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As shen jiu stans, we must never try to justify his actions on his behalf because master shen will find it very offensive that we think he needs to justify his actions.
#i saw some.... discussions and i just wanna say#we gotta our problematic babes as they are. sweetheart#it's gonna sound so bad but if they weren't problematic...i probably wouldn't even notice them that much...#shen jiu#svsss#saya rambles.
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my little sweetheart
#my least problematic child#never does anything wrong#always a sweetheart always a good eater always down to explore#seraph#corn snake#snake#reptiblr#pet snake#reptile
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this was a tag on an ao3 fic?? you know, on ao3??? not on tumblr? but ao3
hun
honey
babe
what do you mean
hun they can't add tags on ao3 what do you meann
#was it just to explicitly and firmly let us know you don't like the Problematic Ship??#because sweetheart I guessed that when the fic was not given that ship tag???
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#I know what this song is about (now) but me at 15 had this down as toxic yuri breakup perfection#also: i made my dad ask the guy at HMV if i could have the album promotional poster that was hung at the till and HE GAVE IT TO ME!!!!#what a sweetheart (the employee and my dad tbh)#it lived on my bedroom wall for years#toxic yuri#Dangerous and Moving#t.A.T.u.#my problematic fav#music#ask me about my toxic yuri playlist :)
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as a veteran of the su fandom & "su critical" every time i see earthspark discourse it takes five years off my life
#esp if its trying to say its terrible/problematic for having a redeemed megs... babygirl. honey. sweetheart. other pet name. mtmte exists#people when the 'everyone deserves a chance to change for the better' show has someone who took his chance to change for the better: 😡😡😡#mine#earthspark#transformers
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May I ask who is Connor Franta? I know google is free but how would you introduce him
he's one of the og american youtubers who pioneered the art of weekly youtube videos as we (mostly) know it today. he started in 2010 and got very popular in 2012 when youtuber was kind of starting to become a "career." he became friends with a bunch of other super popular youtubers like tyler oakley and jenna marbles in america, troye sivan in australia, and the british crew with dan and phil and co. since then he's published books and started his own coffee/clothing brand and does a lot of photography etc. pretty well rounded person
he came out in 2014 after troye did in 2013 and there were rumors of them dating at the time that neither of them really addressed at all and there's been speculation that lost boy and the good side (troye songs) were written about connor/their relationship
#he's just a sweetheart i've always liked him his videos were always a good time and he's never rly done anything 'problematic'#his siblings would feature on his channel sometimes and i havent kept up with him since i stopped watching a lot of youtube#but he's a good guy. very charming very funny very kind#anonymous#answered
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People ask me if Bitterbat gets better or stops being unhinged towards Sweetheart and I say "Yeah" but who am I kidding-he really just tailors his behavior so at least he's unhinged in private.
Sweetheart loves him being feral but they get weird looks in public.
Bitterbat and Sweetheart's whole thing is just "what if they both were grotesquely down bad for each other" but they are also self aware and know their level of affection frightens others so they have to behave when out together and act like they are a normal couple
Red Beans and Blackberries get to be somewhat normal
Licorice is what is going to eventually land me on a call out post in the future.
It is a treat for me. They both get to be concerning together.
#they are inspired by one of the most problematic ships I have#and one of my most troublesome types of fictional men#i'm done lying to myself-that magical girl and monster man are both insane#sweetheart#bitterbat#licorice#glitter and guilt#rocky rambles
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biological need to provide safety and stability to girl vs Religious need for her to desperately claw into your skin while she begs you not to leave
#girls whos teeth get sharper when theyre scared. girls who cry and snot all over you while they have you pinned so hard its leaving marks#so on so forth. bring those abandonment issues right here sweetheart i can fix u . not all the way tho#problematic on main pwednesday#compilation
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sometimes when i'm talking to my girlfriend and telling her about how i function in life, i can watch in real time as the "i can fix her" circuit goes off in her brain. i can see the scheming in her eyes. it's so funny and so sweet
#like yes good luck sweetheart#we both know how stubborn i am and yet you are determined anyway <3#hopaness romtic#tree barks#she's not doing anything problematic i'm just a scorpio. i know she's correct and her way is better#but i wanna see how she tries to trick me into doing things her way. it will be more fun :3c#i believe in her
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im so sick of roommate A slandering my cat
#we're isolating my cat and roomie R's new cat#new cat is unbelievably cuddly and sweet and wants pets literally 24/7. R couldnt sleep bc she kept asking for cuddles#A hates my cat bc she's strictly a dog person and doesnt understand how most cats have boundaries. will NOT respect boundaries.#at the shelter A kinda embarrassed us bc she sayinf shit like Oh is this cat gonna bite or scratch me? our cat at home isnt great w animals#which is a lie ...#and just now my cat hissed at the door separating her from the new cat who's a sweetheart#and A just said 'jiji why are u being so mean'#i told her 'its a natural reaction for cats when being introduced' (also its literally day 2 of new cat being home)#and she says 'i knowwww but the new cat is so unproblematic.. jiji doesnt have to do that'#first of all. whatever. i know she thinks my cat is problematic bc she bites when her boundaries are crossed. like a normal cat.#secondly. she continually demonstrates that she actually doesnt know. she doesnt retain anything we tell her abt cat behavior or body lang#her own dog doesnt even like her. shes just terrible w animals and the new cat is the first one that doesnt run away from her.#our old roomie E told me she hates when A compares my cat to E's cats who don't bite or swat as much#personal
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idk man there's so many things they could've done. so much more interesting things to happen. like of course I'm not saying seongbin can't be mentally ill, just that making him the killer simply because of that is not. great. or creative.
#this couldve been great i remember for a split second in the beginning i thought hyesong might be a little freak and i was SO EXCITED#of course her being a sweetheart is just as good i love her a lot#but the thing is it was unexpected! it was challenging me the reader to ty to figure out wtf was going on there!!#throwing all of that away for just seongbin is... so underwhelming#even if you ignore the massive problematic aspects of it#its just.... kinda boring#chasing tails
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It also sort of reads in a certain way when people make Marcia the small one when she isn't.
It absolutely does (when paired with other factors) and I do NOT like the implications of it!!!
#why are we shrinking the people we write as bottoms/subs hmmmmm explain it to me in a way that doesn’t feel problematic#tall people can be bottoms#also stop associating innocence and sweetness with short and intimidating and harsh with tall!#I’m short and I’m an evil bitch#and my best friend is tall and she’s a sweetheart!#so in conclusion let Marcia be tall thank u my time is up any questions from the audience?
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I miss the happy child I was in 2020
#myself#she was such a sweetheart#so heavily impacted by the internet#but there was not nearly as much hate in her as there is now#I miss being happy for whoever won a race. I miss celebrating everybody's achivements#but some fans are just so insufferable and have made liking certain people so hard#and some riders are just such annoying problematic assholes like jeeee?
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I would not be me if I did not simp for older men that I identify as either problematic and hot or are utter sweethearts that make me think of my boyfriend because of their kind nature and adorable dorkiness.
#glitchrambles.txt#This is about pokemon men btw#I'm very much going through a dreadful pokemon phase where I need to marry several of the men from there#And raise cute little animals that battle each other for playtime#This appeals hard to my need to care for little creatures and swoon over problematic bastards and total dorky sweethearts
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habits they get from dating you
summary: wind breaker's characters habits when dating you.
warnings: gn!reader, fluff, sakura, suo, umemiya, kaji togame x reader (separate), nicknames
notes: IM FINALLY BACK !!! my suo fic is still ongoing so take this little headcanon drabble :)
sakura
always looking out for you in crowds, making sure that you're okay and not encountering any problematic people
during festivals, your favorite time of the year, makochi becomes incredibly crowded. all the stores are open to sell their items, making sure to catch the attention of people coming from out of town and from in the town. whenever you join the festival, sakura makes sure to come with you, holding your hand tightly to make sure you don't get lost.
he's always afraid someone is going to make a ruckus during these festivals, as this is sometimes the best time of the year for gangs to roam the city and cause trouble. if you are to get lost, sakura will panic, looking left and right to find where you are (he'd always find you in one of the game stalls, trying your best to win an item).
this goes the same to situations even without a festival. crowded malls, food courts, parks, etc. sakura will look out for you no matter what.
allowing you to take food from his plate and eats slower to match your pace
sakura is known to be a big food lover (he especially loves the omelette rice kotoha makes). however, when he started dating you, sakura always allows you to take a few bites out of his plate even if you have your own food right in front of you.
another thing is, usually sakura will always finish his meals in three minutes max. however, when you go out with him, sakura will always slow down to make sure you don't rush eating. he doesn't want you to choke on your food, knowing that if he finishes his meal before you, you will most definitely rush and inevitably choke.
suo
calling you different nicknames, such as 'darling' 'sweetheart' 'baby' 'love'
suo is a gentleman, we all know that. adding on to that, he loves calling you nicknames. it doesn't matter if you're out in public or in the privacy of your own home, suo will call you endearing nicknames.
"darling, the cups you use aren't in that drawer, it's on the other one."
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"baby do you want to eat something? i'll go buy them for you and you can wait for me here."
it's honestly really cute the way he says it in his soft-spoken tone.
leaving you small notes when he leaves for school
since you two go to different schools, suo has made it his mission to write little notes for you when you wake up. different schools mean different schedule, so there are moments when you wake up with suo still next to you asleep or an empty bed.
his notes will always consist of little reminders such as 'don't forget to eat your breakfast ^_^' or 'have a great day at school, my love. i'll see you when i finish school'
umemiya
naming the prettiest plant he has after you
it might seem silly, but to umemiya, naming a plant after you is the number one (well, two) best thing in the world. since he cares so much about his plants and you, he decided why not name a plant after you?
it doesn't even have to be a pretty flower or anything. he'd name a chili pepper after you. he'd bring it over to you one day and go "look! this is y/n the chili pepper!" with a big smile on his face. of course, you can't help but smile seeing him all happy.
makes sure to keep you safe under any circumstances
knowing that umemiya has a lot of enemies, his number one priority is to protect you. he is the strongest in furin, that's a given, but if he has to come out in the front lines to fight alongside the other students of furin, he will send someone to protect you, someone who he trusts will do their job correctly.
it can be kotoha, tsubakino, or even sakura. as long as there is someone there to protect you, umemiya will feel more relieved when he's in the front lines.
kaji
lending his headphones to you
kaji treasures his headphones as if it's his son. he doesn't really like the idea of someone else using his headphones, however, the first time you ask to borrow his headphones, he lent it to you almost immediately.
even his vice captains stare in shock at the action unfolding in front of their eyes.
"what the fuck just happened?"
"did kaji just..?"
kaji scowls at them both as you happily busy yourself with connecting the headphones to your phone.
bringing extra lollipops with him to share with you
kaji has always bring a lot of lollipops in his pockets/bags in case he finishes his lollipop (more like biting it out of anger). he starts bringing extra just in case you want some.
"kaji do you-"
he hands you a lollipop before letting you finish your sentence.
"thank you, ren." you give him a smile.
togame
lending you his sunglasses
the infamous yellow sunglasses togame wears can suddenly be seen worn on you. the other shishitoren members can't comment on that though. he loves seeing you use his sunglasses because it makes him feel all fuzzy inside.
it's like basically screaming "i'm togame's partner!" to the whole world because who else is allowed to use his stuff like that?
"you look really good with my sunglasses, sweetheart."
"you say that all the time, jo."
"i know."
saying "i love you" almost every single time
he loves showing his affection for you. he'll quite literally say "i love you" during random moments.
that includes: finishing a meeting from shishitoren, waking up next to you, on a date, showering together, and many more.
he thinks it's cute how flustered and shocked you will be when he says it.
"i love you."
"jo we're literally queuing up to order food."
#crys' writing ᡣ𐭩.ᐟ#sakura haruka x reader#sakura haruka x you#sakura haruka fluff#suo hayato#suo hayato x reader#suo hayato x you#suo hayato fluff#umemiya hajime#umemiya hajime x reader#umemiya hajime x you#umemiya hajime fluff#kaji ren#kaji ren x reader#kaji ren x you#kaji ren fluff#togame jo#togame jo x reader#togame jo x you#togame jo fluff#wind breaker#wind breaker x reader#wind breaker x you#wind breaker fluff#wind breaker (satoru nii)
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ੈ✩ just a race habibi (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : f1 grid x fem reader ; lewis hamilton x fem reader
summary : that one race which goes down in history
tw : emotional, fluff, angst
fc: irina shayk
a/n : THIS IS PART2! thank you so much to @amberjazmyn for suggesting this ! lysm 🫶🏻 this ends on a cliff hanger ! and the time span is during the 2020- 2021 grid 🫶🏻
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ynshayk I do have a knack for fast things 💋ྀིྀི 🏎️
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user1 MOUTH DROPPED
user2 BRAIN SHOCKED
user3 STONE ROCKED
user4 MA'AM HARDLAUNCHED !?!?
user5 visuals !?
user6 even I would sacrifice 8 wdc for a girl like that
user7 SHE IS GOING TO BE WITH HIM FOR THE EIGHT !
user8 this season is going to end with Lewis winning the 8th💪🏻
charlesleclerc great, now I am replaced by lewis in your feed
ynshayk you have Carlos 👏🏻👏🏻
user9 I just want max to stop winning
user10 istg, max can win his first wdc next year, let lewis win this year
lewishamilton damn, guess need to speed up my cardio
ynshayk the gym’s on your way 😚🤓
user11 oh god, she has turned Lewis into a freaky being
user12 wasn’t he always one ?
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ynshayk a summer away from vrooms 🌿🍵🍃⛰️
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user1 she knows the emojis right ...?
user2 MA'AM YOUR HUSBAND IS STILL AN ATHELETE
user3 y/n being unfazed about posting drug emojis
user4 she was probably high in weed
user5 or Lewis
user6 or high on weed while on Lewis !?
user7 AYOO 🔫
lewishmailton sweetheart, you surely didn’t mean those emojis ?
ynshayk what? they are green and associate with nature
user8 yn��.😊
user9 y/n 🫡
user10 y/n 🫠
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ynshayk P2 for the history tomorrow 💪🏻
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lewishamilton ❤️
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landonorris I am invited to the party yeah ?
ynshayk nope, you are underage landonorris I am 21! ynshayk sure, you have been drinking since you were 16
user1 MA’AM THE POLICE!?
user2 y/n exposing Lando in comments 💪🏻
user3 YALL, LEWIS WILL BE THE 8 TIME WORLD CHAMPION 💪🏻
user4 let’s go lewisssss
user5 GET IN THERE LEWIS
user6 ITS HAMMERTIME LEWISSS
user7 stocking up my champagne 🍾
user8 DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN
mercedesamgf1 we second you on that 😊
ynshayk LESSSGOOO BONO 💪🏻
user9 sitting in the church the whole day
user10 what if max wins ?
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ynshayk a hard day to accept with tears, but I love you my champ, you were, are and always will be the world champ in my eyes 💫🏅
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user1 I really don’t know how to respond
user2 does it mean she thinks max should not have won?
user3 Lewis was the winner! The bloody car !
user4 it was all because of the flag !
user5 Max won it fair and square !
user6 I just know that y/n would be fuming at FIA
user7 I am so glad that she is retired, she would have slammed into max otherwise
user8 LEWIS WE LOVE YOU
user9 y’all really be hating on max
user10 face it, max is the winner, not your Lewis 🫶🏻
user11 I think it’s problematic for her to post the comment online !
user12 ma’am should have kept her views to herself !
user13 So the red bull principal can say Lewis is 8 time champion but not her own girlfriend?
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f1news BREAKING! Formula One World Champion Max Verstappen was seen fighting with 7-time Formula One World Champion’s Girlfriend, Y/N Shayk.
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