#psychocyde

[slasherkisss]

CAN YOU PLEASE LMK AS SOON AS YOU REOPEN REQUESTS I DIDNT KNOW YOU WROTE FOR DREN FROM SPLICE I LOVE HER AND I LOVE YOU. YOURE NOW #1 COOL PERSON EVER!! 💝💘💞💗💕💓

ANOTHER DREN LOVER HELL YEAH- I look forward to seeing your requests! 

[slaughtergutz]

@psychocyde replied to your post: “Jason is big boi.. but also baby boi...”

JASON DONT SAY BAD WORDS

He already apologized, but just for that,

[irageneveart]

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[peydawgz]

WELCOME!!

--WHO THE FUCK AM I?

howdy, my name is peyton! you may also call me pey pey, pey, pee pee, junky, whatever you want rlly idc. my old tag was psychocyde, so that may be why you're following me and you have no idea who i am! my pronouns are she/her. this used to be primarily horror characters x readers!! so i'm expanded babey!! now i'll basically write for any fandoms i'm in (which are listed below) my messages are always open for a chat! (please i'm lonely)

--MY MEDIA

I CAN SAY NO TO ANY REQUEST!! PLS DONT HARASS ME ABOUT A REQUEST ALSO I'M BUSY SOMETIMES AND IM JUST GETTING BACK INTO WRITING, OKAY?? ILY <3 THANKS

FANFICS/X READER: your basic request-based story, where you give me a scenario and a preferred character of choice! for fanfics and x readers, i will only do 1 (one) character per request, as I will usually go in depth and they tend to be long. Over 3,000 words probably? Also!! please include what pronouns you'd like for the reader!

example:

hello! may i request monkey d. luffy x male!reader where they stop a marine ship where the reader (who is also a pirate captain) is held captive and he "saves" him? thank you!

HEADCANNONS: these are usually sort of short, bulleted paragraph sometimes headcannons with your choice of up to 6 (six) characters! Please include what pronouns for the reader! Otherwise I will assume gender neutral. I'm gonna say probably less than 2,000 words per character?

example:

howdy! may i request leonardo, donatello, michaelangelo, raphael, and casey jones headcannons for a female reader when she is sick? lots of fluff pls!! thank you!! xoxo!

MATCHUPS: matchups are for when you'd prefer something a little more personal! Basically, you'll send a description of yourself and what fandom/group/whatever you'd like the matchup for! These are usually going to be 5ish paragraphs, and you will be matched with 1 (one) character, and sometimes at the bottom i may list some alternatives i would have matched you with! Here is the most important part, however: i will only do matchups occasionally! I will let you know when they're open, and they will be given first come first serve! I'd like for these things to be included in your matchup request: gender, pronouns, sexuality, what gender character you'd like to be matched with, small description of what you look like, your interests, how you are with a partner, what you look for in a partner, and if you'd like nsfw, mention any of those things you like hehe. (if you'd like certain powers/mutations/cat ears or whatever i don't care if it makes you happy, you may add it in your matchup ily and i will include it)

example:

heyo!! may i please request a matchup? i'd like to be matched with one of the avengers, any gender character please! i am a female, she/her, i am very short, i'm 4'10 and very tiny. i have dyed red hair and blue eyes, and lots of freckles and pale skin. I like to wear jewelry, and i also make it! with a partner, I'm very cuddly and I like a lot of physical affection. I like someone who's strong, and doesn't mind that i'm a total mom friend. also, would it be okay to have healing powers for my matchup? thank you!!

NSFW CONTENT: first of all, i wanna mention that this blog is 18+! so there will be some lemons here and there. if you'd like to make your fic/headcannon nsfw, simply just request it with whatever your heart desires! I'm not writing for minors, so don't request it. 18+ please. I will do most anything, except anything including r//pe, p//edo, water sports, anything gross really. what i will do can get extreme, so every nsfw will be "hidden" with a bar so the innocent will not have to see. what i will write for: (i'm mostly listing stuff i don't figure most ppl would write about) monsterfucker things, i can do light consensual bondage, tied up, spanking, choking, leash/collar, daddy kinks, etc. send it in! i don't mind at all.

example:

hiya! may i request a nsfw fic for michael myers x male!reader where michael comes home really horny and covered in blood and he wants to fuck and the reader is totally into it? can you include some choking and knife play also? omg omg thank you sm!

--WHO/WHAT I WRITE FOR

regular show

alright i'll admit this show was the whole reason i wanted to start writing fanfics again so i really really want some requests for it.

who i'll write for:

-benson -skips -mordecai -rigby -muscle man -hi five ghost -pops (NO NSFW) -margaret -eileen - cj -evil pops

encanto

-mirabel madrigal (NO NSFW) - bruno madrigal - julietta madrigal (could be poly with augustin or singular) - luisa madrigal - pepa madrigal (could be poly with felix or singular) - delores madrigal - isabela madrigal - camilio madrigal (NO NSFW)

final space

who i'll write for:

-gary goodspeed -invictus/invictus possessed characters -quinn argon -avacato -lil cato (NO NSFW) -kvn -hue -ash graven (NO NSFW) -fox (NO NSFW) -lord commander -sheryl goodspeed -tribore menendez -quatronostro -john goodpseed

overwatch

who I’ll write for:

- SIGMA YES PLS ASK ME I LOVE HIM

-casssidy

-genji

-hanzo

- lucio

-tracer

-d.v.a

-will add more

monster prom

who i'll write for:

-scott howl -liam de lioncourt -vera oberlin -damien lavey -polly geist -miranda vanderbilt

harry potter

who i'll write for:

-harry potter (NO NSFW) -hermoine granger (NO NSFW) -ron weasley (NO NSFW) -draco malfoy (NO NSFW) -luna lovegood (NO NSFW) -remus lupin -severus snape -fred weasley (NO NSFW) -ginny weasley (NO NSFW) -george weasley (NO NSFW)

star vs the forces of evil

who i'll write for: -star butterfly (NO NSFW) -marco diaz (NO NSFW) -tom lucitor (NO NSFW) -buff frog -ludo -toffee -jenna ordonia (NO NSFW) -jackie lynn thomas ( NO NSFW) -eclipsa butterfly -globgor

teenage mutant ninja turtles

(i will write 2012 (NO NSFW), bayverse (i'll allow nsfw), 2007 (i'll allow), and rottmnt (NO NSFW))

who i'll write for:

-leonardo -donatello -michaelangelo -raphael -casey jones -april o'neil -master splinter -karai -shredder -leatherhead -baxter stockman -usagi -renet -tigerclaw

dream daddy who i'll write for:

-brian harding -mat sella -joseph christiansen -hugo vega -craig cahn

creepypasta

who i'll write for:

- jeff the killer -slenderman -ben drowned -lost silver -jane the killer -eyeless jack -laughing jack -smile dog (human) -ticci toby -masky -hoodie

steven universe who i'll write for: -steven (NO NSFW) -pearl -garnet -amethyst -jasper -lapis -peridot -lars -spinel

eddsworld

who i'll write for:

NO NSFW AT ALL -edd -tom -tord -matt -eduardo -jon -mark

south park

who i'll write for:

NO NSFW -eric cartman -kyle broflovski -stan marsh -kenny mccormick -butters stotch -token black -clyde donovan -tweek tweak -craig tucker

rick and morty

who i'll write for:

-rick sanchez -morty smith (NO NSFW) -summer smith (NO NSFW) -birdperson -jerry smith -beth smith

clone high

who i'll write for:

NO NSFW -abe lincoln -joan of arc -gandhi -jfk -cleopatra -principal scudworth -van gogh

homestuck

who i'll write for:

-im not fucking listing all of these trolls and humans. I'll do ancestors, dancestors, and the betas.

marvel

who i'll write for:

-tony stark -hawkeye -bruce banner -loki -bucky -steve rogers -thor -miles morales -doctor strange -vision -deadpool -wolverine -nightcrawler -scott summers -jean grey -iron fist

gravity falls

who i'll write for:

-dipper pines (NO NSFW) -mabel pines (NO NSFW) -grunkle stan -ford pines -wendy (NO NSFW) -robbie (NO NSFW) -gideon gleeful (NO NSFW) -soos

teen titans

who i'll write for:

NO NSFW -cyborg -beast boy -raven -robin -starfire

horror movies

who i'll write for:

-carrie white -michael myers -jason voorhees -pamela voorhees -pennywise/ all of the IT losers (no nsfw unless they're adults) -leslie vernon -bubba sawyer -nubbins sawyer -chop top sawyer -thomas hewitt -chucky (original and buddi) -tiffany valentine -billy lenz -vincent sinclair -lester sinclair -bo sinclair -stu macher -billy loomis -brahms heelshire -xenomorphs + facehuggers

i am not okay with this

who i'll write:

NO NSFW

-sydney novak -stanley barber -dina -brad lewis

one piece

who i'll write:

(i'm not that far in imma be honest but i'll still write for them)

-monkey d luffy (NO NSFW) -roronora zoro -nami -vinsmoke sanji -usopp -smoker -crocodile -buggy the clown -mr.2 -tashigi -galdino

bnha

who i'll write:

(im only on season 2)

NO NSFW EXCEPT FOR TEACHERS

-ochako uraraka -tsuyu asui -shoto todoroki -toru hagakure -izuku midoriya -tomura shigaraki -katsuki bakugo -shota aizawa -mina ashido -eijiro kirashima -denki kaminari -mt. lady -all might -tenya ida -kurogiri

I ALSO DO ROLEPLAY! PLS DM ME AND I WILL SHARE MY DISCORD WITH YOU! I WILL MAKE US OUR OWN LITTLE SERVER AND EVERYTHING PLS I LOVE RP. I WILL ONLY ACCEPT DESCRIPTIVE RP, OVER 4 LINES PLS! I USUALLY DO 1X1 WITH OCS X CANON CHARACTERS, SO NO SHIPS PLEASE!

if you have any requests for any characters that are not on this list, message me and i can add them/ watch whatever it is! i think this concludes my rules hehe thank you for reading!!! enjoy my blog!

[stumacherstan]

LOOK AT WHAT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DREW FOR ME @psychocyde

ITS ME WITH STU MACHER AND JASPER HALE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY TO RECEIVE THIS

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PEYTON

[spookysnicket]

@psychocyde: Slasher request please? I’m Peyton, 4’9 and narcoleptic, trilingual and Lithuanian, she/her! I’ve got shoulder length dark brown fluffy hair, and blue eyes! I have cuts in my eyebrows, bunches of freckles, and I’m kinda flat n skinny w/ thicc thighs. I like to draw and I love animals! I’m hyper and fun and I love hugs and physical affection in general. I want a serious, goofy relationship, doesn’t have to be sexual (but would gladly except it ;) hehe) and I love to laugh with someone 💕💕💕

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(FINALLY! Here’s the redo! I had to kick my own ass excuse the profanity to write this, but I hope you like it just as much as the first one! As always matchup below the cut)

I match you with Billy Loomis & Stu Macher (Polyface)

💕 It’s coming, I’m sorry, but there’s no way in high hell these two aren’t gonna make short jokes- I can’t change how they are, no one can

💕 Also prepare for: Freddy Krueger jokes. I’m serious, these toddlers are obnoxious. If you doze off around them, you’re going to be rudely awakened with, “Don’t pull us in the dream world with you babe!”, or “One, two, Freddy’s comin’ for you!”- you get the idea. Don’t worry though, eventually Billy gets a little tired of it and stops after the joke gets too old. Stu never will stop though, ever

💕 Billy thinks your ability to speak other languages is dummy hot. He doesn’t have to understand what you’re saying- you could call him a stinky rat child in one of your two other tongues and it’d get him going. Stu thinks it’s amazing how smart you are! He forgets how to properly English sometimes, so he loves to show off your talent any time he can

💕 That accent of yours is so attractive. Because Stu is 4 at heart, he’ll imitate it just to annoy you- but they both undoubtedly love the way your voice sounds

💕 Stu’s stealing the eyebrow look probably even before you three officially hook up. Billy teases him about it, but he’s sure it’s made him look 10x cooler, and 10x more alluring to you

💕 The boys can get a little rowdy now and then, especially when it comes to their baby! Stu likes to prod at Billy by pointing out how you both have colorful, pretty eyes compared to Billy’s brown ones- while bubblebutt shoots back the fact that you and him aren’t dumb blondes like Stu. As far as they seem to escalate- these aren’t actual serious arguments. However, it’s hilarious seeing how petty they can get (you should probably step in soon though.. or maybe not)

💕 HC that Billy and Stu had varying degrees of freckles when they were little, so they both adore yours!

💕 Listen, your body to them? Temple. Stu absolutely uses your thighs as pillows, and Billy loves to wrap his arms around your slim midsection when he pulls you in for smooches!

💕 So you love animals, huh? Time to reference the tadpoles- Stu goes feral when it comes to them, buying your little froggies-to-be only the highest end herpitile equipment available! He’s the best frog foster dad. Billy is kinda freaked out by the little wigglies, but once they start to grow legs, he comes around to them

💕 Now, stay with me here, but Stu is the exact kind of guy to invite you over to his house for the sole purpose of finding him sprawled out on a bed in a seductive pose behind an easel. Billy always seems pretty indifferent about your drawings, aside from giving supportive praise- but he definitely takes time to admire them with an odd sense of pride when you aren’t around to see

💕 “I’m hyper and fun and I love hugs and physical affection in general…” that’s prime Stu territory! You two get to annoy Billy and be silly goofballs together. Billy won’t admit it, but he loves his excitable fools dearly

💕 Your relationship is one of the few things these two are dead set on protecting and caring about. It’s one thing they’d never sacrifice or put on the line, which should be saying a lot. The three of you are inseparable, always cheering each other on and just generally being happy together

💕 You’re dealing with two teenage boys. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher to be exact. They’d manage without any sexual activity when it comes to your say, but if you’re down to do the horizontal hula with your boys- they’re already taking their clothes off and yours too

💕 Like I said earlier, you three make each other happy! Your relationship is founded on a strong degree of trust. As much as your boys have to hide behind artificial personalities, they get to be their real honest selves around you, and it’s so refreshing to have that- to have you in their lives

[bloodfart666]

Rules: Answer 21 questions, then tag 21 people you want to get to know better.

I got tagged by @simonsoderbergtrash and @leahtheclownofdistruction123 thank you guys 💜💜💜

Nickname: Fartie, Trashmouth, Oompa

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: 6’2”

Last thing searched: status update on the Friday the 13th lawsuit

Favorite Musicians: Siouxsie Sioux, Peter Murphy, Robert Smith, the 69 eyes, Slipknot, HIM, Misfits, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Lamb Of God, Chad Grey, All That Remains, etc

Song stuck in head: Patricia In Pain by Paralysed Age

If you had a time machine would you go back in time or visit the future? I wanna go to space so the future for me.

Do I Get Asks: Not often

Following: I follow 884 and 171 follow me.

Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich. Give my dumb ass lots of money and I’ll make myself famous lol

Amount of sleep: 2 to 4 hours during the week. 8 to 12 on weekends

Lucky Number: 3

What I’m wearing: My etsy Bubba earrings, Pennywise tank, kill star leggings, and my rugged old Docs.

Dream Job: I’ve already done my dream job. I guess now I’d like to be a writer.

Dream Trip: a tour of the San Marcos Body Ranch

If you were an animal what would you be? Shark

Favorite food: sushi

What are some of your favorite books/films/shows/games/etc?

Books: IT by Stephen King, Mists of Avalon, Hot Zone, Rabid, The Matchbox that Ate a Forty Ton Truck.

Films: IT 1990/2017, Maggie, Friday the 13th, and all the sequels, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, TCM2, Halloween (and all the sequels and reboots except 3), The Crow, Interview with the Vampire, Deadpool, Deadpool 2, Toxic Avenger

Shows: Castle Rock, Stranger Things, Nature, any documentary

play any instruments: recorder

Describe yourself as aesthetics: slasher loving clownfucking weight lifting androgynous goth

I'm gonna tag @sewer-clown-hype @alllosersdownhere @chopped--top @bigbabysawyer @bunsyo @slasher-piss @pennywisethesexclown @treble-trilltrill @psychocyde @stabbykisses @a-night-2-dismember @hexqueensupreme @suspiciousdoll @billyxloomisxlittlexslut @sabitherunt @darkdaddy-patchy @phobiadrawshorror @kissmebumblebee @horrorcultclassic @a-simple-ghoul @danalia18 @originalclodmakergarden @devils-favoritebabey @dying-in-multi-fandom @floatingwithpenny @wanna-rock-n-roll-in80s @gingersewerboi

Okay that's more than asked for I'm done 😂😂😂

[qythxn]

I’m not on this blog anymore. I might come back but for now I’m leaving this fandom because you guys need to chill out fr. I’ll be here nerds @psychocyde

[slasherholic]

@psychocyde @hello-starshine @sweet anon

Thank you all so much for thinking of me today! I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting to hear from so many people but y’all really made my day ❤️

[sindria]

My crush is @psychocyde they’re the most precious bean hh

@psychocyde 🤫

/ tell me ur crushes url/name on anon!

[of-beans-and-sweatpeas-blog]

Thanks for the tag @fernleavesillustrator !

Tag nine people you want to know better, uh...all of them but I have the social skills of a spider. But here's a few

@gayforstabbymen @dipdopofthedip @ultralovediary @psychocyde @kanatoselfshipping @selfshippinglove

Im sorry I know that's 6 but my brain doesn't work play along if you see this and want to

Relationship Status: Single, the way I like it. (I'm emotionally incapable of providing for myself let alone a significant other)

Favorite Color(s): Royal Purple, Midnight Black and Bumblebee Yellow (sue me, I'm basic)

Top ships: ...does OC/self insert ships count? If not uh... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Last Song: Bad Guy Billie Eilish (its actually a total slapper)

Last Movie: Avengers Endgame (its worth the emotional turmoil)

Is that all? If I missed anything lemme know.

[galaxyofghouls]

(fuck, marry, kill) thomas hewitt, jason voorhees, and bubba sawyer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck: uhhhhhhhhh tommy

marry: bUBBA

kill: jason

[peydawgz]

Hiii Psychocyde! How u doing? I wanna ask you If you could do a Headcanon of Bubba, Thomas, Jason and Michael reacting to their s/o having some bruises and scratches on her back.

Hey! I’m all good! Sorry this took me a while to do, I’ve been moving!

Bubba Sawyer

He will go absolutely mother hen on your ass, worried whines escaping his mouth. Who did this to you?

Do they hurt? He’ll try his best to help you up out of bed and chairs. 

Hell, he won’t let you walk if he catches you in pain. He’ll swoop you off of your feet in less than a millisecond!

Even if you reassure him that it’s alright to touch them, he won’t. He’s too afraid that he’l hurt you!

The poor baby tried to hug you once, and you inhaled between your teeth in pain, hissing. Oh no, his worst fear! He hurt you!

After said hug, he’ll avoid you for some time in fear of doing it again. 

You’ll have to bring it upon yourself to tell him everything is okay and you love him still.

After some small hesitation and some reassuring, he gave you a smaller and lighter hug than before.

He’s gonna kiss all your scars and bruises!

Thomas Hewitt

He first spotted them while you were cuddling. Texas is hot, yeah? So he leaned up off of the bed and removed his shirt.

You giggled, leaning up and doing the same. 

Cheeks instantly went red for the both of you as you sat there, facing each other half naked.

Moments later, the two of you were spooning, and Thomas wasn’t thinking of looking down at your back, too busy with his nose (or lack of) in your hair. 

“Would you mind scratching my back?”

As he moved his fingers down your shoulders shakily, he found the large scars and bruises and his eyes widened. 

He made a noise of concern, in which you replied to with a small sigh.

You’ll have to reassure him everything is okay, those were from before. He’ll calm down and smush his head back into your neck with a grunt.

In a way, you’re kind of like him! He’s happy about that.

Jason Voorhees

Jason didn’t want to let you go swim in the lake, but he honestly couldn’t say no to your cute little puppy eyes.

After all, the things in the lake are more afraid of him than he is of them. Plus if you almost drown, he’ll be right there!

He’s a complete mother hen over you, too! He’s watchful of you as you slip down to the lake and remove your clothes to go swim. It was too dark to see the scars then.

A small smile spreads from under his mask as you giggle and wade around in the water. It wouldn’t hurt to join, right?

He slips down into the water and follows after you, fully clothed and now soggy as ever.

You two are splashing around and playing until he comes up behind you, planning to hug you from behind.

But then he saw your scars.

An audible gasp escapes his breathless lungs. Are you okay? When did this happen? 

Once you reassure him, he’ll still be on edge and fawn over you nonetheless. Expect softer cuddles, though. He knows his strength.

Michael Myers

He notices when he walked in on you getting dressed once. 

His hulking form just appears in your room, about to come see if you were awake, but instead you were just about to slip on your shirt.

You’ve gotta say, though you’ve never seen him that flustered before.

The boys been in a hospital since age ten! He’s never seen someone naked before!

Instantly flees, and you can’t find him again for a good two hours. 

He saw the scars, he just won’t bring it up.

Once Michael returns, you flush and apologize, saying you should have locked the door.

He just shrugs and carries on.

Later on that night, though, you feel him tracing them from under your shirt, and turn around to see him maskless, brows furrowed in both confusion and curiosity. 

He looks up at you and nods lightly, which you merely smile at.

You’re glad you don’t have to explain yourself to him.

[stumacherstan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A GOOD FRIEND AND MUTUAL OF MINE!!!

@psychocyde

they’re honestly the best!!! and i love them so much!!!! they have all of my uwus

pls go say happy birthday to her!!!

[spookysnicket]

@psychocyde: Slasher request please? I’m Peyton, 4’9 and narcoleptic, trilingual and Lithuanian, she/her! I’ve got shoulder length dark brown fluffy hair, and blue eyes! I have cuts in my eyebrows, bunches of freckles, and I’m kinda flat n skinny w/ thicc thighs. I like to draw and I love animals! I’m hyper and fun and I love hugs and physical affection in general. I want a serious, goofy relationship, doesn’t have to be sexual (but would gladly except it ;) hehe) and I love to laugh with someone 💕💕💕

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(Oooo this took like 10 years, idk why it was so hard to get into a Leslie mood (’: BUt here you go!! I hope you like it aaaAAAAaa)

I match you with Leslie Vernon

🍎 Leslie’s 5’10, so he’s pretty tall on average. But you.. tiny. He’s a prime insensitive bastard sometimes, and he’s absolutely going to give you a pet name like short stack or something just to piss you off

🍎 By the time you guys have hung out a few times, he’ll have asked if you have issues with getting sleep. When you tell him you have narcolepsy, it all clicks

🍎 After that, he’s always super conscious about you when you start to seem even the slightest bit drowsy. He always asks if you want coffee when you come over during the day, and when you two need to go somewhere, he always offers to drive- just in case

🍎 Leslie’s dummy smart and he’s got a unique set of skills to say the least, he definitely knows at least one other language than English. He’ll be amazed if you talk in other tongues around him- insert marge simpson meme, he just thinks it’s neat

🍎 Leslie loves teasing and annoying you by messing up your hair. Sometimes when he’s in a rush to get somewhere, he’ll ruffle up your hair rather than kissing you goodbye, he thrives when he’s on your nerves

🍎 Will die if you tell him to play with your hair. He loves the way it feels between his fingers and he’ll dote on it while you guys cuddle in bed til he falls asleep

🍎 It’s hard to tell, but Leslie’s mask is actually a ghastly grayish blue rather than green. I HC that his favorite color is blue, and he absolutely adores the shade your eyes are!

🍎 Your eyebrows are pretty curious to Les. He’ll probably ask if they’re some sort of gang symbol or display of status. Once you explain it’s a style choice, he’ll think it’s pretty nifty, and might even try out the look himself. Catch Leslie hesitantly cutting a slit into his eyebrow before realizing how cool he looks and then proceeding to pose in front of the mirror for 15 minutes

🍎 Loves to remind you how adorable your freckles are! He’ll try and create invisible designs and patterns in them and trace over them with his eyes when you fall asleep, sort of like an inkblot test- but with your face

🍎 Being as affectionate as he is, snuggling's one of Leslie’s favorite shared pastimes with you. You’re built just right in all the places he needs for maximizing cuddle proficiency!

🍎 Trust me when I say that, because it just so happens that his head fits just right between your thighs as well

🍎 Look me in the eyes and tell me that he doesn’t morph into the real life manifestation of Charlie ranting about Pepe Silvia from IASIP when he goes full slasher mode, you can’t

🍎 In the early stages of planning, Leslie calls for your artistic aid to draw up some schematics and visual step-by-steps for potential scenarios and ideas he has in mind

🍎 If you’re feeling generous, I highly suggest making him a lunch or something for when he goes out the next day, and leaving a little doodle for him to find in it- when he comes home you’ll get an extra lovey dovey Leslie!

🍎 Animal person? Introducing your new reptiles, Church and Zoey. He gives you the honorary position and title of ‘ye who keeps the turtles alive’, woo hoo

🍎 Thank goodness you’re hyper, cause keeping up with Les’s spastic demeanor is a feat on it’s own

🍎 Leslie can get really touchy, so it’s also good that you’re down for physical attention! His favorites are when he can sneak up behind you and swoop you into a hug when you jump, and holding hands is nice too! Careful though, he’s not shy and he’ll get a little extra feely wink wonk if you don’t fend off his roaming gremlin hands

🍎 I’m not quite sure it’s possible to think Leslie isn’t fully committed to everything he does and he does you a lot, so

🍎 What I’m saying is that if you’re willing to stick around enough to gain his trust and affections, even with all the time he dedicates to his, ahem- profession- and especially knowing what that profession is? Prepare for a long-term relationship based on trust, loyalty, and faithfulness! You’re the Jamie to his Eugene, and nothing could make him happier

🍎 Final note- we all know Leslie is a goofy bitch. He’s totally the kind of guy to buy you a stuffed animal while you’re gone and then hide around a corner or something while he holds it out and talks to you as it. He also really, really freakin’ loves playing pranks on you- do not trust this jesting fool to not put hot sauce in a pb&j he made you. He just loves doing dumb things to see you laugh, but also make himself laugh sjhfksg

[stumacherstan]

Just wanna say I love @psychocyde so much for being absolutely rad and watching House Of Wax with me. She’s a complete sweetheart, grateful to be her friend.