#programmerhumor

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[zemmouriaymen]

Every programmer has that one piece of code… The one that made sense at 3 AM but now looks like ancient hieroglyphics. 🫠

💻 “I knew how it worked… now, only heaven knows.”

🔧 total_hours_wasted_here = 254

Who else has written code like this? Tag your fellow suffering devs. 😂

[sucka99]

[skelleton-bullfrog]

always remember to document errors responsibly and also stay silly :3

[swayaminfotech]

Google: Error 404 - Programming skills not found!

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[abitboldshop]

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[reddstrider]

i ported creep to javascript

const before = Date.now() - 1; if(Date.now() = before && isHere(this.you)){ this.you.lookInEye = !could; } this.you.type = "angel"; if((you.skin)){ cry() } if(world.beauty > 1){ const feather = 0.5; this.you.gravity.scale = feather; } this.wishes.push("special"); this.you.special = 10000; this.creep = true; this.weirdo = true; if(doingHere(this)); if(this.belong == herePostion){ this.belong = [0,0]; } this.cares = this.cares.filter(item => item !== "hurt"); this.wishes.push("control", "perfect body", "perfect soul"); if(getDistance(this.position, you.position) > 1200){ you.notice(this); } this.you.special = 10000; this.wishes.push("special"); this.creep = true; this.weirdo = true; if(doingHere(this)); if(this.belong == herePostion){ this.belong = [0,0]; } let she = this.you; she.runData.position = getObject("door"); for(let i = 0; i < 6; i++){ she.run(); } console.log(this.you.happyTriggers); console.log(this.you.wishes); this.you.special = 10000; this.wishes.push("special"); this.creep = true; this.weirdo = true; if(doingHere(this)); if(this.belong == herePostion){ this.belong = [0,0]; } if(this.belong == herePostion){ this.belong = [0,0]; }

[easysitecoder]

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[kernelbroken]

[mariyajames01]

Just Found a Hilarious Short...

Must Watch: The Developer VS Tester The Eternal But Playful Rivalry By ValueCoders

[joeshorriblepuns]

aw man my followers wrapped around to 0

[datamattsson]

[skelleton-bullfrog]

Why do bisexuals love osdev? Because their preferred system is BI-OS

[swayaminfotech]

Every programmer will relate to this.

[techgeeksapparel]

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