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shinelikethunder · 8 months
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lol the bitter samgirl part of the knife circle is already scenting blood in the notes on that post..... the fun part of being a part-time sera gamble apologist who also frequently finds her writing enraging is that in principle i want to join in the fun of dunking on my extremely problematic fave, but in practice half the time people are doing so for reasons that are totally baffling to me.
and the thing is, for many reasons completely independent of her doing anyone's fave dirty, season 7 DOES suck balls. but it does so in ways that are so wildly different from the entire rest of her list of writing credits that i don't actually... think it says much about her as a writer? she crashed and burned HARD as an executive producer, with unknown amounts of fuckery going on behind the scenes, and it came out in the writing in the form of "sometimes i think you need someone to stop you" big-picture decisions and a bunch of structural messiness. but the absolute worst parts of s7 are management problems, and the most excruciating ones come from bringing back buckleming and not keeping andrew dabb on a short enough leash. i don't think she should've been showrunner for the seasons i'm saying she could've fixed. i DO think putting her at the top of the pecking order of writers and story editors would've produced incredible (and, yes, frequently enraging) results.
or as @chiisana-sukima so succinctly put it: they pushed her off the glass cliff so hard the whole show broke when she landed.
(in the interests of sharing and caring re: being fascinated by gamble's contributions and also wanting to throttle her for a lot of them...... here's my dirty little secret that i can't say in front of people talking earnestly about the feeeeeels s2 gave them: when the single crystal tear of manpain dropped at the end of 2x17 'heart,' i burst the fuck out laughing. i couldn't help it. they were trying SO HARD to tug at our heartstrings over Men's Feelings About [uncharitable episode analysis redacted] that the whole thing faceplanted into bathos. girl i want to be a fly on the wall of whatever was going on in your head when you wrote this.)
(......also none of my fandom bafflement applies to dunking on her for the abject racism. in fact i don't think it's possible to dunk on her ENOUGH for the abject racism. sterling k brown should've gotten hazard pay for agreeing to come back multiple times as gordon.)
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unfamd · 1 year
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I posted 64 times in 2022
11 posts created (17%)
53 posts reblogged (83%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 38 of my posts in 2022
Only 41% of my posts had no tags
#the untamed - 14 posts
#wangxian - 11 posts
#unfamd originals - 11 posts
#lan wangji - 11 posts
#cql - 9 posts
#mdzs - 8 posts
#wei wuxian - 6 posts
#jiang cheng - 4 posts
#lan xichen - 4 posts
#thoughts are being had - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#lxc sees the notification that lwj has sent him 16 voice messages in the last half hour and knows deep in his bones that this is about wwx
My Top Posts in 2022:
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lan wangji is the ultimate tumblr girlie. he looks at wei wuxian and goes i could fix him i could make him worse i could join him in his madness. i want to put him in a pringles can and shake him until sex falls out. i want to cherish him until he literally expires of a love overdose. he makes me want to bite things. i would kill his brother for him if he asked and i also am sexualising every bad thing he has ever done. wei ying is lan wangji's problematic fave
80 notes - Posted November 26, 2022
#4
the key to understanding jiang cheng as a character is the realisation that he feels every emotion on the spectrum cranked up to the ultimate limit, sometimes all at once
146 notes - Posted February 28, 2022
#3
lan wangji is the Most guy ever bc pre-war he really is just so absolutely enraged by his own feelings towards wei wuxian that he has to both Pine and Yearn with the force of a thousand dying stars whilst also being the Most hall monitor dude about it. he's so annoyed at the fact that he has a crush that he has to go be the teacher's pet about it to feel better. the teacher is also his uncle. this neither adds nor takes away from the amount of Effort lan wangji puts into being the teacher's pet.
336 notes - Posted November 26, 2022
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look i just think that lwj should get to be as petty and mean and sublimely, perfectly dickish to jiang cheng as he wants, preferably in front of witnesses and with immense prejudice. say what you want about post-canon yunmeng shuangjie and their relationship but you can't tell me lwj would ever forgive jc even if he and wwx repair all their problems and get back to something approaching their relationship pre-war. there's no way lwj wouldn't make every lan clan gathering jiang cheng attends Actual Living Hell for the man with all the pointed subtlety that being Diplomatic 4D Chess Player Lan Xichen's brother has given him. jiang cheng cries multiple times every visit, and not even for nostalgic missing-the-good-times reasons. even the lan juniors feel sorry for him. lan jingyi once asked lwj if he thought he'd gone just a little too far when he told jiang cheng that there was a nice area up in the hills for sword practicing that 'had a good cliff edge he could use'. jiang cheng has never wished to die so many times in one visit. lwj would love to help him with that request, if the opportunity arose
427 notes - Posted November 25, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
i strongly believe that in any universe modern or otherwise lwj uses lan xichen as a kind of confessional like a catholic priest. he literally comes into lan xichen's room at four pm precisely because that's the scheduled time that he allows himself to share an Emotion with his brother and sits down and says in a distinctly monotone yet perfectly recognisably anguished tone 'brother i have sinned' and lan xichen sighs very quietly because he doesn't want to hurt his brother's feelings and puts down his pen and says 'is this about wei wuxian' very gently and Lan Wangji is like 'mn' because it has never once Not been about wei wuxian. and then he says something that is Kind Of Weird, But Still Not A Sin like 'he fell asleep when we were studying and i watched his ribcage moving up and down for thirty eight minutes until he choked on nothing and woke himself up; am i evil' and once again lan xichen will kind of not-sigh in a way that makes it very obvious that in all other ways except physical he Is, Indeed, Sighing and has to reassure the most rigidly distraught younger brother in the history of mankind that what he is suffering from is in fact a malady known colloquially as a crush
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Problematic Faves Cliffs Notes: Harvey Dent/Two-Face
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Batman (1980) #329
Summary: Once a crusading district attorney that worked alongside Batman and Jim Gordon to fight crime – now the duality-obsessed super criminal known as Two-Face.
Harvey Dent also serves as a dark reflection of Batman's own struggles living a dual life with conflicting identities.
Main Goal: To enact his own justice whilst committing crimes.
Fears: Uncertainty, himself in general [the things he's capable of, specifically], losing control, his loved ones dying, his darker half discovering Bruce's secret identity [Detective Comics (2016) #1021], Renee Montoya's rejection [Batman: No Man's Land, novel], and the Joker [Joker (2008), only].
Mindset: Sees himself bound by fate and its will. As a result of Harvey's black-and-white worldviews, he considers his two-headed (scarred on one side) silver dollar a truly objective instrument of justice due to it only yielding two simple, 50/50 outcomes at the end of every coin toss.
"Some people go to the beach to forget their problems. They can watch the waves for hours. I understand the fascination.
There's a pattern – then there is no pattern.
It's the same with the coin. We want it all to mean something – we want to find the pattern – but in the final analysis, it's just waves."
— Harvey Dent, Secret Origins Special (1989) #1
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"He was always interested in the law – some might say obsessed. Man's law gave order to Harvey's world – they delineated the parameters of right and wrong, good and evil. They gave him something to believe in."
— Gilda Dent, Secret Origins Special (1989) #1
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Hugo Strange: Let's go back further, you were a rising star, a beacon of light for this city. A white knight riding in to save it with the Dark Knight not far behind.
Harvey Dent: You can leave him out of this. He is wrong. They all are. No one understands the beauty of fate's hand. I am grateful to Falcone. He gave me a clarity; a purity that few will know. Everything boils down to a simple choice, this way or that way, good... or bad.
Hugo Strange: Do you really believe that?
Harvey Dent: How could I not?
— Batman: Arkham City
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Batman: If you pull the trigger, how are you different from the Roman?
Harvey Dent: That's Jim Gordon talking. You know the system doesn't work. That justice can be decided like the flip of a coin.
— The Long Halloween
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"You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time... but you were wrong! The world is cruel. And the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair."
— Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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"Life's a lottery, Holman. It's chance that decides who lives and who dies. Who gets cancer. Which kid is born with spina bifida. Who gets run over by a truck.
This [the coin] is what decides whether or not I blow your wife's brains out."
— Harvey Dent, Joker's Asylum: Two-Face #1 
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Character Traits:
🌗 Loving • Idealistic • Genuine • Principled • Resolute • Focused • Driven • Workaholic • Passionate • Eloquent • Wrathful • Obssessed • Brooding • Self-loathing • Black-and-white thinking • Dauntless • Fair • Honest (generally) • Man of his word • Learned helplessness (regarding the coin and his choices) • Self-destructive • Unpredictable • Hair-trigger temper • Can be persuaded • Charitable (depends on coin toss) • Takes his pain out on others • Self-enabling • Serious • Harsh • Intimidating • Vengeful • Physically violent • Self-aware • Conflicted • Feels remorse • Tries, but fails to improve as a person • Too Dependent on his coin • Fatalistic • Suicidal • Forgiving • Self-centered, but not selfish 🌗
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Key Facts:
Harvey Dent...
• Had mental health issues long before his disfigurement [Batman Annual (1990 #14, Batman: The Animated Series - Episode 10, and Batman: Arkham City].
• His father physically abused him every day as a child. Christopher Dent used a double-headed coin to make Harvey believe he could "avoid" the beatings if the coin landed on the non-existent "tails" [Batman Annual #14].
• Bruce Wayne was his childhood friend [Rebirth universe & Batman: Nightwalker].
• Harvey "Legal Eagle" Dent was the top of his class [Secret Origins Special (1989) #1].
• Paid for his father's nice apartment [Batman: Two-Face (1995) - Crime & Punishment].
• Half of Harvey wanted to love his father, while the other half wished him dead. Despite everything, he tried to make peace with Christopher prior to the acid attack [Batman Annual #14].
• Never stopped loving/thinking about Gilda Dent when she disappeared from his life following the events of the Long Halloween [Batman (2006) #653 & Batman (2011) #712].
What's more, Harvey continued loving Gilda so much that he wound up murdering her second husband's killer in a pre-Long-Halloween continuity [Batman (1980) #329] because the man's death left Gilda grieving.
• Fun fact: The Power of Love helped him resist Poison Ivy's pheromones in the Dark Victory #11!
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Begone, thot!
• Blamed Batman for what happened to him with Salvatore Maroni Carmine Falcone and the acid attack that scarred his face [Batman: Arkham Knight].
• Uses his coin to determine whether he should kill or spare his victims. Also, he has been known to perform acts of charity [Detective Comics (1942) #66 & Batman: The Silver Age Newspaper Comics Volume 3 (1969-1972)] sometimes.
• Loves and hates Gotham [Batman and Robin (2013) #23.1].
• Dislikes hypocrites [Batman: Two-Face (1995) - Crime and Punishment & The Spectre (2001) #5].
• Developed strong feelings for Renee Montoya in the Batman: No Man's Land storyline.
• Continued caring about Renee deeply, despite the events of Gotham Central (2003) #10 [Convergence: The Question #1-2].
Received training from Batman [Batman #653] and Deathstroke [Deathstroke (2018) #38].
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• Has tried growing better as a person, but he keeps failing [Batman Annual #14 & Batman and Robin Adventures (1995) #1-2].
• Has re-scarred himself more than once [Batman Annual #14, Batman #653, and Batman: Black and White (1996) #1].
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• For all his faults and crimes – such as nearly beating Dick Grayson to death in Robin: Year One – he has helped people [The Batman Chronicles (1999) #16], defended Jim Gordon from himself as Jim's defense lawyer [Detective Comics (1999) #739], cares about the women in his life, and keeps his word when the coin comes up good.
He is a complex character, period.
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Other Facts:
• Has seen Cocteau's "Beauty and the Beast" [Batman (1986) #397].
• Knows how to sculpt [Detective Comics (1986) #563].
• Owns a "thememobile" like Batman [Batman (1987) #410]!
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• Likes baseball [Batman (1987) #411].
• Likes symmetry [Batman (1989) #442].
Smokes, but also doesn't [Batman (1994) #513].
"My own version of the literary reference mark known as a diesis – more commonly known as a double-dagger! My next pair shall strike to the heart of the matter!" — Harvey Dent, Batman: Two-Face Strikes Twice #1 – the words of a man who certainly reads a lot!
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Batman Annual #14 & Teen Titans Spotlight #13 – A himbo he is not!
• Reads classic books such as "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" [Detective Comics #66] and "A Tale of Two Cities" [Batman: Two-Face Strikes Twice #2].
• Still finds putting criminals behind bars fun [Batman Gotham Adventures (1999) #12].
• Can speak Spanish [The Batman Chronicles #16].
• Doesn't mind hitting women at all. There are so many examples of this; Harvey confirmed it himself [Batman: Streets of Gotham (2009) #7], and beat up Jim Gordon's wife in Batman (1999) #572.
• Made a self-insert comic book in an art therapy program. Yup, he wrote and drew it himself [Detective Comics (2001) #753]!
Called it "The Adventures of Copernicus Dent and His Best Girl and Plucky Assistant R'Nee!" 
• Plays chess with Batman [Gotham Knights (2002) #32].
• Has watched Star Trek [Nightwing (2008) #150].
• Fought and killed a werewolf [The 2008 DC Universe Halloween Special]. Yes, really.
• Was a cult leader [Detective Comics (2020) #1020].
• Rebirth!Harvey is now working as a jailhouse lawyer in Blackgate [Detective Comics (2020) #1024].
• Understands how binary code works, but computer geeks make him sick? [Robin (1994) #11] Yeah.
• Has kids. Twins! [Batman: Two-Faces Strikes Twice]. It looks like they're irrelevant.
• Remembered Renee's birthday and sent her tulips [Detective Comics (2000) #747].
• Has been a judge before [The New Batman Adventures - Episode 24 & Arkham Unhinged (2013) #11].
• Hates odd-numbers [Robin: Year One #2].
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donnasweett · 3 years
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someone give me the cliff notes of every micro-to-macro-aggressively homophobic thing said by a cw actor today. lay it out all bulletpointed like a your fave is problematic post
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rablackauthor · 3 years
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My Fave is Problematic – Wonder Egg Priority
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(Image from https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88759725)
On the Anime Feminist website, they have a regular column called "My Fave is Problematic," where the writers take turns exploring series they like that don't exactly fit the model the site typically recommends.  It seemed fitting, in that light, for me to borrow the title in order to write about Wonder Egg Priority, a series I don't expect to show up on AniFem's Best of 2021 list at the end of the year.
How do I describe Wonder Egg Priority?  That's probably the hardest task I've had with any anime series since Flip Flappers (coincidentally – or not – the series I most often find myself comparing this one to).  Ohto Ai is a fourteen year-old girl who is bullied for having heterochromia (i.e. her eyes are different colors).  Her only friend, Koito, committed suicide, causing her to withdraw from the world almost entirely, but one night when she's out by herself, she's offered the chance to enter a dream world where she fights monsters and protects girls who have committed suicide in parallel worlds.  If she protects enough of them, she's told, Koito will come back to life.  Along the way, she befriends three other girls, Neiru, Rika, and Momoe, who are also fighting to bring back people they've lost to suicide.
That's the Cliff's Notes version, which means it tells you absolutely nothing about the layers of complexity woven into the story.  I should also mention the production glitches this show went through.  The eighth episode wasn't ready in time and had to be postponed a week, which bumped the final episode completely off the schedule. We had to wait three months for another time slot to open up, and perhaps that's where things went the most wrong.  Three months is a long time for people to imagine their ideal grand finale.  The show had left a lot of loose ends – more on that in a moment – and people were waiting breathlessly to see how everything would tie together.  And then the last episode came along, and… it was just a last episode, probably not much different from the way it would have run on its original date.  That's not a bad thing, but it's not what people were expecting, and so for a lot of the audience, it fell flat.
And that wasn't all. As I said, the show left a lot of loose ends.  The finale only resolved a couple of them, and those resolutions weren't well-received. Wonder Egg Priority is a challenging story.  It deals with teenage suicide, after all, and isn't shy about exploring the pressures in a teenager's life that can lead to suicide.  The result is that you don't watch this show by yourself.  The ghosts of your own experience come along for the journey.  And that means we aren't all really watching the same show. Everyone's show is different.
Take one of the series major plotlines, involving Ai's teacher, Sawaki-sensei.  He's an aspiring artist who uses Ai as his model, and he's also connected to Koito's suicide in some way that Ai doesn't understand.  She walked in on Koito clinging to him and crying one day.  When Ai stops going to school, he's the one who comes to check on her, and that leads to him starting a relationship with her mother.  And to top it all off, he's Momoe's uncle, too.  That's a lot to untangle.
In the final episode, we get the answer, and it's an answer that doesn't sit well with a lot of the audience.  Koito did not actually commit suicide, but instead fell to her death accidentally while threatening to accuse Sawaki of molesting her.  If you came to this series with the ghosts of past experiences where men molested girls and got away with it by making the girls look "crazy" or "delusional," it's a huge slap in the face.  It's a slap in the face that knocks you to the ground, where a boot then comes down on your head.  I get that.
But I brought a different set of experiences to the story, a different set of ghosts.  I came with the memory of an old friend, a high school teacher falsely accused of molestation by a student.  My friend is a woman, accused by a boy, but the scenario was the same.  Fortunately for her, the legal system worked and she stayed out of jail, but she's never taught high school again.  I also came with my dad – not literally, as I'll never get him to watch anime (plus he's still alive, so not really a ghost).  I carry the memory of his nearly fifty years as a high school teacher and administrator.  He befriended hundreds of teenage girls over those decades, and never molested a single one. And despite what you might see on Law & Order: SVU, that kind of record is pretty much the norm.  It often feels like this society assumes that any man below a certain age who shows any kind of interest in a young woman is doing so with sexual intent, perhaps predatory intent.  That's no more acceptable than writing off girls as "crazy" or "delusional."  We are all individuals, not stereotypes.
Does Sawaki come off as creepy during the series?  Absolutely. He's supposed to.  We're viewing him through the lens of Ai's anxiety.  But it didn't take me long to suspect he was innocent.  Too many characters were invested in him, in too many different ways.  When Rika suggested that Sawaki was an abuser, it made me believe in him more.  Not because Rika was "crazy" or "delusional," but because having her give voice to what Ai was thinking is a pretty standard misdirection technique in the writer's playbook.  But it's the next-to-last episode, where Ai has to fight off the Sawaki-monster, that confirms it.  Ai says so herself – the monster isn't the real Sawaki, but instead is a manifestation of her doubts and suspicions.  At the time she says this, she already knows what really happened with Koito, even though we in the audience do not.  She knows what she's talking about.
Ai's acceptance of Sawaki is a crucial part of her growth in the story.  She decides to put aside her doubts and suspicions and believe in him, because she wants her mother to be happy.  What would it say to have her do that, only to find out that he's really guilty? What message does that send?
The masterminds behind the egg-world say they are looking for "warriors of Eros" who can confront "Thanatos, the temptation of death."  Those are Freudian terms, and there's been a lot of debate about what they're supposed to mean in this show.  Allow me to take a stab at it.
Every character in Wonder Egg Priority can be defined by what we don't know about them as much as by what we do know.  Sawaki, of course, is a riddle throughout the story.  Momoe has issues with gender identity, prompting speculation that she's transgender or intersex, but we never find out for sure.  And Neiru… well, let's just say that her situation never completely adds up.  Even Koito is an enigma.  You can't just write her off as "bad."  She's a troubled child who acted out on her issues, whatever they were, and it drove someone else to suicide.  But the same is true of Rika, and she's one of our "heroes," so what conclusion are we supposed to draw?  There are riddles no matter where you look.
But isn't that what life is like?  Everyone we know, no matter how intimately, has parts of themselves that are hidden from us.  There are even parts of ourselves that are hidden from us. What do we do about them?
What Wonder Egg Priority seems to be saying, to me at least, is that we have a choice.  We can give in to Thanatos and let our fears guide us.  We don't have to commit suicide or anything else that drastic.  We can just quietly slip away, deciding like Momoe that we've had enough and we'd rather go looking for a more peaceful life. Everyone does that at one time or another.  We all have our limits.  But there's another option – we can be a warrior of Eros, and choose to love.  We can choose to do hard things in order to bring good to others.  We can choose to stand up to our fears and uncertainties and believe in people, even when we don't have complete assurance that they're worthy of our trust.  That's the choice Ai makes.  That's the destination the story was aiming for.  Wonder Egg Priority leaves a lot of plot threads hanging, but it finishes the one that counts.  Ai has reached the end of her story – and the beginning of her next one.
Yes, my fave is problematic, but it is still my fave.  It won't be everyone's, and it will challenge fan and foe alike.  But if you're up for it, give it a try.
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Favorite Twilight blogs?
i’m always ready to answer this ask again because i love mentioning everyone i admire hehe. here are my fave blogs, my friends, & why they’re the best. ♡
@bellasredchevy ugh i love kae. do i have the power to appoint a ruler of the renaissance? no. but if i could... it’d be kae bc all her takes are the takes. i think her answers to asks are always either really funny and witty or just really smart. she’s super kind but she’s also a very no bullshit person because she’ll tell it like it is to shitty anons. she also has really cool life experiences that she’ll very casually mention and you’re like i’m sorry what. u worked w... tigers??? why can’t i let that go this is literally not the first time i’ve brought that up lmao. anyways, if kae told me to jump off a cliff (recreationally and recklessly), i’d do it. 
@inthemiddleofmymidnight i think kim is the first friend i made on here. she’s wonderful and insanely funny. maybe i’m just easy to make laugh but every story she tells truly makes me laugh out loud... and i’ll laugh again thinking about it later. she is truly a meme queen. her posts... chef’s kiss. also she will put team edward/team jacob shirts in ur animal crossing able’s sisters if u ask. i love u kimmie im ur biggest fan. also like me, kim would be afraid to dive off the cliff if we were cliff diving but then she’d be the one to PUSH me sdhjfhsj i just love her so much. her friendship literally means so much to me!!
@bellaskhakis nayana is the type to go from trashing edward relentlessly to simping for edward in 2 seconds. in real life she’s probably stressing over school but mentally she is in forks, wa in bella & edward’s lil cottage reading fanfiction. if u need recommendations, she’s got u. she’s a great listener & friend & her humor is like wonderfully chaotic. she’ll cry but then she’ll take that energy and drunk liveblog the twilight movies or buy a bunch of plants. if ur friends w her, she will send u all the funny tiktoks & that is LOVE. nay would think she would want to cliff dive but then need to talk herself into it while everyone else goes first and then realize she was the last person up there and freak out but then dive anyways
@cullen-collective omg kaity is such a great person to talk to. she’s like jacob – she’s an easy person to talk to. she listens but also really makes u feel comfortable & like u’ve been friends forever. kaity don’t read the rest of this paragraph i don’t want u to feel self conscious/overly self aware hehe BUT my fave part of kaity’s blogs as i’ve said to her before is like the literal stream of consciousness happening in her tags. why do i feel like kaity would run and JUMP. would she do a cannonball??? i would like to see it
@teamjacobthot my love for dij... unconditional. irrevocable. dee is just like COOL. why did i feel so lame saying that. she just has the best energy and i know i keep calling everyone funny but really dee is FUNNY. like kaity, she’s also the kind of person that i feel like you just automatically get along with & feel comfortable around. obviously we’re all here for fun but i feel like dee’s blog really embodies that fun like no other because either in her posts or notes or answers to asks... it’s the most chaotic unexpected topics that will truly kill u. im thinking of that freaking diarrhea ask she got that she just reblogged again... cursed. but i love her. look i’m not saying she WOULD bc i’m sure it’s probably much scarier once ur actually up there but i feel like dee would also be the instigator with cliff diving and do some kind of trick like a flip idk if she really would but MAYBE
@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen emma is the ultimate sweetie. always down to talk abt cute dogs or painting or disney channel movies or how jacob is superior to all. she’s just precious and kind but ready to THROW DOWN for u in one second. i literally have been laughing at the same joke for like two weeks but when i said two hurricanes looked like they were coming towards houston she said “good thing i have two fists” shdusdjdkd. emma is the type of friend who would remind u that if u really don't want to jump off the cliff, don’t feel peer pressured bc u don’t have to. but then if u built up the courage, she’d be the one to hold ur hand and jump with u. ok i’m retiring the cliff diving thing i’m sorry i really RAN with that.
@kaquiche man i love taryn. i feel like taryn’s meme usage is always perfect & also she would definitely save ur life. she does ARCHERY ok she would protect us all in the event of a zombie apocalypse. i’m literally fighting the urge to say FUNNY again but it’s not my fault if everyone makes me LAUGH here. taryn’s one of the first people i remember seeing interact w my posts 🥺 she been supporting me since DAY ONE baby. i just love her. she’ll hype u up. she’ll always make u CRY with her twilight video edits. seriously if u want that emo twilight content to make u FEEL SOMETHING... this is who to follow.
@bellas-dumptruck-ass i love elaine and she’s going to laugh at me again but i really think elaine is so smart!!! like a genius... my brain could not process the info that she’s literally studying like it’s no big deal. elaine is so sweet ugh i keep saying that but everyone is just really super kindhearted here ok!! her username KILLS me. like i think this is truly peak comedy. her brand... it’s everything to me. classic memes & great tags.
@phil-dwyer-stan-account addison is SO SO nice and understanding and sensitive. if nayana is in bella & edward’s cottage reading, addison is in there baking bread and cookies and brownies. she’s beautiful and sweet and silly and has the disney channel TEA you didn’t know you needed. she’s another person that will instantly befriend you. she’ll go out of her way to really let you know that she admires you & is excited to be ur friend. the actual definition of a sweetheart. is she the real life esme?? she might be
@volturialice g... i’m lowkey her biggest fan. name a post that didn’t go off...i’ll wait. like literally all of her memes will make u laugh. u know what?? g IS the twilight renaissance. her latest midnight sun posts have especially been making me die and if you’re new here, she’s probably like one of the first blogs u have to follow. every time i see her username in my notifications... my heart is FAT 💗 also she writes fanfics so if ur looking for twilight fanfiction, she has a bunch & also a rec!!
@leahclearwaterdefensesquad kate is so kind & one of my go to people for tag games, but kate is ALWAYS providing the leah content that we NEED. also the lesbian twilight ship moodboards and PLAYLISTS. i also really appreciate how kate & @vampireguarddogs are always some of the first blogs i see that boost a lot of important talking points related to the series on racism. bc if you’re going to be in this fandom, there’s a lot you need to make sure you’re educated on since this series is problematic. like we’re all here to be nostalgic and have fun but we can’t do that whilst ignoring relevant conversations. dee & kae also always have great takes in these discussions too!
@edytheelizabethcullen ok i’m going to try & wrap this up bc i’ve been going on forever and there’s a lot of blogs i really love & admire, but i’ll finish by saying that alex is an actual angel and so intelligent and charming and u will have great conversations about the series with her!!
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almaasi · 6 years
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reaction post typed while watching SPN 14x05 “Nightmare Logic”
oh, what a perfectly soft and emotional Destiel-parallelly piece of Meredith Glynn artwork. so precious, so loved~
03:47pm
things i know about this: meredith glynn wrote it
LET’S WATCH
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03:50
noooo maggie don’t do things like this alooooone
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i like the music as she enters... kinda weird and sparkly and awkward
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03:53
sammy...... you know what you need
someone to do the night shift
if only...... you had.............. someone else........................
*looks pointedly at dean*
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03:55
where does sam get the financial resources for shit like body cams
we never see them running credit card scams any more so........ ???????
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03:57
i love these cable things by the roads
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so aesthetic
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03:58
even more spooky pretty music as dean and sam enter the tomb
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03:59
dean and sam lie so effortlessly and so in sync
i always enjoy seeing them do this, ever since dean told a firefighter he needed to go back into his apartment because he has a yorkie who pees when he’s nervous
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04:01
aw man i thought the “colleagues” would be cas and jack
bobby and mary’s cool too
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04:02
bobby’s wearing a cap like michael’s
and mary’s wearing a coat like cas’
..does this mean this story’s gonna be about dean’s war between those two things, like the two worlds he knows
bobby’s parenting vs. mary’s parenting
michael’s need for him as a vessel vs. cas’ love for him as a bestest buddy bro friend
not sure how bobby = micheal / mary = cas but i’m sure there’ll be some kind of explanation later
OR maybe they’re just costumes and they mean nothing
but......is that ever true? trenchcoats are automatically a cas thing now. and that cap is so iconic as michael now???
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04:09
i relate to this lady in the suit who has had Too Much Of Everything
i enjoy seeing people know their limits and expressing them to others rather than continuing past breaking point
sam’s doing great but also....... no
take a page from this lady’s book, sammy
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04:11
mary’s walking with sam
and i just wanna take a minute to appreciate how EASY meredith glynn’s episodes are to watch
her scripts flow so gently and everything makes logical sense
and her characters are coherent
there’s just this nice touch of emotional human realism cloaking all the supernatural weirdness and i so, so appreciate that
like.. for me personally, there’s not a single writer on the current team whose writing comes close to glynn’s
i want her to write more episodes with cas though, i know she’d write him just right
i honestly feel like i’m being hugged by someone as i watch this
so soft around my heart
is good
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04:16
sam: “you [and bobby have] gotten pretty close lately”
mary: “i thought so too”
OH WAIT I GET IT
I GET THE COAT AND THE HAT NOW
IT’S A DESTIEL THING
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT
IT’S SO BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS HOLY FUCKING FUCKDISAFKDSHGF
even the casual viewers will probably have noticed this one. i know it took me a second but as soon as this discussion happened it clicked
 this is probably the most obvious parallel they’ve ever done i think
i didn’t see it before because i didn’t EXPECT it, you know?? ugh this is so validating
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04:22
now every word mary says, i’m just envisioning how it applies to cas’ perspective too
“he’s been hunting all the time, he won’t take a break even for a second. there’s something on his mind”
yeah, that mICHEAL HAT, quite literally sitting over his head like a dark halo
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04:26
the music in this episode is just so pleasing to my ears
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04:31
things i appreciate:
normal people being all “wtf you hunt monsters” and just being present while dean and sam talk about their shit
sam’s reference to “hunteri heroici” (my all-time fave episode besides “scoobynatural” jdgd that was five years ago what the hell)
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04:35
me: takes screenshot of this very pretty, very anxious lady because i want my hair to do what her hair does
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04:36
oop we just found the dean mirror and now we get to hear someone talk about the things he feels and offer advice that ultimately helps himself
god i love this
AND THE FACT I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS PARALLEL AND WHY IT’S HAPPENING
AGAIN SOLIDIFIES THE DEAN/CAS THING WITH BOBBY/MARY
because what mary said about bobby = what cas thinks about dean = what’s true about dean = this lady being overworked = dean not taking time off from hunting
(although it does seem to specifically apply to sam as well ?)
and sam mentioned earlier about how the dad he knew and the dad mary knew were different people, plus the earlier mentions this season about john’s problematic parenting (i forget when)
yeah that really makes a point of saying john abused his kids, for sure
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lady: “he was gone all the time, working for us, he said”
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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lady: “i worshipped him when i was a kid. didn’t know any better”
oh deanie
please take notes
please know it’s okay to be angry at john and not continue to love him in a way that excuses his behaviours, even 14 years after he died
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wait wait wait
dean tells her to let it go, it’s the past, there’s nothing you can do about it now so it’s just baggage
WAIT
THAT MEANS
THAT MEANS HE LET THAT SHIT GO ALREADY???????
WHOA
OKAY COOL. COOL COOL COOL I’M PROUD OF YOU
now go be gay with cas
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“i try. every single day.”
hell yeah dean winchester giving good mental health advice to people and also millions of depressed people with various traumas watching this
ngl this legit just helped me a tiny bit with my issues with my own dad
urhgutguugb meredith glynn you are the good we need in this world
..............suddenly getting real emotional because goddamn i wanna meet her someday ;~; i wanna meet 1. misha and 2. meredith glynn, maaaaybe 3. jensen idk
mEREDITH GLYNN IS MY KINDRED SPIRIT
and DEAN WINCHESTER HELPS ME BE A MORE SELF-ACCEPTING PERSON
yay
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04:49
no but like.......... everyone seemed to enjoy last week’s episode, i only saw people posting good reviews. and i felt bad not not enjoying it, even though all the things people pointed out should’ve been right up my alley, something about the overall thing just fell flat for me
but this one
this one speaks to my heart
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04:53
maggie: “i didn’t mean to get caught--”
sam: “no no no, stop that. you did nothing wrong. okay?”
sam being a better dad to maggie than john ever was to anyone
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04:57
OH NO BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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05:01
dean: “you’re giving him transfusions?”
nurse: “keeps up his iron”
suddenly i don’t trust the nurse
trying to take over the property maybe? a la scooby-doo, it’s always about real estate
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05:02
dean: “sasha, could you go....... make me a ....sandwich ?”
DEAN NO
(i type, in pain, as i laugh)
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/rewatches that interaction because it was actually really sweet the way dean mouthed “go” to sasha and she understood
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05:05
i’ve wanted a djinn story for SO LONG
(even wrote one myself - Prince of the Ether Realms)
trust glynn to be the one to re-weave the exact threads of this 14-year saga that also interest me specifically
also kudos for the fact she’s so obviously knowledgeable about the ENTIRE HISTORY of the show, as opposed to certain other writers who seem to contradict previous facts and re-reference things that were used differently before to make an important point, thereby nullifying the first point when used a second time
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05:11
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hunter with the shaved head 10/10 style
headcanoning them as non-binary and into girls because of reasons
also there was a slight continuity error, this hunter hugs maggie twice in the two consecutive shots
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05:15
bobby: “it ends the same” [with bobby dead, i guess?]
mary: “no. you are not allowed to give up on me”
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seeing this as dean and cas again
yeah i saw someone mention how at the end of last episode, dean suggesting they drive off a cliff and sam being like NOPE kind of reflected the wrongness of the they-all-die-at-the-end for the finale of SPN
and i think this brings it back to that again
i agree that the best ending is the one where they live to fight another day, not go out guns a-blazing
and this is cas telling dean he’s not allowed to give up and die because he wants to live side-by-side for as long as they can
i just really really want cas to say that to dean in a soft emotional scene like this. we don’t really get those unless they’re parallels??? and i wANT MORE DEAN AND CAS TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS DAMMIT
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05:20
DEAN AND CAS PARALLELS um i mean BOBBY AND MARY GOING OFF TO HANG OUT ALONE IN A CABIN OF LOVE AND HEALING
GDI LET DEAN AND CAS DO THAT TOO
but also awwww i actually kinda like the mary/bobby thing? because at the core, they ARE dean and sam’s parents, really
family don’t end with blood etc
bobby was the dad john never was
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05:23
sam: USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM
this is so satisfying
next up: hula hoops of salt and iron knuckle-dusters
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05:25
i love love love that dean can have a healthy mental approach to this shit, finally
i’m so fucking proud of him you don’t even know
i just......... i really wanna see him not only return to baseline mental goodness, but then overcome that and become greater at his zen thing, and then AT LAST be ready to accept cas’ love for what it is: romantic and everlasting and epic, and not have to interpret it into something else or ignore it to protect himself
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05:28
that light over dean’s shoulder is the angel on his shoulder
but is it michael or cas?
i’m going with cas, given that michael is a dark-hat-halo
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05:30pm
it’s over
that was amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing ;u;
bless meredith glynn for existing and bringing us such beautiful stories
BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GARDENER
WHY WAS HE THERE besides to ~add some colour~??? and i guess a red herring for viewers, so we have someone to suspect?
(idk. i never suspected him, because he was black and meredith glynn is better than that - unless she was trying to trick racist viewers?? (i know there's a lot of them, i saw the super-toxic comment section on instagram when jared, jensen and misha posted a “vote beto” thing the other day. and there was a poll mentioned at comic con once, half the american spn fanbase are republicans??? guess they really love guns and fascism))
i don’t really have anything to add here, i said it all as i went along
that dean/cas parallel....... oh boy
just please please please pleASE can we have Actual Destiel and not just parallels and hints. like. they barely talk???????? HOW IS THIS A SHOW WHERE TWO OF THE MAIN LEADS ARE CONSTANTLY FRAMED TO BE IN LOVE, WE’RE TOLD THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS, BUT WE ALMOST NEVER EVEN SEE THEM TOGETHER ANY MORE
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
anyway the costuming was just so very UNSUBTLE and obvious and i think a lot of people would’ve caught that parallel even if they weren’t looking for it
music was good, directing was good, sasha’s hair was good, nobody we know actually died, that was good too
10/10
ten thumbs up
yeee
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spacejasontodd · 7 years
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Your Problematic Fave Is: Jay, v.4.5
* DIDN’T WAIT FOR ME TO WRITE PART 4 FOR THEM BEFORE WRITING PART 5 FOR ME * thinks it’s because I can’t find enough facts on them * which is a lie, I just never use my computer * our friendship is like 17% call-out posts and neither of us mind * they’re my bro * casually calls me babe (i luv it) * uses so much caps, but can you really blame them * actually liked my Valentine card for them (GOOD) * is screaming internally about Dick Grayson’s name 24/7 * SAID I’M THE JASON TO THEIR DICK HOW NICE THIS IS * of course I’m gay for your writing, it’s damn great * very smart and even more hard-working * never stops surprising me * wants Hunk to become the next Black Paladin (i don’t blame you tbh) * still somehow puts up with my language sheningans * would push Shiro off a cliff, knowing well it’d hurt my feelings * still such a good friend * bro * bro, do you have a band-aid? * because I scratched my knee after I fell for you bro * worth at least 7 potato * and a goat * maybe two goat * (probably more let’s face it) * hates Barry Allen for no reason * listen,,,, CW’s Barry is nothing like in comic books I can assure you,,,, ,, * and he only fucked up the timeline ONCE * would die for Lance * ONCE I WOKE UP FROM A NAP TO 67 MESSAGES FROM THEM, I HAVE SCREENSHOTS * complained that episode one of VLD season 2 contains so much Shiro and Keith and no Lance with Hunk, knowing full well the next episode was only about them * skipped 2/3 of episode one because of that reason * (i don’t always understand them) * “LOOK, HIS NAME IS FUCKING STUPID” - Jay on February 21th at 5:17pm their time, yet again about Dick Grayson’s name * is fake bcus they don’t always check out the things I send them, then send me the same stuff and WON’T BELIEVE I SHARED IT FIRST UNLESS I SHOW SCREENSHOTS * got really surprised that I kept on checking how many notes their work got * Jay darling, I’m making sure you’re getting the recognition you deserve * i have a feeling their homework has no end * still doesn’t want to come to Poland * (you ass you make Boo Boo sad) * KEEPS RECEIPTS OF SOME OF THE THINGS I SAID * never ever reads the questions they ask on ask memes, just go with random numbers * which led to an accident of me having to respond to a question about kinks * it didn’t go well * very huggable * would probably take my phone away to make me sleep * jokes on them, my anxiety never fails to keep me up at night * still doesn’t know what pączkis are and Fat Thursday is on this week * I’d fly across the world to wrap them in a blanket and keep safe from everything and everyone * deserve all the good things the universe has to offer * IS ON THE SPACE MALL EPISODE FINALLY
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happyk44 · 7 years
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Your Fave Is Problematic, Part Five: Ollie
@spacejasontodd, can’t stop, won’t stop, suck it, my guy.
LIVES IN THE FUTURE
yells at me in spanish, knowing full well i aint got a fucking clue what they’re saying
thinks i ship shance (no??? i think shiro is aro ace??? we’ve discussed this??? the fanart is just cute)
said i was so full of hate just bc i said “get rekt” to a gifset of keith getting beat up
our friendship is only like two months old and we’re already at that bromance stage, the fuck ollie???
Wooed me so well, i was fucking swooning so hard over their v-day card, gawd, ollie, u won me over, i am so in luv
gay for my writing
defs gay for me (:P :P :P :P :P)
probably the sarah to my max
most likely, the jason to my dick
shit wait
the jason todd to my richard grayson (dick you fucking asshole, get a normal nickname)
stopped in the middle of their shower to tell me a sad drawing idea
asked me if they should study or draw and then freaked out because they had other homework they forgot about BC THEY DO NOT KEEP TRACK OF THEIR HOMEWORK
claimed the other homework had killed them, asked me to come to their funeral and got mad when i said “nah. too far”
ask me to hand them a gun and so i said “nah, too far” again bc ollie, u live in fucking poland, stop asking me to do things that require me to go there
keeps trying to get me to poland
sent me some cool fanart of shiro w/ voltron’s wings and then got mad when i said that someone should cut them off
thinks i’m satan (um, clearly i am an angel, babe)
and where’s my part four at, bro?? (evidence that i am perfect bc you cannot come up with problematics for me :P)
wants to cosplay jason todd (their love knows no bounds, its horrifying)
listens to comic book music in their free time
probably sad because i’d push shiro off a cliff if i could
probably hates that i prioritize homework over writing
KEEPING TRACK ON HOW MANY NOTES MY FICLET IS GETTING, OLLIE, WHY???
me: “ sweetie, ur too good to be slaughtered and turned into glue~~”
ollie: “*soft gasp* That's the nicest thing anyone has ever told me”
OUR CONVERSATIONS ARE 75% ALL CAPS
LIKES BARRY ALLEN, THE FUCK??????
HE’S A DICK
HE’S THE WORST
HE KEEPS CHANGING THE GODDAMN TIMELINE BECAUSE HE’S AN ASSHOLE, OLLIE, WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM???? HE’S NOT PURE, HE’S EVIL.
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