#portugal caralho

[homiro]

Quinta da Regaleira, Sintra, Portugal (circa 2009)

[lumpyflakycum]

HAPPY 25TH OF APRIL

If you advocate for fascism and/or the fascist regime, fall off the chair

Let us not forget that during Salazarism, we literally had a Concentration Camp (Tarrafal) and Slavery (the contratados system). Don't forget the fact that in 1974 we had a 27,% infant mortality rate. Don't forget that in 1974 almost 2 million people we illiterate! A única coisa que CHEGA é o Fascismo em Portugal

Hoping for 50 more

Em cada esquina um amigo/ Em cada rosto igualdade/ Grândola Vila Morena/ Terra da Fraternidade

[glitchinnf]

HAPPY 25TH

i actually drew a thingie in time!!

[sparkles-oflight]

DOVE CAMERON IN PORTUGAL?????????????

[kuronekonerochan]

A minha vontade, a partir de agora, qd me cruzo na rua com 20% dos portugueses:

[outrosword]

WHY THE FUCKKKKK WHY THE FUCK IS THE CHEGA CONVENTION LIVE ON TV WHY ARE YOU LETTING THIS MAN SPEAK

[quininhas]

Nós só nos temos a culpar com o jogo de merda que fizemos mas...

[murphyslawyer]

The latest Paramore songs are such bangers

[homiro]

Quinta da Regaleira, Sintra, Portugal (circa 2009)

[kobabeach]

yesterday i saw that the other café near the center of the plaza of algarveshopping in faro like across fnac was still there and then i felt bad for constantly being an arcadia patron. it's really not that deep im just autistic for macarons and high quality chocolate, i go ham for any patisserie or such that has a modicum of effort.

arcadia is kinda expensive so i think that's why the others still had a full outdoor table area and im kinda glad? there's also starbucks next to the entrance from people coming in on foot or on the above ground parking but 1) it's expensive 2) starbucks coffee sucks

i literally only go to starbucks for like toasties and egg sandwiches and shit, and maybe a pumpkin spice when it's time for it to go on sale and we manage to find time to go there

anyway most of the coffee i drink is at home

[glitchinnf]

babygirl :-3

[eldritch-spouse]

I see youre living your best life there in Portugal

https://x.com/popbase/status/1701286323817160783?s=46

ANDA LÁ, VOU DE FÉRIAS CARALHO- BOTA BOTA BOTA

BEM BOM FILHO- 😫🍷💦

[kaimaciel]

Romano: Great. Another meal made off cod.

Portugal: Would you keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself?

Romano: Or else what?

Portugal: *grabs spagetti and breaks it in half*

Argentina: 😱

Brazil: 😏🍿

Romano: Vaffanculo a chi t’è morto!!! 🤬

Portugal: Vai pró caralho que te foda!

Spain: I love spending time with the family 🥰

[laniakeart]

After a long wait and a grueling fight with CTT (correios de Portugal my detested) she is finally home.... AND I LOVE HER TO BITS. SHE'S SO LOVELY AND WELL MADE. The plushie is cute as a button and the prints and bag are such a nice addition to the already 10/10 package. Congrats to all the artists involved!

Vent about Portuguese Post CTT below cut.

Almost lost. Almost stolen by local post. Complaints filled.... but we can both rest.

PORTUGAL NÚMERO 1 CARALHO! (By número 1 I mean 1 star on trustpilot. Fuck CTT. )

[avocifera]

wait brazilian!reader is so cute ☹️☹️ like reader goes to a brazilian podcast and starts talking about jb and their life, and how it’s like to be a rockstar girlfriend!!!

also they talk about teaching jb portuguese and when bg tours like portugal or brazil jb is like “sooo my gf teached me some words”

i also like to think that jb likes to use portuguese curse words all the time!!!

not portugal, brazil comes first always (jokinggg) 🤪🤪

to be honest i don’t know many brazilian podcasts but ik one that’s called ‘poesia ansiosa’ and i can see reader going and just talking a lot about their relationship with julien, how dating jb has helped her understand herself better and now seeing the way jb loves with her whole being helped her love the people around her better !!!

jb definitely LOVES brazilian portuguese curse words because honestly there’s SO MANY!!! i can totally see her all the time going “porra! caralho!” in the cutest accent ever, reader just looking at her with heart eyes lol