinaSasu, but they never got that far in the story. Naruto and Hinata push the boundaries of propriety and decency in a budding relationship of profound love and wild, sexual exploration.

“The Legend of Yukari” by Gekiai - Rated E (also hints at SasuHina & ItaHina pairings, so definitely not for everyone), Modern AU, Multi-chapter, Incomplete. Three men plague the life of Hinata Hyuga, also known as Yukari. It all sounds like a love story any girl would want except Hinata is an adult video star with no plans of retiring anytime soon.

If anyone knows more, feel free to add on.

[madelinemayfair]

So we know that Sasuke has it bad for Naruto. How must he be feeling about Naruto flirting and hitting on Sakura the whole time?

Imagine not seeing your crush in a month, only to have him summon freaking frogs who ship them with Sakura...

[feather-rose]

Killed by a kiss..

.......

Hinata(Looking quite shy, here and wondering why she had accepted this, and to come up here.): I’m not quite sure, it’s gonna happen, Ino-chan! Cause there are too many too people, here and the music is far too loud!

Ino:(Laughs) Trust me, I’ve never been wrong! Hina-chan! My point has always been right with all the reading mind I’ve been through onto people’s mind--

Sakura(Drinks a bit of her sake drink.): You did lost onto that bet with Shikamaru, though..

Ino(Groans.): How was I supposed to know that Neji would have had the guts to have a real relationship with Tenten and let her move with him? Heck, even all that sex Shika had heard from his floor..

Sakura(Looked disgusted.): Urgh..Ino..That’s just so gross..

Hinata(Looked unsure, here. With all the crowd.): Well, Ino, I really don’t know if I should..

Ino: Just kiss the first guy who’s coming into this bar, Hinata, and we’ll be through. How’s that?

Sakura: Ino, seriously..

Ino(Interrupted her.): And do it, sexy. Guys like it a confident woman who take action, here. Swing off your curvy hips! Trust me!

If it meant, for her to get out of her shyness, and become a proud woman but confident. And wip off the reddness from her her cheeks. Be a woman, Hinata! Naruto wouldn’t wait, any longer! She sighed up to that thought and acted up fast as she closed up her eyes and slammed up the table that made the table jump, along with the two girls, here.

Hinata( Sighs) A..A..alright..Give me some sake..And I’ll do it..(She waved over the sake bottle and took it over her hold, poured some and drank fast enough until it made her throat burn.) Too fast..(She blinked up a bit and jumped out from her booth and a bit too fast.) My head is spinning around now!

Sakura( Didn’t looked too sure as she she seen Hinata wobble a bit, here.after a drink.): Hina?

But the dark long blunette girl wasn’t listening any longer she unzipped her coat and walked away from the round table, confident even with her cheeks pink as ever, but confident.

But what she did not know was that the guy she made up with had his back turned to her as he rose up a finger.

And without an instant, she grabbed his shoulder and made him whirl around with surprise.

His dark eyes were shocked.

:Hey what the--

Until she kissed him, hard onto the lips, almost cutting him out of breath. Much to Ino and Sakura’s surprise. Passionate enough as she grabbed him by the white collar of his shirt. Both of Hinata’s friends were too shocked to act, more like theirs jaws had dropped down with shock at the scene.

Ino: No way! Why?

Sakura: Why him? Why Sasuke-kun?

Hinata was so focusing onto kissing the first guy she had seen walking into the bar. Not giving a damn thing if the guy was too shocked or pleased. But she was having a great time, here.

Couldn’t even heard him groan or if it had been a moan. She wasn’t sure, though.

And then she dropped him down onto the floor, like garbage. Missing his head to hit onto the booth, and walked away, swinging off her hips, happy and confident.

Not giving a damn thing about the comatose guy onto the floor..

Whose soul had been under a happy cloud.

Sakura: Hina--

Hinata(Happy as ever. As she took another drink under her friends’s shock): It was so much fun! Thank you Ino-chan!

Ino( Not so comfortable, after what she had seen, here.,): Uhh..

.......

A few days later...

Into the hokage’s office. When Naruto wasn’t around here, Neji had taken his place for the meantime as he was analyzing a few files. Never ending files onto the desk and through the computer. When the lazy Nara had called in through the open doorway as he knocked.Man, If I had known, that being hokage was a pain onto the ass--

Shikamaru: Yo, Neji?

Neji(Checked up through the files and sighed as he took one of them.); What?

Shikamaru: Sasuke wants to talk to you.

Neji(irritated): What does he want? Don’t you see I’m busy, here? Could he ask, Naruto?

Shikamaru(Sighs as he put his hands into his pockets.): Nope, it’s not him, but he wants you. Man, what a drag..

Neji(Sighs): What does he want, again?

Shikamaru(Shrugs): I don’t know, should I sent him in?

Neji(Looking defeated, but he had no other choice): Hn. Not my favorite person, but sent him, in.What could be worse?

If he had known what came in next, he would’ve had prevent it.

Sasuke(Walked in after Shikamaru walked away.): Hi, sorry to interrumpt you, Hyuuga, but..

Neji(Still irritated): Just say it! What do you want?

Sasuke(Rose up a hand and scratched the back of his neck, looking uncomfortable, here. Maybe because he was talking to Hinata’s cousin.A very strong man that came back from the dead.): Say..Do you have your cousin’s phone number?

Neji(He tries to stay patient when it came to his cousin. When he felt like his hands were clutchering up onto the file he held..): Say what?

Sasuke: Look, she’a fucking good kisser--

This is where a nerve had touched the war hero Hyuuga Neji as he dropped everything he held onto his hands and had actived his Byakugan, here.

And sent the young Uchiha out from the broken window, with his powerful gentle fist.

All because Sasuke wanted Hinata’s phone number. Because Neji’s cousin was a fucking good kisser.

Not so much for Neji.

.........

[saskaykun]

I know that you love SK and SNS, but I really want to know what do you think about Sakura now, and her married life with Sasuke?

I thought I already answered this question, sorry if I took so long, really I took a very long break from Tumblr....

As a SK/SNS fan, I really struggle with the current marriages of naruto and sasuke in Boruto. Neither of them ever had any material canon to claim these marriages. I didn't understand and I think I will never understand how they got there. Naruto with a genjutsu to realize his feelings for Hinata and Sasuke.... I feel like he gave up fighting Sakura's obsession and after Naruto's marriage, didn't have much of an option or just to be alone, which wouldn't have been a bad thing in itself.

The child he gave us with Sakura, remains a girl and is and will never be enough to give life to the Uchiha clan again, so in any case, the Uchiha clan being doomed to disappear, Kishimoto should have left Sasuke alone.

That’s all… pretty sad tho.

[sasukemoe]

I think Sasuke did mostly dissociate during the 3 yr timeskip like he didn't have his consis turned on until she got reunited with naruto and had taka on their gang

[vermillionverisimilitude]

Somehow dragged my partner into watching Naruto. Um. I have never heard him laugh as hard as when that random ninja accidentally revealed to Sasuke that Itachi was in the village looking for Naruto.

[justsasuke]

“Save Sasuke from the dark path he was going down” sounds so deep and romantic or whatever until you remember that the “dark path ” being referred to was the search for answers and closure made necessary by systematic oppression, a corrupt political system, surviving a massacre, and constantly being invalidated.

[nwluxx]

A monster only Sasuke can control…

AU where Sasuke discovers the truth of his clan's massacre earlier and turns on Konoha, by befriending the demon fox kid and working together (they've already left the village by now).

[mrsbakashi]

today i'm emotional about sasuke talking about Naruto in here:

[bishoptheboy]

SNS DOODLE

Look. I present to you the OG for OTP dynamics. They will always be famous 🥲👏✨❤️❤️

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<did this on the bus and did a quick doodle before my stop. Small squishy SNS 🤲>