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I've been rereading my journals recently and made a quiz about it. Here, if you want to experience the quiz equivalent of reading bits of my diary over my shoulder

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hi its me, the man in STEM (stockings, tight pants, eyeliner, mesh shirt)

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Pollinated Knight:  Countervailance:  Chapter 02

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Jaune: *pulls Weiss into the bedroom*

Weiss: This is perhaps more of what I expected.

Jaune: *closes the door*

Weiss: I must confess... I have... never...

Jaune: Neither have I. I was just waiting for the right woman to walk into my life...

Weiss: It seems it was me... I do hope I was the one you were waiting for...

Jaune: I hoped so too...

Jaune: *kisses her*

Jaune: *holds her by her shoulders*

Jaune: *stares into her eyes*

Weiss: *lips quiver*

Jaune: *breathes deep*

Jaune: This is your last chance.

Weiss: I thank...

Weiss: *breathes*

Weiss: ...your consideration...

Weiss: *breathes*

Weiss: ...but I knew... what I was saying. Your aura touched me, filled me, and with it, your love. I remember overhearing... something from Pyrrha. That you... have a LOT of aura. It seems you have just as much love. Our hearts being connected almost made me weep... If not for other, pressing concerns, I believe it would have... Now, do not question what the world is giving you.

Jaune: I don't care what the world thinks of me, good or bad. What I care about is you.

Jaune: *passionately kisses Weiss*

* * *

Weiss: *snuggles her body up to the sleeping form before her, losing herself in his incredible, muscular chest. How could she have not seen this?

* * *

Jaune started moving slightly, embracing warmly, and soon enough making love wholly.

* * *

Weiss: *murmurs as she snuggles up to Jaune's supine form*

Jaune: *arm slowly moves over Weiss*

* * *

The first blush of dawn started washing through the room. The two slowly roused, but made no move to leave their sweet cocoon.

Jaune: Weiss?

Weiss: mhm?

Jaune: Go make me coffee.

Weiss: *starts to slip from their bed*

Weiss: *moves to grab her dress*

Jaune: No.

Weiss: *looks at him with a shocked gaze*

Jaune: Wear my shirt, and I suppose panties.

Weiss: *shocked look as she starts to slip on her panties*

Weiss: *shocked look as she moves over to pick up his hoodie and slips it on*

* * *

Weiss: *walked down the stairs, eyes downcast, hoping to not see anyone*

Weiss: *slips across the living room, hoping to not see a soul*

Qrow: Heya, kiddo.

Qrow: *waves at her*

Weiss: *waves at him without looking in his direction*

Yang: *snickers as she nearly runs by*

Yang: Looking good, Ice Queen.

Weiss: *turns around to scoff at Yang*

Weiss: *incensed murmuring, unable to look at Yang*

Weiss: *finally brings her eyes to look a Yang*

Weiss: I am his Snow Angel, not Ice Queen. In true, I hope to dispel the idea of being a Ice Queen, thank you very much.

Yang: Wow. Respect.

Yang: *holds out her fist*

Weiss: *delicately bumps her fist into Yang's*

Weiss: *breathes deeply*

Weiss: He has sent me to get coffee. Would you care for any?

Yang: Oh, hell yeah. Your coffee is absolutely fantastic. Never thought I would get so used to it. I mean, yes, please.

Blake: *looking in fron the garden*

Yang: *waves at Blake*

Yang: Blake wants some, too.

Weiss: Yes, of course.

Qrow: Wait, is her coffee that good?

Yang: You'll have trouble living without it.

Qrow: . . .

Qrow: That was a good one, I'll give you that, Firecracker.

Yang: Thank you.

Weiss: It was quite the lovely ribbing. If you would excuse me.

* * *

Weiss: *carries a tray into the room with coffee pot and cups*

Jaune (sitting up): What took so long.

Weiss: I do apologize, but it seems everyone else loves my coffee almost as much as you do.

Jaune: I'll give them, that. So, how did it feel?..

Weiss: . . .

Weiss: *eyes wide as it dawns on her*

Weiss: Frightful and enthralling. Your smell accompanied me for my entire journey. It reminded me of my pledge... of your love...

Weiss: *hands Jaune his cup*

Jaune: *takes a deep sip*

Jaune: It's just as wonderful as I remember.

Weiss: Why, thank you.

Weiss: *curtseys in Jaune's hoodies*

Weiss: *picks up her own cup and snuggles up to Jaune on the bed*

Weiss: So, am I every thing you imagined I would be?

Jaune: Better. How about me?

Weiss: I will admit... I have not had the same amount of time as you did to imagine our relationship... I can - say - you are everything I would want in a beau. Back in Atlas, Father would try to force all and sundry of the upper classes upon me... and not a single one of them can hold a candle to you. Not a single of the aspirant huntsmen in Beacon, or Haven. I have met no man like you, and am proud to say you are the one who stole my heart. I just wish I had done it sooner...

Jaune: Shh.

Jaune: *drinks his coffee*

Jaune: Let's not look back.

Weiss: That is one thing I can agree with.

Weiss: *contented murmurs*

Jaune: Give me your coffee.

Weiss: *gives him a curious look as she passes him her coffee*

Jaune: So, tell me, how good was Yang's ass?

Weiss: *nearly spits up, immediately thankful that Jaune had taken her potation away*

Weiss: . . .

Weiss: Not that I have anything to compare it to... but it is as wonderful as you would expect.

Jaune: Did you enjoy yourself?

Weiss: To be honest, I was too shocked at the moment to properly enjoy the moment...

Jaune: We'll have to fix that...

Weiss: *incensed huffing*

Jaune: *hands Weiss her cup back*

Jaune: *kisses her*

Weiss: *contentedly sips her coffee*

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hi. send me a drawing perhaps? or just a bit of handwriting? 🥺🐸

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i know that i like literally just reblogged that poll about not really posting my face here but then i did a "6 year evolution of you" thing on instagram and i may genuinely cry about it

2018 vs. 2023

i can literally see how much i have grown since then and im so proud of myself

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hi in case you were wondering where i was all of yesterday :) went to momocon for a day, failed to beat the world record of spiderpeople for the second time (though we were closer this year!), met several absolutely amazing bsd cosplayers (including these absolutely stunning people who were the fucking. prettiest. ever. i was so ready to pass out talking to them.), my sister laughed after we took the photo and asked me if they were the villains bc I was making a scared face lmao, and I FOUND SOME BSD STUFF 😭 one sticker and the nendroid dolls!! also 2 other figures that were $320 each and I could. not buy.

anyway. yeah :)

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oh yeah btw i think im hot shit and also very clever. my halloween costume is A Fox.

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HEEHEEHOOHOO MAGPIE COLORS :D!!!!!

plus a photo to show the color a little more clearly :)

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what up it's ya boy

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check out the local idiots, population: 3

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OH YEAH!!!!!

i forgot, i had one of the most gender-euphoric encounters i’ve ever had :)

so the other day i was gonna go hang out with my mom and my sis, and i had been going to pick up pizza on my way to my sister’s house that she had ordered online. so i go inside and im talking to the guy at the counter, and as i give him the info there’s this older guy off to the side talking to a different employee, in a way that kinda implies he knows the employees there (i assume either he worked there or was just a very frequent customer?)

anyway so while the guy i was talking to is pulling stuff up on the computer, the older guy comes over to me and makes a joke about “[the employee] likes it when you tip him $20, gives him money to take out his wife” and then he looks at me properly, and now is the point where i mention that this is what i was wearing at the time:

^^^ this outfit, along with a facemask, and very importantly i have got a silver ring on my ring finger of my left hand, the one you can’t see - in the place of a wedding band.

so he gestures to my silver ring and says “would your wife be okay with that? [in reference to me tipping $20]” and i laughed and said “yeah, i’m sure she would”

and the older guy corrected himself here, saying “oh would your husband-” with me cutting him off saying “no no, my wife would im sure”

but it’s just ksdhfkshdf it was so clear in the way he said it that it wasn’t simply a slip of the tongue saying wife again, he meant to say wife, he just thought i was a guy ;;;; up until i spoke, given that i have a higher voice, he had no doubt at all about it.

that was such a good feeling GODS i love it when that happens. 

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2018 vs 2022. time is a circle. we change but we stay the same.

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btw im very cool and sexy

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WHO LEFT ME ALONE AT 2AM

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POV you're me just trying to sleep every day