AN INTERVIEW WITH
| GWENDOLYN "GWENDAY" DAY
Reported by VAPET SMARM
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PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHARISH “CLICKSTER” CHATTERJEE
January 11, 2023
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Gwendolyn Day can’t do a backflip, and they are furious about it.
“I will do one,” they say, leaning back in their chair. hand wrapped around a Diet Mister Sim. “Before I die.”
Gwenday, as they’re known online, says this sort of thing a lot. It's brought in a hell of a crowd: 1.4 million people tune in to see what "tickles this imp", as the infamous description reads. It’s not just morbid make believe and rude writing, though: they specialize in the staging of unbelievable pranks with elaborate set ups, often without asking any sort of permission.
Last week, Gwenday went live at 8 AM with a plan to end all plans: a confetti cannon would be placed at every table of a Denny’s™️ restaurant, but only set the booming juggernaut off if a patron ordered the Zesty Nachos™️. Within three hours, 17 hidden confetti cannons dotted the dining room. Then... they waited. There were no prizes following the blast, or even any announcement: “Just a huge scary confetti cannon in the chest for everyone brave enough to order to most edible item on the menu.”
That stunt may sound silly to you, but don’t take a joke lightly: Gwenday’s stream, now titled ‘Exhibit 3: Video Surveillance Footage of the Main Dining Room, Denny’s™️ Store 0420’, hooked a whopping three hundred thousand new subscribers.
“I don’t do these things for the attention. I do it for me. I record it as a gift for everyone else, because yeah, it is hilarious. Duh it's hilarious. I got sued because it's hilarious.”
Before I departed Gwenday's quaint little home, we discussed a number of topics. Gwenday rambled for about ten minutes straight, during which time they said things that made as little coherent sense as they do incoherent sense. I present some to you now:
“Anyone got a ratchet set?” For the record, I don’t know why they needed one. They never elaborated on this.
“Right before I start a stream, just once, I want to do a running kick at a giant gong.”
“I never bath on a Thursday, what? Why would I?”
“I don’t have the hiccups but I feel like I have the hiccups, emotionally.”
“Go ahead.” I hadn’t said anything. “Oh, sorry.”
“Then, I go to the head of the bouncy house and slipped a $20 in his palm. He put it in his pocket, and pretended like it never happened. He never let me on, he never talked to me, I almost thought I didn’t do it if not for the fact that I couldn’t afford dinner anymore.”
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Vapet Smarm is a T&gline staff writer.
Photographs by Charish "Clickster" ChatterjeeStyling by Gwendolyn Day
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We celebrated Londyn's 29th birthday with a bunch of her friends at the stargazer lounge and she devoured this look. I usually don't like to put makeup on my sims but I had to go big or go home for my favorite sim and @twisted-cat has such pretty shadow and lipstick😮💨
Akira happily took all of these pictures of his wife on her special day and plans to hang every last one in the house regardless of room.
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also needed an excuse to use this gorg hair by @aharris00britney
poses by @ratboysims
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Surprise!!!
"You said we were goin' to Rattlesnake Juice."
I know, but this was the only way to get you out!
"Grrr..."
🎵Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to Leo! Happy Birthday to you!🎵
"Ugh..."
C'mon, Leo! Make a wish!
"D-do I really have to?"
Yes!
"Tch...fine..."
Well, what did you wish for?!
"To break your f!ckin' neck for lyin' to me!"
Yeah! That's a good wi--wait what now?!
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Hi friend!!
How did you make your sim cross their legs and hold their phone up and just generally make them look all posed and fabulous?
Andrew's Pose Player, Teleport Your Sim, and the great pose makers of simblr sksksksk
but seriously, tho, it's that simple—i was hesitant to download both programs in the beginning bc i wasn't sure whether i needed it or not, but it has been an absolute lifesaver and improved my gameplay 1000% <333
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