#puka puka pow pow

[sdvbraindump]

HOW MANY NEW NOTES????????

[wontheworld]

HOW MANY NOTES?????

[orinfucker]

HOW MANY HOURS??????????

[whyse7vn]

Bff what time is it for u rn……. i’m kinda concerned

meow :3

nct hours but a little mixed up

i should sleep but early bird catches the worm yk 💪🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥

[katistry]

we used to pull that trick all the time, remember?

[sugojosgf]

what if i wrote something for gojo based on nct127's favourite

[onerubii]

HOW MANY NOTES?!??

[onehunnit]

127 are my angel numbers fr...

[hoonvrs]

CIGARETTES — s. jaeyun smau

PAIRING jake x fmr

SYNOPSIS where university student jake develops a little crush on the girl he sees with a cigarette between her lips in the smoking area and decides he needs to impress her. how else would he do that except calling his smoker friend to teach him how to smoke ( spoiler: it doesn’t go so well. )

GENRE smau, fluff, crack, sprinkle of angst if you read it upside down, golden retriever x black cat duo

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( ive ) gaeul, yujin, ( nct ) chenle, jisung

WARNING smoking [ don’t smoke kids ], swearing, kys/kms/suicide jokes, friendly bullying, dirty/sex jokes ( more will be added if necessary)

STATUS completed

TAGLIST ( CLOSED )

S. NOTE JAKE MY MANNN ( hoon look away ) as an 02z girl i finally have an smau for each bias so i feel v complete

also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILES

virgin mary’s | smoking HAWT | privs

CHAPTERS

01 BI yourself

02 we found love in the smoking area

03 life is roblox

04 you white whore

05 jake you beautiful bastard

06 are we rush houring rn

07 it’s the dawg in me

08 yuh :3

09 the brit

10 what if i was suicidal .

11 here comes christian bale

12 i don’t trust him. weird fella

13 give us another sonnet english boy

14 bros from yapan

15 he thinks he’s a 90s babe

16 i’m just a girl

17 i’m sat.

18 go piss girl

↳ extra: did life360 tell you that.

19 i got my peaches out in jojo

20 okayy little miss poet

21 i’m built different

22 WAHHHHHHW WAAHHH

23 i want you

24 why are u bricked up

25 PUKA PUKA POW POW

26 jake in his flop era

27 this is getting too homoerotic

28 they go low i go lowER

29 inshallah he will eat

30 hello ross lynch

31 filthy omega

32 u r sobir. die (+written 0.8k)

33 she shoiodv be inde clubbb…..

34 when he makes you his girlfriend

35 can’t take me anywhere

36 noo you’re so sexy haha

37 no. (+written 0.7k)

38 i feel so kawaii today

39 come home fat

40 wasn’t very dabatayo of you jay.

↳ extra: it’s actually dattebayo*

41 ur man can’t drive manual

42 i Want you so bad

43 hawk putuh

44 okay blondie

45 though shalt not fail, but prevail

↳ extra: random

EP1 upset my girl. i’m gonna Kms

EP2 im not smoking that shit

EP3 OUR girlfriend ☭

copyright © hoonvrs 2023 all rights reserved

[emiwuaidmslomc]

PUKA PUKA POW POW PUKA PUKA POW POW

PUKKA POW POW

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME NEW THANGSSS

NEW THANGSSSSS

NEW THANGSSSS

and by new things I mean the understanding of chinese ethnicity in the conversation of chinese nationalism. as Anderson wrote in his text of "imagined community",, how tf can a population so large be actually one signly community with one unified identity.....

[mrkis]

that one post “mark no lube” reached 1271 notes‼️‼️‼️

*fluet playing in the background*

i managed to ss it when i first saw this ask but my dumb fucking ass got sidetracked straight after n forgot to answer

puka puka pow pow

[sdvbraindump]

CW: flashing/strobe lights

Bonus points if you can get the reference 👀

I missed it when it was 127 hits but now it's 1027 so I will do this now

[xiathewitch]

I have 127 followers NEO GOT MY BACK ‼️‼️🔥🔥

🗣PUKA PUKA POW POW

[ln4lvr]

WAITT...HOWWW MANY NOTES???? puka puka pow pow

[keeheauxtales]

not the “puka puka pow pow” number of notes on part 2 of my “finish what we start” smut! 😨

I’m working on more piwon content now, and every time I get a notif on this one, it’s so encouraging, so thank you guys so much! 🥰

[katistry]

literally.