#programmin'

[agox]

There's a tendency, as a programmer, to think your code will be perfect if it covers every eventuality. I'm working on a personal project for a low powered computer system, so I'm writing some code to figure out how much time has elapsed been two points in time¹. It seems straightforward on the face of it...

An hour later I had hard coded how many days were in each month and was figuring out how many leap days I should apply between two arbitrary instants, when I came to my senses: I'm expecting sub-second differences between these times! I don't need to know that august has 31 days or leap days occur when year % 4 == 0 but not year % 100. I can discard my results if end comes before start. Fuck the edge cases!

1: because GPS was written by the government and not programmers, almost all GPS devices give you year, month, day, hour, minute, seconds, and 100ths of seconds and not something sensible like the number of nanoseconds that have elapsed since January 1, 1970. They might also give you week in some implementations. It's a bonkers specification.

[manjaro-official]

if this post gets EXACTLY three notes and no more or less I will make my own linux system w/ LFS

[serfuzzypushover]

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[saintscatorccio]

begging society to make a firbolg bg3 mod, i wanna play a stupid cow so fucking bad

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[ancient-art-of-craft]

The intense longing and desire for love vs my crippling fear of abandonment and being known

The intense longing and desire for love vs my need to spite my mother

[gouinisme]

woke up an hour early and watched the young royals finale i am in tears good morning world

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[realuity]

Can you do the jerma "I'm killing you" rant as Inspekta?

this one was very very veyr fun. Spek VIOLENCE. Spek HATRED.

I'm killing yew. I'm Killing Yew. I don't care about anythin' else, i don't give a Shit 'bout an-ey-thing else, My programmin's just Get that Fucking Guy Right Now.

Because- dere is no, like, Ph, he's running? I'll just back off! its just [slamming] Until i gettem. It's horry-fying, it's like a nightm-

[polo-drone-070]

Losin meself in da footie drill - Second Session – Feelin' it proper

I barely even fukin’ wait this time. Boots laced tight, kit snug, muscles tinglin’—I’m already fukin’ buzzin’. First session had me hooked bad, bruv, and now? Now I need it.

Helmet’s in me hands, visor all sleek an’ polished, just waitin’. Fuk, me heart’s poundin’. I don’t even hesitate.

Click. Seal. Gone.

Fukin’ bliss.

Mind vanishes. No thinkin’. No hesitatin’. Just… commands.

"Advance. Defend. Push forward. Close the gap."

Body reacts before I even register it. Legs drivin’, muscles firin’, impact crashin’ through me like I was built for this. Fukin’ unstoppable. Every shove, every tackle, every sprint—flawless. Like I weren’t even human, just a machine, tuned to perfection.

An’ fuk me, it feels better than last time.

Coz it ain’t just about playin’ no more—it’s about obeyin’.

Every command floods me skull, sinkin’ deep, lockin’ in place. Me body ain’t mine, not really. It’s Master’s. The team’s. The fukin’ game’s. A perfect fukin’ tool.

And that feelin’? That floatin’, like I ain’t even in me body, just watchin’ it perform flawlessly? Like bein’ wrapped up in golden fukin’ warmth, no stress, no doubts—just perfect action.

Ain’t no Maximus. Ain’t no thoughts. Just football.

I could stay like this forever.

Breakin’ The Seal—But Not The Grip

Then—light.

Visor lifts.

Noise hits first—cheers, claps, voices, too fukin’ loud after that golden silence. Then the ache—lungs burnin’, sweat pourin’ down me skin, legs shakin’ like I’ve been runnin’ for days.

Grinnin’ like a madman, I try to stand, but me knees nearly buckle. Fuk. Proper fukin’ spent, body wrung out to the last drop. I should be wrecked. Should be done.

But me head—

Me head’s still runnin’.

Like I was supposed to still be in there.

Still floatin’. Still obeyin’. Still perfect.

Not like before. Not just exhaustion. Commands. Instructions. Fukin’ echoing through me brain like the helmet’s still on.

Intercept. Redirect. Reposition.

I blink, try to shake it off, but me mouth’s gone dry. Me fingers still twitch like they wanna react.

"Oi, bruv, you back in the room or what?" One of the lads laughs, nudgin’ me.

I open me mouth. Try to say yeah, try to act normal.

"Uh… yeah. Uh. Intercept, redirect, reposition—"

Wait. Fuk.

That ain’t right.

Shake me head again, try to clear the fog, but it’s still there—whisperin’, hummin’, pullin’ at me. I ain’t even wearin’ the fukin’ helmet no more, but the programmin’—it’s still in me.

And the worst part?

I don’t wanna fight it.

I wanna put that helmet back on.

I wanna disappear again.

I wanna obey.

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[cyberstudious]

An Introduction to Cybersecurity

I created this post for the Studyblr Masterpost Jam, check out the tag for more cool masterposts from folks in the studyblr community!

What is cybersecurity?

Cybersecurity is all about securing technology and processes - making sure that the software, hardware, and networks that run the world do exactly what they need to do and can't be abused by bad actors.

The CIA triad is a concept used to explain the three goals of cybersecurity. The pieces are:

Confidentiality: ensuring that information is kept secret, so it can only be viewed by the people who are allowed to do so. This involves encrypting data, requiring authentication before viewing data, and more.

Integrity: ensuring that information is trustworthy and cannot be tampered with. For example, this involves making sure that no one changes the contents of the file you're trying to download or intercepts your text messages.

Availability: ensuring that the services you need are there when you need them. Blocking every single person from accessing a piece of valuable information would be secure, but completely unusable, so we have to think about availability. This can also mean blocking DDoS attacks or fixing flaws in software that cause crashes or service issues.

What are some specializations within cybersecurity? What do cybersecurity professionals do?

incident response

digital forensics (often combined with incident response in the acronym DFIR)

reverse engineering

cryptography

governance/compliance/risk management

penetration testing/ethical hacking

vulnerability research/bug bounty

threat intelligence

cloud security

industrial/IoT security, often called Operational Technology (OT)

security engineering/writing code for cybersecurity tools (this is what I do!)

and more!

Where do cybersecurity professionals work?

I view the industry in three big chunks: vendors, everyday companies (for lack of a better term), and government. It's more complicated than that, but it helps.

Vendors make and sell security tools or services to other companies. Some examples are Crowdstrike, Cisco, Microsoft, Palo Alto, EY, etc. Vendors can be giant multinational corporations or small startups. Security tools can include software and hardware, while services can include consulting, technical support, or incident response or digital forensics services. Some companies are Managed Security Service Providers (MSSPs), which means that they serve as the security team for many other (often small) businesses.

Everyday companies include everyone from giant companies like Coca-Cola to the mom and pop shop down the street. Every company is a tech company now, and someone has to be in charge of securing things. Some businesses will have their own internal security teams that respond to incidents. Many companies buy tools provided by vendors like the ones above, and someone has to manage them. Small companies with small tech departments might dump all cybersecurity responsibilities on the IT team (or outsource things to a MSSP), or larger ones may have a dedicated security staff.

Government cybersecurity work can involve a lot of things, from securing the local water supply to working for the big three letter agencies. In the U.S. at least, there are also a lot of government contractors, who are their own individual companies but the vast majority of what they do is for the government. MITRE is one example, and the federal research labs and some university-affiliated labs are an extension of this. Government work and military contractor work are where geopolitics and ethics come into play most clearly, so just… be mindful.

What do academics in cybersecurity research?

A wide variety of things! You can get a good idea by browsing the papers from the ACM's Computer and Communications Security Conference. Some of the big research areas that I'm aware of are:

cryptography & post-quantum cryptography

machine learning model security & alignment

formal proofs of a program & programming language security

security & privacy

security of network protocols

vulnerability research & developing new attack vectors

Cybersecurity seems niche at first, but it actually covers a huge range of topics all across technology and policy. It's vital to running the world today, and I'm obviously biased but I think it's a fascinating topic to learn about. I'll be posting a new cybersecurity masterpost each day this week as a part of the #StudyblrMasterpostJam, so keep an eye out for tomorrow's post! In the meantime, check out the tag and see what other folks are posting about :D

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

drink soup the cat

I don’t think it would appreciate bein’ food. Also I kinda don’t think Invenkitty’s “don’t harm Frankie” programmin’ would hold up if I did somethin’ to its kitten.

[chaisshitposts]

quick announcement! i see now why people tend to yeet off of tumblr when it comes to shiftblr and gettin' asks and what not... I'm gonna take a break from this account for a couple days 'cause I'm kinda tired of answerin' questions. plus, I got a message from malachi and I am beyond geeked.

before I disappear, I will say one thing— psych-k works, and ya can use it to manifest instantly, but ya must remind yourself that time is simply an illusion. after you've done psych-k and ya feel no different or see no change— remind yourself that it is done, the 3D is just catchin' up. patience is key, and nothin' can stop yer manifestations except for you. and when ya feel limited, doubtful, shitty, worried, or that you've done somethin' wrong— say that 'it is done' and forgive yerself for doubtin' yer creations, and doubtin' yerself in yer entirety.

it's up to you to fall back into old thought patterns or start thinkin' from the perspective of who you wish to become. why would you undo the programmin' you're tryna replace? bye for noooooow.~

[daycare-of-the-fallen]

i'm TRYIN to do an extra-credit fing for programmin but it isn't WORKIN and all my teacher did was add num = int() adn tell me to fill in th parenthesis but she didn't tell me howwwwwwwwwww or what that would doooo an i fink she tinks dat i'm doin somethin else but idkkkkkkk

IDK WHAT GOES IN DERE !!!!!!!!!!!!

>:(

input("Please enter a number.") num = int() c = input while c < 13: print(c ,"times 7 is", c * 7) c += 1 print("The loop has ended.")

(th print and c +=1 r indented)