#probably was sleeping somewhere 🙁

[estcaligo]

I love this duality so much

[wandasaura]

hi aura! i think i have mega baby fever too honestly 🙁 like ik the convo abt them and babies and marriage has died down a little but i’m sparking it back up again

so ofc we know that wandanat is older than r so i feel they’re destined to have a friend who has a child already and basically said friend asks wandanat if they could babysit and despite their busy schedule wandanat says yes cuz i mean duhh and the baby like favors r for some reason and r just eats that up they’re attached to each other all day long but no one’s complaining

i feel r would’ve had one of those summer jobs to make some extra money before university and stuff and she was probably a babysitter which is why she’s practically a natural

r would def have the baby on her lap at her computer table “teaching” them how to do cs things but it obviously fails cuz baby probably just wants to play so r and baby go to the living room and like r does that thing where u hold the baby and guide them to walk

yeah like maybe the baby is on the brink of speaking and just babbles a bunch of words and r tries to teach baby how to say some names (including her own) and words and baby ends up saying some sort of mixture of rs name somehow and baby giggles a bunch and wandanat see this and it definitely just fuels their baby fever more

especially once r and baby are worn out from playing all day r feeds baby a bottle and they end up passing out on the couch and r is protective of the baby making sure they don’t fall or anything like either baby is surrounded by rs arm or maybe baby is on rs chest

wandanat just follow r and baby everywhere around the house snapping sooo many candid photos for the future

okay that’s the end of my baby rant but i just want one so so so bad or maybe just to babysit a relatives baby soon cuz they’re all so cute

- 🦕

it’s cannon that coulson and may are together and have a little one, and they ask wandanat to babysit on a whim when they’re both called into office for a national security threat. it’s an overnight assignment and while wanda and natasha have important office things to be doing, one of the main perks about running your own company is that you’re available to help your friends when they need it. the little bean is ten months old, an age r considers the sweet spot of babyhood. they’re not just a blob that screams for milk and sleeps, but they’re not entirely mobile yet and they’re cuddly. when she finds out that the baby will be joining them for a day, she goes into mother hen mode and starts frantically picking up the living room and kitchen, making sure all the remotes are places somewhere high and that nothing fragile or sharp is within reach. the baby isn’t walking yet, but she’s cruising all tables and couches so r takes no chances about what determined little hands can reach. the candles and glass decide pieces are all locked away in a closet upstairs, and she’s pleased to find that wanda and natasha have a couple baby toys stored in the garage from when morgan was little. she turns the living room into a playroom before wanda can even come back downstairs from taking a shower.

when phil and may drop the littlest coulson off, r hangs back, not wanting to overwhelm the baby whose already upset that her parents have left. she glides around the kitchen making a snack (overly smashed blueberries and strawberries sliced to small they’re practically inedible) but she will not risk a choking hazard, so natasha doesn’t comment on the fact that the baby can eat normal sized strawberry pieces. when she does come into the living room and sits down besides wanda, whose giving the pitiful little human a bottle, she smiles so softly as she glances down at the little angel dressed in a chaotic blend of colors. she has a sneaking suspicion coulson dressed the little one and they were in too much of a hurry for may to get her redressed. the baby looks up at her and it’s literally game over after that, she reaches a hand out to r, completely transfixed on her to the point where wanda pulls the bottle away in fear that she’ll start choking. r laughs when the baby practically launches itself at her, tiny hands clapping against her cheeks as the little one babbles. they’re inseparable after that. r has the baby either on her hip, cradled to her chest, or they’re both laying on their bellies on the floor of the living room. r makes colors seem like the most interesting thing ever. she’s holding up little plastic blocks and giving full monologues about the color and what else in the world is that color. she practically kills natasha when she gets to the green block and goes, “greens the best color in the world. your aunt wanda and aunt natasha have the brightest green eyes, and sometimes they look like soft blades of grass in early spring, but sometimes, when they get all mean and scary, they look like a forest in the middle of summer that’s three seconds away from being filled with fireflies.” and the baby just drinks up every little word that r says as she chews on her fist.

a couple hours into babysitting, both wanda and natasha have things to get done in the office, and the baby is meant to be napping so they see no problem with sneaking away for a couple of hours, but at the first pitiful whine that slips through the monitor, r is going and picking them up, bouncing around the nursery as she sings a soft song that’s in no way a lullaby, but the baby doesn’t know that. she decides against sleep, and takes the baby to her office where she tries to show them about coding, but tiny hands keep banging against her keyboard and while it’s adorable, she doesn’t want to have to get another one, so she brings the baby downstairs. they have a bottle and a cuddle on the couch, and when wandanat find her again, they’re both sound asleep with a cartoon muted in the background.

when coulson and may come back for their little one, wanda and natasha are quick to offer to babysit whenever it’s needed, eager to fill their camera rolls with more pictures of the two precious girls that have wormed a way into their hearts

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

THIS ISNT A REQ BUT JUST RANDOM THOUGHTS

imagen walking around teyvat on foul legacy's shoulder or Childe giving you piggyback rides everywhere 🤭🤭(I'm extremely lonely 🙁)

Imagine going to buy smth and then Childe just slides in willing to buy the whole restaurant( and then pantalone beats him up

/j 💀)

late night walks with Childe?!??!! Damn!!!!!! Bc I bet he'd be up alot randomly and probably has a bad sleep schedule he gets up alot and tries to pass the time!!!!

okmfg being childes s/o and he's like a golden retriever running to the door whenever you come home (and then jumps on you)

Doing SMTH with ur back turned and Childe drapes himself over u putting his face in the crook of ur neck while he sways and stuff (very romantic 😋👍🏽) (you guys fall over)

listening to music or going to a festival with Childe and laughing at him when he stuffs his face with food while u guys walk around,,

taking a break in a flower field or somewhere shady with foul legacy and a bajillion animals like bunnies foxes ect crowd him and u watch him having the time of his life!!!!

making Childe/foul legacy flower crowns and watching them both melt to the ground

ok that's it 😣luv u dawg /p /j

i am zeroing in on the bad sleep schedule part because imagine you're sleeping and you feel someone gently shaking you and when you wake up Childe's sitting on the side of your bed, trying to make himself look innocent. you know it was him, but you don't say anything because you know he probably woke up due to a nightmare- ever since he fell in love they've switched from being about his time in the Abyss to losing you- so you take his hand, letting him lean against you as a reassurance that you're okay and still here. after a few minutes you ask if there's anything he wants to do, and Childe perks up and drags you outside for a little walk!! it turns into a longer walk though, and you end up on a hillside overlooking the Harbor

Childe transforms into Foul Legacy, since he knows no one's going to be walking around at this time of night, and nudges you until you sit down with a laugh and let him lay his head onto your lap. you pet his hair, humming and mumbling about your day until Childe relaxes and drifts off to sleep, claws loosely hooked around your arm and unconsciously tilting his head to follow your hands with sleepy purrs. he wakes up the next morning, somehow in bed, next to you and nightmare-free <33

ALSO ALSO THE PART ABOUT CHILDE DRAPING HIM OVER YOU- usually you can escape him after a bit because although he's strong, he's always really gentle with you, and he'll pout and stick by your side to watch what you're up to. but once he decides to use Foul Legacy, OH BOY you aren't getting out of his arms any time soon because his grip is so firm and solid that you couldn't wriggle away even if you wanted to!! when he does that it's like a weight- a really big, fluffy, purring weight, is laying on top of you, and once he wraps his arms around and brings you into his lap it's now cuddle time!! you can do your chores later, Foul Legacy wants affection <33

[enmuswife3]

Can u do Catra headcannons? nfsw and fluff

Gender not specified

overprotective as HELL

Makes you like her personal assistant because she doesn’t want you to leave like adora

Will not leave you alone

Literally waits at the bathroom door while you take a dump☹️

Get your furry ass on somewhere 😡

Anywho

Sleeps by your feet. self explanatory

Probably claws you🙁 we are NOT a scratching post 😡

If she wakes up and your not there best believe she’s turning this place upside down until she finds you

And when she does your getting clawed

How dare u leave 😡

Cuddles!

Mostly spooning

Purrs a lot especially when you pet her

Head rubs

Prolly bathes you like yk would lick you like everywhere

That tail wrapped around your tummy

NFSW

Idk if you wanted us to be a top or bottom but imma do both

Top

PLEASE eat her out it’s like a stress reliever

Catra + overstimulation= sensitive AS FUCK

Literally has her ears tucked and tail latching on to you begging you to pet her

Will cum undone once you pet her

Bottom

Strap.

Fucks you dumb with said strap

Kisses you oh so sweetly

Makes you ride her while she slowly guides your hip making you go faster. And faster. And faster. Till your an overstimulated mess