#pride and prejudice crack

[firawren]

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[halfagony-halfhope]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[ardentlyinlovedarcy]

[elizabeth-darcyyy]

elizabeth bennet, being completely sarcastic in the middle of a fight: you wanna fuck me so bad just admit it

darcy, combusting and now more paranoid than ever: ,,, wHa t

[wifeyofedwardferrars]

Mary Bennet sitting at the family dinner like:

[punchholesinthesky]

I've just read a P&P au and let me tell you, for some reason (uci worlds) i kept imagining this guy as darcy

Tell me he doesnt look like he could play Darcy

[cazzadores]

the girl that did all the pride and prejudice crack videos on youtube is the only person who deserves an oscar actually hope that helps

[azazluv]

Laughing about the fact darcy had a crush on elizabeth and used to watch her from distance wanting to chat with her but not having confidence to do it

[dreamsuvivor]

I am convinced that Jane Austen laced her novels with crack, bc how else would you explain that a mf from the 19ct with the social skills of a wet paper towel is making me giggle like a school girl??

[frmulcahy]

New Contrapoints video slays

[firawren]

Underrated/overlooked bit in Pride and Prejudice: In chapter 45, Elizabeth and her aunt have dropped by Pemberley to pay their respects to Miss Darcy, unbeknownst to Mr. Darcy, who's off fishing with Elizabeth's uncle and a few other dudes. But then Darcy finds out about the ladies' social call and deserts his dudes to hurry back to the house and barge in on the fancy lady tea time, all so he can talk to Elizabeth. He is not at all playing it cool and it's so funny and adorable and I love it!

Like, I'm imagining Uncle Gardiner just casually saying "I hope my wife and niece are having a nice time hanging out with your sister," and Darcy's like "Wait a second—are you saying Elizabeth—I mean Miss Bennet—is in my house right now?!". Mr. Gardiner tries to say "Well, probably, I mean, I don't know if they actually came, but they were planning on it...", but Darcy has already dropped his fishing pole and is sprinting back toward the house 😂

[halfagony-halfhope]

darcy by the end of pride and prejudice 😂

[ardentlyinlovedarcy]

[shreggs]

time to lay in bed again, wondering why a man written by Jane Austen in a billowing white shirt isn't professing his undying love to me in prose

[achillesuwu]

Back on my it would be HILARIOUS if Merlin dates someone for a loooooong time some centuries after Arthur's death and that someone is immortal and it drives Arthur INSANE because they are in good terms and are not afraid to show affection (basically Merlin being like : I'm 1557 years old for Gods sake. I can and will be affectionate with my besties)

What if Merlin has an inside joke/game with his friends group where they randomly say dramatic movie/serie/book quote to each other and Arthur does NOT know that they are joking

Merlin's vampire ex : I told you 🙄 you never listen to me

Merlin : You are right, I'm sorry

Arthur : *doesn't know why but has a bad feeling about this* *suspicious glare*

Merlin, *put a hand on his ex's shoulder and use all of his acting skill* from now on, what you say to me, what you do for me, I’ll remember all of it—I won’t forget a single thing.

Merlin : You’re really great. I like you.

Merlin : Or in other words, I fancy you, I love you, I want you, I can’t leave you, I whatever you.

The Knights who aren't on the joke either : 0.0

Merlin : I just really like you so much. I don’t want anyone but you—it can’t be anyone but you.

Meelin and his vampire ex : *look at each other dramatically*

Merlin and his vampire ex : *go back to talking like nothing happened* so as I was saying Janet is adopting a new cat and—

*Litteraly the next day*

Merlin, holding soup : You must know. Surely you must know it was all for you.

Arthur, in the background : *choking on his tea*

Merlin : You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once.

Merlin's 809 years old bestie : *tears in her eyes & muffling her sob* (laughing at Arthur's face)

Merlin : My affections and wishes have not changed. But one word from you will silence me for ever.

The Knights, Gwen & Arthur, looking at Merlin's vampire ex and being speechless at Merlin behaviour :

Merlin's vampire ex : *chilling*

Merlin : lf, however, your feelings have changed... ...I would have to tell you, you have bewitched me,body and soul, and I love..I love... I love you.

His friend : come on merlin you are not even trying to be original *sobbing* (laughing) *take the soup from Merlin's hand*

Arthur : EXCUSE ME!?!

[wifeyofedwardferrars]

He's a 10 but he has (perhaps forever) ruined your sisters happiness